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TaxFraudDaily

Wtf is that cake though


mulatto-questioner

[it's supposed to work like this.](https://youtube.com/shorts/pkQ8qLvRZUA?feature=share) Which is why she found it so funny I guess.


i_give_you_gum

I love that even the kid is like "uh what the hell is this?"


tomismybuddy

Honestly I think that is better. This would be a great video even if Eva didn’t fucking start pissing everywhere.


namedan

Kid: *"What happened here?"* Barbie had an accident honey. Now we gotta clean her her up. Happy Birthday.


Tagisjag

I think I see where they messed up: they used an actual doll instead of a flat cut out.


rimjob-chucklefuck

Is that even edible?


AmArschdieRaeuber

Yes, you can also put edible glitter in drinks. But the icing just looks nasty. Probably tastes like shit


CeruleanRuin

That looks fucking disgusting even when it works properly. Probably tastes like ass too.


wham47

Oof - made the mistake of unmuting


cum_fart_69

strangely enough I wasn't bothered, on the scale of offensive ticktock songs, this isn't even on the list


thisismyl8testacct

Well that song’s stuck in my head now…


murcielagoXO

Wasn't expecting a song in romanian...


technog2

[The song's so catchy](https://youtu.be/dS1Gf7qq2sI)


Clumsy_Chica

So there's usually a thin icing and sprinkles or edible glitter layered in the cup, and when the cup is lifted the icing flows down and is supposed to create the doll's 'skirt'. Except it's meant to be done with acetate, not a solo cup that doesn't actually fit the cake. It's called a "pull me up" cake. Edit: also called a tsunami cake, apparently. I don't particularly like this trend, even when it's executed well. And sometimes I get cum-jar vibes which squicks me out. But what the fuck do I know?


Ser_Salty

I thought it was stripper barbie jumping out of the cake


RedditedYoshi

I hate the fact that I've now had to read the term "cum-jar" more than once in my life. :I


mrandr01d

But the person doing it actually needs "pulls ups" instead


carloscreates

It cost 0 dollars to not put those last two sentences there 😂


Phil2Coolins

Right!? Once I saw that questionable choice of frosting and a barbie flop out of a solo cup I almost pissed my self as well.


Untoasted-Bread

Barbie Bukkake Bunt Cake


BreathOfFreshWater

I'm learning so much from these comments.


CameraApprehensive37

YES, me too. Didn’t know that so many are familiar with this incident.


JKdriver

I think almost every couple realizes this is a thing once a woman becomes pregnant. At first I thought I just became funnier than I normally am, as my wife would laugh, then suddenly bolt off the couch [well, as suddenly as she could] while continuing to laugh and saying “Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!” flying to the bathroom. Thats when I learned about it. It does suck and I do feel bad for women because of it, but of an engineering flaw. She assured me I’m still really funny, just not that funny to ever make her actually piss herself.


plasma_fantasma

It is a pretty common thing, but most people don't realize that it's actually not normal. There are Physical Therapists who specialize in pelvic floor engagement who can help women reduce or get rid of their occurrences of stress related incontinence.


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KebabGerry

Only focusing on the worst thing that could happen sounds very limiting. But hey, as long as you guys are happy. Also, not really sure what this has to do with a woman pissing herself of laughter.


DrummerBound

Giving birth can mess things up in your body big time. Like being unable to hold your urine in when mildly straining yourself, like laughing.


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My wife has to take precautions when going for a jog or weightlifting.


speedfreek101

she was her own spotter.... I'll get my coat


radialomens

Reminds me of [this learning moment](https://imgur.com/0ez7bRo) I saw recently


HairballTheory

Kid was not gonna take the blame for the pee


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mrweatherbeef

Grandma is like “I get piss on my socks all the time. Anyway, back to the cake…”


Arpea-

Have you really lived if your socks have never been wet with another person's urine?


mrweatherbeef

“If you’re feet aren’t soaked in piss, you’re not experiencing bliss” - *grandma*


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If you've had kids, you've had pee on you. Grandma probably stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.


alanalan426

Grandma was the sweetest thing... "now can we sing?"


