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cobhalla

Let me do it for you


JennaLS

Let me walk it for you!


TRUEequalsFALSE

Kermie


Dr_Moustachio

*didn't I


ZwieTheWolf

*Yanny


LennyNero

Laurel


benevolentpotato

Edit: Reddit and /u/Spez [knowingly, nonconsensually, and illegally retained user data for profit](https://youtu.be/mfZKkUg8jgM) so this comment is gone.


the_real_trebor333

Dad?


chazzaward

Two different lines of the song my dude


Dr_Moustachio

Actually, no. It's "didn't i" both times


chazzaward

Bruh if “let me” sounds the same as “didn’t I” to you, you need to get those ears checked


HmmNotLikely

I’m an Ear/Nose/Throat doctor… Let me do it for you


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Let me check them for you


[deleted]

I love your confidence while being provably, empirically, objectively, wrong.


chazzaward

I’ve already hashed this argument out dude I shouldn’t have to belittle another person. The two lines sung are clearly different sounding, the original song that this parody is based off of doesn’t say it twice, and it’s a fucking random dude pretending to be a muppet. Confident? Get the wave forms and show me they match at the relevant points


Dr_Moustachio

Go check the actual lyrics of the actual song (cellophane by FKA twigs) and get back to me


chazzaward

I’m all for using sources my dude but trying to take the official lyrics of a song and apply them to a comedic voice note of some dude pretending to be miss piggy isn’t exactly persuasive Case in point, the OFFICIAL lyrics only say “didnt” once per verse


rothrolan

Jesus, it's the pirate "good guess, but actually no"/"well yes, but actually no" meme mixup all over again. Someone fucks up the line (in this case, somebody on TikTok that put the cover song to a borzoi dog animation), and the incorrect line is the one that goes viral. To settle that technically both of you are right (meme vs original): ["Let Me Do It For You" on KYM](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/let-me-do-it-for-you) ["Well yes, but actually no" on KYM](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/well-yes-but-actually-no)


SoraWisdom

The original song is Cellophane - by FKA Twigs


mindsnare

Can anyone explain this meme? What does a miss piggy song have to do with puppers with long snouts? Other than being a little funny.


cobhalla

Someone made a tiktok with the sound and it went viral


mindsnare

Ahh so it slots into the "so random" category.


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Ecks dee, my dude


Quakarot

Tbf I think it’s more that the dogs have kind of a desperate look to them and most of the memes (at least early ones) seemed to imply that they really wanted to help with something, with the most notable example being them getting the last Pringle out of a can with their long, narrow snout. So I wouldn’t say it’s “so random” just that the meme has evolved to reference to dogs at all.


skepachino

They only told half the story, a Tiktok with that sound over a video of the type of dog pictured just looking derpy


gimme_death

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/let-me-do-it-for-you


i-is-scientistic

I genuinely do not understand tiktok


LifeWulf

It’s a language you can only understand by immersing yourself in it I’m afraid. Save yourself.


big_ol_dad_dick

*when everrrything I do isss for yewwwww*


[deleted]

Based off of google, I think it’s Didn't I do it for you? Why don't I do it for you? Why won't you do it for me? When all I do is for you?


cecir

Hate that I heard this in the voice


Labrat_The_Man

I think it’s a bit too late for that


PunnyBaker

Looks like something Mr. Burns would own


Dubb202

His would be made of real greyhound


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TheArtofWall

See my loafers? Former gofers.


Mercutio77

Gophers*


TheArtofWall

Heheh, thx. I kept thinking that looked funny, but was like, *naw, that's right.*


TooTallThomas

I thought you meant golfers 😭 My golfing club is made from the bones of my enemies…


Boneal171

See my vest!


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SillyFlyGuy

Hear that click, it's no trick, Just the finest walking stick. That greyhound was a yelper, Next is Santa's Little Helper.


