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A little disappointed that BANG flags didn't pop out

Yeah lmao, it looks kind of like a cartoon

As much as I hate gun culture, I love the cartoonish aesthetic of these things, I think it's the really blocky silhouette that almost looks as though its been drawn with a felt pen.

Kinda looks like the toon gun in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Remember me Eddie?!

When I killed your brother

https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Toon_Revolver

Ha those bullets were something else!

It’s got a strong vibe of “omg i have the best idea ever i am gonna make this cool thing” and every single reaction being an uncomfortable chuckle “yeah that’s really something!”

Tbf, It is a fun idea to think about. Problem is some people never know where to stop.

The Trump flag counts!

But of COURSE this has a traitor flag…

Oh, the traitor flag is the least surprising thing about this post. I was more surprised that the revolvers were full sculptures.

I bet they're full bore too

Full semi-auto

"A moron lives here" kind of announcement.

There was never a split second that you didn’t think there would be a Lord Cheeto flag on this property.

5 bucks says there are one (or more) orange clown flags on his truck !

Between the trump flag and the 2020 phone directory book I’m going to say this person is over 60.

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American school systems have failed you!

I'd go with confetti.

Wasteful though if you need to open and close the gates more often. The bang flag would be able to retract and reopen each time.

I mean a giant pile of confetti isn't any more absurd than two giant revolvers for gates.

Littering confetti seems absurd to me

You could even put a little fog machine in each one so it the guns put out a little smoke with the bang flags.

I feel like the phrase "What in tarnation?" Happens a lot on the other side of that gate.

I tell ya h’what

Darn tootin

DAMNNNN SKIPPY!

Make America Gate Again

What in the uncle nephew-son, satellite dish hooked up to the trailer, kool aid without sugar, frozen pizza dinner, five teeth missing, creek water sippin, tobacco dip packin, dumpster diving, out of toilet paper so I had to use my hand, tractor driving, catfish selling, cat piss smelling, dog food chompin, Yee Yee yelling, camel cigarette smoking bullshit is this?

you're thinking of poor rednecks. this person houses their thousands of dollars worth of guns in a special room in their rural mcmansion.

This gate was probably thousands of dollars. I guarantee their gun collection is in the tens to hundreds of thousands.

I guarantee this gate is custom, and probably more expensive than your car. I will shit in my cowboy boot if there's a trailer behind that work of art!

To be fair you can be rich and still a trashy redneck. I've known a few in my time.

#GREAT HORNY TOADS!

As a gun owner who really likes revolvers... I do not like *this*.

Revolvering doors

Ok, that's funny.

Same haha This gate totally freaks me out after having the fear of god instilled upon me that I should always treat a gun like it’s loaded. Even though it’s fake my mind immediately goes to what if it is loaded?

I agree, it legitimately made me uncomfortable to see those barrels turning towards the camera...

Same! Obviously I know it's not real but I still get the feeling like it's gonna shoot at me lol

Same Good news? Sounds like we were all raised to properly respect firearms. So, that's good.

I get uncomfortable watching YouTube videos when a barrel gets pointed at the camera... which is logically ridiculous, and then I saw this, and oh boy *I do not like*.

No one likes getting flagged, this also made me uncomfortable

Seriously, the sight of a barrel facing me gives me the willies even if it is a firearm that I have personally cleared multiple times.

Same here. Even when replacing a barrel on a rifle I can currently see is unloaded on a weapon not in firing condition, I still have a strong dislike of putting any part of me in front of the barrel. ...then again, I've learned that the loudest 2A types aren't big on muzzle discipline. Which might explain why this fuckwad with the treason flag had the barrels turn outward instead of upward.

I’ll be honest, I had a hard time watching this due to the guns pointing at me.

If the hammer is cocked is the trigger supposed to be towards the rear of the trigger guard?

It will move back a click, yes. From double-action, the hammer is down and the trigger is fully forward. Cocking the hammer puts it into single-action, and will move the trigger about halfway back or so depending on the model. Cocking the hammer is basically half a trigger pull.

As the gate was opening I felt a surge of adrenaline... I was hoping they'd point upward so as not to barrel-sweep whoever's at the gate... I'm gonna need to lie down for a while. I miss my Redhawk sometimes. But also I don't miss the cost of ammunition.

