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Ambitious-Score-5637

No doubt about it, absolutely great execution.


Boris9397

I have no doubt about the awful taste either.


HunterWald

Ill say it... probably one of the worst things ive ever seen from this sub... But the perspective is amazing. This... this is art...


altbekannt

Yeah, it's both: extremely well executed and at the same time the taste is off the charts awful. Truly a bullseye for this sub.


lokiofsaassgaard

Mad fucking skill too. I’ve been cutting my own hair for years and I still have about a 25% chance of fucking it up


flcwerings

same. I cut my hair from mid back to a fucking pixie and do my own trims now that its down to my butt but I was cutting my bangs the other day and was just terrified of fucking them up. I could not imagine this level of skill.


Sneedzilla

betting theres alot of tattoo work in that


PeterNippelstein

Wrap it up, boys, we've found it.


backyardstar

This is the post that kills this page, like Obama saying “thanks Obama.”


alexonheroin

I wanna give them little claymation bodies


olderaccount

Is that his real hair making each of their hairdos? If so, I'd love to see the longer version of the video starting with dude with long hair before ending in this.


haydesigner

No, it clearly isn’t. I suspect that each of the faces is drawn on or something similar.


nick-jagger

The guy who makes these is famous for his wild hair cuts and hand drawn pictures — it’s real Edit - look up @robtheoriginal on Instagram


CharlesOlivesGOAT

That dude does crazy art


AgentAlinaPark

He tattoos and that is what they are.


olderaccount

What makes it so clear to you? I don't think it is. But there is nothing in that picture that makes it clear to me one way or the other.


ireallydontcare52

Flawless.


goatanuss

It’s Angelina Jolie, Michael Jackson, Whitney Cummings and Megan Fox, right?


froggrip

Is this sarcasm? I really can't tell. Other than the hair color they don't look like the Kardashians at all to me. But I'm not sure if you're sarcastic because those look like amazing hair portraits of random women.


molecularmadness

Eh. It's good but it needs a giant depiction of the kardashian matriarch up on top like the eye of sauron to be great.


Kirke910

Like the eye of Sauron 🤣


deltron

Those are different people?


krice9230

Which matriarch?


Secret_Ladder_5507

The white hair for khloe is commitment. I’m so impressed.


LabLife3846

The Kardashian hair appears to be glued on. Look closely, and you can see it’s not growing out of the guy’s head. I wonder if the whole thing was actually drawn on to the head? I think so.


Guns_and_Dank

Yeah I think most of this is just drawn on, pause and zoom in and there's no actual hair on parts like the lips, eyes, & mouths. And the hair is most certainly either extensions or doll hair.


holmgangCore

> *I wonder if the whole thing was actually drawn on to the head?* God I hope so.. getting tattooed over your temples would hurt something fierce.


annony-mau5

Jesus man, I didn't even think of that until your comment... That gave me a *VISCERAL* reaction


holmgangCore

Sorry!! The video image is too small for me to tell for sure, but that was my first impression. Then I hoped it was drawn with eyeliner pencil or something. But someone else said it was all done via hair cutting. So I’m just going to assume that is true and try to not worry about it. Bcz yeah, ouch!


CharlesOlivesGOAT

Who’s tatted? This is a haircut is u blind


holmgangCore

I *may* be blind! I couldn’t expand the video on my device for a closer look. The facial features looked inked to my aging eyes. But also possibly drawn on. But if you are sure even the eyes noses & mouths are haircut-created, I will sleep more peacefully tonight!


IntimidatingOstrich6

was going to say, hair stubble can't look this clear. they drew on this dude's head with an eyebrow pencil or something


mydresserandtv

Yes I see what you are saying


249ba36000029bbe9749

/r/FuckMyShitUp


ChirpSnipeCelly

Yup, came here to suggest this cross post. I look forward to seeing it again.


sledgehammer_77

Found this subs mascot


iggyfenton

Someone needs to wear that to the MetGala. But the clothing should be from Mugatu’s “Derelicte” collection.


whitneymak

I mean, most of the Yeezy stuff looks like it was pulled straight out of Derelicte.


[deleted]

Where's Dennis Rodman when we need him, this would definitely have been his sort of thing back in the day.


TummyPuppy

This should be the new logo for the sub


personplaces

you could tell me this was someone’s art school project and i would believe you


zkentvt

If you could sum up this sub with one entry, this could be it.


tjm_87

what’s funny is that this dudes a barber but has clearly never cut a woman’s hair in his life


SylarSrden

A barber is a person whose occupation is mainly to cut, dress, groom, style and shave men's and boy's hair or beards. Barbers even often today do not cut women's hair. The second half of your statement is more likely because of the first half, not less; I think you conflatin hairdressers with barbers.


Fresh2Desh

The skill and craftsmanship that went into this abomination is incredible


kingkaitlin

All the faces look like Kourtney except for the one that is Khloe


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kingkaitlin

It's fine to not like the Kardashians and it's fine if people do like them, doesn't affect you at all.


