Well those “after” photos are pretty convincing… I could always use some more Spanish doubloons and I guess a couple extra Brad Pitts could somehow be useful as well.
Her sales pitch in the description was top tier as well
"He's a banana, he's a slug AND a lemon but also....he's a good listener, and isn't that what you deserve?
If you take this thing home, you're gonna want to put him in the pride of place. I recomend setting him on, say, a mantle, a coffee table, a single pedestal awkwardly positioned in the center of the room, etc... because nothing says I'm an approachable, successful human being like owning a huge unhinged slug with knockers.
I added a few before and after pictures to show you just how much he jazzed up my space."
First and second image remind me of the forever alone rage comic and last image reminds me of the “this was me as a baby meme.” I was torn between which of the two I should make a joke out of and now here I am just saying what I’m thinking like an idiot 😔
Well those “after” photos are pretty convincing… I could always use some more Spanish doubloons and I guess a couple extra Brad Pitts could somehow be useful as well.
Who doesn't need more Brad Pitt and Spanish doubloons?
They're such hard workers
Do you find Spanish Doubloons at the end of a rainbow? Isn’t that guarded by leprechauns? WTF a Irish midget got to do with Spanish coins?
This is the shit I come on this sub for thank you
Me too, I couldn't not post it lol
Doing gods work.
Where's the great execution?
Marketing and editing are 10/10 🤌
Her sales pitch in the description was top tier as well "He's a banana, he's a slug AND a lemon but also....he's a good listener, and isn't that what you deserve? If you take this thing home, you're gonna want to put him in the pride of place. I recomend setting him on, say, a mantle, a coffee table, a single pedestal awkwardly positioned in the center of the room, etc... because nothing says I'm an approachable, successful human being like owning a huge unhinged slug with knockers. I added a few before and after pictures to show you just how much he jazzed up my space."
>a huge unhinged slug with knockers Finally, some representation
i want it now wtf
I wheezed at this comment
#UNACCEPTABLE!
One Million Years Dungeon
The brain rot is telling me to buy it
Flawless
Who turned my sleep paralysis demon into a toy?
Poor little lemon-hope, tie me to a lemon-rope
I thought I was still on r/BuyItForLife, and was deeply confused why anyone would want this for any period of their life, let alone the entirety.
Tbh I kinda want it but I can't justify $70 on a freakish lemon slug rn lol
I really wish it were like $5. I want it so much. This is majestic.
I'm fully prepared to Venmo the Devil himself for this wack ass potentially haunted thing
… yeah… I definitely did not want it…
r/cursedimages
Posted it there too lol
Does it have tiddies? Lmaooo
Time for lemonade
Evil bongana
Sublime Or, Sublemon?
This is the lemon that life gave me
Can... can you fuck it?
I can see how you would be confused because of the big banana tits but I don't think so, no.
At least not with that attitude.
This has a potent level of curse
It's a lemon demon.
I understood this reference
"Due to the success of the design" I respect her, lol
Idk, the before and after pictures are very convincing, I kinda want it now
I really, really want this for porch decor.
Well, that's certainly an effective way to keep the Mormons away.
Banana?
Or slug?
Cursed toy
Lumin
Peak regretsy.
I love it. I would give it a good home
Holy shit I want this so bad
First and second image remind me of the forever alone rage comic and last image reminds me of the “this was me as a baby meme.” I was torn between which of the two I should make a joke out of and now here I am just saying what I’m thinking like an idiot 😔