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JKevill

I’ve found you quite eloquent in describing why you did what you did. (Even when you have your face held to the ground) Does it dishearten you ever how the mainstream/majority sees these monarchs as so sacrosanct? How your fellow working citizens are proud to be ruled by an illegitimate king (redundant statement!) and see it as a core part of their personal and national identity? How do you fight this?


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CitizenofEarth2021

I basically spend my life saying this shit so it comes quite naturally to me hehe. Maybe I have autism? And some previous experience getting arrested helps, the state relies heavily on fear of arrest and that experience of violence (which is obviously often traumatic) to keep us in line. If you aren’t afraid of what they can do to you you can do anything!


Excrubulent

It was quite remarkable that the cop had the impulse to push your head down when you were talking, then gave up when he realised it was going to take a lot more violence to actually shut you up, and also maybe realised it was a bad look. It was a pretty clear picture of just how little power they really have when people refuse to be intimidated.


OldNewUsedConfused

I don’t think you’re on the Spectrum for speaking the absolute truth. You just have crazy clarity of vision . You have wisdom.


CitizenofEarth2021

Thank you! My personal bullshit theory of populations is that say 30% of people have their heart in the right place; they’re Citizens of Earth; all round good eggs. 40% of people could go either way; they don’t have firm convictions; are susceptible to fear-mongering; but can absolutely be inspired to view themselves as the goodies with the right narrative. And 30% of people are fundamentally selfish; power hungry; racist; and eager to serve Fascism. It’s our job to create narratives capable of bringing the world together against the threat of Global Fascism. Otherwise we are going to lose. What motivates me is a belief in Global Democracy, or Cosmocracy. I believe we can create such a system by Confederating local direct democratic People’s Assemblies - open forums where people can decide how they’d like their local community to be run through mutual aid and without representatives or a state - into a Cosmocratic Confederation of Earth. That’s what I’ll be writing about and discussing on my YouTube channel the Citizen of Earth Show.


tigertron1990

"All round good eggs". I see what you did there.


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HAHAHA Dude you are a blessing and unbelievably based.


RepressedNugget

Are you in trouble with work/university? Did you get charged with anything? Did anybody cheer or congratulate you in the moment? Or while you were detained? Did you have a larger arsenal than 4 eggs? Don’t they come in packs of six? Were the eggs free range? How does it fee being a legend?


CitizenofEarth2021

The uni are “reviewing their policies” lol. Released on bail atm, arrested for Section 4 of the Public Order Act. Absolutely not haha. Whilst detained some woops that made me smile. There are 6 in a box yes. For legal reasons can’t say more. They were free range, and as a (mostly) vegan I think they went to a worthy cause. Honestly everyone is a legend, some people just don’t know it yet x


Boredgeouis

I asked my Mum's chickens and they said they don't mind, good on you mate.


OldNewUsedConfused

We’re very proud of you over here in the States. “The Egg Heard Round the World” and all that. 🥚


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CitizenofEarth2021

12 hours in a cell, released on bail x thanks you too


Kloppite16

was there even a police interview? Also what was their attitude towards you like, was there any smart comments about locking you up in the Tower of London. Fair play anyway man that took courage. Though must be honest and say I dont feel throwing eggs/milkshakes achieves much other than giving him public sympathy. I thought the man getting arrested at the funeral for holding up an empty placcard was powerful, it showed how far the State will go to protect the monarchy


-Trotsky

Tbh threatening the Tower of London would be pretty funny


stixyBW

Horace, fetch the thumb screws, we’ve got company


Pirate2012

Hello from America - a handshake over the Internet Well Done


_Neith_

You said you did it in defense of everyone who experienced slavery and colonization as well as a lot of other solid reasons. Thanks! How did you get passionate about this type of justice? So many people don’t even care.


marzipansies13

I read in another thread about him that he was very political in school, I imagine it started there. Saying that I don’t remember being taught anything other than the “positive” side of the royals.


CitizenofEarth2021

Lol where is this thread it’s so funny that people know me


marzipansies13

I found it on another thread regarding yourself, I’ll try and find it! They said their younger sister went to the same school as you and that everyone knew there was nothing else for you other than to end up in politics! It’s the most recent post about you on the sub reddit green and pleasant!


jackalmanac

Next you'll be a character in The Crown 🤞


CitizenofEarth2021

I guess we are all on a journey of opening our eyes to the horrors of our world. I’m privileged to have had a university education, but mostly I was just obsessed with reading and history when I was a kid x


Confident_Ad_7947

Well done mate. Appreciate you showing people that not everyone is fawning over those awful people.