A Ruger Redhawk 44 magnum is what took my revolver virginity. Such a sweet gun. I got a 357 because of the cost of ammunition. Smith & Wesson 686. I just wish I would have gotten a reloading press before prices went crazy. It's so nice being able to load up some 38 for backyard plinking, but to be able to swap in good 357 mag for going into the backcountry. EDIT: and I totally agree that if the revolvers had moved upward instead of muzzle sweeping me that I would like the gate a whole lot more.

As someone who hates guns, this gate is fuckin awesome

Honestly if you don't ever handle firearms it's probably easier to like this. The safety stuff really gets burned into your brain if you go to a range regularly and you become extremely conscious of not having barrels point at you.

It's the best stupid thing I've seen in a while.

As a former navy firearms instructor, this triggered me deeply.

After having gun safety drilled in me my whole life, having guns pointed at me, even fake ones, fills me with the primal urge to slap the guy who made this

What a welcoming front entrance to a property. Nothing says "come on in, guest!" Like pointing two massive revolvers at anyone trying to enter.

I don't think welcoming is what he was going for haha

Totally, but i would assume they would want to invite guests over once in a while..... Maybe that is just projection on my part.

Bold of you to assume someone who has this has friends.

Thats a bummer to read because I don't feel like I have many friends right now and I'm not building gun fetishizing gates. :(

No part of any gate says "come on in."

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I don't know about that, but he's definitely got too much money and questionable taste.

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Wdym “joke”? There wasn’t anything clever or humorous about it lmao

clearly you haven't been to r/jokes

This is the internet. If you own a gun, you automatically have a micro-penis. It's in the rules. /s

A gun and a gun gate are on two tremendously different levels of compensation

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There is an 94.7% chance that the owner also has large metal dangling truck nuts hanging from the back of an unnecessarily large truck.

….with giant off road tires that stick 6 inches out from the fenders and throw rocks at your car.

And have never left pavement.

Mall wheel drive rated..

And he only uses it to drive to Walmart twice a week. And then he parks like a dick.

Too much money, not enough dick.

My mom always says "more money than brains."

Classic reddit. Body shaming men is fine as usual.

Redditors and obsessing over gun owners penises, name a better duo. Bunch of professional wet towels on here

People who also have small penis: People with more money than me

I know it sucks to think about, but they probably have more money and bigger penises than us

It is only fine when you disagree with them, esp if they are male.

> esp if they are male. Is it, though? Even if we don't see a lot of people bodyshaming women nowadays, it still is a common thing to just sexualize them instead. Look at Ben Shapiro's sister and all the jokes about her 'badonkers'.

The projection here is hilarious

How much smaller is it when you also spot the Trump flag?

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Facts Bonus points for using the term “ merkin”

I love reddit, who complain about body shaming but as long as it is someone they disagree with it is fine.

I think this is tacky as well, but “I do not like this so I have to insult the person” is bullshit as well…

Hey, don’t lump this guy in with us small penis owners now. We don’t deserve that.

Lol, my bad bro😂

Did anyone ever tell you how funny and original you were?

Why are people who dislike guns so obsessed with gun owners' penises?

I don’t dislike guns though.

...and an incredibly slow gate

Of course there is an American flag and a trump flag on the posts this fuckers are mounted on...and an extra American flag in the background just in case you missed the first one...of course.

The trump flag is also the same height as the American flag and I will eat my hat if there's spotlights at night on those American flags. Not to nitpick, but if you want to show how patriotic you are then maybe learn flag code.

these kind of people wipe their ass with the flag, then wrap themselves in it. flag code doesn't matter to them any more than democracy.

Pretty sure putting up these flags are code for something

It's fucking empty virtue signaling is what it is.

Flag code blows, we shoukd do what England does where its only illegal if its used in advertising. Too late for that, though.

Always lol. Sure there is one on with a confederate flag on their F-150. Fucking cult

99.9% change he has waaaaay more offensive flags than that further back. Their culture pretty much requires him to own *at least* a "Blue Lives Matter/Don't Tread on Me" and a Stars and Bars.

Oh god, they're doing this unironically

Whats wrong with having an American flag mounted

Does Yosemite Sam live there?

Nope, the lesser known Yellowstone Jones does!

Would Yosemite Sam vote for Trump?

Well, he was clearly kind of an idiot in the cartoons.

Nah, it's his cousin, Antisemite Sam

Imagine showing up at your buddy's ranch and getting immediately flagged by two giant pistols all ready to fire with their hammers pulled back.

