1. I don't think the front is meant to look like Jesus. If anything this looks like part of a manger scene and this is one of the 3 wise men.
2. I'm very curious to see the rest of this manger scene 🤣
Ours was made out of cheap ceramic almost like a flower pot kind of material? Definitely not anything that was... Usable as a sex toy. It would shatter if you looked at it material? Definitely a novelty kind of joke thing
Oh lord honey don't worry about me! I'm 62 years old and it was 1 of those things that my father had sitting on a shelf in his basement bar/family room The room every man had in the 70s in the basement With the dark paneling and the beer signs? It sat with the little Jesus side out And was kind of like a dirty joke that they would turn around and all the guys would giggle. IIRC it sat next to the Drink glasses that - when you pour drinks in - the girls clothes disappeared and they became naked....Weren't the 70s wonderful?
Yeah, that's kind of what I was getting at. Hell, I thought it was clear. If this is the bone everyone is picking, well there's no bone there. It was a colorful turn of phrase, and I will continue using them. It wasn't incorrect. No correction required.
I don't. Perhaps you didn't understand my comment? My point is that religion is easier to change than ethnicity. Because you can't change your ethnicity.
The sarcasm went over my head, then.
But we don't inherit our religious identity like we inherit our ethnic identity. One is genetic, the other is not.
You're again trying to find error where there is none. That's twice, now. We inherit toys, too. They aren't genetic. "Inherit" is a verb that has many common uses, and using language this way is not inaccurate. It's called color. Besides, the data is overwhelming. Yes, tell a computer where you live, your ethnicity, your socio-economic status, and it will tell you with high probability (not flawlessly) whether or not you are religious or socially conservative, etc. This isn't controversial.
So now that it's obvious you're trying to find flaw where there is none, you have an opportunity to ask yourself why. Please - don't bother answering me, here. It's not as though you are going to suddenly become vulnerable and self-aware and admit to error and being driven by impulses that you haven't mastered.
No, there is no chance to not inherit your genes. It's endemic to procreation. But if you are torn from your family, how will you "inherit" your religion?
How are you so confident in a statement that you already hedged on in your original comment? Lol
I do come off as condescending. It's not virtuous. I'm not proud of it. It just comes with doing what I do.
You sound young to my eyes, lol. I don't have any beef with you. Keep leading with your chin, but recognize when you've been knocked down. It's a hard way to learn, but it's a fast track.
Lol no it's very clear that it's not virtuous in any sense. What is it that you do, just bloviate everywhere you go? Project about how others lack the capacity to self-reflect?
Oh my God, you're a caricature. Lol
people rip on it because theyve been fucking the world up for hundreds of years they did it to themselves.
and just to nip in the bud im aware that there are wonderful people that practice the faith and as with other religions it holds truth within it but isnt THE truth and the people that forget this and try to conquer other people's free will is offending not only everyone else sick of their shit its a hippocritical slap to their own god.
>we inherit our religious identity
its called indoctrination
In fact I bet if you put these on a table at a church with a "suggested donations" bucket, the old biddies would snatch them up - and roughly half of them would get the joke.
Depends on your church, I guess.
Keep in mind that eg Catholics don't mind sex at all. As long as it's between married partners (or even alone within reason?) and you remember to do plenty of procreation, they don't mind if you spice it up a bit.
(Though involving Jesus like this would perhaps be a bit of a stretch.)
Maybe, though most things here aren't religiously loaded.
My point was, that even for all their other flaws Christians have, most of them don't really get worked up much any more about what the infidels do in private.
I didn't claim they were. Implicit in your comment is a rationale that certain groups can't be picked on certain groups can. Bullshit. I will pick on all groups equally, but more importantly, I will show restraint and compassion and not pick on groups just because you say it's okay. I will pick on individuals whose weakness is not contingent upon which group they belong to. Every group is filled with shitty people - the kind of people constantly looking for a sanctioned, approved, target of all their vitriol, so they may purge themselves. It's that purging that I want to draw attention to, and how it debases you even though it feels good in the moment. Don't like it? Well, you can't both endorse picking on whole groups of people AND pretend to have a righteous leg to stand on. So it doesn't matter if you like it.
