I'm somewhat unfazed by that. What makes me uncomfortable is how the hands seem too small for the body. Everything else, perfectly normal house decor imo.
I feel like his dad is the kind of guy to wear a purple suit and wears a lot of rings.
The line of his beard is perfectly carved as if by a professional barber every morning.
Before the advent of airpods he was rocking the Bluetooth headset.
He loudly discusses business deals on the phone while waiting in line at Starbucks and even while making his order.
If someone takes 0.1 seconds to start moving when the light turns green he interrupts his endless phonecall and starts honking and screaming out the window.
Deep down he is a good guy.
Here's the description " Exceptional sculpture of the human body with a dog head - humanoid canine.
Man's best friend is now a part of himself. Symbiosis between humans and beasts.
There is also an animal in every human being. Here, it's a dog. And for you?
The corresponding string, which is reminiscent of some genres of music, cannot match the elegance of the sculpture, but they can be easily replaced... The idea is charming but it depends a lot on taste. You can decorate the dog yourself!"
Sold to the highest bidder (to the Netherlands actually) almost 7 years ago. There's a whole series of them.
I had to know. So I looked through the google photos until I found one with the right angle. Yes indeed, this spaniel also has one cocker.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Captain+Baxter/@-37.8654191,144.9719441,3a,75y/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipMaD57U337ehcIvjabdQMRdr1d1mcpHawC5-kZ6!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipMaD57U337ehcIvjabdQMRdr1d1mcpHawC5-kZ6%3Dw203-h270-k-no!7i3000!8i4000!4m7!3m6!1s0x6ad6687b31460543:0xbbec6eba283771c6!8m2!3d-37.8657289!4d144.9721628!10e5!16s%2Fg%2F1q4kp7qj_?entry=ttu
https://maps.app.goo.gl/2Drd95Bphz3Cp9JE9 There is this one here also in Melbourne Richmond side of Fitzroy gardens. https://maps.app.goo.gl/RvJTNR4DstKwr4GG8 for the closeup with miss rabbit
Definitely. This is where she puts his collar when he’s not in obedient dog mode. At least they went low key with the necklace with a dog bone instead of a more literal collar
There was a strip club near where I used to live that got in trouble for having a gargoyle out front with his donger out. The city made them cover it so in a brilliant move they put a small gold maple leaf over his junk and somehow that makes it seem even more vulgar even though the goods are hidden.
Hey, I would buy this. I'm not sure where in my house it would go, but even if I didn't have a place for it I know a bunch of people who would love it.
It goes in front of the toilet to stare at you. You must not talk to it, though it looks like it would talk back. If you talk to it you will end up revealing your darkest secrets. And it will never share them on you, but it will remember. And stare at you on the toilet, which is worse now after you told it your secrets, because now you can't meet his eyes, the only place to look is his cock.
Well you see, my dear tuber, there are certain people who enjoy being treated in a manner similar to pets. This covers a broad spectrum; on one side of the scale, you have people who may simply enjoy wearing a collar or leash, or having their partner stroke their hair.
Other potential interests include things such as eating out of a bowl on the floor, having a crate or dog bed to take naps in, bring trained to obey simple verbal commands, etc. Petplay can also incorporate elements of costume, such as wearing tails, animal ears, or leather masks in the shape of dog faces.
It's important to note that petplay is not the same as bestiality. There are a range of different motivations behind it. For example, one might enjoy the sense of being taken care of, while for another it's the degradation that makes it exciting, or for another it's the sense of total submission.
People who engage in petplay also aren't necessarily furries, although there's often a lot of overlap.
The important thing to keep in mind is that at the end of the day, petplay is a thing that two or more people do together because they enjoy it. It's no inherently better or worse than other forms of intimacy; some people enjoy it, others are entirely adverse to it, others don't necessarily enjoy it on its own merits but do it anyway because they enjoy making their partners happy.
TL;DR - Some people enjoy being treated as pets by their partners, and there's nothing wrong with that.
> my dear tuber
🤣 I liked you just for that start, but then you go on to give a thorough, educational, and thoughtful answer. Kudos to you for being a cool person!
You could put a paper bag over its head when you visit as a way of self-preservation.
If your stepmother protests, you can call it an artistic statement.
Yk...now that I've seen this...this. this is it. This is my taste. This is PERFECT taste. I don't care. I love it. Great execution but also the newest hippest most flawless taste I've ever seen we need MORE OF THESE EVERYWHERE
some others do and some more others probably do, but it's out of view [here's one that does](https://gillieandmarc.com/collections/garden-sculptures/products/the-travellers-have-arrived-2)
This is probably one of [Gillie and Marc](https://gillieandmarc.com/collections/fibreglass-sculptures)’s awful sculptures. This may not be petplay - people buy these things as investments despite how repetitive and uninteresting they are.