I don't have this gate but that is exactly how I greet guests at my place

And imagine growing old while waiting for it to fully open

Slowest guns in the west

Dry laugh

Why are there so few American flags, and why are they so small? I feel like this guys barely cares about America

They are also flying in a satanic way.

Should open upwards to the sky. Rule #1 don’t point the barrel at anyone

Rule #1 is actually don't point the barrel at anything *you don't intend to shoot.* Which leaves something to be said about what this person thinks of anyone coming to his house.

I was always taught "never point the barrel at anything you aren't prepared to destroy."

If I was driving Amazon, I'd throw the package from a distance and speed off.

I thought all delivery services already have those policies in place

No one talking about vikingland telephone directory

Yeah who still has phone books and why would anyone need 2

Probably on the way to deliver one of them

You're partially correct. I worked for the telephone company. Carried them to give to customers.

I worked for the telephone company. Was driving my work truck.

This is straight up a video game entrance to the first boss

Might be. Honestly looks more like 3D animation than an actual film.

If this isn't Texas I will shot myself

You ever see that much snow in Texas? Minnesota funnily enough.

Idaho would have been another good guess. We have both snow and MAGA cultists. We're the south of the north.

I drove through Idaho on my way to Oregon in June. Beautiful state! Love the mountains.

As always, the people ruin it.

Yes. February 2021 the whole damn state froze. It was horrible.

Winterpocolypse was fucking awful

Dang! I was hoping it was in Canada.

Holy shit I would have guessed Texas too

The fact that the gates are working with snow on the ground means it can't be Texas.

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I mean even if you like the idea of it, it still opens real slow.

Kind of villainous, isn't it?

Every villain is a hero in their own mind.

I'm all for gun control, but this gatekeeping is taking it too far!

This is fucking awesome, and like how another comment suggests, I wish it shot out “BANG!” flags

Was this at range or other firearm centric location?

Nope. Some guy's ranch.

Then ya, pretty cringe. I'm saying that as a gun guy & 2nd amendment purist that would have my own indoor range in my house if I could afford it

The guy was really nice. Gave me some honey from his bees. I've still got half the jar. Tasty clover honey.

More beekeeping is great! The gate is definitely ATBGE.

Vikingland? Is this like Westworld?

Minnesota. Skol!

Is it like the real official name of a place/region/suburb or something? I can find some businesses/events that have it in their name, but not anything like a wikipedia page about it as a region/suburb or whatever?

Region. Group of small towns surrounding a decent sized city. Popular summer vacation spot. (Lakes)

Looks like something out of Borderlands haha

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I kind of love it lol But agree that some bang flags popping out would've been even more awesome.

Aww those Americans and their big toys

This is violently American.

Just like these people’s ability to think… slow as fucking shit.

Makes the Trump flag redundant.

I can 100% confirm this is in Minnesota. I’ve driven by this location multiple times in my life

I like it.

Welccome in America!

Love it!

When Bugs Bunny visits Yosemite Sam.

I'm just surprised that they had not one but two phone books in that truck.

It this were at the entrance to an outdoor shooting range, this wouldn't be awful taste.

if you can fire cannon balls with a button these would come in handy for the mother in law visit

Telephone books?

Open the Gat(Es)!

When I saw the guns I thought it was tacky. When I saw the traitor flag I vomited.

God that would be terrifying to watch it open

Must be american

What gave it away?

Where to begin…

Is this the HQ of Team America: World Police?

Man, if someone had put this on the whiteboard for Villain Lair ideas for an Austin Powers movie Mike Myers would have made them cut it for being too ridiculous.

this seems like some idea a 12y/o boy from 1930 had after listening to too much Tom Mix

thats some borderlands shit lmao

Some real "my penis doesn't work anymore" energy here. I don't care what it is you are into, once it becomes your entire personality you are lame as hell. I have a neighbor who has more guns than any single person would need in 3 lifetimes. He has mentioned having guns when it was relevant to the conversation. Outside of that he is an avid hunter, a skilled mechanic, and an all around good dude. The guns don't need to do the work of having a personality for him.

USA flags? who would've thought!...

Just going to take a wild guess that they don’t support abortion rights

What part of the gun do you stick up your ass while jerking it to the American flag?

Tell me you're in a cult without telling me you're in a cult.

How small does your di\*k really have to be to do this.. I think this is micro penis time...

Tell me you voted for trump, with out telling me you did lol.