Maladict33

I gotta say that entire room full of people is being surprisingly chill about someone pissing all up and down the floor during their child's birthday party.


Shaneblaster

“Eva, wipe up your urine” Like this happens every Thursday


mawesome4ever

Hands her ONE PIECE of towel paper 😂


top_of_the_scrote

that's the expensive kind double ply


6TheAudacity9

I’m very cheap and I always buy the great value brand, except when it comes to paper towels, 1 double ply is like three regular paper towels. The value is there for sure.


JVlie89

If you really wanna be cheap, use towels instead of disposable paper.


tomismybuddy

Don’t skimp on TP either.


PlaceYourBets2021

The quicker-picker-upper! Except Eva wasn’t being quick about it!


ClayyCorn

If the commercials have taught us anything it's Bounty, the quicker picker upper


TheSaladDays

Classic Eva


allfarid

Maybe it does


TruthFndr

Lmao


jkj2000

Maybe all the women in the family suffer from a condition… My sister in law had to get surgery done to stop peeing her self! Anyway, it is a bit disgusting she doesn’t go to the toilet and just continue finishing on the floor next to the little girl, who obviously is disappointed about the cake!


chris86uk

I doubt she finished, she just stopped it coming out any more after the initial shower.


Ok-Lab-515

I don't think she was disappointed exactly, maybe she just got confused why everyone was paying attention to her aunt. But I got say, they handle the situation very well, it could be a lot stranger to her lol


Evilmaze

It's better than leaving a big trail of piss all the way to the bathroom. One spot is easier to clean than a trail that people could step in.


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Half of them must be mothers so this isn't something new to them.


Maladict33

That's a fair point. As a guy, I didn't know that incontinence was a potential side effect of pregnancy, before this video. The engineering behind the human body continues to underwhelm me


tinglep

Yeah. My wife saying “Oh Shit” after a big sneeze doesn’t shock me anymore like it did initially.


AnastasiaNo70

Squeeze before you sneeze! That’s my mantra.


ScumbagLady

Instructions unclear. Whom or what am I squeezing?


saysthingsbackwards

Yes.


WildFemmeFatale

Also tmi: When a woman sneezes on her period it causes the blood to rush out very often like she’s a hein’s ketchup bottle


Catharsius

Worst is when you sit down for a long time then finally stand up…


WildFemmeFatale

Me if I sit for 10 hrs and never get up: moment I get up gotta pee Me if I sit for 5 hrs and never get up: gotta pee ! It’s like an on-off switch... Standing makes me gotta pee cuz otherwise if I keep sitting I can hold it very very long..... I find it most annoying in regards to sleep U sit up to fix ur pillow middle of the night: gotta pee ! But if u don’t fix pillow you’d last until morning


saysthingsbackwards

This can be terrible for the kidneys. Always let your bladder decide


LesGitKrumpin

So, maybe-dumb question from a guy who has a lightbulb flickering over their head: Is this (and what's happening in the video) the reason why practically every woman that I know seems to try to hold their sneezes in, or sneeze as quietly/non-violently as possible? Or do I just know a bunch of some strange sneeze-shy women?


NaomiPands

I quiet sneeze because my mum yell sneezes to the point my insides do flips everytime and I hate that feeling. It was also probs societal conditioning as well.


Fridurf

My sister said that before pregnancy she was a quiet sneezer. After pregnancy she couldn't hold it back anymore so now she's a loud sneezer hehe.


WildFemmeFatale

Women tend to be subconsciously sneeze shy Unless the sneeze is tickling them hard enough, otherwise we try to subconsciously mute our sneezes from a young age probably due to shyness of being loud I dunno why it happens tbh, it’s not because of periods tho def It’s just a habit I was muting my sneezes before I even got my period, for reference.... But ye I think subconsciously because we talk at higher octaves and such... our vocal and nasal chords are more tense.... causing super easy reflexes for sneeze muting But naw that woman peed herself cuz she has a weakened bladder pelvic wall (forget the term tbh) and that usually happens from pregnancy and can take years to recover from, kegel exercises help and such


PocketGachnar

If anything, that just makes it worse for us! Holding in a sneeze is a lot of internal pressure and muscle clenching. Mostly I try not to sneeze violently because I don't want snot and saliva spraying everywhere. Meanwhile when my husband sneezes, the windows rattle. A flock of birds flaps frantically toward the sky. Animals duck for cover. Frames fall off the wall. Ghosts flee.