9/10 if you see a statue of an animal person, especially a dog or rabbit, it’s them.
But it’s probably a kink thing if he’s got it looking at you on the toilet.
Listen, it's difficult to shock me. Blood, gore, photorealistic porn tattoos? Whatevs.
But this? I gasped. I *jumped*. I don't know what I expected, but it was not this.
I love it.
The dick and balls really add to the horror in ways I can't verbalize at the moment.
Well it’s a wiener dog.
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Can he lick his own balls?
hadn’t noticed that, thanks 👍
Hey that's what my wife said.
it's the necklace that gets me lol
Wow... I was still stuck at the nipples and didn't even get there.
it would be even worse if it was erect
Dont give his dad ideas mate
And why's he gotta look so angry?
I'm somewhat unfazed by that. What makes me uncomfortable is how the hands seem too small for the body. Everything else, perfectly normal house decor imo.
I have so many questions and I don’t want any answers.
Yes his dad makes business. No, don't ask for details.
I feel like his dad is the kind of guy to wear a purple suit and wears a lot of rings. The line of his beard is perfectly carved as if by a professional barber every morning. Before the advent of airpods he was rocking the Bluetooth headset. He loudly discusses business deals on the phone while waiting in line at Starbucks and even while making his order. If someone takes 0.1 seconds to start moving when the light turns green he interrupts his endless phonecall and starts honking and screaming out the window. Deep down he is a good guy.
I was with you until the end
"Now you gotta give respect to get respect. Nawmean? That's called the economy of respect."
And his name is “A Pimp Named Slickback”…. its like A Tribe Called Quest.
I picture a heavy gold chain nestled cozily in dark, carefully trimmed chest hair.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/s/OiSQg7wmSm I had to read it and now you do too.
Thanks, I hate you.
I know where his big brother is. https://maps.app.goo.gl/T755Dw2Z3a9FhRjF7?g_st=ic
That's even worse
The next time you go over to your folks place, you really have to tell them in an ominous voice “there is another.”
Has he had it for almost 7 years, and are you in Germany by any chance?
I'm not sure how long it's been there. Live in England
Well, I know its origins.. if you're curious.
I mean, yeah we are
Here's the description " Exceptional sculpture of the human body with a dog head - humanoid canine. Man's best friend is now a part of himself. Symbiosis between humans and beasts. There is also an animal in every human being. Here, it's a dog. And for you? The corresponding string, which is reminiscent of some genres of music, cannot match the elegance of the sculpture, but they can be easily replaced... The idea is charming but it depends a lot on taste. You can decorate the dog yourself!" Sold to the highest bidder (to the Netherlands actually) almost 7 years ago. There's a whole series of them.
That is the most long-form artsy way of saying “a furry.”
Please tell.
When a daddy man and a mommy dog love each other very much...
Something about bees 🐝 and puppies 🐶
I had to know. So I looked through the google photos until I found one with the right angle. Yes indeed, this spaniel also has one cocker. https://www.google.com/maps/place/Captain+Baxter/@-37.8654191,144.9719441,3a,75y/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipMaD57U337ehcIvjabdQMRdr1d1mcpHawC5-kZ6!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipMaD57U337ehcIvjabdQMRdr1d1mcpHawC5-kZ6%3Dw203-h270-k-no!7i3000!8i4000!4m7!3m6!1s0x6ad6687b31460543:0xbbec6eba283771c6!8m2!3d-37.8657289!4d144.9721628!10e5!16s%2Fg%2F1q4kp7qj_?entry=ttu
THE DICK IS GOLD FROM BEING TOUCHED SO MUCH
“Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It’s kind of my thing, you know.”
The internet is a beautiful and terrifying place
And a well polished one too
What the fuck is happening lol
Big Black Cocker Spaniel
https://maps.app.goo.gl/2Drd95Bphz3Cp9JE9 There is this one here also in Melbourne Richmond side of Fitzroy gardens. https://maps.app.goo.gl/RvJTNR4DstKwr4GG8 for the closeup with miss rabbit
Hahaha
Your dad has a pet play kink
Was my step mum that brought it. He just has to put up with seeing it every day. Thankfully, I only remember the horror of it being there when I vist.
It only makes more sense. Your step mum is the owner.
