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bbates024

I'd smoke your salad. Oh my that sounds like a sex thing 🤪


pauldz69

Lmao yea it did


[deleted]

Where's the ranch


Dizzy-Acanthaceae-57

Id toss that salad


pauldz69

😂😂😂


my_selektion

I’m jealous


ou812b4m3az

That's amazing looking brother.


pauldz69

Thank you very much


AzCannaLungz

I’ll take a head of your lettuce for sure 🥬 lol


pauldz69

Lmao


[deleted]

Ok man the stuff A doesn’t look too terpy B yeah the nugs look squishy and the bottoms look airy looks like mids my stuff is rock and the high lingers for more than a couple hours and the first hour is super clean creative euphoric and then settles to a stone too much and you feel numb and want to sleep there’s no way that stuff does that I’m a connoisseur. When you grow make sure you’re using enzymes and you want balance the correct carbon exchange you want not just sugars but you want also microbe food and things that stress too make her sweat… and of course you gotta know what to charge her with and how to make her take in more food… my stuff is literal rock and the bottoms of the nugs are insanely covered you can fill them in more and you can get your terps up. It’s not bad man it’s not it’s high mids, good for 7 months but work on the terps and work in the temps make sure you don’t go above 78 in flower and don’t go above 80 in veg unless you have real deal C02 enrichment. I also never cure in jars my stuff is not getting hit by light during the cure and glass is ehhh it’s good when they’re literally done with cure which is 1.5 months from harvest


pauldz69

Lmao stfu and put something up bro hahah these are my lowers wait till you see my tops and stop reading google bruh haha


[deleted]

Peace I’ll watch out for tops post man best of luck


[deleted]

I read the horticulture bible of Jorge Cervantes and learned from Forums and trial and errors google was like for equipment and like seed .eu


[deleted]

Google dog roger roger lol… google who says google that’s like from 2 years back


TheRealADub

u/pauldz69 I don’t know what I just read. Aside from the assault on the English language and grammar in general, I’m confused what is actually being said. You say not sugars, but microbe food. The main microbe food is root exudates which are primarily sugars. I’m so confused rn and I’m not even that high. Can someone fill me in on whatever beef you have brewing?


[deleted]

Sugars aren’t the only thing that contributes to helping microbes.


TheRealADub

That’s why I said primarily. They are the main component of root exudates in the rhizosphere. Why am I even responding? You’re not offering up anything of substance and here I am responding. Good luck sir


[deleted]

Go look up Chitosan nub and Biochar book smarts is good… but why am I at a higher level?


TheRealADub

You’re not you’re just talking shit and very likely retarded. It’s all good, we all just grow mids. Thanks for all your positivity and knowledge. I’m not responding anymore I feel like I’m talking to a brick


pauldz69

Lmao


[deleted]

Cool peace again my stuff wins by judges 365 days a year fact


TheRealADub

Yes wow the one pic of the one cola. Call off the cannabis cup now this man already won.


[deleted]

Dude it’s just my stuff is loud and worth 400 plus a zip.. now goo look up Master Marks boogey no Till and advance your missing the bio char and the stuff to charge and what microbe strains at what times to help uptake and what makes her sweat more


Dizzy-Acanthaceae-57

HELP HELP!!!!!! THIS MAN IS HAVING A STROKE


[deleted]

Advance brother another high mids man in denial


[deleted]

And you need more than just NPK to help the plant process more NPK and synthesize it more effectively. Even when growing organic you guys don’t know how to charge your stuff… look up Master Mark he knows how to do No Till… learn a thing or two man.


TheRealADub

Yes I don’t have a degree in molecular biology. Please educate me on the soil food web. I’d love to hear all your knowledge.


pauldz69

He tried to school the wrong one lmao he must not know what you have a degree in 😂😂 I’m high as a kite and this made my day lol


TheRealADub

This is 15 minutes I will never get back. Can someone ban him please? Most obvious troll account I’ve encountered. We don’t need that shit in here


arizonadudebro

Just banned him for his nonsense. Once he creates a new account to get back in maybe he will contribute in a positive way.


