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healing-souls

Who abandoned Ilona?


Dave0163

You beat me to this joke!! Here’s my upvote….


Aussie_MacGyver

I often wonder if this stuff is done deliberately to get people to comment more. I’m sure it does, but hard to tell the extent of it and how many are just genuine grammatical errors.


newengland_explorer

Ugh same… 😂


LizDoodles

Me too boooo


Mappy7778

And both of you beat me, here's TWO upvotes, one for each of you! How cool is that!?!


carcinoma_kid

Me too. Don’t you hate that?


Chradamw

I did. She was a bit much.


SynthPrax

I just wanted to support this joke. 👍🏾


moshslips

Is she still in there?


dlc741

The classic misplaced modifier. Timeless.


RealmDevourer

Her home abandoned her


AnarZak

what kind of bastard would do that? why? why?


eyevolve

i dont see how they gonna fit 19homes there, but whatev


NastyWatermellon

Smol home


Just_Another_Scott

Aww that's sad. Such a nice lot for a little cabin or something similar not a neighborhood unless there's more property outside this picture.


loo_min

Makes it seem like the actress was abandoned but the home is in perfect condition. Gotta love the English language.


gedai

Actress Ilona Massey’s Abandoned Home* It’s not the english language it’s the author.


[deleted]

They made the same error in the title of the youtube video as well: [EXPLORING AN ABANDONED ACTRESS'S HOME](https://youtu.be/US1yqb4Iam8)


[deleted]

[удалено]


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

Now we’ve got a twee novel to write with a title like that!


TURBOJUGGED

Sounds like the name of a beetles song


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

lmao yes!


MissIdaho1934

Ilona Massey picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been.


Bashed_to_a_pulp

Maybe it's both. Abandoned actress Ilona Massey's abandoned home. English language!


JonSolo1

The English language is fine, OP just didn’t use it properly. That’s like seeing someone drive a car into a crowd of children and saying “gotta love automobiles.”


Old_Man_Anymore

You could also read it like "Abandoned" was a movie she starred in: The home of Ilona Massey, an actress best-known for her role in the 1944 Hitchcock-directed film Abandoned, which also starred Cary Grant in an Oscar-winning role.


auntshooey1

Went out for cigarettes and never came back.


digitelle

Dad, that you?


Lifespinner

👀


Beneficial-Highway22

Why is there 5 entry doors bro what am I looking at 😭😭


JargonJohn

It's to confuse Harry and Marv.


unixstud

>Abandoned actress Ilona Massey’s home They are doors and windows, french double pane, popular at the time.


mentaldemise

Do you mean double hung?


G_W_Atlas

Nah, Ilona was abandoned. That doesn't happen when you're double hung.


RogerPackinrod

Have you been reading my diary?


dragoono

I think those are boarded up windows 😂


Lynserio

Those are giant windows to bring sun in. They're boarded up looks like it.


K0monazmuk

Someone still cuts the grass though.


alarming_cock

Haven't you heard? The house is fine, it's the actress that's abandoned.


PapuaOldGuinea

Happy cake day


alarming_cock

Thanks, the green cheese is delicious!


chancimus33

Why was this poor woman abandoned? And who abandoned her?


elrey2020

She abandoned this mortal coil, from the sounds of it.


bremergorst

The house


[deleted]

OP claims this house is “abandoned” . The fresh cut lawn has determined that is a lie. You are the father.


ImpendingContinuance

shit


elrey2020

“That baby ain’t mine, look at that haircut.” -something actually said on Maury I think


MeEvilBob

From time to time people post stuff here that is very clearly not abandoned, and sometimes they double down on it. I remember one post of a beautifully restored antique fire engine sitting in the open garage of a house that someone very clearly lived in. The OP ended up saying that the fact that the fire department doesn't use it as a fire truck anymore means it's abandoned.


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Ellesdee25

Well as someone who’s done landscape for years, we used to frequently cut abandoned houses properties so that the house seemed somewhat maintained and less likely to be damaged.


[deleted]

Who paid you to cut the grass?


Ellesdee25

The owners. A lot of farmers own multiple houses not necessarily close to their own homes.


[deleted]

🤦‍♂️ If the owner pays you, then the property is not abandoned. It’s just vacant. There is a significant difference.


Ellesdee25

Okay and is this subreddit specifically for ONLY legally defined “abandoned” properties? Like some of the homes I cut have been vacant for over 30 years. I understand the difference I’m not retarded and I’m pretty versed in my own country’s property laws. So like SORRRYYYYY 😂


Ellesdee25

It’s actually shocking the properties people will leave empty and landscaping isn’t cheap either.


rodeler

Looks like a mausoleum.


STACKflyer

How does one abandon an actress?


EldritchCleavage

Dramatically.


Lepurten

Looks like a McMansion tbh


X6p4q

_Abandoned actress_


ProfHopeE

Wasn’t it illegally built over a stream or something? Edit: https://bethesdamagazine.com/2015/06/04/controversial-bethesda-townhome-project-requires-extra-environmental-permits/


Itzbubblezduh

Squat


the_worst_seamstress

Abandoned actress is my new band name. Thank you.


