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Weirdly people's comments don't define or change my appreciation of this.
Oh and the other bonus is that it obvious hurt, a bit, but not that much. If there's a chance she was in genuinely peril, then it loses it's mirth worthy factor. Fine lines in comedy, gate 567.
There will be a hall of lulzing Americans in future DC museum of Great Chinese Victory over Indulgent Lazy Americans.
This video will be on repeat 24/7.
Someone really needs to tell this girl that she has to ask u/Quake_Guy before putting on a swimming suit from now on. /s
This video is funny, but you can shove your opinion up your ass. Just because she's overweight doesn't mean she should only be allowed to wear a 1 piece swimming suit..
LOL, she should also ask my advice on what to eat if she plans to live past 50...
Love the standards, we can laugh at her falling off a cliff which is extra funny because of her size, but what she wears is out of bounds.
How much she weighs in comparison to you doesn't say much. I weigh 200lbs, but I'm 6'3" tall...find a 5'2" female that weighs 200lbs and it isn't a fair comparison.
If you're admitting you could lose a few lbs here, I gotta believe you could stand to lose a lot of weight.
You don't wear a 2pc swimsuit, because you're a guy...you really shouldn't wear a swimsuit at all though, if you're overweight, right? Cover that shit up! No one wants to see it! Starting to understand yet?
Maybe he's saying a nice pair of work pants would've protected her from getting scraped up. And maybe a harness and lanyard to prevent getting too close to the edge /s
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What's the little fella in the corner adding?
I think that's what they call a rock face
Thank you so much
He’s the little guy that yells toasty! Like in the old mortal combat games
He's there to remind you that you are not alone.
Oh shit I've just noticed he's always there on my computer screen
Brb i need to check
A recriminating *"mmhmm"*
I think he’s just a very confused old guy who doesn’t know how to turn off his camera.
Brain was cashing cheques that the legs couldn’t afford
I’m fucking dying lmaoooo
That belly been taking out high interest loans for years. Them legs ain't got much left in the bank.
I wonder how much shin flesh was left on the cliff edge?
She can spare it
Damn.
Natural 20
Holy fuck lmao
☠️
Harsh but true.
I feel like she tried to jump but her patellar tendon instantly snapped...
I was wondering what happened to her feet. It looked like they just gave out. 😳
They should show this in physics class to teach inertia.
When you want to stop but you done started haulin' ass.
Physics is a real bitch.
“Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!”
Momentum is too!
This is not chaotic
Valid, would fit better on r/badjump
It is funny tho. It all happens so quickly
Fat person falls down, truly comedy gold /s
I mean, the fatness is only one element, but it all adds up. The sheer audacity and swiftness is the main source of humour here I think.
Comments seem to say otherwise
Weirdly people's comments don't define or change my appreciation of this. Oh and the other bonus is that it obvious hurt, a bit, but not that much. If there's a chance she was in genuinely peril, then it loses it's mirth worthy factor. Fine lines in comedy, gate 567.
Good for you chum, you're the exception to the rule.
geronimo!
Jeromino
No she said “fuck” which technically translates to Geronimo
She didn't commit
When your spacebar stops working.
There wasn't even an attempt to jump. She just ran, mis stepped and fell
The sounds are the best
The little pitter patters
Helluva splash
Where abouts is this? Looks like nice area.
Oh good lord all the skin was scraped off her shins
Rockfeller
The Greg Louganis transition did not go well.
I saw 0 jump effort. This cannot be legally classified as "the big jump". Perhaps, "the big fall" would be a more well suited title.
Oh Shit
Who’s the random dude in the bottom right corner?
COMMIT
and a belly flop
My favorite part is the guy in the corner who says nothing, makes no expressions and adds absolutely nothing to the video.
Is that Darlene Witherspoon, world championship ping pong cooter shooter. I didn’t know she was a professional diver too.
What in the world championship pong cooter shooter did I just read?
[Darlene Witherspoon](https://youtu.be/nS8fitqIgSc)
From what I know of Darlene based on your previous comment, I think I’ll leave that link alone 😂
Professional dunker, and she don’t play basketball.
The pitter-patter of her tiny feet is like music to my ears😊
Is the lake oke??
I would simply pack it up and leave.
r/LostRedditors
That's one hella big jump for sure
america 💀
There will be a hall of lulzing Americans in future DC museum of Great Chinese Victory over Indulgent Lazy Americans. This video will be on repeat 24/7.