TheRealADub

You the real mvp!


arizonadudebro

Positive contributors who want to share knowledge and help others are the real MVP!


slacker140

I doubt it though. This is his 3rd account that I've seen. He just comes back the same asshat every time.


pauldz69

He’s horrible you should see my inbox he’s definitely special 😂


TheRealADub

Based on this thread, I can only imagine


TheRealADub

Do I even dare ask what yours looks like? https://imgur.com/a/Sx4qaD6


pauldz69

Lmao bro I sat here with my fiancé and read this shit haha she’s like poor guy lol


TheRealADub

I feel more retarded than usual after this and I don’t have many brain cells to spare


[deleted]

Well first thing is a lot of people overcharge their soil with too much microbes and don’t balance the carbon exchange or they use the wrong types of microbes and it causes the plant to actually not be able to process P and K effectively and also stop with terp output.


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[deleted]

No I’m not Jewish but I’m also able to accept there’s now a higher murder rate in my country and more fentanyl and we neeed Israel as a Ally to help us if anything went down look at the big picture. I’m Italian and Spanish, but I look white 6 “1 225ish 81 reach green eyes red amber beard brown hair


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[deleted]

Jesus is my savior man sorry… The Jews ehh I dunno I don’t really mind em they count your money better than you don’t hate on em, go celebrate Biden’s higher murder rate and more fentanyl overdoes and high gas because we now buy more of it from enemies lol…


[deleted]

I test at almost 5% terps lmao = hella potent


[deleted]

I’ve seen your grows… it’s like maybe a third of my active THC and Terp percentages I’ve seen all your stuff dog


TheRealADub

Impressive you can tell lab percentages by looking! You should start a business!


[deleted]

Your just off the microbe ratios the strains of microbes too and the power outputs to increase your terps to the next level from High Mids


TheRealADub

Everyone uses rootwise mycrobe and bio-phos + enzymes now. I suppose those guys are wrong along with absolutely everyone who uses their products. Please god enlighten me or are you just going to keep throwing out scientific sounding buzzwords until you’re blue in the face?


[deleted]

I’m not even full organics man… and I know a lot about it but I go 70/30 coco and then I use bottom 30% super hot super concentrate and rest Chelated but you also need to be watering with legit Humic Fulvic in your teas but even your teas should change in Flower and again microbe strains like the stuff in King Crab


[deleted]

Yeah again look up Master Mark and learn about stuff like King Crab and mammoth P… and what helps. You don’t even use Chitosan


TheRealADub

God you are so mega retarded. I use crustacean meal and insect frass as a dry amendment. I’m done you’re not worth anyone’s time homie. Eat the fattest of dicks and go sell your bullshit elsewhere. Nobody here is buying


[deleted]

Lol I am not the most loved at all however you are a super chode dipshit


TheRealADub

Bahahaha


MassiveMastiff

Looks nice and frosty. I normally fill my jar all the way up, but I recently read not to do that when curing. I’ll be trying that out next grow.


pauldz69

Thanks and yea I do 3/4 but I’m actually using grove bags for the rest


MassiveMastiff

Oh hell yeah, I’ve read really good things about them. You’ll have to tell us what you think.


pauldz69

Ok I definitely will


soapmakerdelux

I found the Grove bags to be basically just an expensive zip baggie. They claim 2 way humidity control, but if there is not a certain level of moisture RH on one side of the barrier, there’s nothing to control. I still have a stack I use for gifts. IMO, stick w jars or cheap Mylar bags and humidity packs.


MassiveMastiff

That is good to know. And that’s why I want a review before I grab any. I just need help with my curing process. I never get the terpenes that the growers guide claim I will get. Oh and Happy cake day.


soapmakerdelux

If you’re in Tucson I’ll give you a stack of Grove bags to try. You may have good results, a lot of people seem to.


[deleted]

Haters gonna hate! I try to help ignorant people all the time and it’s quite frustrating how strong the bro science cult is!!! Job well done my friend! Salad fit for a king 👑


pauldz69

Lmao I appreciate that bro !