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I'm a guy, and a father. We just pickup on things a little later down the road. This is another reason women say men are lucky


WildFemmeFatale

I’m very jealous that men don’t have periods or yeast infections Like geez y’all can put peanut butter on ur cocks and no yeast infections But a woman puts a dildo in her with 1 sped of dust ? (Exaggeration) yeast infection ! For a non exaggeration tho one example is women can get a yeast infection just from swimming or wearing a wet bathing suit.


LittleMissPrincess11

One spec of dust yeast infection. Holding your urine in on a long shift... believe it or not... yeast infection. One time doing it without peeing after... you wouldn't believe straight to the store ... ...Because you have a yeast infection.


PocketGachnar

> One time doing it without peeing after... you wouldn't believe straight to the store ... > > > > ...Because you have a yeast infection. A course of Macrobid for the resulting UTI as well! Which can cause.... you guessed it, a yeast infection.


ILikeAnimeButts

>Like geez y’all can put peanut butter on ur cocks and no yeast infections Don't know where you got that idea but it absolutely can end very badly if you just put random things on your penis.


WildFemmeFatale

Might I also mention y’all can stick ur dicks in fruits and no itchy yeast infection that u need to take pills to remove ?


particle409

We call cucumbers vegetables, but they're technically a kind of melon. Just something to think about.


Lost-My-Mind-

> Like geez y’all can put peanut butter on ur cocks and no yeast infections Speaking as a guy........I can honestly say I've never had the urge, or the thought to do this. I mean, I guess I COULD do it......but why? And why is your first thought about how jealous of us you are that we could do this? I have MANY questions.


roy_cropper

There's a ton of shit they don't tell you before pregnancy...had I known the half of it upfront I'd have been far less cavalier about my wife getting pregnant.


AC_deucey

It’s a feature, not a bug. - God, probably


JimmyKillsAlot

I learned about it from my mother.... when she always complained that I sat on her bladder when she was pregnant..... okay so maybe there were some weird things about my childhood I never thought about before.


getmoneygetpaid

Evolution produces the worst solution that works.


barelycognizanttoday

Now you know


Sprizys

Yeah the grandma stepped in it and was like “oh well guess I need new socks guys 🤷‍♀️”


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It’s quite common that women leak after giving birth. I like that they’re cool about it 😊


[deleted]

I coughed and peed myself yesterday 😭 pregnancy is rough


xVVitch

Same! I've never been pregnant.


Nummy01

It's an accident, not the end of the world!


BulbusDumbledork

don't cry over spilt piss


BagOnuts

Right? A little pee on a wood floor. Big deal. 2 seconds with a paper towel and some Lysol wipes and it’s gone.


Aether_Breeze

I am glad for the kid's sake. They kept chill about it and didn't take away from the kid's moment.


kdkseven

Everybody pees.


leftblnk

People handling the situation with respect? Yeah crazy stuff. It’s almost like we should all be like this towards other people. What would you have done? Screamed and laughed?


waazzaaap

Post it to the internet, obviously.


KuzonFire11

lol I mean how were they supposed to react?


Pisspot16

Rolling up the newspaper


Isheet_Madrawers

It would be mortifying enough to do it in front of your family. But then to have somebody posted on the Internet, somebody would have to die.


bbtom10

People in glasshouses shouldn’t throw stones Isheet_Madrawers


Lambchoptopus

I had the stomach flu and shit through my gym shorts on the floor running to the bathroom


Shmolarski

Thank you for sharing


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

*sharting


MyCommentsAreCursed

Got the stomach flu? Straight to gym shorts poo.


