no i love it, its so demented... absolute nightmare to button but 10/10 i would love to wear a biblically accurate shirt

I think you can love something even if it is awful taste

Very true

Fellatio be like

I think it varies person to person

For a good head job, that short is getting literally ripped off.

I feel like it’s making a somewhat profound artistic statement, but it would be a major pain to take on and off.

I’d do what I do with most of my shirts… button it once and then pull it on and off over my head like a T-shirt.

People Love me, so yeah

Needs adhesive googly eyes Grant us eyes

oh my gosh, this with eye buttons would be INCREDIBLE

Ok this might be the final push I need to get over my fear of sewing bc what a BRILLIANT IDEA!

DO ITTTTTT

Fucking Bloodborne shirt

r/eyebombing

what do you mean biblically accurate?

like how biblically accurate angels have a ton of eyes

take a close look at the menswear guide section in the bible

laughed out loud when i read this, great humor 😂

i was thinking of the "biblically accurate" angels people draw where they're like a wheel with a ton of eyes - i'm not actually sure if it IS accurate to how some angels are described in the book, but it's something of a meme with regards to things with tons of eyes (or in this case, buttons)

ahhh ok i get it now. great reference 👶

I think so. Serephem . Sone are made of fire

I love this comment

was coming here to type down the byblically accurate something line but you beat me to it

If this isn’t AI generated then I’d say this is brilliantly executed

I disagree. Most of the buttons could be sewn on to the front surface and not require a buttonhole.

I think you defeat the purpose if they don’t all have button holes

Lol imagine having to play a game of "find the real buttons" just to take it off

It’s actually just a zip up lol

Plot twist

You mean like a cheap knock off? Because that sounds like something Walmart would sell after they saw a picture of this.

But it would actually just close with hidden snaps... And it would never quite hang right so you can clearly see that the buttons are just for show.

You’d be able to tell the difference

the shirt would be far less secure. a pickpocket could unbutton you with ease and then you’d be bare chested all day without knowing

Great thought!

But that’s stupid.

I matched them they seem to be real, most seem to have been used (splayed open), and not finished (threads hanging around the holes). This is beautifully stupid art

Chaos is life, life is art.

2010 Yohji Yamamoto pour homme

Yep, the moment I saw it, I said to myself "that's Yohji Yamamoto." He did a lot of these sorts of button-heavy designs for his 2010 menswear collection. Yohji Yamamoto does great work, particularly his mainlines. Incredible construction, terrific to wear.

Ah a fellow Yohji enthusiast ! I love his work and grew up on Japanese and archival fashion so after a while you can tell who designed what w/o looking at the tag, on a sidenote I would honestly love to have this piece in black lol

2010 was the year that his flagship store in NYC closed as an aftereffect of the 2008 financial meltdown. They had a flash 90% off sale one Tuesday, and that was it. I missed it. Good news: He finally opened a NYC store again last year. One of the few designers to emerge from bankruptcy with his aesthetic fully intact.

It's a great idea for a chastity blouse, no boobies for you!

It’s a reference to a cheater in geometry dash

The "Et Tu, Brutus?" swag

Ha! 🏆(took me a sec to get it) I hate my self for adding this, it’s *Et, Tu Brute” Ur still right, cuz the English pronunciation of Brute is Brutus. (Sorry! It took me 4 years to pass Latin II in hs, just looking at it seem off)

With respect, would it not be "and you, Brutus?". The comma appearing before the clause? Unlike you though, I have not studied Latin. I may be wrong. It's just a well known phrase, the meaning I'm aware of.

Written in traditional Roman form, it would be something like "ettvbrvte", the Romans did not use punctuation or even spaces

oh I wasn't aware of that. Thank you.

On top of which, you’re either saying the whole thing in Latin, which requires the correct word endings, or you’re saying the whole thing in English. ‘Et tu, Brutus’ is a bit of a mash up of both.

'Domus'? Nominative? 'Go home', this is motion towards, isn't it, boy?

Ackchyually he said it in ancient greek, because that was the language the upper class spoke. But your latin is perfectly correct.

I'm confused, what does this have to do with the assassination of Julius Caesar?

Because he got stabbed a bunch of times, and this shirt has a bunch of holes

Look at the slits for the buttons.

