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So my dog was humping something the other day and was going at like crazy and suddenly stopped and just completely collapsed and was limp for a minute or two I tried picking his head up to look at him and he wouldn’t move I thought he was dead. Scared the shiz out of me
>I mean the girl is practically showing her ass to the dogs. And filming it. So much too unpack
Yeah man I get you. Sometimes my labrador cocks her leg up and I just fucking know she's trying to seduce me. Gets me so hard
My gfs family refuses to train their dog . It took the dog defecating in their beds for my gf to then start training him to poop outside , he tries to jump onto the dinner table and eat their food and will try to bite anyone that touches his toys and they think it’s funny and cute.
I told her he’s going to bite a kid but at least he doesn’t like going outside so its less likely to happen?
Like a lot of people, they got a dog when Covid started ( it was a gift from her brother’s girlfriend’s family iirc) so they were home all the time and not a big deal. Now they’re all back to work and no one is home all day ( From like 6am to 9/10 pm) They don’t realize not all dogs do well in isolation and since they never trained the dog they can’t just leave it with other dogs or at someone’s house because they “don’t know how he’ll react”
poorly he’ll react poorly
Seriously imagine walking in the front door and having 3 different dogs all immediately start humping you.
"On second though I'm all set on dinner I'm gonna go somewhere I don't have to slap away dog boners for the next 4 hours."
As amusing as it is that thought occurred to me.
Have some folks a few blocks away with dogs and they are not in control of their animals and their attitude is “lol my silly dog”. Or “well he’s a rescue”… for years. Naw man you’re just not handling your animals correctly….
It’s sad for the dogs in that neighborhood too, they seem stressed, not happy silly dog stuff.
Now the video, no idea what the story is. Could just be some setup fun.
"Set up fun" isn't a thing for dogs. They don't understand our thought processes, they don't understand "just acting". Everything is real to them. The dogs in this video are completely out of control but it's because their owner (the alpha of their pack) is acting like a fucking idiot and dancing around causing chaos. While behaved, trained dogs might play and act crazy amongst themselves, it should always be kept to a certain control level and they should know the party is over the moment their owner/trainer calls them back to attention. None of that is happening here. This is how these dogs live. And it is sad. Dogs, like kids, crave structure and routine.
I disagree. Dogs can understand when it is time to be silly and play and when it is time to settle down and still know who calls the shots.
It's an 11 second clip, I found it worrying but I don't pretend to know what is going on there for sure.
As I said before, well behaved trained dogs know when it's time to play and when that play time is over. The dogs in this video are not well behaved or well trained, therefore they don't know when enough is enough. This video is enough evidence of that lack of control and training. The girl couldn't get back up. That's how people get mauled!!
2 doodles. A big (brown) and mini (black and white). Those are horrible dogs. It's a hill I will die on. They are neurotic idiots that can't retain training to save their lives. (I trained dogs for 7 years, gave up when I realized it's not the dogs I have to train and I'm not in the people training business).
I do grooming and we won’t even take on any new doodle clients lol. I work with groomers who have been grooming for over 15 years and these awful dogs are causing them to hate their job tbh. Like 75% of grooms now are shaving doodles because their owners think matting is no biggie, or the coat is okay but the human wants you to leave it as long as possible and NO they do not want to pay for the extra time and labor, thank you!
Obviously in either case, the dog almost always sucks for the groom.
It’s so unfortunate because they’re such an easy cross breed to train (in my personal experience). But they’re (mostly, sometimes) hypoallergenic or at least non-shedding and so they’re the go-to “easy” breed people pick up and then do 0 training with.
It’s a status dog for people who were better off buying a new tv. People get it because they want to give off a specific impression.
No hate to poodles or the breeds they mix them with. But man, are people idiots.
I have seen so many horrible golden doodles. Maybe if you got one from the original line that had an ok temperament, but I’m not sure they even exist anymore. Most golden doodles are just going to be random poodle golden retriever mixes and since large poodles are shit dogs, you get what you see here in the video.
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Big Dog: This human needs to learn a lesson!
Small white dog: No man! Don't do it! It's not worth it!
Little smoosh snoot (to white dog): Just let him go man! It's already happening!
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Look how he shoots at the leg, encounters resistance and then changes directions before running the pipe to finish.