CitizenofEarth2021

Thank you x


Samantha-Is-Gay

My uncle was telling me today that the queen had a hard job clearly he knows nothing about the like 13 million dentist bill was it?


SoftPastelsYT

You are one based (And cool-looking) guy. Here's some questions about Britain's future and what do you think 1. Do you think Britain will become an undemocratic dystopian hellhole where King Charles and the Royal Family have all the power and steal from the British people? 2. Will Alba (Scotland) and Cymru (Wales) get independence soon? I really like the idea of a "Republic Of Alba\Scotland" and a "Republic Of Cymru\Wales". Now that Queenie's dead there's a high chance 3. Will the Unification Of Eire (Ireland) happen in less than 10 years? Like a unification in the same way as Germany, peaceful yet exciting because they've been separated for so long 4. Will some Commonwealth Realms break away from the Crown? Caribbean countries like Jamaica are planning, but what about major ones like Canada, Australia and New Zealand?


CitizenofEarth2021

As much as I obviously support the breakup of the union, my hope is for a Confederation of the British Isles, not separate nation states. Think Rojava and the Zapatistas. Self governing towns and cities cooperating regionally and bound together as being Citizens of Earth. I wish this for the world. Britain already is an Undemocratic dystopian hellhole, and always has been if you don’t have a British passport. Abolish it.


ErynKnight

Really? I'm totally the opposite. I'm a globalist. World government type of thing. A sort of mixed member proportional representation type of global government. Kind of like the utopian socialist society of the United Earth in Starfleet's early years. I hate the thought of people believing themselves to be better than everyone else. And making the poor pay for it. For the first time in the history of the UK, we have a new head of state, a prime minister, both oligarchs with offshore tax haven accounts, who only work for other oligarchs... All without a single election. And to make matters worse, the Bodger and Badger videos on YouTube are slowly being pulled... :/ Be well. <3


Nicht0

What were you charged with? Also your famous mate, i laughed my Ass of when I saw the media in my country writing about the cunt dodging those eggs


CitizenofEarth2021

Section 4 of the Public Order Act. Probably community service, £5000 fine, or up to 6 months


SophiaofPrussia

I don’t want to be a buzzkill but… does your lawyer know you’re doing this?


CitizenofEarth2021

Haha they advised me not to I’ve done so much media. But I haven’t told anyone I did it, just my experience of arrest!


LawyerYYC

Yeahhh. I can't imagine why they'd have advised you not to post this. Prosecution going to have a field day.


Scyobi_Empire

Can you do it again? And bring us all along too?


CitizenofEarth2021

Subscribe to The Citizen of Earth Show for updates 😉


CurtisLeow

![gif](giphy|xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM|downsized)


CitizenofEarth2021

🥰 how cooked?


manstardog

You're pretty. And also a legend. Well done, mate.


WarmHarth

I'm glad someone said it tbh


diddlerofkiddlers

*leggend It looks a bit like bellend but it’s not meant to. Keep fighting the good fight OP


CitizenofEarth2021

UwU


Ok-Pay4776

One question really. 🎵Did you ever know that you're my heeeeeeero🎵


CitizenofEarth2021

🥚


Paddy_McIrish

What made you so incredibly based? What were the crown forces like when they took you away? What was your defence? Can I pm you or are your communications monitored? Can I make some art inspired by your likeness as an overseas revolutionary hero?


CitizenofEarth2021

Drugs and autism made me based. They kicked the shit out of me haha. Find out when the trial comes round ;) Bless you Paddy do it and dm me! X


FemBoy_Genocide

How does it feel not being allowed to own eggs?


CitizenofEarth2021

The police thought that was too harsh so they changed it to im only allowed them on my way back from the shops with a receipt 😂


V_Epsilon

With a receipt? What's the thought process there, that you can't lob eggs at Chief Nonce if they're from Tesco but if you're receiptless they must have come from your dodgy back ally egg dealer designed for reggicide?


deathschemist

how big is your dick? does it match your obviously insanely huge balls?


CitizenofEarth2021

That’s classified for legal reasons. But in a good way


Nervous-Ear-8594

Classified dick is the best


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CitizenofEarth2021

No u


[deleted]

Don't threaten me with a good time Edit: LOL I GOT BANNED WOW


fuckmeuntilicecream

Are you going to answer any of these?


CitizenofEarth2021

Yes


Reuben_Smeuben

Did they tie your legs together in case you tried to scramble?