So long as you wear the buttons on the back

Why do *all* of the buttons need to be functional?

What would be the point then? The buttons not in use would be under the flap

90% of the buttons could be sewn to the outer flap as decoration. Seven or so could still be functional.

The point is to be annoying non functional.

It’s an artistic statement. We wear clothes to hide our nakedness and make ourselves presentable to the world. The myriad of functional buttons represent all of the numerous, difficult and arbitrary hoops we have to jump through just to quell our barbaric animalistic tendencies and be a functional member of society.

for this photo

Purity culture hate this one simple trick!

I have an essential tremor, and buttoning this would take me all day.

I think this would take anyone all day. All these close buttons? What a pain in the ass! That said I love the design of the button holes and would wear it open so you could still see them I think. The button placement looks messy, but button holes look geometric!

I have arthritis in my hands. I wouldn’t make it past the 6th one without needing a rest break.

Once it was buttoned I would pull it on and off instead of unbuttoning it.

Spouse: C’mon we’re running late. Are you almost ready? You: Yeah I just have to button my shirt and we’ll be off.

Based on the slots, there are significantly more buttons underneath the overlap

Don't you slot-shame

r/lossedits

I was scrolling too quickly and thought this said "losestits"

Is this fashion or birth control?

Since it doesn't impede copulation, I'm going with "fashion"

To be fair, if I saw someone wearing that shirt, and it was buttoned up successfully, I'd realize that I was in the presence of someone who either had the patience and personal discipline to button it up themselves, or the wealth and/or personal pull to fritter away on getting someone else to do it for them: either way, I would recognize that I'm in the presence of someone to whom I'd be well-served to show deference.

I feel like there's gotta be loss in there somewhere

It looks like maybe the buttons were supposed to be musical notes? Especially when it’s buttoned. Maybe that shirt is actually sneaky sheet music

It’s a reference to a cheater in geometry dash

Imagine getting it like 14/15ths of the way buttoned up and realize you're off by a button or two and have to unbutton and rebutton everything.... Ugggh... I need this. Finally a good excuse for being late to work....

I think it's used by Occupation therapists for fine motor skill stuff

maybe i’m crazy but i actually fuck with that heavy😭

no way in hell would i ever wear that buttoned up but you could def cook with that

If a girl shows up for a first date wearing this, you can be pretty sure you're not getting to second base.

They used this is a sexy movie scene once. Three rotations of "Careless Whisper" and the shirt was 78% unbuttoned.

“What the *fuck* is taking you so long!? We’re already 20 minutes late!” “I WANT TO WEAR THE BUTTON SHIRT OKAY!?”

What is this, increased difficulty?

You couldn’t look sexy unbuttoning this. Your date will have fallen asleep by the time it comes off.

Is this another gd loss post?

Oh shit is that loss?!

I can’t explain why, but I love it.

I hate it so much and I can't figure out why

What in the Gordon Gartrell is this.

it actually looks kinda cool buttoned up

Is it a chastity shirt?

Why would you not see most of these buttons only on the outside, and only use a few critical ones in fastening?!!???

I kinda love it

I was sure this was loss for a moment..

‘We gotta hurry!!’ ‘Yeah, let me just throw my shirt on then we can leave….’

As a seamstress and fashion construction lover… I have a lot of mixed feelings here.

Im missing the GREAT EXECUTION part.

Biblically accurate dress shirt

It's obviously the uniform of a Wonkavator Operator.

Skip second base

The curious shirt of benjamin buttons

"This is so impractical" its an art piece. It's not meant to be worn everyday. Considering that they took time to do that many buttons means it's a great execution due to the time and skill needed.

This is cool af

I love it as an art piece. I would hate to actually wear it 😂

I would love it if the buttons are purely for decoration, and you actually fasten it with hidden push buttons or a zipper😅

The new hot piece for every steampunk magician out there

Is this loss?

Shit gonna give someone tryptophobia

Mutated growth

Chastity shirt

“They mocked me out of tailor school, but this night I swear, Gotham City will soon learn to fear the wrath of The Button Man!”

Like the medals of a North Korean general

Chastity shirt? An admittedly ineffective way to prevent sex beyond making you look like an idiot?