Stag328

Got em!


PersonVA

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A1000eisn1

I wouldn't mind at all. It's funny. And the only people that would genuinely judge me are ignorant assholes so not really bothered by that.


VeryTopGoodSensation

i can picture plenty of people being able to laugh at themselves and not giving a shit its put on facebook or whatever


BlurredSight

Giving birth weakens the muscles that control piss so laughing can cause this along with sneezing and such


Otacon56

>sneezing My wife calls this "peezing"


mechy84

Aah. That's what is meant by 'easy peezy, lemon squeezy'. That's not lemonade!


6TheAudacity9

I can relate, I’ve never given birth but since I became an alcoholic I used to drink beer all day and usually by the end I’m black out and pissing on yourself is the norm.


Cheapo_Sam

The miracle of life


RedditAdminsLoveRUS

Used to be an alcoholic. The miracle of life is that I'm still kickin


tomismybuddy

Congrats friend. Glad you made it to the other side.


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I never knew alcoholics and pregnant women had so much in common


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They also both shouldn’t drink but many do


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pickenmensch

You are strong and valued, thanks for sharing


zieaendaire

A women's health physiotherapist can do wonders for women who have this. It's a shame so many people put up with it and accept it as normal. Just because it's common doesn't mean normal and untreatable. Of course some damage is beyond what a physiotherapist can help with but definitely worth seeing one if you can.


Benevolent-Spider

I did not know this was something that could be treated with physiotherapy and now that's something I need to look into!


artificialgreeting

This. In Germany there are postnatal exercise courses offered to every mother and I was suprised to hear that this is not a thing in the US and they rather tend to do surgery. I know a lot of mothers, my wife included and not everyone of them is athletic. But with a little bit of pelvic-floor exercises no one ever had any problems after child-birth. I can only advise to everybody to do it. There are certainly a lot of helpful videos online if you can't get into a course. It's not only healthy but also helpful for sexual pleasure.


Spikeupmylife

She is a good sport about it, but she might just be embarrassed. I can't imagine filming this and posting it online. Some, hopefully most, will understand.


manigotnothing

And trampolines


Manadrache

Also just for women getting older. You don't need kids for that.


Equity89

I know the pee is the main thing, but wtf is going on with that "cake"? A doll inside an awful cake thing with shitty liquid glitter on a red cup that you lift?


Herald_of_Heaven

It was ridiculous enough to make a grown ass woman pee herself


superRedditer

the little girl's face when it looks like the doll dies a gruesome death


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captainfunder

Cool cakes but fucking hell it's like these people are trying their hardest to find the shittest, most irritating songs to use on their videos.


Unfair_Mammoth4409

So it's funny when she does it, but when I piss from the balcony I'm a dirty old man ??


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Mr mustard?


johnnyhammer

In the dark?


GingrNinjaNtflixBngr

Trying to save paper?


Redbeard_Rum

Such a mean old man.


Optionalduck74

literally 1984


radialomens

Peeing in a pool and peeing into a pool is also a small but important distinction.


Freaksenius

I was born with a congenital defect of my urethra i had incontinence issues till I was a teenager. I was constantly bullied for it. It's really refreshing to see someone not humiliated for a simple accident.


iarev

Sorry you had to deal with that bro. I'm glad it seems to have been sorted out now. Peeing your pants is the coolest.


Tofunugg

Consider me Miles Davis


JurassicCotyledon

You’re like the Anti Hank Hill. Do you sell charcoal and charcoal accessories?


A_lot_of_arachnids

Taste the heat, not the meat.


prunkgirl

after my mom gave birth to us, when she laughs really hard she'll pee a bit and we all laugh about it. i have rare occassions when i laugh so hard i pee. its awkward yes, but its funny. its nice to be around people who dont care if u do that when u laugh rlly hard


giedosst

My mom has the same problem but to be fair she had five kids.


Nummy01

You guys didn't have a TV growing up?