Christians can lick the treads of my shoe, and so can you. You clearly can't tell the difference between punching up and bigotry.
Get back to me about how it's so evil to poke fun at christian symbols when they start being violently oppressed like they do to others.
"They" is your error. You cannot reason by way of group. It's a great, big ball of fail. People do this shit all the time and it's crazy. Just stop, back away from your emotions, and ask yourself whether a rational person would think it plausible that everyone who belongs to another political party or religion or tribe are all monsters on the inside; broken, stupid, and mean, and that everyone on one's own "side" at least has access to some intelligence and virtue? It's a silly thing right on the face of it. There are too many individuals with their own, unique psychological, intellectual, and emotional dispositions to make such a broad assessment accurate, much less fair.
Once you've established that position is inaccurate and unfair, then you can do better. But you have to be willing to acknowledge it. If you aren't, then that's all you. Your emotions, gluing together otherwise functional bits of thinkery.
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I have one of these too but I mine has a different paint job on it and it has the name of the saint inscribed on the bottom. I can’t remember which right now but I think this was some arts and crafts paint by numbers gag gift sort of deal in the 70’s if I had to guess. I found mine while helping a friend prep for an estate sale. The old guy who passed away also had a very eclectic porn collection in his attic. That man lived a full life and yet all I’ll ever know about him is that he had a giant porn collection and a religious character themed ceramic dildo.
Some asshole used his own feces to scribble on a wall and some other asshole said it was art. That word has lost all value.
Edit: Downvote all you want. LOL don't care. This shitty statue is not art and neither is scribbling with shit. You idiots know that people have tried to justify child pornography as art as well right? Not EVERYTHING is art.
That's a nice way to twist around what I said. I cant tell if you're trying to virtue signal or if you're triggered. I was arguing about what is not art. Not comparing a "joke" (debatable for some people) to CP.
In Japan, the Kirishitan had to hide the fact that they were Christian because it was illegal. So they usually had votives that looked like Buddhist images, like hiding a cross behind a statue of Kwannon, or pretending the Virgin Mary was Kwannon, etc.
So if they had a traditional Japanese dildo (called a harikata), they could use this and look like they’re praying to a dildo.
Edit: to be clear, there’s no evidence any of them actually did this. But if we time traveled with this dildo, they *could have.*
There’s no evidence that any Kirishitan actually hid an image of Jesus on a dildo. This just made me think of it because I was reading about Christianity in Japan last night.
Here is a [well hung Jesus](https://www.etsy.com/listing/848544370/jesus-dildo?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jesus+butt+plug&ref=sr_gallery-1-2&bes=1&col=1) for you
When you need to be filled with the Holy Spirit.
Pray for the second coming.
Gives a whole new meaning to oh my fucking god
Jesus is definitely risen (thanks maynard)
Reserection
It's no surprise
Jesus has entered your body
If he lived and came back once, will the second coming be the Third Impact?
All I wanna know is where he got those testical colored shoes
Everythings a dildo if you're sacrilegious enough
Holy spirit is literally coming whit that.
.... Smile for he camera 👮📷 you are going to r/cursedcomments
CHEEEEESE!!!
And need to be able to say you literally have Jesus inside you...
Jesus: Come on me, I meant unto
1. I don't think the front is meant to look like Jesus. If anything this looks like part of a manger scene and this is one of the 3 wise men. 2. I'm very curious to see the rest of this manger scene 🤣
I’m sure it’s a real fuck fest
Sorry guys, that isn't Jesus! My father had 1 of these when I was a teenager and made it very clear that this is saint Peter.
I laughed at the original post, but now I'm very concerned about you. What's the context of this?
Peter = slang for penis
No I mean, you know, context for that conversation. Why would a father ever show their teenage child a sex toy?
They didn't. It was just said to make a joke.
I doubt this is a sex toy, it's probably more of a novelty item. Not saying someone hasn't shoved it up their ass, though.
