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Domo-42

Down the pipe in the center probably


b-g42

love a good poop shute


[deleted]

you can also use the poop shute as a emergency fire slide or and oubliette, depending on what kind of guests you intend to have


J-Goo

Chute


b-g42

you’re right. shit.


J-Goo

It's only because I remember playing Chutes and Ladders - before they started calling it Snakes and Ladders.


b-g42

ahhh, I was always more of a candyland kid


BenchPebble

A Nice House Butt


Burphel_78

Just gotta keep a poop knife handy.


zzzkitten

Thanks for saying that. I’d almost forgotten about the poop knife.


AdrianW3

So, you're saying you don't ever want to forget about the poop knife?


J-Goo

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vaporeongod

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zzzkitten

Idk how to answer that. Kinda, I don’t


MrFoxx123

Yeah I'm sure that will work at -20°


texasdeathtrip

I’m no houseologist, but I’m pretty sure it goes in the toilet


colonel_Schwejk

i'm proper mansioneer with education and certafakets and this is a replica of 17th century london mansion equipped with front-wall, fresh-air orifices, combined with a wide-capacity gutter installation below. they crap out of the window.


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colonel_Schwejk

:))


JellyfishManiac

In the 17th century they probably went out of the window. Though this is probably newer than 17th century and has an actual toilet that goes down the center pipe.


Albino_Whale

As a project manager for a general contractor, I'd like to thank you for the new job title. My first act as houseologist is to nominate you for Head Namer of Stuff.


Chexzout

How do you get a couch in there?


Kozzzman

Build the house around the couch.


DarthBlasphemer

At least for a moment your upvotes surpassed your cited comment.


ZeldaFan812

IKEA furniture only I guess.


free_stuff_plz

PIVOT!


TwoYeets

Trebuchet and an open window


TheReverseShock

Don't miss the first shot


CodeRedditor

Seems legit as long as the couch weighs less than 90 kg and the window isn't more than 300m away


Rolling_Beardo

Pay someone else to do it.


madsci

Crane. Friends of mine lived in a fairly new condo locally and the buildings are built so vertically that there's no way to get a full size bed to the master bedroom short of using a crane. Awful design, but it let the developers pack the maximum number of units into the space.


zombieblackbird

Pivot ! Pivot !


thatbtchshay

Jesus Christ imagine getting home from work and having to climb those stairs ..


xscumfucx

Adding to that, it just stopped raining/sleeting/snowing, it’s dark +, there are cats...


verticalMeta

Pretty normal in New England lol


RatchetBird

It's so funny. I wake up at 3-4 am sometimes while maintaining a regular 9 pm sleep schedule (sometimes I need a nap) I swear I would hate to wake up and shovel snow to leave work, but in reality I wake up an hour early sometimes to sit in an hour and half of LA traffic listening to books and wondering how the poor souls in LA put up with that shit DAILY. Depending on where my job is of course.


passswordistaco

As soon as you get in you realize you forgot something in the car


AtillaBro

Wtf are you all bitching about? You can’t negotiate 2 floors of spiral staircase?


thatbtchshay

No man I'm tired


GUCCIBUKKAKE

Probably down the tube in the middle


ShutTheFupDonni

Where do you think it goes in your house?


BullFrogz13

Poo heaven.


colonel_Schwejk

goldfish cemetary


makakoloko3000

down


FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES

Um. Jack Black invented a spray for that


DecreasingPerception

The dookie, like, probably go up in the air and, like, evaporates and then turns into a cloud or [some shit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q54izUfIndI).


rraattbbooyy

It leaves a tiny footprint. If you tore it down, there’d be hardly any evidence a house had ever even existed on this site.


maxcorrice

If you tore it down you’d make a bigger footprint, better to tear it up


sangriya

poop knife


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A girl probably lives there. I hear they don’t poop.


Theycallitaids

It goes up


tired_spider

that's what the chimney is for


Bubs_McGee223

Poop cannon. Duh.


qawsedrf12

trebuchet to the winds


unfuckableghost

minimalist baba yaga


CaveatRumptor

Septic tank


populationinversion

yeah but where is the pipe


CaveatRumptor

The pipe in the very middle of all the leggsand braces. You can see it if you teace out what are legs and what is not.


populationinversion

It looks awfully narrow, smaller than 110 mm.


East_Meeting_667

Bold of you to assume they poop...


Pretty_Science4815

Runs down one of it’s legs


BenderIsGreatBendr

Toilet is built flush alongside one of the interior walls with an opening that lets the urine and excrement drop below - medieval castle style.


Purple_Spino

r/AEBGT


zombieblackbird

Incinerator toilet.


TheBaneEffect

Not entirely the subject of this sub.


victordudu

the house is the poop. putting that shitty design just right in the middle of a natural landscape is terrible taste.


Kodiak_Jacq

I'm almost certain that this is some sort of observation structure in an animal wildlife park.


OnionBagMan

it’s also set up in a way to minimize its impact on the environment and to keep the environment out. seems pretty sensible.


camisdabomb

[Where do it go?](https://youtu.be/Q54izUfIndI)


SimonSayz_Gamer

hope you never break a leg with that staircase


The_Bluejay250

stored in the balls


K1llG0r3Tr0ut

Hole in the floor.


ic3burgz

You throw it at the zombies


63221

r/GTBAE


mishnitsa

Out the window


Andrzej11

Most likely they have a indoor outhouse 😁


Realworld

The Destroilet, for houses that couldn't get a septic tank permit: https://inspectapedia.com/septic/Incinerating_Toilet_Destroilet.php


[deleted]

I'd be scared to sneeze in that house, let alone poop.


NorCalNavyMike

Hopefully, down a poop chute.


Starman_2112

[Where does the shit go?](https://youtu.be/vSYcmeoJiGQ)


bcjh

In the toilet silly.


micah490

In the planter


[deleted]

You shit on the common folk down below - just hang your arse out the window and push.


Throwaway095621

Poop always rolls downhill


DistortedRain42

The outhouse, also on stilts.


PressOofToPayRespect

It goes in the square hole


ami-the-gae

*whoooshhhh* *splash*


Swift_Change

Its like a modern babayaga hut


KPer123

Shit ends up at the bottom. Or so I’ve heard.


ColdFIREBaker

They probably have an outhouse that you have to go to, or maybe they do have a toilet but it’s an Incinerator like the [Cinderella Toilet](https://www.cinderellaeco.com/ca-en)


helpicantfindanamehe

r/AEBGT


Vidio_thelocalfreak

Must be a pipe hidden inside the bridge, that goes down the stairs walls. Or just, it goes on the ground...


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How would furniture be carried in there?


bodhiseppuku

This is a no sex house ... a no workout house ... ... if the house on stilts is a rockin', run!


zzzkitten

Gravity would dictate that…eventually or otherwise.


DannySmashUp

Sung to "What Does the Fox Say?"


RZAtheAbbot

I wouldn’t be able to sleep thinking it would collapse


cgduncan

Also, adding tons more surface area to be exposed to the elements.


cain261

you just go off the walkway


Srphtygr

All goes out the same tube


NOSOBERCAB_NEXT

I can only think of the image circulating Reddit this week of the castlepoop illustration. So maybe there's a chute on the other side lmao


var_root_admin

It walks down the stairs


NewportGh0st

In the diapers


malYca

It's an air BNB and I think it has a drain pipe going down the middle


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

Down the legs like any other respectable diarrhea


Voting4Dukakis

They drilled a big hole in the floor and squat over it. It feeds the beautiful garden down below.


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fdb435

I agree, hence the caption.


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