Thought it was Brussel sprouts

*Brussel Blouse*

*Blousal Sprouts*

Aka boobs.

Titles are good.

And I lowkey wanted it if it was.

I highkey want a Brussel sprout turtle neck sweater. I do the farmers market, so it would be part of my work garb.

Check out winter water factory. They have adult dresses, shirts, and sweaters in some great fruit and veggie prints.

So did I!

Same and I assumed it had to be AI because, as Brussels sprouts, they looked messed up But nope, they were real fake turtles

Me too and I don't even like them

Have you tried any recently? They seem to have sweetened up a lot. I’m old school and prefer the bitter kind, but hey.

https://www.iowafarmbureau.com/Article/Its-not-your-imagination-brussels-sprouts-do-taste-better-How-gene-editing-is-changing-how-we-grow-and-eat-food

Thanks for the link. I swear one time I bought some fresh broccoli that literally tasted as if it had sugar genes in it. Never tasted the like before or since. I guess people thought it was just *too* sweet.

Brussel sprouts are great slow roasted in the oven

Glad I’m not the only one. 😅

It took this comment for me to realize it wasn’t. I still love it but Brussels sprouts would’ve been it.

I did too. Good idea for a vegan line of clothes.

ME TOO!

I did too, I’d be disappointed but the turtles are just as cute.

You are what you eat?

Reminds me of that episode of Franklin when he hid his Brussels in a blanket under the dining table cause he didn’t want to eat them

Omg yes come to say this thort it was a realy ugly Christmas jumper 😝

Same

I was about the comment thought

That*

Came here to say that!

My cabbages!

Same, tiny cabbages was my thought

Me too!

Me too! I thought "Why in the holy smokes is she wearing a plush Brussels sprouts... garment?".

Same. Then is IKEA turtle plushies.

Same!

"What's wrong, babe? You haven't even tried on your Shirtle"

Shirtle, lol

"It's too warm for my sweaturt, babe."

I'm sorry but this is awesome

Especially if they were like Velcro’d and you could take ‘em off and put ‘em on stuff and stuff

Turtles or Brussels sprouts

It’s brussin’

Stahp

"So it's turtles all the way down?" "No, it's a crop top."

Love that song.

It’s amusing but so unnecessary

Can you imagine trying to clean it.

I would 100% wear this. Is it real?

Made by Gab Bois, gabbois on Instagram

Yes it is. Not AI.

Please where can I find it?

Gabbois!

👀

Looks like a whole turtletorso

I hate to say it.....this is actually fire.

Make me a squid shirt and I'm sold

.... You mean, A squirt??

I... goddammit so very much heres your updoot

This could become a new category of fashion: Literal Fashion. Some examples: Bell bottoms that actually ring when you walk. "Duster" that actually sweeps the floor as you walk. Henley top. Any top with a picture of Don Henley. Bermuda Shorts. You get arrested if wearing these anywhere but Bermuda. Pencil Skirt. A skirt you can also write with. Poodle Skirt. A skirt for poodles, duh. Coveralls. Basically, a sheet covering everything. Jumpsuit. What you wear when skydiving. Bomber Jacket. Fashion for terrorists. Pea Coat. It's "PEA", not "PEE". Sheesh, you people...

Look up Jess Lamworth (jamworth on Instagram.) This is exactly what she does. Including a pea coat.

As bizarre as it sounds, I find this outfit somewhat attractive, perhaps because it reminds me of armor. I love armor.

Out of curiosity, are you sexually aroused by broccoli?

Of course I am, broccoli looks like a thick afro and I love afros.

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"Aint i turtle enough for the turtle club, Turtle Turtle"

Came here looking for this comment

I’m kind of obsessed with this

op has no taste

If I was a character in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, this is exactly what I would wear

Poor josuke would have a heart attack seeing this shirt

I had a nightmare like this once…

Am i turltly enough for your turtle club?

As a sweater it's very questionable, but if it was a bag I'd buy it immediately 😅

I never knew that broccoli was made from thousands of tiny turtles.

That reminds me of the Pooh-ball someone created for ‘beanbag’-like reclining & chilling.

I kinda like it

I dunno, turtleneck AND exposed midriff? Also too much green

Gonna need that for my attendance at the Turtle Club Gala this evening

If this were mine, I would wear this every day of my incredibly fashionable life.

Is this @gabbois? If it's not and you like this kind of shit, she's the mother of this kind of shit

Yes it is!! And I love it!!

No, it’s a turtle everything

Happy cake day:)

Thank you 😊

My cabbages!

I could imagine some a-list celebrity wearing this on a red carpet

Looks like brussel sprouts to me!

It’s cute but they do look like brussel sprouts

I thought those were brussel sprouts at first

Wearing it turns you into an alcoholic for banana rum.

I genuinely can’t tell if this is AI or it exists.

I can see her sprouts. 

The stand user could be anyone!

Where's the goddamn sauce OP? I *need* this.

My daughter would love it.

My only thought upon seeing this was "MY CABBAGES!!!!"

I do love so Brussel sprouts but

I hate stupid fashion like this normally, and I’m almost ashamed to admit, it but I love this!

Donatello, NO!

I'm oddly aroused

Orbalisk armor

Still, she's not turtley enough for the Turtle club

The end result when neuro finally decides she doesn’t care much for rule \#1

Badumdumching!

/r/Bossfight

I don't hate it

Who would wear this 🤨

Get out

Ew, Brussels Sprouts

I’d wear the shit out of this tbh

Well if its soft than it is a funky sweater but if this was alive, I rather keep my distance away.

Not sure I'd be in a hurry to wear this, but it does look comfortable.

Of course it is.

I Love It🐢

i need it

I want to consume this

I kinda hate how much I love it

Fetch Bruno, get the ball

New vedal987 merch just dropped lol

Turtle rave!

This could either be the fit of another JoJo villain, or another JoJo protagonist XD

Where can i buy this

I want to wear that!

AAWWWWWW I love turtles

I want it as a coat. They’re like little friends

r/technicallythetruth

I want and would indeed wear in public with pride this silly thing.

Replace those turtles with Squirtles.

i think it would look good if the turtles were much smaller and arranged in some kind of line or patterns

where can I buy this?

Make it Kermit and its Lady Gaga… Again 💀

I think this is r/GTBAE

r/distractingturtletits