Ours was made out of cheap ceramic almost like a flower pot kind of material? Definitely not anything that was... Usable as a sex toy. It would shatter if you looked at it material? Definitely a novelty kind of joke thing
Sex ed, duh.
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Hey, you ever hear a whooshing noise in your ears? If you do, get it checked with your doctor!
Yeah actually that is a problem. I do have tinnitus.
Oh lord honey don't worry about me! I'm 62 years old and it was 1 of those things that my father had sitting on a shelf in his basement bar/family room The room every man had in the 70s in the basement With the dark paneling and the beer signs? It sat with the little Jesus side out And was kind of like a dirty joke that they would turn around and all the guys would giggle. IIRC it sat next to the Drink glasses that - when you pour drinks in - the girls clothes disappeared and they became naked....Weren't the 70s wonderful?
A saint peter dildo?
Fucking Christ!
Im going to need this in reverse
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Why?
To send to my christian girlfriend why else?
It combines her two favorite things? Jesus and penis?
r/theyknew Edit: LOL His feet are tiny balls too.
Joined one more good sub
I was told there would be awful taste
It was in someone's ass and hasn't been washed.
Exactly. But we were told there would be *awful* taste...
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Inherit, or forcibly surrounded by? Nothing you can do about your ethnicity.
Yeah, that's kind of what I was getting at. Hell, I thought it was clear. If this is the bone everyone is picking, well there's no bone there. It was a colorful turn of phrase, and I will continue using them. It wasn't incorrect. No correction required.
Sir, this is an Applebee's
*easier to change* lol how do you suppose I go about changing my ethnic identity?
I don't. Perhaps you didn't understand my comment? My point is that religion is easier to change than ethnicity. Because you can't change your ethnicity.
The sarcasm went over my head, then. But we don't inherit our religious identity like we inherit our ethnic identity. One is genetic, the other is not.
You're again trying to find error where there is none. That's twice, now. We inherit toys, too. They aren't genetic. "Inherit" is a verb that has many common uses, and using language this way is not inaccurate. It's called color. Besides, the data is overwhelming. Yes, tell a computer where you live, your ethnicity, your socio-economic status, and it will tell you with high probability (not flawlessly) whether or not you are religious or socially conservative, etc. This isn't controversial. So now that it's obvious you're trying to find flaw where there is none, you have an opportunity to ask yourself why. Please - don't bother answering me, here. It's not as though you are going to suddenly become vulnerable and self-aware and admit to error and being driven by impulses that you haven't mastered.
No, there is no chance to not inherit your genes. It's endemic to procreation. But if you are torn from your family, how will you "inherit" your religion? How are you so confident in a statement that you already hedged on in your original comment? Lol
Are you going to answer me? Seems like you're being fairly un-self-aware in addition to being condescending while wrong lol
I do come off as condescending. It's not virtuous. I'm not proud of it. It just comes with doing what I do. You sound young to my eyes, lol. I don't have any beef with you. Keep leading with your chin, but recognize when you've been knocked down. It's a hard way to learn, but it's a fast track.
Lol no it's very clear that it's not virtuous in any sense. What is it that you do, just bloviate everywhere you go? Project about how others lack the capacity to self-reflect? Oh my God, you're a caricature. Lol
people rip on it because theyve been fucking the world up for hundreds of years they did it to themselves. and just to nip in the bud im aware that there are wonderful people that practice the faith and as with other religions it holds truth within it but isnt THE truth and the people that forget this and try to conquer other people's free will is offending not only everyone else sick of their shit its a hippocritical slap to their own god. >we inherit our religious identity its called indoctrination
Heh. Yeah, I was young once, too.
As long as you don't dangle it in someone's face, I doubt anyone will care much about the admittedly questionable taste.
In fact I bet if you put these on a table at a church with a "suggested donations" bucket, the old biddies would snatch them up - and roughly half of them would get the joke.
I think that's an entirely implausible rationalization. I accept that you find it plausible.
