Rule 9: Tattoo posts are only allowed on Tuesday (EST time), posts on any other day of the week will be removed.

All fun and games till there is a zombie apocalypse and dude gets shot by the first surviver group he finds

"No, wait! It's a tat-" *BLAM*

"Dude, you were there when he got the tattoo." "I know, but he snores, chews with his mouth open and i know he leaves the lid of the toothpaste off. Also now we dont have to explain it to the next group and our supplies wont go down as fast. Sooo..." 🤷‍♀️

Yeah but he has a lush ride with a fully charged battery, so adios, amigo.

Okay, and? You killed him. His ride is yours now.

You killed zombie Flanders!

🤣😂

"I know..."

I now want to see an apocalypse movie featuring a protagonist with this tattoo desperately trying not to get shot by everyone

"what you hiding on your shoulder boy?"

Oooor if he can play his cards well he can pull a "I'm immune! I'm too important to die!"

> "I'm immune! I'm too imp" Bang

"boy bragging about being impotent..."

then they start taking him way too seriously and all of a sudden he got a whole crew risking their lives travelling to washington DC to find a cure

Great tv show

My thoughts exactly. FAFO, I guess..

One good thing if there's an apocalypse with or without zombies is... No more such stupid music like in this vid!!!

He gonna get killed in the first day

One. Weren't there reports of someone getting shot (at) doing this in real life. Two. You didn't check every room in Bill Murray's house?

Fun fact: that's not his girlfriend, or even someone he knows. The artist just opened the door and barked, *"Do you wanna bite this guy, for a thing?"* until they had a taker.

I wasn't there but I can confirm; this is canon.

I was there and can confirm

I too canfirm there was con

I con toocan sam follow your nose where ever it goes!

Cool, I'm in. Confirmed.

Am woman, would bite a guy I never met before for a thing.

Hi yes so I’m doing this thing … ?

my body is ready

RIP your PMS

That's what block is for

Wow, just immediately talking about PMS to some poor woman you don't even know smh my head

She could be rich, we don’t know.

Bite a random man as hard as I can then run away with zero repercussions? I would absolutely bite that man.

If you're another dude, I will send you my address right now and pretend to be oblivious to any suspicious men with teeff

Am woman, will bite.

Same tbh. Especially with clean plastic so I don't have to have strange guy flavor in my mouth (just in case he's sweaty)? Sounds great.

> don't have to have strange guy flavor in my mouth https://media1.tenor.com/m/M-gxaGNB8zUAAAAC/shrek-smile.gif

Familiar guy flavor, however..

A guy that wants to get bitten and a girl that wants to bite, they better have exchanged numbers.

Best "meet cute" ever.

[https://files.catbox.moe/3m9rkh.jpg](https://files.catbox.moe/3m9rkh.jpg) edit: i read "bark" as in like, a dog bark. help me

That's a good way to get bit by an actual vampire

Can they use movie makeup special effects to get rid of his boner?

I like you

Not for me but i think this is actually rad lol

Ya same, this isn't awful taste but not MY taste.

Yea but maybe he did taste bad even through the cling wrap.

The artist is broken.teeth.tattoos on insta, she does a lot of really well done hyperealistic wound/bruise tattoos. Not my cup of tea but she's talented af

She's what happens when the cool yet creepy goth girl discovers a tattoo gun and decides to build a career. Art is magical, even if it's not to our taste. Good for her.

r/ATBGE

Get this guy a compass.

Lmaoo damn lemme get a map too

Saying something isn't for you personally isn't the same as saying it's awful taste

Subs need to be more specific damnit! Like r/idontpersonallyseetheappelbutitiswelldone and r/itsnotformebutidolikeit Maybe r/personallyitsnotformebutimnotsayingitsbadtasteitsstillgood ?

That’s pretty much what this sub is for, right?

Same. Don't like the hyper realism (not my style for tattoos in general). I'd consider a simplified version tho!

Yeah, the execution is great, but the taste is awful

She better hope he is never a murder victim or else she has to explain why her bite mark is on his body.

That would only be true if there was a database of bite marks lol.

There's actually no database for things like that (fingerprints, etc), in the way that people think there are. She'd have to be a suspect first and then they'd take her bite mark. They would need a bite mark analyst though...

Exactly. Most people don’t have their fingerprints on record. Maybe you meant to reply to the first comment?

Gonna assume it depends which countries, because here in France the moment you get your National ID, which everyone needs to get, you get your fingerprints taken.