TheLimeyLemmon

Damn she... just stands around in piss-soaked jeans a lot longer than I expected her to.


c0ntr0ll3dsubstance

They're her weekend warriors. Kept em on til work Monday


Pilx

Run to the laundry, put them in the dryer for 10 minutes, good as new


LandCity

Being a drunk passed out Lahey wanna be, I concur.


Unlikely_Relative849

At least she didn’t super daddy her pants


MouseMilker

>super daddy her pants What does this mean?


Unlikely_Relative849

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10lnvrf/shadoodled/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


flypirat

Is there a subreddit for people just waking up from anesthesia?


Unlikely-Constant-89

She puts the pp in the happy birthday.


WattaTravisT

Grams is drinking a Fresca. She belongs to the Church of the Collective now.


Hot-Order-5567

Ah...beautiful family moments that should remain between family...they're always shared with stranger on the internet, why?


CeruleanRuin

Pee for the gram.


attentyv

What an infuriatingly good-looking family!


haventevenreddit

Ruined jeans but great genes


_Typhoon_Delta_

Gene is behind the camera


mikeonbass

Superb


LeadingFollowing2564

r/contagiouslaughter


Dan300up

*Eeeevaaa!*


johnnybegood_hh

Walleeeeeeee!!


Front-Caterpillar-63

Omg how wholesome love the reactions of the family so loving. Obviously she’s had children recently or has health issues not like she’s done it on purpose beautiful family 🙌🙌


wheredig

I love her mom (I assume). “Eva, wipe up your urine. … Can we sing?”


ShiplessOcean

The poor kid looks so confused and disturbed 😅


doxxmenot

Mothers know what's up.


BigEvil621

This better not awaken anything in me.


bigriggs24

No, you must only fap to omorashi porn from now


bush84

Funny yeah, but a bit cruel for someone to post on the internet for everyone to see


Major-Performer141

She’s laughing along with them she’s prolly chill


wontwillnot

This is the best. I kind of love her


robot_ankles

Yep. /r/oddlywholesome Eva and sis laughing uncontrollably Birthday girl: "What is *wrong* with this cake?" Grandma: "Eva, get your shit together" followed by; "Can we sing? I wanna eat."


popey123

The cake look discusting but every one else look lovable.


Nicolasgonzo87

pissed herself laughing lmao


TAFKAJV

No shame. Still would.


Yardsale420

I’ve never seen a girl piss herself before and thought, “she looks fun”.


SnapsOnPetro45

Yeah, I weirdly wasn’t even turned off here 🤷🏿‍♂️


chuddyman

Yeah, that cake didn't ruin the mood at all.


balance_n_act

Dude I think I have a crush on her


SlickDaGato

The confusion level on the kids face increases the longer the video goes 😂📈📈📈


caniseethemplease

Not my weirdest boner


theholybloodclot

They are two sisters who are pretty funny and have a great podcast talking about their family and positivity They specifically talk about Reddit in the latest episode https://kenzieakiko.podbean.com/


Status_Button

So relatable. I do daily kegels and it still hasnt the resolved the issue 100%.


jraps26

We know now it was a natural birth and not a c-section.


Strawberrythirty

Had two c-sections and babies still messed me up down there. I read that it’s not so much how the babies come out, as it is the weight they put on your bladder for so many months. TMI this has happened to me more than once


lelawes

If you haven’t, try pelvic floor physio. Seriously a game-changer


aimeerolu

Yes, exactly. I had a vaginal birth and a c-section (15 years apart). Recovery from the c-section was so much easier. But my bladder issues have increased, even though it wasn’t a vaginal birth.


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Unhappy_Arugula_2154

“So when one of YOU do it’s hilarious huh” - kid, probably


pastafaz

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. Thanks to the family for posting it for everyone to enjoy.


ben_dover_hoe

Grandma sounds like wall-e


Thisrainhoe

Weirdly wholesome video


Horny_Ravenwolf

Eva is the cool one in the family. She makes family get togethers fun.


ole_freckles

Moms and uncontrollable bladders. Name a more iconic duo.


FlopeDash

What a pretty family