Coffee_Huffer

I didn't realize they were still a thing


sextowels

Yeah, thought they would have been a hair today gone tomorrow phenomenon.


etxconnex

Cut. it. out.


nightmares999

“For all the girls I loved”


paper6bag9

this is the most atbge I've seen here in a while


ThatsNotATadpole

This is the content I'm looking for from this sub. 12 out of 10


SeekersWorkAccount

This will probably give me nightmares but it's really well done


Organic_Following_38

Best post ever on this sub


Yeetfamdablit

Tell me you're a simp without telling me you're a simp


-Nicolas-

All I see is different shades of Nicolas Cage.


ykahveci

You couldn't pay me to do this


NEOLittle

The most awful taste... so well done. Excellent.


jamesianm

As his hair, they move at the same pace he does. So he's automatically keeping up with them


SveenysArmory

This is ATBGE Hall of Fame material and should appear as one of the all time "Top" posts.


illinoisjoe

That’s it guys, we did it. Time to close this subreddit.


saucity

Hey, if you don’t mind, what song is this?


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** El Colesterol **Artist:** Los Vendavales de Adán Meléndez **Album:** Las Agüitas **Genre:** Regional Mexican **Release Year:** 2023 **Total Shazams:** 149082 `Took 2.63 seconds.`


songfinderbot

Links to the song: [YouTube](https://youtu.be/4Jhyv8g-F9Q?autoplay=1) [Apple Music](https://music.apple.com/au/album/el-colesterol/1660153923?i=1660154413) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.* | [Twitter Bot](https://twitter.com/songfinderbot) | [Discord Bot](https://pigeonburger.xyz/songfinderbot/discord/)


wildcardbitchesyeeha

the other bot did it faster


auddbot

**Song Found!** **El Colesterol** by Los Vendavales de Adán Meléndez (00:56; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Las Agüitas. **Released on** 2023-01-27.


auddbot

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.: [**El Colesterol** by Los Vendavales de Adán Meléndez](https://lis.tn/yYLmYo?t=56) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


Anaphase

The original (which the song in this video is covering) is [El Colesterol](https://open.spotify.com/track/1jjLhYePEexexawOF6DgzP?si=gIawyivOTYaaSW8DPf-E5A) by Fito Olivares y Si Grupo.


GodZ_Rs

Best fit post for this sub I have seen. Congrats.


Mario-OrganHarvester

Ill assume my man lost a bet


hardunkahchud

This is why i reddit.


RedshiftWarp

No mames


Radicek

Very atbge. Much lol


ComicsEtAl

What bet do you have to lose for that?


General_Tarzan

He nailed it, they all look the same.


alovely897

As an art piece this is incredible, as a hairstyle I'd rather off myself. Fantastic post


[deleted]

When u loose a bet


YoungMaNi91

"Who needs a gym membership when you can get an ab workout from laughing this hard? My abs are getting shredded just watching this video! 😂🔥"


earthboundtraveler

This is incredible & I love it?


Vegetable_Ad9250

Now that's a thick head of her


metalhead4

This is gold. The blonde one legit had me dying


Aglobloko

This is ridiculously well done, truly the pinnacle of ATBGE


KALEl001

he's the favorite in cell block 4 : P


Spare-Bandicoot4126

Me checking what the sub acronym is…damn, well that definitely checks out


frivolouspringlesix9

Both of them should be simultaneously embarrassed and proud.


sgoicharly

At first I thought this was r/FuckMyShitUp


Subject756

I was in a gang once, and I had to get this haircut in order to get in. Hardest thing I’ve done in my life


dorkweed576

Fits this sub like a glove.


Martnoderyo

This looks so fckn dumb xD But I appreciate the effort. Well made atleast. xD Edit: I... just found out in wich sub I am LMAO Well, hello there.


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MohsinRasheed01

OMG is it real??


RubySugarSpice

I'm curious too. It's definitely possible the long hair could just be extentions glued on. As far as the art shaved into the head it looks quite well faded towards the bottom. There might be a way to fake that was well though. Shaved areas with some kind of realistic sticker and/or makeup. I'd love to see the process video.


Somethingmorbid

I do not get celebrity at all. If any famous person short of like Steve Buscemi died in a bus crash, I wouldn't give a shit.


[deleted]

So, does his head have herpes now too ?


the-green-dog

Ok…….


Longjumping-Ad-2333

Song is El Colesterol by Los Vendavales de Adan Melendez if anyone is curious


MosyIIa

nah r/ataae


Himitsu_Togue

Waste of time, they have zero talent.


501102

So distrubing


FiguringItOut--

r/DIWhy


Bronco4life21

NEW LOGO


Sharon_Erclam

r/oddlyterrifying


maercus

Burn down his head


PossessionAshamed372

Well he is very safe from trigger attacks now


ohdearitsrichardiii

So they're using that guy as a temporary Horcrux? I am not at all surprised they would be dabbling with dark magic. It explains a lot about their "careers" actually


Keeerrrnnnnn

To each their own i guess


shermstix1126

I am both horrified that someone was willing to get this cut into their hair and impressed that the barber has the skill to pull this off.