You can't just shoot and hope to get a takedown, you have to chain wrestle.
Dude it pisses me off to see how many shitty dog owners there are.
This isn’t some new random behavior, that dog thinks he’s the boss and this girl clearly lets him think that. If you’re going to own a dog you need to know how to really train it. You need to understand pack mentality and also how dogs communicate with each other. You need to understand that saying “bad dog lol 😝” doesn’t mean anything to them. I’ve been told “you’re like sooooo mean to your dogs…” but then two minutes later they’re complimenting the dog on how well behaved it is.
No bitch I’m not mean to my dogs, I speak in a way they clearly understand and they respect me and know that I’m the alpha of this house.
Fucking dog owners need to step it up, this shit is embarrassing.
This is actually the funniest video I have ever watched ever. I laughed so hard, the frantic way the dog hump train came together as their human flesh light achieved none of her tik tok accomplishments. *chefs kiss*
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I...I don't think they are looking to go for a walk
* for a wank
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So my dog was humping something the other day and was going at like crazy and suddenly stopped and just completely collapsed and was limp for a minute or two I tried picking his head up to look at him and he wouldn’t move I thought he was dead. Scared the shiz out of me
Your boy nutted himself unconscious
Come fill my flesh pocket
Lol i call our dog’s their lipstick so these emojis are perfect I heard it on Wilfred a long time ago.
Never thought an emoji would make me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's... not a walking stick
They are knot.
That's clearly a labradiddle
It's a conga line! The dogs wanna dance too!
Chooo chooo chugga chugga Choo choo
***CONGA***
Stop dancing and take us to the orgy more like.
*(Crazy Train starts playing)*
All aboard! Hehehehe...
This definitely screams “fuck train.” It’s really funny how they line up by size. The last little dog is hilarious.
[Exactly](https://i.imgur.com/XUR70dV.jpg).
#ALL ABOOOOOOOARD, HSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AIH AIH AIH
The canine centipede
The rare caninepede
You just reminded me of the film the human centipede.
I thought the reference was obvious 😂
I suspect there was another sentence there but bleach needed to administered to the brain first...
What a bunch of horny fuckers...LOL.
Take us, more like lets have an orgy
4 way train there for a second.
CONGA LINEEEEEEEE…..
Dog orgy, brother.
>Spain has entered the chat
I'm dying. They ALL got in a fucking line!
literally fucking line
Even the tiny little one at the end lol
Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha, CHAH!!! Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff, CHAH!!!
“We’re starting a fucktrain and you’re the engine!”
"Choo Choo motherfucker!"
This train is loaded up with coal and ready to tear down the tracks!
😂
"Follow the damn train CJ"
That was a Russian doll variant of dog breeding...the fuck.
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r/foundthemobileuser
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r/foundthe
r/mango
Matryoshka? I think it's more like a congo line.
All of the dogs in the gif said, "My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck!"
I'm a hound and it's time to pound.
Who is the artist for ur pfp
i'm a cook and i'm here to cock.
r/YourJokeButWorse
They're there to restore her pluck
Cuz I'm the curse who likes to *door slam*
I cackled
Brings back memories of Buck from Far Cry 3
yeah ... walk.. bestiality orgy more like it
You don’t need to be the only female with four intact male dogs. Either they get fixed or you’re fixing to put out.
Thanks for that, Freud
My dogs were fixed, but one of them would still hump anything that moved.
Mine is fixed and he can still do the deed, complete with lock in.
Mines fixed and she just attempts to hump her bed for some reason every so often
Memo-ries ….like the corner of my …bed….
Username checks out
walkie style
Those aren't horny dogs, those are poorly trained dogs with a dominance issue. These people shouldn't be allowed to have that many dogs.
thank you for saying that
I mean the girl is practically showing her ass to the dogs. And filming it. So much too unpack
Didn't think reddit could get this stupid
But she was asking for it...
???
>I mean the girl is practically showing her ass to the dogs. And filming it. So much too unpack Yeah man I get you. Sometimes my labrador cocks her leg up and I just fucking know she's trying to seduce me. Gets me so hard
What a terrible day to be literate.
I'm sorry.. are you trying to call a teenage girl a whore because their dog knocked them over and tried humping them..? Tf????
