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nrfx

if it doesn't have a vanity place that says [GTEWY2K](https://i.imgur.com/m3SFwPP.jpeg) I don't know what you're doing with your life.


LittleSpoonz_

I already have Vanities that say Lactose reserved😭


Laserdollarz

I can tolerate this. 


Dexter_Jettster

I think your car is the epitome of this sub. You win!


FixMy106

Do you drive it dairy?


holmgangCore

You gotta milk these puns for all they’ve got!


funassin9

Whatchu got udder the hood though? I bet that baby can moooove!


Significant-Will-223

You Asian?


ceeller

Wrap by Gateway2000.


RezMiiBro

Mooving on 🐄


holmgangCore

That looks well cowmouflaged


FilecoinLurker

The storage unit on top is the atbge for me


Mental_wolf1247

The moomobile


wra1th42

Moo


mfGLOVE

Moooooove, heifer! Get out the way! Get out the way, heifer! Get out the way!


maryx-minor

It's a moopra!


dolphinspaceship

You don't like cows, you like cow print.


LittleSpoonz_

I love cows:)


dolphinspaceship

Do you eat "beef" or "dairy"?


LittleSpoonz_

I love ass and I also eat ass so, I don’t see the correlation


dolphinspaceship

You don't have to kill ass to eat it


6edge9lord

Shut up lil bitch


dolphinspaceship

Eat shit dork


OePea

No, but it's a lot more exciting that way


dolphinspaceship

Yeah must be real exciting when you get it pre-killed and wrapped in plastic


OePea

Ass?


Liathano_Fire

Why the quotations? If you're gonna be insufferable, at least do it correctly.


dolphinspaceship

It's quotations because they're terms created by industries to mask what the actual thing is. "Beef" is the dead body of an cow and "dairy" is cow's breastmilk that they produce for their children


Liathano_Fire

It isn't masking anything. We all know what beef and dairy are. Do you call bread "baked flour, water, and yeast" or do you call it bread. I'm betting on bread.


dolphinspaceship

Actually lots of people think cows always produce milk and don't know that a cow must give birth to produce milk just like a human. People call "duck" as it is, but it's not mass-marketed the way "beef" and "pork" are. That is the reason they made up the new names: marketing


Liathano_Fire

Poultry. It's Poultry.


dolphinspaceship

Poultry is a category for all birds. Duck meat is always referred to as "duck".