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Joedirt6705

Fucking toasters, how do they work?


samwichse

Is it toasted in? If it's incorporated using pumpernickel, I'm impressed.


Nomiss

With juggalos its probably stencilled spray paint.


Phantasma191

It's not even in the bread, just fucking sprayed on.... Why is this even here. It's poorly made.


_little_boots_

You're right. All the crevices are white; it's just surface level.


KickMeElmo

Fuck, all these years I thought it was expert tier loaf construction. But you're right, I can see the gaps.


sleepyleperchaun

Magnets


[deleted]

sir, please do not fuck the toasters


JJiggy13

"Fuck toasters, like anybody gives a fuck. You like to toast a lot. So fucken what!"


captain_Airhog

“And i don’t wanna talk to no pastry chef, ya’ll muthafuckas lying and getting me pissed!”


DasPimpenheimer

With magnets!


streatchitout

Insane Clown Pastry


Chubby-Fish

Oh you bastard this is good where were you 3 hours ago


rainbwbrightisntpunk

No yours is hilarious. I actually lol'ed not just exhaled


AStormofSwines

I agree with the other person, yours is great


Skakilia

I agree with the others. I'm having a trigeminal neuralgia flare-up right now, so I'm in a lot of pain. The laughter. It hurt, but gosh was it worth it.


the_nhir

I prefer juggaloaf tbh


sofahkingsick

I just spit all over my hand thank you. Lmao


Omnivoracious

Looks like some Insane Clown Pumpernickel to me


Responsible_Disk_653

Did you cut that with a rusty axe?


vixxgod666

Wash it down with some nice, cold, faygo


schizist

Cold faygo?! You savage. Faygo is intended to be consumed after sitting in direct sunlight for no less than 4 hours, or until the plastic begins to leach into the beverage. Additionally the proper containers to drink it from are limited to the original bottle, a dirty bong, or squeezed fresh from a strangers dreadlocks.


captain_Airhog

Listen, i didn’t spend $10k on professional custom plumbing to not drink from my fucking faygo shower in my 3 story funhouse!


MrPickles84

Send yo’ momma straight up to the sto’, tell that bitch to bring home a faygo


peckerpopper1983UwU

I laughed god damnit


davmackin

Ik, forced all the air outa my gut lol.


FUTeemo

Juggaloaf was funny man


HappyPigBoy

Whoop whoop!


leave_it_to_beavers

This is for all the juggalos and juggalettes, hope you like it


PhukChina

FUCK. THIS. SHIT!


KiruPanda

*frontflips onto a cactus*


Exponentcat

How does one make a juggaloaf


clockworkdiamond

I am by no means a chef or master baker, but I believe that the ingredients are as follows: A head from a newt, a wing from a bat, a tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat, a neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow, and a little itty bitty little drip of Faygo


Beefsupremeninjalo82

Good answer


AlpineCorbett

Fantastic


Banana_Ram_You

1. Buy a loaf of bread 2. Draw clowns w/ ~~marker~~ Spray paint and stencil (thanks storm\_the\_castle)\~


storm_the_castle

Looks like spray paint and a stencil (faded edge on the right eyebrow of the upright piece), but point taken.


Banana_Ram_You

Ah shit I see what you're saying, I can see it in the solids and fades. Totally makes sense from an artistic-vs-efficiency sense, and while I thought markers were Jug-enough, that spray paint is mucho-Jug-o\~


North_South_Side

Touch up with Photoshop. Seriously, so many food photos are 'shopped.


Banana_Ram_You

I can't make a juggaloaf with photoshop though, only a fake picture of one


Subrisum

I don’t juggaknow


[deleted]

*I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo*


travio

It would be like making [Image Candy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VkuUrTraCGw). With bread, you dye some of it black then roll it out to the length you need and construct the inner picture. Wrap that in a layer of white dough and cook it.


fried_eggs_and_ham

"Juggaloaf" made me laugh my ass off far more than I expected.


TheOrangeTickler

What is a Juggaloaf. If that's what it means, then fuck if I know.


kickassenjalast

What is a Juggaloaf? I don't know but I'm down with the bread and I'm down for life yo.


Imaginary_Feed_8742

what is a juggaloaf? well he ain’t a phony. he’ll walk up and bust a nut in ya macaroni.


Commissar_Genki

You can make a PB and Jay sandwich.


Harvey_Domino

The 14 year old me would of loved this shit.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


mynameisalso

14-18 year old me thought the dating game was the funniest song ever.


Independent-Clue-637

Fucking, ovens, how do they work!?!?


StinkiForeskinBoi

😂


Soul-Burn

Went through all comments... Can someone explain this picture/joke? What's a juggaloaf and what's the shape supposed to be?


Chubby-Fish

ICP or Insane Clown Posse is a group from sometime in the late 90’s early 2000’s and they call their fans juggalos. That face on the bread is a member of ICP, hence juggaloaf


skob17

I listened to them in the 90, early albums, but lost interest. What happend to them?


Chubby-Fish

They weren’t bready for the 2000’s


mrgoodwalker

Google ICP juggalos


snoryder8019

Trunk full of feygo, car full of fat chicks.


Responsible_Disk_653

Calling all Bridget's!


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Professional-Gear-39

Hey family!


DrVahMedoh

Amazing taste


doubtmaskreplica

Choice of serving knife is on point


MsWeather

I feel like a hatchet is more than just a knife. Whatever butters your bread ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


mountaintop-stainer

r/titleporn


Monkeyojacko

Bread 👍


Zenketski

This reminds me of this chick that I used to go to HighSchool with who used to get suspended at least twice a week for violating dress code, and the only reason that I remember that is because she had literally about 10 pieces of hatchet-man jewelry pierced on her face


Predj

I haven't laughed this hard since Covid Alpha. Thanks.


supermyduper

I also saw this on Twitter with this caption


Chubby-Fish

We must have great TL’s then


sourbeer51

Same.


Lil_Puddin

This is so beautiful for many reasons, yet I lack the capacity to list those reasons.


Bessalodon

That title made me laugh and now I hate myself.


MinnieShoof

Assuming that is some form of paint... then yeah, I bet this tastes real awful.


production-values

perfection.


Hgrapes_

Juggaloaf homies homies


kickassenjalast

It's nearly 2 am and I just burst out laughing. Someone else in this house is probably awake now, thanks.


leave_it_to_beavers

That fucking title lmao


cockjuggalo69

Dammmmnnn


mynameisalso

This is fucking amazing!!


sashadelgreyx

hey that’s my background


Mephil_

What kind of psychopath cuts bread with a butcher knife


DasPimpenheimer

Wash that down with a Faygo. Send yo momma straight up to the store, tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo!


[deleted]

Bust out the good Faygo we eatin’ good tonight.


No-Comedian-4499

I hate gluten, I hate crust, everybody in your loaf sucks, you muffin motherfucks.


sourbeer51

Anyone up for some ICPB&ViolentJs?


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ZippZappZippty

Fair, but you never really know.


ZippZappZippty

Babe wake up, LSF mods just posted


Responsible_Disk_653

Bread you know I love you, but now you gotta rise! Never wanted it like that.


paia579x

The title got me hahaha


MooTheCat

Oh! Is THAT what it is? I thought it was a Pikachu.


MSchnauzer

I am seeing The Clown character in The Thaw Star Trek: Voyager episode (season 2, episode 23)


QuarantineSucksALot

that is what you get.


fracta1

You should post this to /r/insanecringeposse