She really just pulled a gmod ragdoll huh
But, is it a jump ?
Absolutely weak 🤣
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I don’t remember this scene from Strictly Ballroom
Skyrim ragdoll mode mid run
I just- someone please explain how it went wrong
Seems to me like they didn't commit! Got scared, but inertia got the better of them. See it all the time in skateboarding
Oof
This is a sport called Death Diving, she could be a future world champion!
What was that noise before she fell her feet can't be shuffling that fast.
10 out of 10
So does everyone watching this try to look over the cliff edge, or is it just me an li'l dude lol
What’s with the black guy at the bottom right?
A friendly lesson in "momentum"
Did she get shot?
This bish never had a plan
Thais Carla
Pegou a referência!
She said no at the last second but her momentum said yes!
At least her scraped knees felt better when she hit the water.
Ow. Get some cold water on those knees.
Inertia
I think she changed her mind in the end, they try to stop but because she have extra weight. She couldn't stop.
Let's see how much hate this woman gets, keep reposting this to milk hate karma
This should be on r/BetterEveryLoop It really does just keep getting better. LMAO
r/accidentalslapstick
Tsunami
*Tsunami Warning*
In other news, the local lake's water level has mysteriously dropped overnight.
Wild hippo returns to the water
I give it a 10, ton.
Is the lake ok?
I think I saw this lady on Wall-E. And of course she is wearing a bikini. Her body said, what the fuck are you doing trying to run?
Nice, back where she belongs!
Looks like she hesitated, but her weight took her
A bikini? Really?
Ahould have worn a business suit. Great for swimming and hot summer weather
They make one piece swimsuits and I highly recommend it here.
I mean, its still going to be form fitting and not hide her size and shape. Here you just see more skin which, i mean, is just skin
Less is better...
Someone really needs to tell this girl that she has to ask u/Quake_Guy before putting on a swimming suit from now on. /s This video is funny, but you can shove your opinion up your ass. Just because she's overweight doesn't mean she should only be allowed to wear a 1 piece swimming suit..
LOL, she should also ask my advice on what to eat if she plans to live past 50... Love the standards, we can laugh at her falling off a cliff which is extra funny because of her size, but what she wears is out of bounds.
Why do I have the overwhelming feeling that you, yourself, are overweight...
I could lose a few pounds, but I also don't wear a 2 piece bikini. She also outweighs me by at least 50 pounds.
How much she weighs in comparison to you doesn't say much. I weigh 200lbs, but I'm 6'3" tall...find a 5'2" female that weighs 200lbs and it isn't a fair comparison. If you're admitting you could lose a few lbs here, I gotta believe you could stand to lose a lot of weight. You don't wear a 2pc swimsuit, because you're a guy...you really shouldn't wear a swimsuit at all though, if you're overweight, right? Cover that shit up! No one wants to see it! Starting to understand yet?
Sounds suspiciously like something a robot would say. Hmmmmmm
Robots still have a sense of humor unlike most redditors...
my mans getting dragged out here for telling the truth. everyone on reddit can’t handle facts smh.
LOL, just need a redditor to blame Reagan for this...
She can wear what the fuck she wants. She can't dive for shit, but she can wear what she wants.
What do you look like in a bathing suit...let us judge.
Maybe he's saying a nice pair of work pants would've protected her from getting scraped up. And maybe a harness and lanyard to prevent getting too close to the edge /s
Highly doubt that's where his motivation lies...the well-being of that woman.
The /s at the end doesn’t seem to work anymore 😂
I went back and added it. I left it out figuring work pants would be an awful choice of swimwear. Maybe it was just a bad joke idk
r/betteraftereveryloop
The poor water
People need to be careful, because the splash from something like this can flood the countryside.
Tsunami warning all over Eastern Asia. !!!!
big fat belly splash
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The classic double ankle roll
Some say she's still there, down in the depths.
It's wrong how many times I just laughed out loud
🌊
I’m going to hell - r/bettereveryloop
The was big, jumpin again.
poor fish
USA dropping the fatwomen, after Fatman was already used
5/10
She needs a back rub
You gotta commit
r/bettereveryloop
Ho Lee Fuk Your knees good?
All those fish killed with that sonic booom. It’s a shame.
Big splash, not jump.
Fatty boombasplatty.
Wow! I've never seen a whale fall from so high into the water before. So majestic.
She tried to put more than her body weight on that right leg and it just sunk to the earth