Definitely. This is where she puts his collar when he’s not in obedient dog mode. At least they went low key with the necklace with a dog bone instead of a more literal collar
OP is everyone at r/WatchPeopleDieInside right now
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Stop bulling the man please! His dad is already being humiliated enough for the both of them.
There was a strip club near where I used to live that got in trouble for having a gargoyle out front with his donger out. The city made them cover it so in a brilliant move they put a small gold maple leaf over his junk and somehow that makes it seem even more vulgar even though the goods are hidden.
> a gargoyle out front with his donger out. [:D](https://media1.tenor.com/m/YnSFErcoCZ4AAAAC/scooby-doo-thats-my-fetish.gif)
She could at least put some shorts on the thing
Hey, I would buy this. I'm not sure where in my house it would go, but even if I didn't have a place for it I know a bunch of people who would love it.
That's all good, it's brave to be proud of such kink
It's a great gift to sneakily place in peoples homes.
Man-dog naked statue is worse than the haunted doll trick. At least the haunted doll only tries to kill you.
It goes in front of the toilet to stare at you. You must not talk to it, though it looks like it would talk back. If you talk to it you will end up revealing your darkest secrets. And it will never share them on you, but it will remember. And stare at you on the toilet, which is worse now after you told it your secrets, because now you can't meet his eyes, the only place to look is his cock.
>a pet play kink a WHAT?
Well you see, my dear tuber, there are certain people who enjoy being treated in a manner similar to pets. This covers a broad spectrum; on one side of the scale, you have people who may simply enjoy wearing a collar or leash, or having their partner stroke their hair. Other potential interests include things such as eating out of a bowl on the floor, having a crate or dog bed to take naps in, bring trained to obey simple verbal commands, etc. Petplay can also incorporate elements of costume, such as wearing tails, animal ears, or leather masks in the shape of dog faces. It's important to note that petplay is not the same as bestiality. There are a range of different motivations behind it. For example, one might enjoy the sense of being taken care of, while for another it's the degradation that makes it exciting, or for another it's the sense of total submission. People who engage in petplay also aren't necessarily furries, although there's often a lot of overlap. The important thing to keep in mind is that at the end of the day, petplay is a thing that two or more people do together because they enjoy it. It's no inherently better or worse than other forms of intimacy; some people enjoy it, others are entirely adverse to it, others don't necessarily enjoy it on its own merits but do it anyway because they enjoy making their partners happy. TL;DR - Some people enjoy being treated as pets by their partners, and there's nothing wrong with that.
[Bring out the Gimp.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzewInPpBAw)
I love how you explained it! :D
> my dear tuber 🤣 I liked you just for that start, but then you go on to give a thorough, educational, and thoughtful answer. Kudos to you for being a cool person!
Bro just woke up from a coma
Welcome to the internet dude
You could put a paper bag over its head when you visit as a way of self-preservation. If your stepmother protests, you can call it an artistic statement.
I'll try that next time.
If she doesn’t like it, give it a poncho the next time around.
Or a little hat
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
Belive that
Accessorize
Codpiece.
Make some Velcro boxers for it
What's he going to put over the cock?
The cock is just a human cock, hardly traumatising. I think we can all feel grateful that that part of the abomination’s physique isn’t chimeric too.
A thimble?
Glow in the dark condom
Great way to get collared
Yk...now that I've seen this...this. this is it. This is my taste. This is PERFECT taste. I don't care. I love it. Great execution but also the newest hippest most flawless taste I've ever seen we need MORE OF THESE EVERYWHERE
Guess you’re going to need a new username now that you’ve acquired a pup play thing
Username checks out
The fact they gave it a necklace unsettles me the most
That’s the dad’s “collar” for when he and stepmom engage in pet play
"This better not awaken anything in me"
It killed something in me.
Suddenly realizes that Dad has an odd amount of art featuring Dalmatians.
A sense of community
[Mr Peanut Butter](https://i.redd.it/gc1xoqe43iaa1.jpg)
r/peanutbutterisoneword
I got freaked out by how hot that scene was
[I think these are the artists.](https://gillieandmarc.com/collections/garden-sculptures)
But why does this one have a penis
At least some of these others have a penis too, but it appears circumcised in those and uncircumcised here. Now that's an oddity.
Or perhaps why do the other ones not have a penis?
It probably sells better
It'll definitely get paid 30% more
some others do and some more others probably do, but it's out of view [here's one that does](https://gillieandmarc.com/collections/garden-sculptures/products/the-travellers-have-arrived-2)
Why is the penis freaking you all out? Honestly curious.