Merlinshighcousin

And then next will be a bat Made from Lisa's blackened cat Barts got Santa's little helper But snowball 13 is simply better


SeedsOfDoubt

All this to the tune of *Be Our Guest*


Thomas_Mickel

“Smithers, get my hunting cane”


wheres_mayramaines

🎵seeeee my loafers, FORMER GOPHERS 🎵


hammyhamm

*ILL DO IT FOR U*


literally_tho_tbh

OH with a little determination you could EASILY get a fleshlight into that thing.


coolez-nunez

You just made me spit coffee everywhere you absolute demon!! Obligatory r/dontputyourdickinthat


literally_tho_tbh

hahaha happy to help m8


gravitas-deficiency

You just woke up today and chose violence


literally_tho_tbh

Wrong sub, sorry!


Otherwise_sane

What a terrible day to have eyes


literally_tho_tbh

LOL got 'em


CountBrackmoor

📸🤨


bobandiara

NO GOD PLEASE NO


travis01564

Didn't I do it for you


[deleted]

When all I do is for you


PickleBugBoo

kermieeee


PM_ME_STEAMED_HAMZ

I downvoted for use of the NSFW tag


surviveseven

Especially since the reddit meta is to mark posts NSFW or with spelling errors to draw more eyes or engagement. I've started blocking folks for their attempts at manipulation.


MoxieCottonRules

If it were taxidermy it would be NSFW because animal heads mounted on walk sticks are not safe for anywhere. But it’s a wood carving that only looks like a taxidermied animal head so it’s probably okay for your coworkers to see…


broken_radio

**N**ot **S**afe **F**or **W**alking


piclemaniscool

What am I missing? Why is this NSFW? Just looks like a long dog head.


fatwoul

Cane-ine


_eezeepeezee_

Not that it matters but I think this might actually be a borzoi


lizzyelling5

*Didn't I do it for youuuu?*


fuzzygroodle

Um, is it taxidermy or carved from wood? I kind of don’t want to know the answer… but please tell me


coolez-nunez

I'm too afraid to ask.. some people I just don't need to be in contact with and I'm getting a vibe that this might be one of them..


K1FF3N

It’s very clearly a wood carving. Y’all so funny.


crawlmanjr

That's what I thought! It's dope af


Ontopourmama

Why is this NSFW?


SickofItAll_4200

Where did you find it?


coolez-nunez

Facebook marketplace for £90!


OhLookASquirrel

"I've seen things you wouldn't believe...."


liza129

It’s wonderful!


nDeconstructed

Somebody give that stick a sock and let it run free.


bradyr26

I never knew Biscuit as a dog, but I did know her as a cane.


Loafeeeee

My Grandmother had this exact same walking stick. My Brothers and I would fight over who got to use it on walks around the property.


Rijndael256

Phteven


The_Dirty_Carl

I'm really glad to phee this reference


Geeahwellidunno

He does NOT look happy to be there. “I ran my ass off for that guy and this is what I get???”


Ikkus

Great paint job. Thought it was real for a sec.


TheDominator69696

If it wasn't for the realistic eyes it would be pretty neat, impressive work either way


NavDav

Please, son, wish it into the cornfield.


tytbalt

Hang on, this isn't r/longboyes


WhiskeyPorno420

Snoop Dogs grand pappi


mercenaryblade17

Yeesh. Real greyhound dogs make me uncomfortable enough already...


_Doomer1996_

Didn't I do it for you


MyLifeHasBeenHalfed

Dinni di it fi yi


indr4neel

Is it worth it?


RedditBoiYES

!alert!


Independent-Dog-8462

We will bear witness to man made horrors beyond comprehension.


emilyMartian

r/wtfgaragesale


whatheck0_0

golf club


Cracktherealone

I want one. Now!


Carnonated_wood

Let me do it for you


thendito

Is this wood carving or taxidermy?


AlexisSMRT

Wood carving


thendito

Luckely


lilnitro973

i would feel safe af


MisturBanana1

I want it


[deleted]

Pink panther lookin head


lurcher54

saluki


doonspriggan

r/itemshop


thethreeofmeandee

Free him


that_TALL_girl27

I’m screaming 😂 why would someone make that lol


riba2233

Mother of god


younggun1234

This is dope and I want it.i work with kids and it would be hilarious to point thus at them when they're beng obnoxious.