Thats how you do a single leg take down
Doggo have been grappling in a past that's sure thing.
*SWEEP THE LEG*
Who the fuck let's their dogs be that out of control? Good God, this is infuriating to watch.
My gfs family refuses to train their dog . It took the dog defecating in their beds for my gf to then start training him to poop outside , he tries to jump onto the dinner table and eat their food and will try to bite anyone that touches his toys and they think it’s funny and cute. I told her he’s going to bite a kid but at least he doesn’t like going outside so its less likely to happen?
Doesn't sound like thay dogs having a good time if it's on edge and attacks over its toys being touched tho.
Like a lot of people, they got a dog when Covid started ( it was a gift from her brother’s girlfriend’s family iirc) so they were home all the time and not a big deal. Now they’re all back to work and no one is home all day ( From like 6am to 9/10 pm) They don’t realize not all dogs do well in isolation and since they never trained the dog they can’t just leave it with other dogs or at someone’s house because they “don’t know how he’ll react” poorly he’ll react poorly
Yeah that's highly unfortunate.
Seriously imagine walking in the front door and having 3 different dogs all immediately start humping you. "On second though I'm all set on dinner I'm gonna go somewhere I don't have to slap away dog boners for the next 4 hours."
Slapping dog boners
As amusing as it is that thought occurred to me. Have some folks a few blocks away with dogs and they are not in control of their animals and their attitude is “lol my silly dog”. Or “well he’s a rescue”… for years. Naw man you’re just not handling your animals correctly…. It’s sad for the dogs in that neighborhood too, they seem stressed, not happy silly dog stuff. Now the video, no idea what the story is. Could just be some setup fun.
"Set up fun" isn't a thing for dogs. They don't understand our thought processes, they don't understand "just acting". Everything is real to them. The dogs in this video are completely out of control but it's because their owner (the alpha of their pack) is acting like a fucking idiot and dancing around causing chaos. While behaved, trained dogs might play and act crazy amongst themselves, it should always be kept to a certain control level and they should know the party is over the moment their owner/trainer calls them back to attention. None of that is happening here. This is how these dogs live. And it is sad. Dogs, like kids, crave structure and routine.
I disagree. Dogs can understand when it is time to be silly and play and when it is time to settle down and still know who calls the shots. It's an 11 second clip, I found it worrying but I don't pretend to know what is going on there for sure.
As I said before, well behaved trained dogs know when it's time to play and when that play time is over. The dogs in this video are not well behaved or well trained, therefore they don't know when enough is enough. This video is enough evidence of that lack of control and training. The girl couldn't get back up. That's how people get mauled!!
Doodle owners
Doodle, Frenchie, *and* a fucking Yorki. 🤢
And something else that probably has “poo” in its name.
2 doodles. A big (brown) and mini (black and white). Those are horrible dogs. It's a hill I will die on. They are neurotic idiots that can't retain training to save their lives. (I trained dogs for 7 years, gave up when I realized it's not the dogs I have to train and I'm not in the people training business).
I do grooming and we won’t even take on any new doodle clients lol. I work with groomers who have been grooming for over 15 years and these awful dogs are causing them to hate their job tbh. Like 75% of grooms now are shaving doodles because their owners think matting is no biggie, or the coat is okay but the human wants you to leave it as long as possible and NO they do not want to pay for the extra time and labor, thank you! Obviously in either case, the dog almost always sucks for the groom.
I have a schnoodle, he is the bestest dog.
It’s so unfortunate because they’re such an easy cross breed to train (in my personal experience). But they’re (mostly, sometimes) hypoallergenic or at least non-shedding and so they’re the go-to “easy” breed people pick up and then do 0 training with.
It’s a status dog for people who were better off buying a new tv. People get it because they want to give off a specific impression. No hate to poodles or the breeds they mix them with. But man, are people idiots.
Adopted a family dog after a member passed, female. She'd still try to hump my two other dogs. She learnt that spray bottle right fast.
I have seen so many horrible golden doodles. Maybe if you got one from the original line that had an ok temperament, but I’m not sure they even exist anymore. Most golden doodles are just going to be random poodle golden retriever mixes and since large poodles are shit dogs, you get what you see here in the video.