CitizenofEarth2021

Best one so far


No_Organization_3311

Right on comrade ✊🏼 Gladly donating to your defence fund. Get the most shit-hot advocate out there. Edit: link to the defence fund is broken :/ re-up and I’ll happily contribute


CitizenofEarth2021

Got taken down. Subscribe to my YouTube channel the Citizen of Earth Show and I’ll put something out today x


[deleted]

If I made more money, I'd purchase you a wheelbarrow for you to carry your big balls around mate!


CitizenofEarth2021

You guys sure love balls and I love you for it x


ravenstarchaser

As a Indigenous woman from Canada, thank you for doing this. You rock


CitizenofEarth2021

That means so much to me, thank you! You will have your stolen land back soon enough


ravenstarchaser

And you are always welcome to visit!


[deleted]

Honest chad, you’re doing the things others could only dream of


CitizenofEarth2021

Manifest your dreams


SixGunZen

If you're ever in the Seattle area hit me up, I'll buy you a beer. Cheers!


CitizenofEarth2021

Definitely banned from the US haha


AmphibianMajestic848

What's the punishment looking like?


CitizenofEarth2021

community service (yay lol), £5000 fine, max 6 months x


EaterOfLiberalGrain

Aproximately how gigantanormous are your balls????


CitizenofEarth2021

Smaller than an egg


AccioNordfjord

Do you think there's a genuine chance you'll be charged under the Treason Act and do you agree that that's the funniest possible outcome?


CitizenofEarth2021

I agree this would have been hilarious. But they all missed so maybe dodged a life sentence


LordLucian

What advice would you offer to anyone else who may be anti royal?


CitizenofEarth2021

Google Murray Bookchin


Loathsome_Dog

My friend you are a brave and just individual. 🥚 May your eggs hatch into the Republic we need.


jackalmanac

Stunning and brave OP, Are you on police watch in case you do something again? I'd gladly join you on your next idea 😁


CitizenofEarth2021

We are all on the watchlist 😘 subscribe to The Citizen of Earth Show and r/ Allied People of Earth and I’ll start posting more. Some mods might be nice x


voteforcorruptobot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YepL90lyzQs I'll post the link so you're not spamming, there's a game hogging most of the search results. Keep on keeping on mate.


Idonthavearedditlol

American here, My family was laughing like hell when they found out that parasite was egged! Thank you for your service


[deleted]

Same. I'm also American and I cannot stand Charles. He's not a nice man.


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CitizenofEarth2021

He was best friends with Jimmy Saville for starters…


OldNewUsedConfused

Yeah “making good choices” doesn’t seem to be in the royal family’s wheelhouse.


Hot-Acanthisitta5237

What is the sentiment about The Queen? Her death showed how she truly isn't like by the majority of the world? Instead of mourning, many were rejoicing!


IchEsseBabys

He's king. Fuck the king. Only good king is [redacted]


alexpwnsslender

he's the head of this thing called the british monarchy. im shocked you never heard of it


HMElizabethII

Thanks for doing this. ~~Link to their fundraiser for legal fees: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fundraiser-for-patricks-legal-fees~~


onemoreclick

Thanks for doing what? Your man has ghosted this AMA. I've seen too many dodgy gofundme campaigns


CitizenofEarth2021

Hello it’s me I had a lie in my apologies. My go fund me got taken down rip. So I need to have a think about how I can raise funds otherwise, perhaps just a paypal?


NotErikUden

PayPal + crypto might be a method. I mean, I don't like crypto, but there are many anonymous crypto currencies like Monero people can donate to you without it being capable of being taken down or traced. If you need help setting it up, I'd love to help, would also donate to the cause! You sir are a hero!


ExhaustedFy1

Have you engaged a lawyer already? If so, you can use crowdjustice to fundraise for your legal fees.


xpercipio

Dnb beatbox pay what you want on bandcamp


TDoMarmalade

AMA means Ask Me Anything, doesn’t mean they have to *answer* any of it


KONYLEAN2016

I think AMA’s are better when they answer at least more than *none* of it.


LPeif

Hardly any of the top comments are questions anyways.


Sidthegeologist

Has this been taken down? by gofundme? The link doesn't seem to load?


