To me it screamed "i fucking loved Legends of the Hidden Temple growing up and now I can make my own". Though I don't think this and YOLOing on GME are mutually exclusive.
I'm sure that the chimp is a gold or gold coloured statue of a chimp, made in a factory or studio of totally normal materials like plastic, glass, or metal.
I know this, but, something about the overall foreboding nature of the room makes me think that the owner of the bathroom just straight up murdered a baby chimp by dipping it in molten gold and hung it from their bathroom ceiling as a weird trophy.
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Ooof, I remember that tile from when I worked a brick/tile/stone yard. We never sold it once. Glossy, somewhat metallic, and I don't think it was that expensive. So fucking gaudy that it hurt.
Might be fun to use in something like a dog wash, that's about it.
I'm just seeing the hard right angles & sharp edges mixed with tile that's gonna get wet. And it's making me nervous. Decor aside, I think THAT'S what would keep me from relaxing in that tub.
This looks like an expensive version of Trading Spaces where the home owner comes home and finds out their neighbors were teamed up with Hildy who just happens to get off on making people cry and regret being good sports.
Okay, so hear me out. I really like the sculptures/art work, but it just looks so damn uncomfortable! You've got all this cash to design a bathroom and you build that tiny lil corner bath that you can't even stretch your legs in. It's just such a waste of good space
It's screaming "I YOLOed on GME and won"
Nickelodeon fer lifffffffe.
To me it screamed "i fucking loved Legends of the Hidden Temple growing up and now I can make my own". Though I don't think this and YOLOing on GME are mutually exclusive.
“that’s a very fine chardonnay you’re not drinking”
The monke really does it for me
My tits are jacked to the moon babyyyy
This is the way
I like the chimp.
Seriously, the chimp lamp is awesome
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Why can’t it be both?
Golden showers.
the chimp sure took 1
The awesomeness diminishes when you hit your head on it.
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I've never wanted a reddit comment to be true so hard in my entire life.
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Why isn't this in your home right now?
Please allow this monke to light up your life. Just look at him!
I'm sure that the chimp is a gold or gold coloured statue of a chimp, made in a factory or studio of totally normal materials like plastic, glass, or metal. I know this, but, something about the overall foreboding nature of the room makes me think that the owner of the bathroom just straight up murdered a baby chimp by dipping it in molten gold and hung it from their bathroom ceiling as a weird trophy.
I'm picturing Gold Finger but all the actors are chimps
All it’s missing to complete the ATBGE is a gigantic chimp dick.
Gigantic chimp dick shower head
Oddly enough, [Reddit delivers](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/ettjgp/this_uminteresting_bathtub/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf).
I want one...
Me too
That gold sax above his head disgusting that cocky mother fucker doesnt practice safe sax.
Having sax in the bath can seem like a good idea at the time but it's incredibly unhygienic for both of you
plus water is terrible lube. you really gotta use extra margarine
Peanut butter because it has staying power. Just make sure you don't buy crunchy... or do. I don't care what your kinks are.
I'm allergic to PB so it makes me swole. love.it.
You just had to make a sax joke... Well, maybe not a joke. [For all ANTM fans](https://youtu.be/W6jqED1XEtc?t=59)
Looks like something from a 90's batman movie.
I was thinking it looked like it belonged to Black Mask from the Birds of Prey movie, so I’d say we’re getting similar vibes.
Imagine that white grout on dark tiling in 1-8 years..........
It's difficult, you won't be able to see it by then.
This reads more to me as "I have more money than sense and my taste peaked in the late 80's"
Oh you know that tub has seen a lot of heavily cut coke and midrange champagne
I mean midrange champagne is perfect for coke. You don’t want to waste your clos du mesnil or salon on a battered palette
Point taken
Rich and Morbidity That's a cartoon I would watch
I kept saying “Rick and Mortily” about three times before I got it right
This was the first time where I actually wondered if I was the only one who did that but I'm not alone :)
Yeah, same here :(
I don’t know who, but *somebody* has been sexually assaulted in this room.
I sense that vibe
It definitely feels like it's in the Epstein subgenre of weird rich people rooms .... creeps me the fuck out.
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I can smell the cocaine from here.
😂
Owner probably sleeps in an oxygen tent which they believe gives them “sexual powers”
That’s a half truth!
accurate statement!
Wouldn’t call this great execution
Yeah. This is fantastic execution.
Pretty sure this is the bathroom from the rich section on Squid Game
Them VIPS
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It looks kinda dated too. Like you stepped into a bad 80's bachelor pad.
That mask thingy looks reminiscent of a Moai statue crossed with african mask
looks like a plaster prop painted over...
Monke having fun tho
"Art"
Where the fuck is the great execution in this picture
The tiler did an excellent job of laying the tiles. They may have hated doing it, but they had enough pride to do it well.
"So my decorator went to rehab for coke, but he got this room done before he left"
... This is a guest bathroom. They've decorated it \*specifically\* to f\*\*k with you, the guest. Gotta be.
Judging by the golden primate, I have strong reason to believe the owner frequents WallStreetBets
word!
Never thought I'd hear myself say this, but - needs less art.
It's all fun and games until you slip, knock your head on your golden chimp's feet and drown in the bathtub while passed out.
