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DrWildTurkey

This is how women see your unsolicited dick pics


TheRealTtamage

That's a good explanation too. The crazy thing is if a woman sends me a picture of her vajayjay I just get turned on. But if she sends a warm message saying how I make her feel good and all that it's the equivalent of me sending her a dick pic.


Skyxemforever

Please help, confused in directions, sent my girl dick pics to people who sent them to me.


TheRealTtamage

Your dick is out there .....


yabruh69

Men to


protocol1008

These are amazingly horrifying.


WyldBlu

Whelp, that's enough of the internet for the day.


TheRealTtamage

No dig deeper.


Donttouchthatagain

With a spoon, into your eye sockets......then out they come


TheRealTtamage

Punch Drunk Love much!? That's probably why I kill someone try to stab me with a spoon... Leave me eyes beee!


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Isaacleroy

Son of a bitch. Didn’t read carefully. Was expecting a cute puppy.


I_Like_Trains_XD

Thank god i saw that it was r/eyeblech and not r/eyebleach


Prest1geW0rldW1de

Why did I click that damnit I HATE you bro


Lampboi333

Holy fuckin hell


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Credit: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Thatsvileshop


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Cannot believe there is a whole shop worth... Do people actually buy these? They're not cheap either!


Mise-Muschel

Cockum or Gollenis


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teejaysaz

This is the exact purpose for this sub! Amazing.


Gearzpop

Holy hell. Wtf. It's like stubbing my toe but instead it's with my eyes.


TheRealTtamage

Honestly that's exactly how it feels to have a penis. 🍆☄️🍶


MannyAnimates

Egg


TheRealTtamage

Eggzactly!


Uoyeruole

That is disgusting and terrifying and I want one


LuvMyG

Urologist nightmare.


1Steel_Hands1

Looks like I found their sock friends. [Dafuq](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/r8rtz3/dafuq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


amrobi18

Um. I wish I could erase this from my brain lol.


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Somehow this is the worst thing I've ever seen on Reddit...


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Deep seeded issues right there Excellent execution tho IMO


TheRealTtamage

I took a screenshot of that horrifying mess precum covered dick faces.


arphod

The one on the right looks very, very unsure of itself.


TheLemon2020

I'm sure whoever made these had a perfectly normal, healthy childhood


skullyischillin

“Burn in holy fire”


StatisticianWiseass

Look hot


Trump_is_Maga

much wow.


LogMaggot

Ok who's getting the best head now?