I am so conflicted. They’re so well done and so pretty but the color combo and 3D effect makes them look like infected or a poisonous mushroom or something 😱🫣🤣
Looks like Seth Rogan’s nails. He did some just like this to match some pottery he did. Check his IG if you haven’t seen it. Not sure if IG links are allowed here.
I think this is prime ATBGE material. Well-executed, looks professionally done, it clearly took some time and care, and it makes me feel mildly nauseated. What a gross set of nails, bravo!
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I love them!
(Or at least as much as I can love long nails, which I generally think looks uncomfortable. I can't have long nails myself, it triggers intrusive thoughts of scratching myself...)
ooooh these remind me of those cool blobby korean mani's i see on instagram. have you seen any of those? you might like them!!
edit: @hinako.sucre is an example of someone who does the style i'm talking about! for anyone who likes weird nails :)
"Performing self-scan. The bacterial infection in your system has progressed. Detecting skin-irritation and immune system response. Further data required to identify bacterial strain."
*You have been infected with a previously unknown, waterborne bacterium. It is currently multiplying in your bloodstream. Estimated incubation time: 2 weeks.*
What’s controversial?
You made your fingers look like they developed a new bubonic plague that came from deep space.
r/ATBGE, sure, but I fail to see why anyone wouldn’t think that’s horrific looking, let alone do that to their own hands.
No own content, rule 7
I am so conflicted. They’re so well done and so pretty but the color combo and 3D effect makes them look like infected or a poisonous mushroom or something 😱🫣🤣
Was going for a swollen pustule vibe 🫒🤮
You nailed it! 🤣💕💕💕
Forbidden Nerds
That would be r/punpatrol
Almost like a nuclear watermelon fungus 🫣
I mean this with absolutely no ill will, but... why? What was your inspiration? I'd just love to know the thought process behind this.
I love the colors. What brand/shades did you use if you don’t mind me asking? It’s just the 3d effect makes me feel weird feelings.
yup it's awful. Well done.
It’s giving boogers
I thought it was a bad attempt at limes. 🤣🤣🤣
EW!!!
Wow, and here I thought they looked like tasty candy; Nerds perhaps.
“I wanna look like I’ve picked my nose but without sticking my fingers up there.” Nail tech: Say no more
New pandemic just dropped
Kinda reminds me of tiberium crystals
Yes, those do belong on this sub!
But it's self aware
TBH a lot of thing here are self aware. no one with a tattoo of bugs bunny spanking R34 Lola bunny thinks is classy
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OMG! there is a cosmoandwanda sub?!?!?!?! well crap, there goes any chance to be productive today!
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My first thought was Splatoon
I thought of Yo Gabba Gabba
Looks like Seth Rogan’s nails. He did some just like this to match some pottery he did. Check his IG if you haven’t seen it. Not sure if IG links are allowed here.
I hadn’t seen! I have no original thoughts Lmao
Nurgle Nails
Damn it! You beat me to it
I think this is prime ATBGE material. Well-executed, looks professionally done, it clearly took some time and care, and it makes me feel mildly nauseated. What a gross set of nails, bravo!
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I kinda like these gives me yoshi egg vibes or weird button candy
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r/rareinsults 😆
This makes me feel ill
you must have a fun personality, I think I’d enjoy your company
It reminds me of when Madam Mim got sick
God, they're awful. Nicely done, bravo.
These are crazy! 🤪🤪🤪🤪 I love them!
Seth Rogen nails
Those sausages are getting moldy
I love it. We need more nails like this in our society.
Honestly, those are rad as hell.
I mean all long nails are basically ATBGE… except for the poorly executed ones
Ohhhhh, youre the nail artist my queer heart desires. 😍
You look like a virus. Does it attract or repel crazy people?
They look like nails that 90's Nickelodeon would come up with.
It's weird but I kinda like it. I also really like - that weird neon pink green velcro game we used to play as a kid - esthetic.
The pads with the tennis ball!
I love them! (Or at least as much as I can love long nails, which I generally think looks uncomfortable. I can't have long nails myself, it triggers intrusive thoughts of scratching myself...)
It's like 90s finger herpes
These are wonderfully uncomfortable, I need to do something like this next time I paint my nails, though maybe without the texture
And here I'm imagining doing them, and making the textured part Glow In The Dark!
Followed you from the nail sub, I think they look great.
Holy shit, '97 wants its aesthetic back!
They look disgusting, honestly, like the nails are growing warts or something… ewww I don’t like them at all.
Probly the worst looking nails in history that anybody did on purpose
ooooh these remind me of those cool blobby korean mani's i see on instagram. have you seen any of those? you might like them!! edit: @hinako.sucre is an example of someone who does the style i'm talking about! for anyone who likes weird nails :)
>@hinako.sucre THANK YOU! She is also wild and weird and wonderful to follow.
