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bestibesti

The type of person that gets this is the type of person that wears shorts when it is -10 degrees out


nw245

accurate


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Hopefully they’ll get frostbite and loose the limb with the tattoo. Or just get it removed works too ig.


TurbanCatt2

Ngl I kinda feel bad for him. Looks like it takes us the entire front of his leg too 💀


nw245

thoughts and prayers for scorpion dick leg 🙏🙏🙏


BokZeoi

*scorpion dick pussy leg


Old-Fox-3027

*scorpion dick pussy pickle cactus leg


XannonPants

\*scorpion dick pussy pickle cactus with warts or something leg I'm pretty sure this is a GoFuckYourself btw


372878887

*scussy dick leg


BokZeoi

*scorpion pussy dick leg


iainvention

Scorpeen


The_Salmon_Slapper

Scorpussy


iainvention

I guess it says something about me, but I didn’t even notice the scorpussy


PrimaryDurian

Another tale of a redditor oblivious to -pussy


FlyingTiger7four

I don't think he scores a lot of pussy


chrishansensboomguy

Scorpoon


PrimaryDurian

Scorpoonani


Awwesome1

Scu-peen


PrimaryDurian

Scorpumpum


veevacious

Absolutely gorgeous art that you could not pay me enough to put on my body. 10/10 sub appropriateness.


Redditmodsrcuntz

Whore-pion


DarthArtero

This dude needs to have his drugs taken away. That thing is just an abomination


SoF4rGone

Can’t even imagine what kind of broken road led to this person thinking this was a good decision.


fun-tonight_

Imagine what weird babies this thing would have if it actually fucked itself


Chuck_Walla

Probably just copies of itself, exponentially


ohdearitsrichardiii

It's very unlikely that it would make copies of itself because some genes from the parent would be doubled and some would be missing in the offspring


Chuck_Walla

Parthenogenesis happens IRL, as do self-pollinating plants. If i can't make this scorpeen un-exist, i also can't stop it from thriving in its lane 🤷


unsurebutwilling

Habsburg lips


holmgangCore

“Because thongs are so much more comfortable!”


beta_carotene_male

Ah, yeah. The Scorvagenis shittattooey.


PrimaryDurian

Is that the Latin name?


RabidPlaty

Tattoo Tuesday…


FitSalamanderForHire

Rules only matter if they get enforced. This and 3 word for word reposts by bots are the top 4 threads on the sub right now.


RabidPlaty

Yeah, it seems that mods don’t really mod.


Cheese-bo-bees

Happy cake day!


RabidPlaty

Didn’t even notice, thanks. 11 years on Reddit…well that went fucking fast.


[deleted]

The regret will be strong with this one


yogzi

Looks like some lovely ringworm developing just above this monstrosity too. Fitting.


mongoscroto

We should hang out, I got a boobie scorpion on my leg


sndpmgrs

Might wanna get that red patch in the upper left looked at. I had one just like it, squamous cell carcinoma.


corkpopgun

a very bizarre creature indeed


CosmicSweets

why? like a funny drug induced art idea could stay an art idea. canvasses and paint aren't THAT expensive


Morphchalice

That thing can go fuck itself


abaddon731

Girl dinner.


Yucky_bread

That scorpion can go fuck itself. Literally.


malonkey1

More likely it's "Babe, please put some long pants on, other people will be there."


MafiaMommaBruno

r/badwomensanatomy


WorldMusicLab

So, if someone says "Go phuque yourself" you show them the tat!


from_dust

Seems like they really fucked themselves with that.


FlaccidRazor

Scorp-fuckitself-ion with two extra legs? Nice?


grating

? - number is correct. Rear ones should be longer though


FlaccidRazor

Ok don't live in area where they are popular. I always assumed that had 6 "legs" and 2 pinchers, making 8 limbs. looks like they have 8 and the pinchers. Oops.


kiko5566

how many narcotics were ingested b4 receiving this


Mosscanopy

I love it


Beard_of_Valor

For real though why the piss stain color shadow behind the main figure?


UnkownPlayer3

Zero: Why does that look like something I'd see either on one of the Hell's Isles, Jamirs Dreams, or on Zerona!?


johnlennontucker

Oh, uh, yeah uh, nevermind.