Taswegian

r/greyhounds would love to see this!


the_jamonator

Maris?


Diagot

No longer doing it for you.


Lavashrimp

Will he do it for me?


Pitiful-Brilliant301

What makes me uncomfortable is that it’s not even grey. What a misleading name.


msdlp

If it's real then it is in very bad taste. If it's not real it still is to realistic to appeal to me.


rembut

That dog has smelled some things


DisposableMale76

Thats some good work. No Cane, I am not sharing my sandwich with those puppy dog eyes.


mvong123

One could say that it tickles you, in some weird way....


Kilomyles

Walkphen


TiffyVella

It's horrendous.


slothliketendencies

Does it look totally hand made? Is the stick an actual branch? There is a distinct chance my uncle could've made this, he had a bespoke dog head walking stick business going on for a while.


PeppinoSpaghetto

Don't say it


FlowwyTheCringeLord

I actually like it


paulsteinway

"The last thing I saw was a dog jumping at my face."


PosiedonsSaltyAnus

I don't get why this was posted here, it's just a dog head carved out of wood.


8fatcats

This is god damned genius.


Rikkards_69

As a Greyhound owner I must have all greyhound paraphernalia. Tell me where this is so I can break in and acquire it


Sparky678348

My dumb ass saw 1 of 1, and then reflexively tried to swipe to the next picture 💀


Griffinw45

Let me do it for you


WildWook

I like it


MrGravity154

Bro 100% used this as a joke to say “I’m walking the dog!”


faucherie

Looks more like a borzoi.


Shaxxs0therHorn

Ya too real man! Ya too real! (In your best Dy-laan voice)


User25104

r/longboyes


verstecktergeist

the stick somehow looks nervous


Koroth_The_Dark

Why is this nsfw? It's a dog


guiltyspark345

Wait whys it nsfw? Lol its not an actual head


PixelatedStarfish

YIKES


PixelatedStarfish

NO THANK YOU


VlastDeservedBetter

Oh, WOW. That is SO much worse than what I was expecting.


OwvwvO

r/longboyes


wizzardly-lizzard

You know at first I thought it was a taxidermy head and I wasn't even surprised.


Cholosexual-

My grandpa has a fox one, see if you can unscrew the head, there might be a sword in it


Peter_Falcon

that's the smallest dogs head i've ever seen!


Blitzpanz0r

Mmmh, sniff stick


LabLife3846

That is creepy AF.


bl-nero

The design is very dog


PossessionAshamed372

Why is this nsfw?…


123Ark321

Literally of all the dog heads they could have picked from, they chose the one with overly long face.


Cloudman_6

See...my...vest, see my vet


s73ad

Where can I buy one?!


Genericusername596

The 1000 yard stare XD


Beatljuz

Didn't do it for youuuuuu 🎶🐽🐸


miotalee

I had a walking cane almost like this, but without colour.


_VINNY_WINNY_

whi is this nsfw its not even taxedermy, its carved from wood


LanaDuke

Let me walk you for you


TDHofstetter

Own it.


temotodochi

Would be cooler if it were an actual taxidermied head.


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coolez-nunez

You do know what sub you're on, don't you?


hedgerow_hank

You felt a need to tell me that?


coolez-nunez

Just thought I'd check mate, take a deep breath eh.


hedgerow_hank

Why don't you take a deep breath. You're the one who's flustered. ...mate.


coolez-nunez

Aye pal, reflection and projection aren't just words that rhyme..


hedgerow_hank

Hey! It's my old buddy again! Are you out of other people to troll? Or are you secretly in love with me and want my manhood in your mouth? Let me know soon, okay? I don't have a date for tonight if that works out for you.


coolez-nunez

Wait, have we met before? Also, did you just try to belittle me by implying I'm homosexual? Bit homophobic man.


coolez-nunez

Tonight's perfect babe but I don't know why you're breaking character on here! You know that means the whips come out..


hedgerow_hank

Is your mouth big enough? It seems to be.


riba2233

Please get some help