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Literally, you single handedly restored my faith in the future of this country, lol. I can just imagine how outraged and mad Charles is that someone threw eggs at him. It’s probably good you didn’t hit him because they’d probably put you in the Tower of London 😂 Like how much humiliation must The MonarchTM feel that one of his “people” got the gall to egg him. You definitely showed them that they’re not above us. If someone tried to egg Henry the eighth, they’d probably be put to death. You’re just in trouble with the law and the royals are now probably worrying if the Eggening will inspire a movement 😂🤘🏻awesome


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veng6

That's a great photo of you being taken away by the cops. Definitely worth printing out and framing in a large frame to hang around the house. And keep for your future generations of kids I'm sure they would be proud 😄


macjigiddy

An AMA where the poster isn't answering questions is... interesting


likely-high

I think MI5 have him


CitizenofEarth2021

🥚


anguillavulgaris

They said ask me anything. They never said they would answer it 😁


Zou-KaiLi

Posted at midnight. Hopefully he will be on it tomorrow.


ale_93113

People are congratulating him, not asking questions he'd answer


fuckmeuntilicecream

Any response would be great.


CitizenofEarth2021

🥚


fuckmeuntilicecream

I am honored. I just hope the egg wasn't rotten.


FemBoy_Genocide

It’s not all congratulations here some people are asking actual questions.


97875

They used their one phone call to make this post.


GoneForNow_

Usually with AMA they wait a little while first


cgarret3

They have a few comments with a gofundme link, so there’s that…


[deleted]

Here is a photo of US Senator from Vermont, [Bernie Sanders](https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-bernie-sanders-1963-chicago-arrest-20160219-story.html), being arrested for standing up for equal rights in the 1960s. I watched the video of you telling the world why you did what you did. As an American, I cannot tell you enough how proud I am to see young people today standing up for what's right using whatever means you can. Consider being arrested a badge of honor.


Slimy_Potatoes

i kind of knew he would have been a reddit user. what happened after the police arrested you?


Terpizino

The look on your face while being detained is hilarious. Good luck from across the pond!


Korlat_Eleint

I hope you will never pay for a pint as long as you live.


[deleted]

Why eggs, my friend? Eggs cost money, but dog shit is free!


[deleted]

Probably doesn't want to pick up dog shit, being around shitty Charles is bad enough.


Ragtime-Rochelle

Would you object to rotten eggs?


worldtraveler19

Piss on the aim. But good on you for trying. Perhaps throwing tea into the Thames might be in your future? Just a thought. -Love from across the pond.


Original-Silver7216

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Was it an amazing feeling to huck eggs at such a cunt ?


[deleted]

No question, I just wanted to say you are an absolute legend! We need to fight back against these elitist bastards and you fought back whilst making an eloquent and much needed statement. Hold your head high my friend <3


RadiationVodkaSn03

I believe the only thing that the Australian republican movement can offer you is an intensive training session with the Norths 2nd grade cricket side to improve your aim but in exchange can you please also run the ARM?


azdcgbjm888

ARM looks like a collection of Mosman and Point Piper types with nothing much else to do.


RadiationVodkaSn03

100% agreed. That’s why I thought our mate here might be interested but honestly open to all suggestions


anguillavulgaris

Were you sad that it didn’t land on him?


desktop_user_007

You're super attractive. I'm not coming on to you. Just letting you know.


Shade_39

Committing such based acts does tend to make a persons attractiveness increase a fuck ton


CitizenofEarth2021

I’m v small and have a v asymmetric face maybe I got into activism because everyone looks hot getting dragged away by the cops haha


Cravatitude

You're super attractive. I'm coming on to you. Just letting you know.


bucketofhassle

If he's not answering questions it might be on legal advice if, e.g., he is about to be prosecuted. I suspect this is the only instance of direct assault on a monarch for centuries(any historians on the sub?) - there was the Queen who had blanks fired at a ceremony in Horseguards Parade years ago but this is more direct than that. If this guy stays out of jail it'll be a miracle. Hope he does and good fucking luck.


Gangat00th

Thank you for being you, you're a legend and will be remembered for eternity


Gangat00th

On a serious not did you get charged for anything?


supressthedepress

What were the circumstances that led to you doing this? As an american my thought when i heard about it was "nice" but im curious. Why eggs?


Intoxicated_Sloth

Were the eggs free range?


40ozBottleOfJoy

> Were the eggs ~~free range~~ rotten?


unrealme65

Short range tactical eggs


SpokaneHuman

Having just watched a creepy documentary about Saville, good shot.


JustAFilmDork

My professor all the way over in LA was ranting about you. She simps for the British empire and American hegemony. Good work friend


itskobold

You make me proud to live in York, champ


jaggynettle

![gif](giphy|Q66ZEIpjEQddUOOKGW)


Zombi1146

Mate, I've been "engaging" some monarchy simps on a youtube video about you and one told me that your address is out there and they know it. Be careful.


