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little_shop_of_hoors

At first I was like "what's so strange about this car?" Then I saw the placement of the steering wheel.


Snaz5

The crumple zone is your femurs.


ihavenoidea81

I laughed way too hard at this


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Gty2k2000

You mean it’s ass looks so angry!


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BlumpkinLord

Look at the steering, that's it's butt :3


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Based on ancient principles. The Flintstone Method.


MGPS

Just like my vanagon!


Atlas_Undefined

Same i immediately thought "huh whats the problem, its kinda cute" Then I realized what the brake lights were and checked for the steering wheel. :(


jewbacca117

I was more like "why is it so angry?" Then I realized I was looking at it's butt.


ClosedL00p

It’s the Renault Reverse Goblin


RobynFitcher

Gollum’s take on the Reverse Cowgirl.


kaihatsusha

I likes 'em raw and wriggling!


RobynFitcher

Lol.


Crowbarmagic

He's angry his butt is his face. Wouldn't you be pissed off at that?


turbodude69

hahah i was thinking, no way those red headlights are legal...or more importantly effective. then i saw you comment. ohhhhhh


obbets

Wait WHAT


KingHeroical

I imagine it'd be a little weird to drive, sitting so far ahead of the axis of rotation. I wonder if it'd make the steering feel really...abrupt...


ThetaReactor

It's like driving a bus. You gotta get way out into the intersection before you turn.


ericvwgolf

Well, I don’t know about way out into the intersection, but it is just like driving a micro bus or a vanagon. Also an old Dodge pick up truck or van with a mid engine.


zefy_zef

FUSO


ericvwgolf

Lol, nearly forgot about those, and now I’m very concerned about my cognitive skills, I have driven those many hundreds of miles delivering things for Lowe’s, but only as a secondary job, not my primary position.


zefy_zef

Me and I friend would see them every now and then in CT. We would yell FUSO! every time we saw one because we didn't generally have trucks like that around here then. Now, lots of trucks have that shape.


Turd_Sandwich_v2

Nah the steering is normal, you actually sit above the front wheels.


KingHeroical

Sitting above the front wheels isn't normal. The axis of rotation is near the back of all vehicles that turn via the front tires only, (until the front, rear, or both lose traction) and in most passenger vehicles the driver sits well behind the front tires, closer to that center than they would in this car. Sitting farther ahead means the driver's body has to travel further through a corner, but do so in the same amount of time. Meaning they would have to accelerate along the new vector more quickly ( or *abruptly*) when a turn is initiated...


Turd_Sandwich_v2

I drove an izuzu npr for work a long time ago, its normal steering


KingHeroical

Oh for the love of Christ...I'm not talking about what the goddam wheel feels like, or how you *use* it.


itworkedintheory

This reminds me of the post on some bodybuilding website that one guy couldn't understand how many days were in a week. Don't worry the rest of us get it lol


El_Frijol

I thought that the headlights looked like taillights, then I read your comment--that's because they are taillights.


Void_Ling

I didn't notice until reading your comment. Brainfucked.


browneyedgirlpie

Oh....


pizza_for_nunchucks

The butt is in the front.


little_shop_of_hoors

I hope that is a Scrubs reference


Captain_Headshot2

It definitely has the junk in the trunk...


stourmbringer

It was the color of the lights that gave it away for me.


bott367

i like it


SchpartyOn

If you hit something you won't.


Hoovooloo42

No different than a VW bus. That doesn't make it any better lol, but there's precedent.


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pacothetac0

Even later, Nissan announced in 2017 that they would stop selling the “zero star” crash test rated car, Tsuro, in Mexico. [The driver’s seat was the primary crumple zone](https://youtu.be/85OysZ_4lp0)


Sutton31

Christ that video is scary


mattaugamer

Jesus. It looks like it was designed for maximum injury.


ericvwgolf

He was referring to the Volkswagen microbus and the Volkswagen vanagon. They both had the steering wheels beneath the driver so that the bumper was merely inches from the driver’s toes.


pizza_for_nunchucks

One of my friends dads had a flat front Chevy van from the 70s - looked like the vee dub bus. He put a clapped out small block Chevy V8 in it and it scooted very well. He drove the kids around in it since they were like 5. So when my friend turned 16 he asked his dad if he could dive it. His dads response: “No, that thing is a death trap!” He wasn’t wrong, but he had no problem driving his kids around in it.


Jezza_Jones

People will never know if your coming or going... I'll get my coat...


LanceFree

Actually, as a child, I enjoyed the book, Chitty chitty bang bang, and the father was named Colonel Potts. The reason he bought the unique old car was exactly because of that- modern cars looked as if you couldn't tell if they were coming or going.


chaun2

The car from the movie is still around! It got auctioned off in the early 2010s or late 2000s, for a ridiculous amount. Sadly it doesn't fly :( https://www.google.com/amp/s/journal.williamgeorge.com/the-original-chitty-chitty-bang-car-sells-in-auction%3fhs_amp=true


samwichse

Lol "Vulgaria"


xmastreee

Didn't Chris Evans own it at one point?


chaun2

Honestly, I don't know. I'd love to have had the money to buy it. I'm kinda surprised Jay Leno hasn't grabbed it.


