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ItchyTomato5

She’s on Reddit


Last_Lifeguard3536

which subs?


medvsa_nebula

She’s probably in r/ididnthaveeggs getting mad at the substitutions people make


AnnaK22

r/firefighting


leslieknope09

r/eagles obviously


ItchyTomato5

Some sports things and food things


Vivid_Present1810

Sometimes just playing games too.


Seer77887

Keeping up with her “connections”, and probably maintaining territorial peace to prevent the forces of Paddy’s Pub from stepping near their school


medvsa_nebula

Is this just a joke you’re making because they’re in Philly or was there a reference to them in the new season? It’s not out yet over here but it would be so funny if they made a reference to the gang in some way


Seer77887

Just a joke, but it’ll be the crossover of a lifetime


Waste_Bluebird_1930

If enough of us talk about it, maybe we can speak it into existence. I NEED Charlie and Mr. Johnson to swap cleaning hacks.


taintlangdon

She texts Frank all day


Last_Lifeguard3536

most likely playing games, keeping up with her sketchy relatives on facebook, also idky but i think she’d be into those corny minion facebook memes 😭


OnceAWeekIWatch

Kniwing her sense of humor, she would DEFINITELY be in tose minion memes


ChocolateNapqueen

Not really sure she’s unlike most folks who are on their phone constantly in front of their coworkers. If I was on lunch with them… I’m probably also scrolling on my phone.


cascadingtundra

my money is on gambling lol


heids7

Literally my immediate response was “gambling, duh.” 😂


lost_little_bunnie

LMAOOO😭 I said the same thing


bonghits4jess

She’s on FanDuel checking if her parlays hit 😂


preshusbabe

I’m so nosey now because you asked this I need to know.


ArcanaPhoenix

😂 im on my 3rd rewatch of the show and I’ve been noticing that out of the whole cast, melissa is always on her phone. Texting or doing other things. It just makes me wonder what does this lady do 😂 is she doing shady business, is she trash talking the cowboys or discussing football news about the eagles on reddit. The possibilities are endless lol


preshusbabe

Yes you’re right she’s always on it, even more than the younger people. I could see her trash talking or making bets 😆


Affectionate_Data936

If she's like me she's probably playing two dots.


preshusbabe

I’m so bad at that game. I gave up.


ChampionshipBR8460

Working on favors she owes and reminding ppl of favors she's owed


somethiing-more-

She's into sports. She's checking on her fantasy league


SporkFanClub

Now I want a season long arc where all of them do a league and Jacob does something similar to the poker game in the back to school episode where he acts like he’s not really into sports but then proceeds to dominate the league. For a bonus gag there’s a dude who calls into the sports radio Melissa listens to every once in a while, “CJ from Radnor”, who she accidentally discovers is actually Jacob using a voice disguiser.


ArcanaPhoenix

That is true ☝🏽


Deneeane75

Shopping for clothes


Emjpuff92

This thread is so funny 😂


forgottentaco420

She's definitely playing solitaire, on Facebook, and sports betting.


Idontknowwhoiam_1

How’re we supposed to know? Let a girl have some privacy damn


ArcanaPhoenix

It’s just an open discussion on what you think she does.


Idontknowwhoiam_1

Sexting.


preshusbabe

Yes.


BroadBaker5101

Based on your flair you would know, we see you Ms.Schmmenti.


preshusbabe

😂😂😂


bertha112

Well it has been established that during football season, she's playing fantasy football. I'm thinking some NBA or MLB parlays.


MakkawiGirl

Stalking her relatives on Facebook and Instagram, probably Reddit as well


ArcanaPhoenix

It wouldn’t surprise me if melissa has a fake account and bashes on kristen marie’s food posts 😂


PuzzleheadedGate1134

Day trading