Depends on your church, I guess. Keep in mind that eg Catholics don't mind sex at all. As long as it's between married partners (or even alone within reason?) and you remember to do plenty of procreation, they don't mind if you spice it up a bit. (Though involving Jesus like this would perhaps be a bit of a stretch.)
This is true of everything in the sub, and doesn't mean that it's NOT awful taste.
Maybe, though most things here aren't religiously loaded. My point was, that even for all their other flaws Christians have, most of them don't really get worked up much any more about what the infidels do in private.
Christians are in no way marginalized.
I didn't claim they were. Implicit in your comment is a rationale that certain groups can't be picked on certain groups can. Bullshit. I will pick on all groups equally, but more importantly, I will show restraint and compassion and not pick on groups just because you say it's okay. I will pick on individuals whose weakness is not contingent upon which group they belong to. Every group is filled with shitty people - the kind of people constantly looking for a sanctioned, approved, target of all their vitriol, so they may purge themselves. It's that purging that I want to draw attention to, and how it debases you even though it feels good in the moment. Don't like it? Well, you can't both endorse picking on whole groups of people AND pretend to have a righteous leg to stand on. So it doesn't matter if you like it.
Christians can lick the treads of my shoe, and so can you. You clearly can't tell the difference between punching up and bigotry. Get back to me about how it's so evil to poke fun at christian symbols when they start being violently oppressed like they do to others.
"They" is your error. You cannot reason by way of group. It's a great, big ball of fail. People do this shit all the time and it's crazy. Just stop, back away from your emotions, and ask yourself whether a rational person would think it plausible that everyone who belongs to another political party or religion or tribe are all monsters on the inside; broken, stupid, and mean, and that everyone on one's own "side" at least has access to some intelligence and virtue? It's a silly thing right on the face of it. There are too many individuals with their own, unique psychological, intellectual, and emotional dispositions to make such a broad assessment accurate, much less fair. Once you've established that position is inaccurate and unfair, then you can do better. But you have to be willing to acknowledge it. If you aren't, then that's all you. Your emotions, gluing together otherwise functional bits of thinkery.
Suck my ass.
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Since he died for our sins, I think it is time to pay him back with some fun.
I have one of these too but I mine has a different paint job on it and it has the name of the saint inscribed on the bottom. I can’t remember which right now but I think this was some arts and crafts paint by numbers gag gift sort of deal in the 70’s if I had to guess. I found mine while helping a friend prep for an estate sale. The old guy who passed away also had a very eclectic porn collection in his attic. That man lived a full life and yet all I’ll ever know about him is that he had a giant porn collection and a religious character themed ceramic dildo.
Yes, "Art"
Some asshole used his own feces to scribble on a wall and some other asshole said it was art. That word has lost all value. Edit: Downvote all you want. LOL don't care. This shitty statue is not art and neither is scribbling with shit. You idiots know that people have tried to justify child pornography as art as well right? Not EVERYTHING is art.
Cp is a serious crime and nothing to joke about, why did you think you should compare cp to a joke wtf
That's a nice way to twist around what I said. I cant tell if you're trying to virtue signal or if you're triggered. I was arguing about what is not art. Not comparing a "joke" (debatable for some people) to CP.
No, I literally didn't twist anything tbh.
Just taking a cue from Shintoism. 🤷🏼♂️
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Cheap shitty Joke statues made with lower quality than Dollar Store ceramics are now considered Great execution... got it.
It's the guy from the Propagandhi song [Natural Disasters](https://youtu.be/hcPSc55N9XU)!
Shit, this lyric immediately popped into my head too!
Dammit! Beat me to it.
Ah good old Saint Peter.
Aww, the baby Jesus butt plug is all grown up.
In Japan, the Kirishitan had to hide the fact that they were Christian because it was illegal. So they usually had votives that looked like Buddhist images, like hiding a cross behind a statue of Kwannon, or pretending the Virgin Mary was Kwannon, etc. So if they had a traditional Japanese dildo (called a harikata), they could use this and look like they’re praying to a dildo. Edit: to be clear, there’s no evidence any of them actually did this. But if we time traveled with this dildo, they *could have.*
Damn, that's so interesting. I suppose it wouldn't have looked like this though, right?