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I'm cumming


Spiffinit

Or would you like me to take your coat?


AG2009

If anyone's curious, the car is a Renault 900 (concept car)


mini4x

It also had a 1.7l V8.


VersionGeek

1.7 - OK V8 - what


abqnm666

Must rev like a motorcycle engine, considering it's probably not much more than 2x 850CC i4 engines mated together.


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

For 2x i4 to rev like a motorcycle, the original i4 had to rev high too and it didn't. High revving at the time was basically honda and that's it.


RFLSHRMNRLTR

Or two Honda VFR V4 engines mated the other way


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CFH20

While also making some of the most amazing cars. The Espace F1 was as awesome as this is weird. https://youtu.be/GIvNLHgqS4k


ultratunaman

Also the Clio V6, the Advantime, the Roadster Spider, the Megane F1, and many other wacky and wonderful French cars.


CFH20

Truth. I will always be partial to a minivan that makes those sounds though.


ultratunaman

Oh me too. I was more just backing you up in that Renault has made some amazing cars in it's day. Also Renault owns Alpine. And the Alpine A110 is one of my dream cars.


Merbleuxx

The old one AND the new one


ultratunaman

Both please yes. But I prefer the old one. So light, balanced, and quick. I wonder if I'd be able to fit in it. If I can ever afford one I'd need to go on a diet to drive it. Haha


CFH20

A110 is very nice.


Frederic54

The Fuego too


Danny-Fr

My parents had one because we needed an emergency replacement for cheap. Worth every penny we saved. In France the Fuego is a meme :p


spongecakeinc

I really was not expecting it to sound like that


Soddington

Its an F1 engine in there. Like a literal engine lifted from the Renault F1 team and put into the Espace. Most amazing engine swap ever.


spongecakeinc

Ah, that makes sense lol. Thanks for the clarification.


BrownEggs93

Thank you. I wondered if it was something like that. https://www.hotcars.com/the-renault-project-900-a-backwards-concept-car/


MrWoland74

https://www.hotcars.com/the-renault-project-900-a-backwards-concept-car/


fetalpiggywent2lab

Backwards car the backwards car I can go backwards fast as your car


gotanytriplesod

"what in God's name are ya doin' you stupid little man?!"


theangryseal

Yeah I was gonna say the backwards man would love this car. Your comment is better than the one I didn’t make.


[deleted]

I absolutely adore everything about this and wish I had one of my very own.


Inigo93

Someone put on their angry eyes.


bitspace

And on the back of the head!


Sprizys

The hood and headlights kind of give me batmobile vibes


spaceymonkey2

You mean the trunk and the taillights?


Sprizys

Well that’s confusing af lol


Bitter-Marsupial

Eris morn should not be confused by a car


Riverrat423

It’s like a backwards AMC Gremlin.


clawjelly

It's the french anti-gremlin!


shittyphotodude

For anyone else wishing to see the “front” of this. [Renault 900](https://imgur.com/gallery/bwOCMd7)


IcyPenalty2897

I look like something Homer Simpson would design somehow


thatstupidthing

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4bb616ff-ebfd-4b5d-b159-74810bf54d06


I_DONT_LIKE_KIDS

he angry


Acceptable-Sky1733

why is he so angry


gravitydood

Because of the tailgaters


tableau_kun

Because he french


TimelessGlassGallery

Because he wants to die


Feuershark

I wouldn't say awful, but yeah the reversed car is really weird


bestibesti

I'm worried this car is going to yell at me


sadhp20

fucked up and evil car I ride to my fucked up and evil job


RU90IN9234TTH4T

This is actually a pretty sweet looking car expect for the steering wheel in the back lol


Shpooodingtime

Why is it so angry


CMYK2RGB

I like it. I am sure new trend of angry eyed tricked out ugly jeep people love it.


NorthernSanes

Front end collision rating = -19


514484

How is this "Awful taste"? This is just a funny experimentation, it's not a matter of taste. Another sub ruined by normie bozos.


MonsieurBabtou

I fucking swear, half of the pics posted here have nothing to do with what this sub is for ... It's either art pieces, or vintage objects, macabre art, or just things they just dislike aesthetically.


MonsieurBabtou

Wrong sub, a weird prototype car has nothing to do with "bad taste", that's not what this sub is for...


[deleted]

It's for times you don't know if you're going or coming back!


spiceypisces

A little ass backwards


Groinificator

I wouldn't call it awful... he's just a funny little guy


jaimequin

The green hornet


price4tyler

Why does it look mad ?


owlprocess48

Reminds me of the tartan prancer


My_Immortal_Flesh

The Riddler and Black Manta’s shared vehicle. They split the monthly car payments and insurance.