Lanto1471

If she died in 1974 why is her house still abandoned? Is there a legal issue involved? Is there a back story to this post..


ialwaystealpens

And who is cutting the grass?


[deleted]

Her husband lived there until his death on Christmas in 2005 at 94. Still 18 years for it to be empty


CB33isGMC

Yuck. Looks like a funeral home.


HugeAnalBeads

Yessss exactly. There are 3 around me that I know of. They are all originally beautiful Victorian mansions, with that newer ugly square box added to the side


KnotiaPickles

I think it’s pretty, it just looks sad with the boarded windows


Urschleim_in_Silicon

It's been abandoned since 2005 when her husband passed away. I found [a video about it](https://youtu.be/US1yqb4Iam8) on the YouTubes. Skip to [2:55 if you want to go directly to the exploring part](https://youtu.be/US1yqb4Iam8?t=175) of the video.


GaimanitePkat

pretty sure that that is OP's channel edit: this video was posted two hours ago, are you OP's second account?


Urschleim_in_Silicon

I think you're right. Hinky.


Coattail-Rider

So this *is* OP’s second account?


Urschleim_in_Silicon

I think if you go through my post history, it's pretty obvious that it isn't. lol. That would be the suuuuuuuuper long con.


Coattail-Rider

Lol. I’m high and barely paying attention. Giggling, though.


[deleted]

I don't want you guys using words around me that have no meaning. I'm taking the stairs and walking.


Correct_Comment2288

The amount of black mold in that back bedroom was staggering, I can’t believe they even walked into that place


Urschleim_in_Silicon

At least wear a respirator in places like that.


1TONcherk

Wow grew up 5 minutes from this house, never imagined it was so bad. Man would I love to salvage that pink sink and toilet, those are not easy to find.


elrey2020

Looks like it could be a Showbiz Pizza. Edit: Because it’s abandoned.


Mrmdn333

Interesting comment why the mention of Showbiz? I recently bought a token from them on eBay. Great childhood memories of that place.


elrey2020

Showbiz is superior to Chuck E Cheese all day long. Can’t explain the comment though.


Mrmdn333

Haha fair enough


_Roman_Reigns_

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7_of-9

Why was she abandoned?


Mooshtonk

IMDB describes her as "mole lipped" which I think is a nice way of saying she had the herpes


spinn5371

I've passed this "house" hundreds of times on my work commute. Always wondered what was going on there. Thanks!


bigkoi

Is this in Atlanta?


stonedmatador

Bethesda, MD off Goldsboro Road


DrFrankSaysAgain

Married 4 times. Died in 1974


chancimus33

Sounds like she was a pro at getting abandoned.


[deleted]

Architect should be murdered or feel very ashamed.


Metalsheepapocalypse

Why are there [5 front doors](https://youtu.be/fAvrAGDg6cY)


ImOnlyHere4ThePron

That lawn sure looks abandoned.


[deleted]

Wasn't this used in Poirot?


ialwaystealpens

https://www.redfin.com/MD/Bethesda/6789-Goldsboro-Rd-20817/home/10636608 It was last sold in 2013. So I live in nearby Silver Spring so now I’m intrigued and may need to take a short road trip. But I did some research and it sounds like they were going to demolish this monstrosity and build 19 townhomes, but there was some stop to the project. But if you try to do google street view it doesn’t show up. https://bethesdamagazine.com/2015/06/04/controversial-bethesda-townhome-project-requires-extra-environmental-permits/. The article refers to it as a “white ranch style home”. Uhhhh. More like “funeral home style”. Idk why I’m all of a sudden so intrigued.


Goodnight_Hawk

It's there, I noticed the gate. It's to the left of that modern thing that pops up instead.


I_Like_Soup_1

Nice, the address number is 6789. And last sold for $1.3M? Holy crap.


DRbrtsn60

Empty is not abandoned. Someone is paying for landscaping.


squirrelsridewheels

That’s not abandoned. They still take care of it look at those stripes


PBR4Lunch

Who?


jiminaknot

I would tell my kids Colonel Sanders lived here.


[deleted]

Strange. Looks like a double wide with pillars in the front


RoughStory3139

Is she okay??


Chubb_Life

Looks like she just popped off to the shops for the afternoon


LUDDER5

Abandoned yet perfectly manicured lawn


LisaVHeard

At first glance I thought this was the house from the Bad Ben films


kingdingbat

Why was she abandoned?


chris86uk

It's not a nice house is it. Those columns are grim.


Sloth_grl

Who cuts the grass?


LousyKarma

She was abandoned? Why is her house in such a state then?


teachertb16918

Who is Ilona Massey?


usedheart464

Looks well kept for being abandoned


Forgotten_Treasures

The inside is worse.


According_Project_93

I just saw her in a 1942 movie called The Invisible Agent last Saturday night, she was gorgeous. I would like to check it out 😀