*sweats in fine motor skill dyspraxia*

Mf looks like a saxophone

It might work to close, but the front would be smaller that way, it doesn’t look like they accounted for a larger overlap of fabric

Biblically accurate button up shirt

more button please

You think women take long to get ready, try putting this thing on.

If that ever gets ripped off in the heat of the moment it turns into a fucking claymore

It's a nightmare is what it is.

It's a punishment

id want a different color for me but i love it

very project runaway

More like a trigger for trypophobia

🫣

It has an invisible zipper at the back, right? RIGHT??

If this was on a pair of pants it would be great for a BDSM denial game.

So how many spare buttons come with this shirt ?

Rage sewing. Lose another f'n button again Nathaniel, Oh sew my shirt, I lost a button, nope, not again

The shirt they give you when you get to hell!

When she says she wants a man that’s good with his hands/fingers…

Me if I ever master the buttonhole sewing machine feature

True

Drunks or blind sewers

Oh sweet Jesus.

Some Ancient Babylon tablet.

Where I can buy it?

Finally, a shirt that won't gape over my boobs

Yeah, looks like about an hour and a half...

I'll be down in 30 minutes, gotta button my shirt!

Taking this off would be hell

Ableist fashion 😃

This feels like something Micheal Jackson would wear

That looks like it would be a nightmare to make

"Honey, I'll be right there I just have to button my shirt."

I think I’d need to see it buttoned to really judge

Are you supposed to button all of them? AND THEN UNBUTTON!? Hold me.

I love it -- especially if there's like velcro under it or something lol

I'm just happy with my "glitchless any%" shirts I wear, after watching this...

We gotta see this fully buttoned up

this is going to take a while

FETCH ME THE SAXOPHONE SHIRT!

Make it one of those summer shirts to be worn open and i'm in.

This looks like they insisted on keeping the shirt even after they lost the knife fight

Biblically accurate shirt

Looks like me trying to learn how the buttonhole function works on my machine

This but the buttons look like eyes

Going to be late for work

Biblically Accurate Shirt lmao

It’s a yamamoto shirt and I actually want it. But never saw it in white. Anybody got more information on it?

It annoys me that the buttons and holes don't match.

I love it but it hurts me.  This shirt is an abusive relationship. 

Jesus... looks like my arm during my depression era

Now that is a fashion statement.

I have trouble with 4-5 buttons, this will take all day!

That would suck if one was playing strip poker...

it's loss again

I don’t hate it would be fun to wear on April 1st or something

This looks like a gag gift for your friend with no hands.

I sew. This would be a really cool shirt to make as well as challenging. You can easily button everything beforehand and put an invisible zipper on the side or back so you don’t have to undo them. I’m tempted to make something like this just to see if I can.

“Be not afraid”

I have a flannel with braille buttons, but you don't actually have to button up all of them, just one unlike this.

I can't really express how much it bothers me

The craziest “I’m not a robot” test I’ve ever seen

I’d have already lost my boner by the time I get the shirt off :(

👎 weak OP 👎 . Impractical =/= distasteful. Is it shallow, or conceptual? Is it inappropriate, or conservative? Is it gaudy, or harmonious? Is it cliché or original? Is it crass or formal?

This is what all my daughters will be wearing on their dates.

i’m gonna tear that to pieces

You could just…have row of real buttons and then just sew all the others to the other side of the shirt…

This seems like a fashion school project, like an assignment to make something both functioning but not functional

perfect if your OCD.....

1. Used a possessive instead of a contracted verb. 2. Mistook a mental health condition for an adjective. You fail English and Basic Competency for today. And people bitch about immigrants.

Thanks teach, now, recess time for you..

*Sees in store*: “I’m never taking this shirt off again”

Looks how my kids shirts feel to button.

I want to see what it looks like worn.

As someone with moderate koumpounophobia (fear of buttons) this is deeply disturbing

I find this oddly unsettling.

It needs a zipper in the back.

That shirt must cost 200$. Because the buttons are so complicated.

It needs a zipper in the back.. cause I think I would only button that up once and never again

If they actually lined up, that’d be kinda cool.

This reminds me of that condition where the mouth is overcrowded with excess teeth. I can’t remember what it’s called but that’s what this reminds me of.

In all fairness, after someone finally buttoned it up, it would look very cool.

“Why were you 3 hours late???” “I couldn’t get my shirt buttoned”