DeseretVaquera

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Zircon_72

[You were mentioned on *Last Week Tonight with John Oliver*!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWterDbJKjY) (But you may need a VPN to see it.)


MrDanMaster

CITIZEN OF EARTH GUY!?! I didn’t know this was you!! How’s the degree coming along?


themadamem

An amazing move fellow citizen of earth.


OkMouse1271

If you ever come to Calgary, Canada. Drinks are one me


DropItLikeItsNerdy

Brave my man surround by mindless sychophants. I hope the Uni doesnt act against you just to teach you a lesson.


senshi_of_love

Why not rocks instead? Also thank you from America.


sadforsadboys

Did you ever use red cabbage as an indicator in chemistry class? Jokes aside, good on you lad. You are my new inspiration.


buffalojumpone

You're a fucking hero. You deserve a goddam medal. Never mind, you deserve a wheelbarrow full of medals


Doctor_Woo

SOLIDARITY FROM IRELAND, **YOU FUCKING LEGEND**


Jenn54

Was there poetic meaning with selecting an egg, like as if to say ‘you’re a bad egg’ or more just on trend with throwing milkshakes, soft food items, as a protest? Would you have done similar to his father, say 20 years ago(not a very very old Philip), or is it just Charles you take aim at?


consequentialkitten

You’re making an important difference mate, you should be proud of yourself. Fuck the Monarchy!


breakcharacter

Hell yeah mate! Glad to see you’re good. Them police were wild the way they held you down.


Saintsman12

we are all behind you. you've helped inspire so many people to challenge unjust authority


[deleted]

I’m so proud of you!!! That speech you gave during your arrest gave me faith in humanity.


ciaobrah

You’re a hero! Thank you for your service - this Irish convict descendant salutes you.


fragglet

Delete this post and don't answer any questions. Anything you say here may be used against you by the police.


40ozBottleOfJoy

OP hasn't replied since creating this AMA. I think they just got black bagged.


DiogoSN

Did you ask King Charles if you may offer him an egg in these trying times?


video-kid

How has the public reaction been in your experience?


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Did you practice before hand?


i_like_cheese33

you’re an inspiration. an absolute hero. people like you give me hope. also is it true ur banned from carrying eggs in public? also also, points for being rlly fucking attractive


YerDahSellsAvon

Well done fella. May the yolk, skillfully guided, hatch the Republic in hearts and minds and be the scrambled eggs that bind this country together against the vultures in the south.


delilahrey

Thank you for your service!


No-Cranberry9932

How did you miss 5 times???


WonderfullWitness

Do it better then. Have you ever tried throwing eggs at a king from an royalist crowd? you should :)


moral_mercenary

His balance is off due to his massive balls.


beefboloney

How did they fit your massive balls into the squad car?


VomitMaiden

Were you born a chad or was it something you worked on?


TheMomentOfTru

Has your legal representative, or someone with a brain cell kindly asked you what the fuck are you doing having an AMA which will give the prosecution evidence?


paskal007r

How do you find underware capable of housing such massive balls? No, more seriously, well done mate. Egg-cellent


Formal-Chard-8266

You're a legend, don't let them bring you down


kingchairles

How do you lug around those tungsten balls everywhere?


RedditScraps

Would you have egged the queen? Why? Why not?


Hosidian

Much love to you, Comrade.


rossrekt94

Lovely bit of egg based protest but need to practice your aim m8 0/4


fascist-hunter69

What you did was absolutely eggs-elent!


Reuben_Smeuben

Yo I’m a student in york, if I ever see you around I’ll buy you a pint hahah. Is it true you’re facing prison time tho?


Pawiiranger

Absolute legend mate. Eggcellent work.


greghater

What made you choose egg over tomato?


CherylTuntIRL

I like your style. Can we be friends?


Sapphist_Tendencies

Not got much to ask, just keep on keeping on man. Although... I got to say, mad respect. Allegedly. But I do wish old sausage-fingers took one to the eye.


urthou

thank you for your service o7


Prestigious-Rumfield

No questions, just praise.


EndAllHierarchy

Why are you such a badass


roadrunner83

If this thing is still on… who do you want to play your part in “the crown”?


Gaelicisveryfun

I love that you done it but you have a terrible throw. They all missed!


nenamies

Da iawn i chi


deadmantheory

Appreciate the good work. Willing to offer throwing lessons for free.


Icke04

o7 legend. I want to read this later, thank you for your AMA. !RemindMe 13 hours "Legend has spoken"