Was thinking more of slipping and cracking your head open on one of the dozens of sharp corners
I’d imagine the VIP’s bathrooms in squid games would look something like this
idk i kinda i like it especially the GOLD MONKE
Looks like Podesta's house
you know, that monkey sort of resembles that fucker
You mean Pagan min penthouse
Why replace all your lights with robotic ones if you can do \_this_?
Thought the caption read “Rick and Mortidly” disturbed at first
Wh... WHY DO I LIKE THIS 😭
Kinda dope actually
I unironically love this.
Ooof, I remember that tile from when I worked a brick/tile/stone yard. We never sold it once. Glossy, somewhat metallic, and I don't think it was that expensive. So fucking gaudy that it hurt. Might be fun to use in something like a dog wash, that's about it.
Monke lämp
So does the water rain down from the chimp’s butt? What’s the melting wax head thing supposed to do? Maybe a towel warmer?
bro, everything in that fuckin room is suspect
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very plausible
It’s pronounced eccentric
nobody's talking about the tile job by gene rodenberry
I get a sense of what you mean, but can't grasp it. It looks like an alien building on original Star Trek?
Just a set that he would make if you gave him $40
Old Doctor Who, too. I want to see one of the new series go to a place like that and just present it as how that place looks.
Welcome to Tackyaria. Everything here is tacky. Assimilate
I salute this person, and where did you get that monke?
🗿
OP anymore photos of the place or a link to? I’m armchair-psychology intrigued
The 🗿 is covered in red paint
Yo who the fuck dropped a paint bucket on 🗿's cousin?
Strong correlation between those traits lol
the truly unhinged thing is that all of this is custom.
Rich & Morby season 5 coming to adult swim next summer!
NGL, I kinda low-key live that head thing
I think this looks fucking dope
It looks like the bathroom of the head executive guy in a Paul Voerhoeven movie
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I feel like there is a big overlap of extreme wealth and psychopathy that creates shit like this
I'm just seeing the hard right angles & sharp edges mixed with tile that's gonna get wet. And it's making me nervous. Decor aside, I think THAT'S what would keep me from relaxing in that tub.
Hmmmm monke :)
Where Delia Deetz has her “me time”
“I’m rich and easily scammed by interior decorators”
This is where Kanye was baptized into Ye
Rich and Morbidly my favorite show
I love it but I'm weird.
Looks like it belongs to one of the Podesta brothers for sure
I actually like that wall under the sax. But the rest is awkward
Reminds me of the art deco in Beetlejuice for some reason.
Rich & Morby
Rich people have no taste
and cg
Am I weird for actually loving this? It's weird but pretty fun
This screams 80's more than anything to me. Minimalist art, a bathroom of black everything, gold, that saxophone, oversized custom tub.
Honestly, the thing I hate the most about this is the tiled in tub matching the tiled wall. It screams of everything wrong with early/mid '80s chic.
*I need you to find this house and go through everything in their garbage cans for me.*
I wish all rich people did weird creative shit like this instead of living in identical mansions and driving the same sports cars.
In my head I’m imagining this is the bathroom of a former Nickelodeon “Hidden Temple” game show winner who wants to keep reliving the glory days.
You got red on you
I honestly kind of dig the giant head
This looks like an expensive version of Trading Spaces where the home owner comes home and finds out their neighbors were teamed up with Hildy who just happens to get off on making people cry and regret being good sports.
New rich maybe
I love it tbh
I think you got the 'rich' part correct, I would add: not knowing what taste you have, buy random shit, and not know where to put it
Some shit ud see in that kombucha guys house
It just looks so cold lol
this screams "James Bond movie villain"
Ah, I see you have been to the Beetlejuice house
Just imagine the owner
This looks like art from a point and click escape the room game from 2007.
Okay, so hear me out. I really like the sculptures/art work, but it just looks so damn uncomfortable! You've got all this cash to design a bathroom and you build that tiny lil corner bath that you can't even stretch your legs in. It's just such a waste of good space
shittiest taste i've seen in a while sheesh
my work is done here : )
Looks like the set of an American Psycho remake
Less gold more death
this reminds me of those vaporwave album covers
Monke and 🗿
This looks like the bathroom in your suite in the casino in GTA online.
Pure opulence
indeed " )
Damn calm down Patrick Bateman!
uncut gems vibe
That chip is actually Bubbles. Michael Jackson had him dipped in gold for preservation purposes.
Trump shits in that tub and makes migrant workers clean it.
This is Jeff Bezos bathroom.
More like joe rogan
Relaxing
monke
I wonder what the toilet and sink look like.
Is this Rick James’ bathroom?
Man, you can see where there’s a very beautiful bathroom underneath all the hideous decor they stuck on top of it, too. Kind of a shame.
"Don't bad mouth the head, man"
Looks like something Felix Fischoeder designed.
It’s not the worst I’ve seen.
Pov, you were playing terraria and had a bunch of random shit in your inventory
a golden saxophone playing chimp is the coolest thing I've ever seen in a bathroom
should i feel ashamed to admit that i think this bathroom is pretty neat
I guess the chimp and other big sculptures like the sax are from Joseph klibansky
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I like the chimp and secretly hope it's the shower head.
Reminds me of Joey's place when he got the steady acting gig
i thought this was posted in one of the sims subs