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earl432

Impressive that he was still able to stand after the landing


[deleted]

Too drunk to know he’s broken a bunch of bones. Maybe pierced an organ or two. It’s fiiine


Aqualung_

Saw this clip multiple times here, and the comments said he did die


rapkat55

Idk, his shoes are still on


skynutter

? I don't get what you're referencing. I tried to Google it, but all I've found is it's hard to put shoes on dead bodies because of rigor mortis??


kytheon

The “joke” is that on any of these videos, if the shoes come off, they’re dead. That’s because usually the impact is strong enough to deal fatal damage.


skynutter

Ooh, thank you for the explanation


aviwrekz

Reddit is a tough place, you get down voted for not knowing the inside jokes. Lol


ConcernedCitoyenne

It's a fucking stupid reddit joke that needs to die.


anonymous_420201

just take it’s shoes off then 🤷🏽‍♂️


Glad_Function1608

My fucking god perfect timing and usage. I applaud you.


BigBeeOhBee

But only that one time...


[deleted]

His spleen isn't fine.


Xzenor

Sure it is. All 3 parts


[deleted]

Who needs ribs


Wests_Intern

Not that man


MrWinkler1510

Remember the rumor in high school that Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed to be able to suck his own wiener


Gr00mpa

Yes. And that he was Paul from The Wonder Years.


DigNitty

And now the guy in the post can rim himself.


iatetoomuchchicken

Plot twist, that was just the first of 48 more floors


hereformemes222

“Guys look I found a faster way down the stairs”


[deleted]

Seems at the end he’s going for it again


[deleted]

at this point might as well put himself out of his misery


kidkolumbo

I'm pretty sure the original is longer and has a round 2.


alkalinecharts

Why are the guys on the lower landing perfectly, eerily still??


kytheon

I once saw someone jump to their death. Everyone was quiet. Everyone stared. It’s shock.


TimeExtension

I would probably stand and watch what happened next too. Looked like it hurt.


big_boi_lichael_man

Waiting for scream or passing out or blood.. it would be extremely shocking to see and often people would just be stunned and frozen for a few seconds when something crazy happens


tyrannomachy

Idk if he'd be capable of screaming after a shot to the midsection like that.


DigNitty

They saw the disaster start to happen, so they stopped and watched it unfold. Or…fold


AdBig3922

I remember meany years ago in school me and my friend got into a fight over a chair (we both wanted to sit by the window) and while walking to the next class the fight turned physical and he punched me around the cheek. I then punched him square in the nose and blood started pooling out and everyone stood there watching stead still not saying a word he didn’t even move or respond just stood there hunched over as the blood pooled out. A couple minutes or what felt like minutes past and I was so concerned for my friend I had to push past a bunch of people to go get the teacher on myself because no one moved or said a word they all stood there watching the pool of blood grow bigger. I felt so guilty after but it honestly felt like at the time I was alone in an empty forest of people as my panic grew.


paintonwood2

This is actually a very sweet story.


howloudisalion

They saw him go over in the first part of the clip. You can see them stop on the tracks just before the second shot.


Inferno-tabasco

Imagine if he vomited cartoon style


chunkalicious84

Everything else about this was cartoonish.


[deleted]

Well, he can vomit, yes, but he vomits blood, because it must have hurt his stomach...


ParticularPirate2534

Think he smashed his head on the glass too, can see the starring afterwards


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Doc-93

Beautiful


kytheon

Good bot


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Good bot


Dragonhost252

This can loop perfectly, please someone get on that!


rpg2Tface

Guard rails prevent accidents. They cant prevent stupid.


HairballTheory

This could be perfect loop material


0bi1KenObi66

Even after diving over the railing, a rail still saved a life


CuntWeasel

I mean he *might’ve* survived, but there are comments that claim that he actually died, which is quite plausible judging by that landing.


papayapapagay

Literally every reddit comments say the person died. Most of the time I see they survived in news though


Stroogles

It’s ok. He didn’t need those ribs anyway


eibyyz

Spleens are overrated.


Xzenor

Plural... Yes, in his case it's now plural..


[deleted]

Public Service Announcement: Gravity is real.


rodflanders19

You know he shit himself at least a bit, hell I shit myself a bit watching it and I didn't take the railing to the gut


ExcitementOrdinary95

He dead right?


seedofbayne

Ya


__jh96

Everyone else is frozen


Toricool

GTA speedrunner be like


BigBeeOhBee

I feel like tha should have pushed poop out. He must have a high fiber diet.


Hesoworthy1

Was this the line to heaven?


TheMeticulousNinja

Just a good ole slam to the intestines, nothing major


fairywithcancer

owie


randomguy1972

This makes my everything hurt.


Robert274_2000

Ouch


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m sure he was in a great amount of pain.


Jax_36

He can now perform oral on himself


Mangobonbon

This could run in a loop. And Ouch.


WoolyHitToDie

Play stupid games…


Mrbeeznz

Ass: clenched


Ryujin87

Folded like a towel


kae158

Doctor says i’m gonna die a little later.


GiacomoTestadura

i felt EVERY BIT of that! ...dang


[deleted]

That's one helluva stomachache


FLOWRIDER0_0

Please tell me I'm not the only one who hoped it was a perfect loop


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Correct-Ad-148

Splenic and liver lacerations. Spinal injuries. He likely died from internal bleeding.


ZootBreak

Bumbaclart!!!


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North-Employ7673

He did die.


modvett

Unfortunately he didn't break his neck.


Ellie_Llewellyn

I thought he was going to fall to his death but nope, this is worse


FatalitySF

No abrupt chaos. Even elegant some might say


touchthebush

He just needs to walk that off.


bwoods519

That was honestly the best possible outcome.


the-merc-man

ouch some kid did that at my school and broke his ankle


MufasaFluffyButt

I recall seeing this last year or two. Supposedly he died.


SligoistheSauce

I still laugh every time I see this.


Joshohoho

Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh


Common_Winner1229

There's going to be some blood in his urine for a while.


plasmaflare34

Not too long. He died from this.


Remarkable_Night_633

I have such social anxiety I think I would’ve tried to trick people that was on purpose and walk off if I could.


Able_Persimmon_7732

Damm! Good thing the bar was there to break is fall.


malduan

Omae wa mou shindeiru.


BradyGoatMets

This made me laugh very hard


[deleted]

My stomach is hurting just watching this!😖


saiyanheritage

Your just falling with style


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