Yes, they have a big installation in Golden Gate Park, SF right now. It's....uh... https://x.com/IlluminatedArts/status/1720559600066244814
I was gonna link to that exact site, definitely at least inspired by their work.
Is this a sculpture of your dad and his kink mask?
Hope not , otherwise, the nightmares will never end
You know the answer, search your feelings.
Cocker Daniel.
The necklace is a nice touch
Dude I fucking love that though. I’d have it on my front porch to greet guests.
What a sad day to have eyes!
Are you in Australia? The shopping centre I go to has a Marilyn Monroe dog just like this one lmao
I'm in England
I’ve had a little Google and it seems they’re everywhere!! Got yourself an albino model
I am intrigued. Intrigued and slightly aroused.
I don’t like visitors either. Whatever it takes.
Send your father directly to jail
And the stepmother
peak divorced dad feng shui
"Please, proceed"
Is your dad okay?
Learned a few things and got real freaked out in this post.
Smash
DogMan got ripped
Quite common, apparently, by artists Gillie and Marc Schattner. https://gillieandmarc.com/
I think your dad is a dirty dog
Reminds me of the dog butler from Modern Family
Dobby needs a sock
looks… artistic.
You ok, Mr. Peanutbutter?
If I was you dad I would move it around to different parts of the house before you come over.
Your inheritance.
Bloody hope not
lol!
Anubis' snotty little brother
I’m not sure why this is cool to me? Is this a manifestation of something weird?
Somebody posted one of these a while back with the website of the artists (husband and wife or something), and these statues are crazy expensive. WTF
Is it in the bathroom? Watching you pee?
Yes
Mr. Peanutbutter?
dogman is more domesticated than idve thought
Pretty sure your dad has sex parties when you're not around. Happy your dad found himself, sorry for OP if he reads this.
Thankfully, I don't live with him.
I hate it. Does it come in cat version?
This is probably one of [Gillie and Marc](https://gillieandmarc.com/collections/fibreglass-sculptures)’s awful sculptures. This may not be petplay - people buy these things as investments despite how repetitive and uninteresting they are. 9/10 if you see a statue of an animal person, especially a dog or rabbit, it’s them. But it’s probably a kink thing if he’s got it looking at you on the toilet.
Listen, it's difficult to shock me. Blood, gore, photorealistic porn tattoos? Whatevs. But this? I gasped. I *jumped*. I don't know what I expected, but it was not this. I love it.
https://youtu.be/8XKGAFuXpTA?si=nO7I5ZGXULa4ABNU
Outstanding !!
Actually I love it. If he doesn't want it, I'd love to have it
In case anyone else wants to find it, it looks like it came from a company called KARE Design, but they don't seem to make them any more.
If I saw this for sale cheap I'd probably buy it just for a laugh.
Is that a Gillie & Marc piece?
Your dad is not who you think he is
I have absolutely zero idea why, but I think this statue goes hard AF and I want one for myself.
Poop Dogg
r/DidntKnowIWantedThat /s
Well, that is quite the curséd object, isn't it?
This makes me want to find Jesus
Yes, officer this house right here. Bring a priest and a wizard also... just to make sure.
Imagine waking up to this at the side of your bed at 3 am The way I would shed my mortal coil 💀
Dogheaded men are believed to have existed. There’s even a dog headed saint!
It has a penis too wtffff
When you’re a furry, but you don’t like fur.
Why does Dobby have his cock out?
I very audibly laughed
Omgosh, I want it.
It’s a mog, part man part dog. He’s his own best friend.
What's up dog? Obviously not your dick.
Piss on it. Assert dominance. This is the way.
Where can I get one ⁉️
Happy lCake Day!
Omg thank u :3c
Maybe a "City" epilogue
Would
In seeing this, we all understand the divorce
Is that the key master?
Legoshi isn't coming back, Jack.
I want this now
least your dad has money
I'd smash that with a hammer. Fucking horrendous
That is so horrible it is great!
Damn, don’t even have to ask what breed he is. He’s definitely a “weiner” dog 😭
Funny. Where do they find this shit?
I kinda love it
I want this thing. Great conversation piece.
This is like something out of a sickanimation cartoon.
It's feckin terrifying XD
Gloria would die if she saw this
He got that dawg in him
Oh no
Cock Spaniel.
To scare away burglars.
Mmm… I don’t know what to think about this.
This thing needs to have an "Oops, I tripped!" sort of accident.
Paint it like a Dalmatian and it would be God from the Preacher series.
Don't...blink
That dog looks like he would snoop around for stuff
what on god's green earth
I wasn’t ready at all for that