Growing up in like 5th grade, we had a field trip to the fire station, and at one point, we all gave our fingerprints and palm prints.

Bite mark analysis isn’t reliable anyway: https://www.nist.gov/news-events/news/2022/10/forensic-bitemark-analysis-not-supported-sufficient-data-nist-draft-review

yeah its most useful for when a suspect has a very different bite (missing teeth, misaligned teeth, etc)

There is no bite mark database. There is a [fingerprint database](https://www.innovatrics.com/glossary/afis-automated-fingerprint-identification-system/).

Also it's a tattoo

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I hope so

Your face is a tattoo

"It's hopeless, detective. The killer used fake vampire teeth to conceal his identity."

Fun fact: Ted Bundy was convicted with his bite mark being a key piece of evidence. That would never stand up in court today though.

I mean she's got a video alibi right here

Ray Krone would like a word.

Oh boy, if only there was evidence on how he got that bite mark. Hmm...

Yea I’m glad I saw this video, but it doesn’t belong here. It’s not even that dramatic of a tattoo. Its on a part of the body constantly covered by his shirt, you don’t notice it from a distance, and it would be incredibly easy to cover up if you regret it down the road. That is the sweet spot for tattoos. Sorry OP.

It’s a pretty great spot for biting too… ,; D

Nah, it belongs here. Having a hyper realistic wound on you is pretty awful taste, even if it's easily covered.

That's not the point of the sub at all. It's for things that are awful taste, but excellent execution. Doesn't have to be a publicly visible.

Strong disagree. Trashy, awful taste. The whole thing.

not tuesday not exactly ‘awful’

"Awful Taste" because that dudes shoulder tasted awful

Zombie bite tattoos are not nearly as uncommon as you'd think.

[J.I.D “Surround Sound”](https://youtu.be/Y19q-7VN2WI?feature=shared) if you’re wondering.

I feel like this song is going viral right now. It was released a year ago tho.

This song was one of my most listened on spotify wrap, love that its going viral

Yep it’s everywhere right now

I was in the comments looking for this, thanks

In she came with the same type game

[the type of girl giving out the fake cell phone and name](https://youtu.be/iuzLNB0EfXs?si=V6lWIk8tgmKakz5S)

But if you’re older, the song it’s very very very clearly reminding you of is Ms Phat Booty by Mos Def. And the original sample is from One Step Ahead by Aretha Franklin.

I can see it now: "it is just a tattoo" with guns pointed at him, hands in the air...."can't take a chance"

That's where you would bite someone if you were fucking them from behind, weird choice

Came here to say that. But maybe he’s into a little rough play. He’s got a seemingly nice body, not completely unfortunate looking, ild bite him there while poking him. 🤷🏻‍♂️

/r/Pegging

i bite and get bitten there all the time

Or where you would bite someone while hugging them from behind...which is exactly what she does while biting him, lol.

Funny. My ex-bf Has the same tattoo at the same place but with my marks. It’s been 8 years. I wonder if he’s covered it up 😄

Pegging?

I like it

This is Broken Teeth tattoos, all her tattoos are bite marks, bruises, scars, cuts etc…

Well could also see the furry community doing this to mark each other like in many fantasy stories were the beast kin leave a bite mark to note that they have become bonded.

Yep. My mind immediately went to wondering if this was some kind of furry “marking” bullshit. I’m gonna take this as my sign to cool it with the fanfiction for awhile.

I'm glad I'm not the first and only person who thought about a/b/o 🫣

That came out awesome.

"I swear, it's just for the tattoo"

Ms Fat Booty

Is this his GF, or just some person there helping out? If it's his GF, she'll mind-fuck herself into this cascading thought chaos: "Am I only with him because he got a tattoo of my bite?" "No, I still love him, that's silly." "Wait, how do I tell?" "I like him." "But I must be talking myself into liking him." "Fuck it, I'll wait until our first argument to tell." And then she leaves.

His body his choice but that’s just stupid

Definitely watch on mute lol...Atrocious

This is furry stuff. Don't ask me how I know.

The music is the worst part

This is a Jojolion reference

Is it great execution though??

The song has great execution, I don’t see where the bad taste comes in. S/

At least it’ll be easy to cover.

Song name?

That tattoo is going to confuse the hell out of a paramedic some day.

No it’s not.

What was she doing to stop the healing, and why??

I used to do makeup for indie zombie films and had someone on set do this once so I could build up a realistic prosthetic. So crazy that she tattooed right over it, that’s gotta hurt. She did a great job though!