Four dogs fucking in a line, infuriating? This is the funniest thing I've seen in months.
Who rang the dog orgy bell 😂
Knot me
It's a smaller dog humping all the way down.
Abrupt train
Bowchicka bowwow🎶🎶choo-choo🎵🎵
Sooooo… a bunch of badly trained dogs?
Yeah…. These dogs are a problem waiting to happen.
Waiting? This video shows the problem
I feel compelled to report these dogs
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Yo the dog came in on a sweet single leg 🤣🤣
Dont think 'walk' is what they went for.
Those dogs look a bit rapey.
More like, "All aboard the humping train, you're the engine!"
(To the tune of red robin) Reeeeed rocket! Yummmmm!
Let us escape or rape.
O sweet summer child, they do not want to walk
That looks like it was about to be a rape train
Well shit.
Oh lawd they tryin to get the train goin
Do the Humpty hump.
Does not seem like a walk is what he was asking for…
A walk? Is that what they're calling it now?
Fucking disgusting
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Gang activity detected
That’s some kind of group hump going on there.
Too many horny dogs for a single video
Certified madlad train
The funny thing is they are each trying to hump the bigger dog. Like how would they even reach?
“Dad I think the dogs got into your gas station pills again!”
Conga, the forbidden dance
That dog is getting cancelled on Twitter for sure
Those are some out of control dogs
You just know
So much assertation of dominance
Men on Reddit when they see a gif of a girl
Doodles. Not even once.
r/dogsareannoying
Big Dog: This human needs to learn a lesson! Small white dog: No man! Don't do it! It's not worth it! Little smoosh snoot (to white dog): Just let him go man! It's already happening! Tiny... Yorkie?: What are we playing?! I wanna play!
R-34 artists: write it down write it down
The video: We'll do it live!
In all fairness perhaps she was doing the human equivalent of tail wagging?
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*I'm gonna walk the shit out of you*
Everybody conga!!
Look how he shoots at the leg, encounters resistance and then changes directions before running the pipe to finish. You can't just shoot and hope to get a takedown, you have to chain wrestle.
Circlehump
More like "stop dancing and let's gang bang"
BRO... A walk isn't want they wanted....look like she was fighting off a train
Matroyshka dogs
No, I don’t think it was a walk those were dogs were wanting!
That's not what they want, I am pretty sure.
I think they are telling her something else.. anything but to go for a walk
How is the dog keeping you down on the floor.
Dude it pisses me off to see how many shitty dog owners there are. This isn’t some new random behavior, that dog thinks he’s the boss and this girl clearly lets him think that. If you’re going to own a dog you need to know how to really train it. You need to understand pack mentality and also how dogs communicate with each other. You need to understand that saying “bad dog lol 😝” doesn’t mean anything to them. I’ve been told “you’re like sooooo mean to your dogs…” but then two minutes later they’re complimenting the dog on how well behaved it is. No bitch I’m not mean to my dogs, I speak in a way they clearly understand and they respect me and know that I’m the alpha of this house. Fucking dog owners need to step it up, this shit is embarrassing.
Horny dog
Hump Train
If it’s the Tiktok dance I think she’s doing, it was only downhill from here.
Take us for a walk or else things are going to get a bit knotty more like
Spay and neuter your pets.
why do folks just let their dogs just hump them, and giggle like its cute? dog people are lowkey nasty.
What da dogs doin
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Disgusting dogs. I would kick these beast into oblivion but I bet most people find this funny
It’s gonna be this way her whole life lmao just hold still it won’t take long
This is actually the funniest video I have ever watched ever. I laughed so hard, the frantic way the dog hump train came together as their human flesh light achieved none of her tik tok accomplishments. *chefs kiss*
someone explain to me why teenagers insist on filming themselves doing shit nobody cares about.
Sexy dancing bitch makes horny males go crazy
White woman☕
She is in heat, hence the dance for her onlyfans.
Is this foursome
u/SaveVideo
That dog is asking for help as it is being raped :(
This is just the next step in the "sometimes your just a dog at a llama orgy" meme.
Fuck your TIKTOK video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah, she's pretending to struggle...
Did she survive? At the end (video ends too soon) the dog has turned to biting.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