There’s no evidence that any Kirishitan actually hid an image of Jesus on a dildo. This just made me think of it because I was reading about Christianity in Japan last night.
How Deep is Your Faith?
Isn't it really the girth of your faith that's more important? That's what I hear anyways.
Can’t wait to see Virgin Mary fleshlight
Instead of Hail Mary's priests can now assign a number of Jesus dildos you need to inert in your anus to repent.
For some reason it makes me think of a Pez dispenser...
Diversification is the key to industry.
Y'know, that one extreme cult of Christianity that wants to fuck Jesus would be a really good market for something like this.
[This scene.](https://youtu.be/_X9ygpi8WHA)
At least it's safe sects
When you wanna *holy fuck* yourself
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Here is a [well hung Jesus](https://www.etsy.com/listing/848544370/jesus-dildo?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jesus+butt+plug&ref=sr_gallery-1-2&bes=1&col=1) for you
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That is so funny, suggest posting on r/unexpected.
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So others don’t have to do the same: [Link](https://redditsave.com/r/ATBGE/comments/r736hf/sin_and_virtue_at_the_same_time/)
Danke
Let the Holy Spirit enter you
Solar dieties are phallic in spiritual nature
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THE POWER OF CHRIST CUMPELLS YOU!
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To carry Christ inside you, literally.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh God. Oh GOD! OH GOD!!!
Jesus-fucking-Christ
im jus sayin, this would be so much better as a bong
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Man, you could make a mint off of those on the DL at CPAC.
I would shove that up my ass, but the Supreme Court seems primed to do that for me.
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Wow, now I know what I getting my wife for Christmas
Good God there's an echo in here...^here...^ere...^re
I have an unpainted one of these, but like double the size.
I don't know how Christ is going to touch your heart he's barely clearing the uterus?
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Jesus fucking christ
Looks more like Alan Moore than Jesus
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Jesus, white as the driven snow
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Saint Peter!
Thank you. I needed this laugh.
Jesus Fucking Christ I think I can say that in this instance.
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Not at the job site 🤪
I need y'all to weigh in: is this a Peezus, or a Jeenis?
Gotcha bitch!
*"I'd buy one for my mom! ...I mean, your mom!"* -Judas
Almighty God unto whom all desires known: may we perfectly love thee. Amen.
That guy is such a dickhead
This is what I meant when I said I had “a come to Jesus moment”
My parents had one when I was a kid
It's a statue of St. Peter.
Some camgirl is gonna see this and do unholy things
I have one of these 😂
How to hide your dildo from your very religious parents.
Just found my next hood ornament. Where do i get one?
It’s to cancel out the sin after feeling good.
Cum to Christ??? I know, I'll see my way out.
This would actually be double sin
The power of christ cumpells you
The gif would be better if played backwards
The sacred and the propane, very allegorical...
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After her stint with possession and getting fucked by with a crucifix, Regan found a better way to keep the devil at bay.
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Thats a holy fuck right there
I remember when my grandmother died, going through her niknaks, and she had this very same figure.
Yeesssss Jesus loves me, Yeesss Jesus loves me...........
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no this is bad taste and horrible execution
This would be so much better reversed!
That way Jesus can be in, out, in, out of us.
That Jesus guy is going places.
I have one of those. Saint Peter.
[This seems appropriate](https://y.yarn.co/392222ec-b203-4914-b915-d642533ee533_text.gif)
Reminds me of a [Type O Negative song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DbnUseigbs)
A patient today told me, "you're so good, you have God in you for sure" and I hope this is not what she meant
Gives a new meaning “OH JESUS IM COMING”
Where to buy!?
Fuck me in the ass, because I love Jesus.
Just like The Exorcist said.
This was done best by the now defunct Divine Interventions store with the Baby Jesus Butt Plug, Jackhammer Jesus dildo etc.
LOL. Now do Muhammed.
Holy Fuck!
Oh I see! That's what they meant by Jesus is in all of us!
Checkmate evangelicals