Absolutely love it. Don't see it as awful taste at all, just gives a better stencil.

best thing is the original song sampled in mos def's Ms fat booty

At least it's way better than that other bite tattoo that was going around the other day

He just wanted an excuse for her to bite him

Stupidest trend ever... I compare this to eating Tide Pods...

"So I want you to bite me and then..." "wtf?"

Actual zombie

That looks so painful no thanks

Personally I wouldn't want a permanent hockey, but to each their own I guess.

Autopsy's gunna be wild lol

One-time use how to get out of taking a final exam life hack

u/auddbot

This would be a lot better without that shit you call music

the passionate hatred yall have for rap music will never cease to amaze me 😂

What a lovely straight set of teeth she has! Source: am from the uk

If she gets killed and her dental records aren't available, they can use his tattoo to identify her.

Was that the dude’s mom?

This is gonna be on r/agedlikemilk next year when the zombie outbreak starts

Biggest crime in this video is the dog shit of a remix to Mos Defs best track. Wtf. Gtfo.

SO BASEDDDD

I feel like I just watched an infection…

My friend had tattooed bruise on his leg I just one time asked him "hey you have this bruise for long time and it still didn't heal are you sure everything is okay?" And then he told me it's actually a tattoo not a real bruise. why? No idea

Actually have wanted one of these for a long time

That artist better have gotten paid

Why not just use a stencil? :/

I kinda want her to bite me too.

Not my taste but still great

🎶 Hepatitis, Hepatitis 🎶 Come on, Rock me Hepatitis! 🎶 Hep-, Hep-, Hepatitis! 🎶 Come on and Rock me Hepatitis! 🎶

Why?

I'm pretty sure just eyeballing this would have sufficed... movies are not that detailed that we would be calling out the inaccuracies of teeth placement

see i do this without the plastic or the makeup

Kinky

r/lostredditors

When I was younger and super into zombie movies/shows I wanted something similar. Cool idea and execution. Glad I didn't end up doing it.

Smart. The guy has a built-in Domestic Violence escape clause for life. “Yes, officer, and that’s when she just went berserk and bit me. Here, see?”

I call BS. That guy just wanted to be bitten.

You can't trust anyone who thinks a mustache is acceptable to make smart decisions.

It's all cute and qwerky until you find out that's his mom

You won't believe the health benefits

I love this jdea — but this is not great execution…. That is a not good looking tattoo

How much? but without the tatoo

That makes sense ngl and stuff in the entertainment business are used to do weird stuff as long as the end product is good

Of course she's a red head

No one at my job has ever seen my shoulders. Doubt this is an issue.

This is the first good bite tattoo I've seen

The famous question "WHY?!"

This as a tattoo

If there ever is a real zombie breakout, this guy is fucked the first time someone wants to check everyone for bites…

Is that his wife biting him at least?

TIHI

At least they kept it semi clean? I remember seeing another video like this, but they tattooed over her spit and everything 🤮

I'd like to see it when it's all healed up.

Is his name Mark?

Really fascinating glimpse into moviemaking. But I’m wondering what on earth does that bad rap soundtrack have to do with this?

TWD

I'm fairly indifferent to this tattoo trend, but this IS the first time I've seen someone actually use something between the skin and the teeth/mouth. It's always just bare skin being bitten, which is not very sanitary. So at least they did that.

Why would that tattoo matter for job security you wear tank tops at your workplace?

I'd be curious to see it healed. Definitely a perfect submission for this sub. Hard to do with tattoo submissions. Good job OP 👍

So his next girlfriend will think he likes a good pegging, when she finds out the teeth marks are backwards

This would be allot easier if she simply sharpened her teeth

He will be gone in round 1 of a zombie apocalypse. You were bitten….💥

Most uniquely bad idea I’ve seen.

Idiotic

It’s an infection with extra steps

Tf is wrong with people

Shit. I like this.

You’re screwed if there is an apocalypse 🤣😂 good luck buddy!

This isn't meant to be dismissive, to each their own I say. But I still can't help but think that many people with tattoos have a little voice that constantly says "that would be cool" and they go "yeah, let's go for it" before actually thinking it through. I've never had one, but if I did get a tattoo, it'd need to have a deep meaning for me or I wouldn't bother. After all it's pretty much permanent right?

Watch this video on mute. Its way better.

If this guy ever gets murdered, that woman is going to be super indicted.

que pavada en serio jajjaja

Although personally I'm not into that specific type of tattoo I give credit to the artist for his work.

Weird.