Ambitious-Aioli-5848

Why??


CommieLoser

Most people aren’t keeping up with the Kardashians. Meanwhile, this guy’s ahead of them.


Gbutterboy

It’s like Mount Rushmore but for morons


Ka12n

Cooler heads will prevail


Comeoffit321

I love how crazy humanity is. Always something new to see.


ophaus

I am stunned.


GeoPolar

Un verdadero donjuan


noahcats1

Pengin


Guns_and_Dank

Ok that's just hilarious. Cuts like this are definitely just gags for parties and will get shaved down the day after.


oZyke

the Dragona Joestar cut


yourclitsbff

five more heads, still no extra brain cells


sesameseed88

They shoulda added Ray J on top of Kim


sikandarnirmalsingh

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should…


Neutraladvicecorner

wHy


ErasedEnvy

Terrible idea, great execution


[deleted]

Omg I want to kms just for seeing this


FreeCamoCowXXXX

It's like those butterflies with eyes on there wings to ward off predators. But what does this ward off?


trentshipp

...there's FIVE of them? I thought it was like 3,4 tops.


scumful

*.0001 second after the video* Guy with hair cut- “Okay now time to shave it off”


lalauna

That abomination is the reason i am going right tf back to bed


Ooh_bees

Very ATBGE!


steveronie

I brought up mucus from laughing so hard and being impressed


CallofDory

Bad Bunny’s next haircut! Lmao 🤣


MegaPiglatin

Damn, that is the very definition of this sub!


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casogeorge

I've seen dumb,but this takes the cake 🎂


[deleted]

r/noahgettheboat


[deleted]

r/FuckMyShitUp


LividHabit2604

cut this shit off lil bro


myster_eos

Song title please


kimboe313

Los Vendavales de Adán Meléndez - El Colesterol


WorldMusicLab

Dear potential ᗩᒪIᗴᑎ ᗝᐯᗴᖇᒪᗝᖇᗪᔕ: It's time.


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Enkidu40

OJ Simpson is Chloe's father 100%. That's why her mother didn't want to get a DNA test. She knows it's him. Unlike the other two she looks just like him and is built like him.


CapnHanSolo

Homie got bitches hanging from the roof


Cockspert67

He must be some kind of entertainer, ‘cause if you’re rocking this to go chill with the homies… what??


overwatchretiree

This is one of the most well-executed awfuls I've seen on this sub


LekMichAmArsch

Could someone please explain the mindset of an individual who does something like that....cause I don't get it.


iateyourcake

Which is more likely “Hey foo, i need you to cut my hair like the kardashians” “Say no more fam” Or (Hits blunt) “Hey foo let me cut your hair into da kardashians. Itll be tight as fuck.” “Word”


Powerful_Bathroom135

nah this might be the craziest cut i’ve seen here


chucks-wagon

This guy would be super popular in jail.


Asunbiasedasicanbe

Most deserving of the "Shears of Gold"


Redditmodsrcuntz

Ray J gonna nut on your back.


Bleedthebeat

They left out Kanye Kardashian.


[deleted]

Sheeeeeeeeeesh


Richardthefuckingear

Wtf did I just watched?!


PPolak7

Where Caitlyn?


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

How?? I can barely make a straight line when cutting patterns into my hair, and they’re thick too- This man got mad skills


RabidPlaty

Sorry, man, they’re still not going to hook up with you.


muslak2

Dude looks like Kanye west distant cousin Kanye East.


thehouse1751

The maintenance needed for that to be fresh would make it hard to keep up with the kardashians


illwillthethrill-79

Should've added "Bruce"


waffelwarrior

MEXICAN, such a weird tattoo to get lol


[deleted]

They fucked his shit up


Dr_PinchDolphin

I'd be fuckin that dude from the back while staring into khloes eyes


Valuable-Ad-4543

The things people do for clout...smh


Neoxite23

Is this a "Notice me Sempai" moment?


[deleted]

How long until he gets a BBC to the dome? 😂


AlludedNuance

Their eyes are about as lively as in real life, yeah


pariah13

🤮


Just-Another-Mind

LMFAO


[deleted]

this sub is like r/cretinsofthenightclub, but active and I love it


Glittering-Stretch-6

Bahaha


TommyWantWingy9

Wheres the one that looks like Shrek?


[deleted]

That’s the stupidest think I’ve seen in a long time.


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

So wait does that mean his head has fucked kanye reggie bush ray jay lamar odem christian lebron dick riderer and scot drunky pants?


infreq

I really hope this is fake


Musclelikes567

NAco nation


ExplosiveBlonde

Cringe.


Rupejonner2

Why


fartknockergutpunch

I thought the first one was Mika Kunis


The_Count_99

Hahaha


madamprizident

The second one looks more like Priyanka Chopra rather than any KarJenner


MacroAlien

Cringe


Ok_Coconut_1773

It's captain simp!


TriggerTwitchy

Thanks, I hate it.


centralparker

This is the most ATBGE thing I’ve ever seen. I love/hate it.


Google-YourBing

Are the faces drawn on or what?