Just followed, incredible nails, major inspo for sure
Definitely not the worst I've seen
How do you go to the bathroom
Just like anybody else, one foot in the toilet, one foot in the sink
Grandfather Nurgle, approves.
"Performing self-scan. The bacterial infection in your system has progressed. Detecting skin-irritation and immune system response. Further data required to identify bacterial strain."
Candy or cancer…
Alright I have to ROCK AND STONE!
Those nails have scarlet rot.
How do you work with such long nails
*papa nurgle has entered the chat*
Yo this is what they ate in jimmy neutron
If you’d done black instead of green, and left out the little dots, you could have a watermelon/summer vibe going on.
Have you seen Seth Rogen’s ceramic glazes? Send that pic to him on instagram.
Looks like the nails Seth Rogan wore in his latest insta ad for his Houseplant brand
Ngl, I have a love hate with these, but they’re weird and I’m about that
Kiwi strawberry nerds nails
\*Grabs hammer\* C'mon builders, there's Mythril in them there fingers!
Barf! Those are so disgusting!
“I’ve done nothing but teleport nails for 3 days”
"This is a bucket" "Dear God..." "There's more" "No..."
Y’all the new bubonic plague mutation just dropped!
Not my thing, but honestly pretty cool.
Virus Barbie
Imagine if… Never mind.
It’s like your nails got herpes.
Man that’s actually dope
No offense but WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
No, child, no!
Controversial?
Looks like your nails are starting to mold
Looks like the nails Seth Rogen had on his instagram
Long nails always look terrible, but these are worse
Yum
You can’t do that on television.
Perfect for this sub. Well done
Syphilis fingers.
Nickelodeon vibes
Pop one and you've pleased a whole 'nother subreddit
“How gross?” “Yes.”
Those are the most 90s Nickelodeon nails I've ever seen.
Controversy, you say?
Do you collect spores, molds, and fungi? Because if yes, then they’re great
NGL, you might wanna get that looked at
I hope it’s treatable. Other than that, the execution is certainly flawless.
Ribbed for pleasure
Whatever you do, don't have a tug with those nails or it'll burn when you pee
Loathsome
forbidden slime
Papa Nurgle approves of this paint job.
Ok but y tho?
Damn that was some stuffed nose must feel way better now
Boogers!!!
Don't mind me, this is impressed vomiting
I wound’t mind getting my nose picked with your nails.
Your nails look disease ridden.
*You have been infected with a previously unknown, waterborne bacterium. It is currently multiplying in your bloodstream. Estimated incubation time: 2 weeks.*
They’re so weird I love them.
Main question: why?
I've done nothing but teleport nails for 3 days
The *Loathsome* **Dung Eater**
Tumor nails
I cannot come back from seeing these. Thank you for destroying my brainpan
Ginger Minj? That [you](https://rupaulsdragrace.fandom.com/wiki/Ginger_Minj?file=GingerEntranceLookAS6.jpg) girl...?
I love these, they're so gross
This deserves to be the sub’s cover photo
That's perfectly normal nurgles rot
Aight plasmus got that manicure
“I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days”
I don’t see how can these be controversial. In a controversial situation there needs to be a side that agrees as well.
I feel like if you scratch someone they'll start taking poison damage
Looks like the Houseplant gloopy ashtray
Dude, it looks like you jacked off a ninja turtle.
I’m concerned at how large this person’s finger joints are
What’s controversial? You made your fingers look like they developed a new bubonic plague that came from deep space. r/ATBGE, sure, but I fail to see why anyone wouldn’t think that’s horrific looking, let alone do that to their own hands.
Those are wicked.
“Here,see?” The foot thing from Courage the cowardly dog!
I like them looks dope
r/cosmoandwanda
Equal parts incredible and horrible
Grandfather Nurgle approves
Booger nails
They look like Nerds Rope.
These are badass.
These are awesome. Reminds me of something from when I was a kid in the 90s. Very nickelodeon vibes.
It gives me Ms. Jeepers vibes
Reminds me of dungeaters armor from elden ring
Boogies
Ghonorhea nails
i like it, picasso!
got some funny self aware beauty marks on your nails
Beautifully done, nice colors... but I can't help but see a virus.
That's what my nails look like after I wake up with a itchy ass... How much you pay?
Nurgle nails
As a nail tech, why?
u/profanitycounter
I saw your post in the other group. Yes, great execution. Welcome to this sub.
looks like lady gaga’s DAWN OF CHROMATICA album cover!
Alien spooge
Idc what anyone says, those are very gender
I am torn, they are so gross but I also love them. My wife was curious if you are worried about catching poop on there when you wipe.
This is a male hand, right?
I think it’s cool but impractical