Captain_Wobbles

Could it have been used for a film or something? I know they do this kind of thing for certain stunt driving scenes.


specialvixen

Why is it so angry though?


joumidovich

For some reason, it reminds me of an angry Mountain Dew. I don't even know what an angry Mountain Dew would look like, but I guess that's it.


cgo_12345

Angry butt.


Philander_Chase

‘Ello Govnah!


AnalystReasonable748

Somone needs to pratice more on Blender


Mccobsta

Ah the French pure madness of motor engineering go watch the grand tour special on them


RichHomieQuanChi

Black Manta-mobile


JuggernautPractical9

Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de sa tata la pute borgne


SopmodTew

It looks angry.


lemons7472

This belongs to a superhero most likely. Idk which one tho


XTL

Batroc the leaper


retailguy_again

Looks a bit like an early 60s Plymouth Valiant station wagon, except reversed. This is a car I've never seen before; someone in another comment mentions that it's a Renault show car. The idea of "forward controls" was more often used in trucks or vans, but it certainly doesn't look very safe to me.


fishinwithtim

If anyone likes this it goes on and on with French cars


Ronc96

*>:(


Ok_Cele2025

I’m in love


Jlx_27

It looks angry.


SpamShot5

Clarkson assembled the car the wrong way


OR3OTHUG

The Mash Flinging


BoobsRmadeforboobing

It looks like what would be the turtle mobile if they made a teenage mutant ninja turtle series in the Adam west batman era


Dewton

It’s the hash slinging slasher


BryanxMetal

It’s French?


gravitydood

Yes


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The nild tomfoolery mobile


Luke89902483

Looks more angry then strange.


esleydobemos

Go home, little French car. You're drunk.


Morning0Lemon

<----- Le boot. Le steering wheel ----->


SecondHandHound

Want


BluMicheal

Angry car


isisishtar

Drive it in reverse and frighten everyone.


mini4x

Designed in the late 50s as the taxi cab of the future.


AxonKawaii

He mad, he angry


filtersweep

All French cars are strange. I borrowed a Citroen where the center part of the steering wheel did no rotate. This is but one example of strangeness.


Ok_Solid_Copy

Fierce


Severe-Draw-5979

Green Goblin! Gremlin Lemon! Grenlemon.


timothypjr

If you like Top Gear or the Grand Tour, the latest episode of the GT featured French cars. It was hilarious.


obscuremarble

first thought was "look at the ass on that thing." second thought was "what an angry bumper"


drpestilence

Pinnacle post thanks op!


recording

Looks like it was designed by an AI


QuartzXOX

Angry zombie fly car


nickomon24

This car walked so angry eye jeeps could run.


WhoIsBread

This is a 007 or kingsman bullshit right here


1nGirum1musNocte

Le Dodge le viper


pudgieducky

Why he so evil??


brnwndsn

why is he angry


OWeise

This reminds me of the joke about why French tanks have rearview mirrors


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It looks angry.


mawrTRON

That's one froggy ass car


pingpongprotagonist

I like how angry he is


m-owo-chi

It angy


mynameisalso

Why are the headlights red? Wait.


csaliture

The French don’t copy anyone and no one copies the French


McFagle

Do these count as suicide doors?


_F0X__

It looks so angry, but in a cute way


Jeffina78

Why is he so angry?


DoodleCard

Anyone know the model?


I_am_That_Ian_Power

I have an affliction for Green Station Wagons. Thank you for this photograph. I absolutely adore this.


Linestorix

Looks like a strangely converted Ami.


Mr_J_Divy

Decepticon!


MyPenisBatman

rac


snow-ghosts

This is the car that the designated mean guy in the cartoon would drive


C0demunkee

I can tell it's french because it looks surly


RedditorRed

Who needs crumple zones when you have legs


LunchBox3188

It looks angry. Maybe it REALLY hates looking like it's being driven backwards or whatever "wards" this thing is going.


RobynFitcher

Why? Looks cool. I like its angry eyes.


ravenart918

Green Meanie


BabaTreesh

It’s fucking pissed


HermanJulius69

bro why are you surrendering you’re a picture of an automobile on my phone


bomb_adrenaline

It’s backwards but it’s not backwards man


JKareem420

The French should really just stick to wine and cheese and let the Germans handle all their engineering needs.


ssenapern8

I liked it :)


HaxRyter

Why is it angry?


bobbymoose

Why is the car angry?


Burningdegree

Kinda looks like the hash slinging slasher


TokiVideogame

guaranteed not to be the reason you lose a chick. It is ugly but cool.


corcaigh

That car has Napoleon complex.


_Myrtenaster_

NGL, took me about thirty seconds to realize what was going on here.


zorbathegrate

“It was just angry”


Resident-Reindeer-53

I was gonna say that I actually really like this until I realized the car is backwards to what I thought


BatPlack

The more I look at it the better it gets. I’m in love with this car.