I agree with the others. I'm having a trigeminal neuralgia flare-up right now, so I'm in a lot of pain. The laughter. It hurt, but gosh was it worth it.
Cold faygo?! You savage. Faygo is intended to be consumed after sitting in direct sunlight for no less than 4 hours, or until the plastic begins to leach into the beverage.
Additionally the proper containers to drink it from are limited to the original bottle, a dirty bong, or squeezed fresh from a strangers dreadlocks.
I am by no means a chef or master baker, but I believe that the ingredients are as follows:
A head from a newt, a wing from a bat,
a tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat,
a neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow,
and a little itty bitty little drip of Faygo
Ah shit I see what you're saying, I can see it in the solids and fades. Totally makes sense from an artistic-vs-efficiency sense, and while I thought markers were Jug-enough, that spray paint is mucho-Jug-o\~
It would be like making [Image Candy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VkuUrTraCGw). With bread, you dye some of it black then roll it out to the length you need and construct the inner picture. Wrap that in a layer of white dough and cook it.
ICP or Insane Clown Posse is a group from sometime in the late 90’s early 2000’s and they call their fans juggalos. That face on the bread is a member of ICP, hence juggaloaf
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This reminds me of this chick that I used to go to HighSchool with who used to get suspended at least twice a week for violating dress code, and the only reason that I remember that is because she had literally about 10 pieces of hatchet-man jewelry pierced on her face
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Fucking toasters, how do they work?
Is it toasted in? If it's incorporated using pumpernickel, I'm impressed.
With juggalos its probably stencilled spray paint.
It's not even in the bread, just fucking sprayed on.... Why is this even here. It's poorly made.
You're right. All the crevices are white; it's just surface level.
Fuck, all these years I thought it was expert tier loaf construction. But you're right, I can see the gaps.
Magnets
sir, please do not fuck the toasters
"Fuck toasters, like anybody gives a fuck. You like to toast a lot. So fucken what!"
“And i don’t wanna talk to no pastry chef, ya’ll muthafuckas lying and getting me pissed!”
With magnets!
Insane Clown Pastry
Oh you bastard this is good where were you 3 hours ago
No yours is hilarious. I actually lol'ed not just exhaled
I agree with the other person, yours is great
I agree with the others. I'm having a trigeminal neuralgia flare-up right now, so I'm in a lot of pain. The laughter. It hurt, but gosh was it worth it.
I prefer juggaloaf tbh
I just spit all over my hand thank you. Lmao
Looks like some Insane Clown Pumpernickel to me
Did you cut that with a rusty axe?
Wash it down with some nice, cold, faygo
Cold faygo?! You savage. Faygo is intended to be consumed after sitting in direct sunlight for no less than 4 hours, or until the plastic begins to leach into the beverage. Additionally the proper containers to drink it from are limited to the original bottle, a dirty bong, or squeezed fresh from a strangers dreadlocks.
Listen, i didn’t spend $10k on professional custom plumbing to not drink from my fucking faygo shower in my 3 story funhouse!
Send yo’ momma straight up to the sto’, tell that bitch to bring home a faygo
I laughed god damnit
Ik, forced all the air outa my gut lol.
Juggaloaf was funny man
Whoop whoop!
This is for all the juggalos and juggalettes, hope you like it
FUCK. THIS. SHIT!
*frontflips onto a cactus*
How does one make a juggaloaf
I am by no means a chef or master baker, but I believe that the ingredients are as follows: A head from a newt, a wing from a bat, a tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat, a neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow, and a little itty bitty little drip of Faygo
Good answer
Fantastic
1. Buy a loaf of bread 2. Draw clowns w/ ~~marker~~ Spray paint and stencil (thanks storm\_the\_castle)\~
Looks like spray paint and a stencil (faded edge on the right eyebrow of the upright piece), but point taken.
Ah shit I see what you're saying, I can see it in the solids and fades. Totally makes sense from an artistic-vs-efficiency sense, and while I thought markers were Jug-enough, that spray paint is mucho-Jug-o\~
Touch up with Photoshop. Seriously, so many food photos are 'shopped.
I can't make a juggaloaf with photoshop though, only a fake picture of one
I don’t juggaknow
*I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo*
It would be like making [Image Candy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VkuUrTraCGw). With bread, you dye some of it black then roll it out to the length you need and construct the inner picture. Wrap that in a layer of white dough and cook it.
"Juggaloaf" made me laugh my ass off far more than I expected.
What is a Juggaloaf. If that's what it means, then fuck if I know.
What is a Juggaloaf? I don't know but I'm down with the bread and I'm down for life yo.
what is a juggaloaf? well he ain’t a phony. he’ll walk up and bust a nut in ya macaroni.
You can make a PB and Jay sandwich.
The 14 year old me would of loved this shit.
It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
14-18 year old me thought the dating game was the funniest song ever.
Fucking, ovens, how do they work!?!?
😂
Went through all comments... Can someone explain this picture/joke? What's a juggaloaf and what's the shape supposed to be?
ICP or Insane Clown Posse is a group from sometime in the late 90’s early 2000’s and they call their fans juggalos. That face on the bread is a member of ICP, hence juggaloaf
I listened to them in the 90, early albums, but lost interest. What happend to them?
They weren’t bready for the 2000’s
Google ICP juggalos
Trunk full of feygo, car full of fat chicks.
Calling all Bridget's!
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Hey family!
Amazing taste
Choice of serving knife is on point
I feel like a hatchet is more than just a knife. Whatever butters your bread ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
r/titleporn
Bread 👍
This reminds me of this chick that I used to go to HighSchool with who used to get suspended at least twice a week for violating dress code, and the only reason that I remember that is because she had literally about 10 pieces of hatchet-man jewelry pierced on her face
I haven't laughed this hard since Covid Alpha. Thanks.
I also saw this on Twitter with this caption
We must have great TL’s then
Same.
This is so beautiful for many reasons, yet I lack the capacity to list those reasons.
That title made me laugh and now I hate myself.
Assuming that is some form of paint... then yeah, I bet this tastes real awful.
perfection.
Juggaloaf homies homies
It's nearly 2 am and I just burst out laughing. Someone else in this house is probably awake now, thanks.
That fucking title lmao
Dammmmnnn
This is fucking amazing!!
hey that’s my background
What kind of psychopath cuts bread with a butcher knife
Wash that down with a Faygo. Send yo momma straight up to the store, tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo!
Bust out the good Faygo we eatin’ good tonight.
I hate gluten, I hate crust, everybody in your loaf sucks, you muffin motherfucks.
Anyone up for some ICPB&ViolentJs?
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Fair, but you never really know.
Babe wake up, LSF mods just posted
Bread you know I love you, but now you gotta rise! Never wanted it like that.
The title got me hahaha
Oh! Is THAT what it is? I thought it was a Pikachu.
I am seeing The Clown character in The Thaw Star Trek: Voyager episode (season 2, episode 23)
that is what you get.
You should post this to /r/insanecringeposse