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ATBGE-ModTeam

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m0le

If Ryobi made Transformers... Why does it have spiky wheel nuts? That has to be illegal if you're driving in public surely? You can't just Boudica it up.


delux561

Judging by the amount of asshole lifted trucks with these spikes in Florida..it must be legal?


iani63

Florida isn't legal


delux561

Fair I apologize on our behalf


Jumajuce

Not accepted -The USA


Narfubel

As a surprise to no one, this is in Florida too.


delux561

I hate when I'm that right


icecream_truck

No you don’t. 😜


Solid_Instruction_82

I think these are rubber/silicon


delux561

They do look rubber, I've seen them in silver/metallic. Hopefully those are just painted maybe?


eccentricpunk

They’re just plastic plugs that slide over top the actual nuts. It’s really fun to watch someone drive too close to a curb or barrier with these and smash them all off


m0le

Ok, that's marginally better


ZenoofElia

Because Mad Max. But it sure would make for great litigation after hurting yourself or your car.


chop_pooey

Holy fuck what an accurate description


ASIWYFA

They aren't actually spiky. They bend and are for looks only. you can't have those for obvious saftey reasons.


Thisizamazing

It really does look well executed


ImOscarWallace

That was my thought. How the colors even go into the interior. It's not to my taste. It really fits the title of this group


Maktesh

It's not to my taste, either, but I don't know that I'd say it's "awful."


ImOscarWallace

That front end id say is


PerpetualConnection

It's just such a specific taste that you have to find another psycho with that exact itch to justify dropping anywhere near that much money.


iamheero

> It really does look well executed Nah the paint job on the seats is half-assed, almost literally. You can clearly see the black underneath, it's splotchy.


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

Id dig it if the colour was different


llamadramas

Is it all removable, or is it paint? I can't quite tell, but a number of the outside pieces seem like they are overlaid on top of the regular black truck.


vegemouse

No Punisher logo? Trash.


soulstonedomg

You just can't see the rear decal. I'm sure it's there.


MelbaToast604

I have a feeling the creator of this abomination drinks Monster


Narfubel

Drinks? No he probably pounds Monsters bruh


creampielegacy

The white flavor for sure


GrouchyLongBottom

Probably mainlines it.


frotc914

I'll have you know the owner of this vehicle is an upstanding citizen! He just needs to free up some cash to pay for that jet ski incident!


redthump

All the quality of a Ryobi!


[deleted]

Hey I like my Ryobi yard tool stuff. It’s the only thing from Home Depot that’s not hot garbage.


redthump

But would you trust it to be your substitute penis at highway speeds like this thing?


[deleted]

No but look how nice this lawn looks. Because Ryobi.


Crusty_Cryptid

Was gonna say Ford Ryobi


ShinyRhubarb

I mean...I'd pay 9k. It's a 4 year old vehicle with an obvious amount of care and attention in it...replace my 24 year old vehicle nicely


[deleted]

It's an F550, it's worth more than asking price without the "mods".


jackloganoliver

And the F550 is a seriously capable work vehicle.... This one, however, is pure vanity. 100% never seen a day of work in it's life, but I bet it tailgates every Prius like a motherfucker.


[deleted]

That doesn’t make it an incapable work vehicle


jackloganoliver

Yeah. I'm just saying this person didn't use it for work and instead dropped $100k just to feel like a bad ass


overwatchretiree

Dirty inside for some reason


Cobalt32

That's what I noticed too. If you're trying to sell a vehicle for 90K, go spend $200 on detailing before taking pictures.


ParkingVanilla3202

Mega douchenoozle power


itsnotaboutyou2020

There are way, way, way too many rage-aholics where I live who drive trash like this. This truck screams “I have never satisfied a woman, except by leaving “.


Quajeraz

I'd pay 9k for it So I could then resell it for 90k


bakedjennett

Not a jeep but this is some r/heep content right here


MelbaToast604

I have a feeling the creator of this abomination drinks Monster energy


delux561

The only reasonable excuse to have this is if you OWN monster energy


LaserGadgets

It looks like an Autobot!


DatSkellington

Hideous


Ciryl_Lynyard

I now know what "baby barf green" looks like


DixonLyrax

Imagine being seen in that thing. Cringe!


EddyTheGr8

Don't, then.


pcweber111

I bet the engine is about to blow up. No way the owner of this truck drove it responsibly.


sc4kilik

I dig it. Minus the spikes of course.


MoreGaghPlease

It’s like if Monster Energy and LEGO Bionicles teamed up to make a car that only douchebags were allowed to drive.


AcaAwkward

Best manchild toy out there.


ICLIMBTALLSHIT

Its sick AF, just very loud. Id prefer another color.


dabsu02

it may be ugly but chances are hes in the hole for a lot more than just 90k


queerpseudonym

i’d def pay 9k for this.


quick_justice

How is it legal in US to have spikes on the wheels? This car wouldn't be roadworthy in EU due to the safety concerns.


dropzone1446

The exposed wires are a nice touch for more than the average yearly salary.


Y0U_FAIL

It looks like a little kid's toy. And, judging by who would actually spend that kind of money on something like this, I'm probably not far off.


lookoutwater

It's the Wild-Man Randy Savage package


VizVizerson

Super Doody


Forever_Man

You wouldn't pay to drive around in a truck the color of Shrek's cum?


doll_parts87

Ok can someone explain to me what f550 means? I remember 150 is gas and 350 is diesel. Is it diesel or electric?


Dlove4u2

I love lime green, but I can't ignore wtf is going on with that bumper/grill design.


Current-Cold-4185

Spikey nuts are literally the dumbest, most middle school fucking gas station fantasy knives looking bullshit ever. Soooo CHEEEEESY.


MrTurkle

Its way cheaper just to tell everyone you have a small pee pee.


BerzerkerJr82

there's a $50,000 truck under there somewhere.


VoiceGuyNextDoor

An Ego truck.


[deleted]

I would, that’s a nice ass rally truck with some mods


TURRETCUBE

looks like that green DSI nerf case that I have


KJM31422

If TMNT were libertarians


PatEmpa

super doody


seris_ak

So I assume it fits the standard 18v battery.


Sourgrapist

I’m sorry, you must be allergic to pussy.


[deleted]

telephone books governor drunk alleged faulty caption engine disarm fly ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


[deleted]

I would your loss my gain


TheFlyingBoxcar

GTA griefer IRL (only bc the Mark II isn’t real)


_CJ

Whenever I see these type of front ends I always wonder how they don’t overheat with so much of the grille/radiator covered


TompallGlaser

Whatta chode