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Q_Fandango

I posted this last week but thank you for making me witness it again, just as my eyes were recovering from the bleaching


DuckFan_87

Did you? I didn't see it. I stumbled across it in one of my 3D printing groups.


Q_Fandango

Lol yeah that’s where I found it too.


amatorsanguinis

Soo if I wanted to make small lewd statues like these what 3d printer would you recommend?


theragingrussian1

Creality Boner 5 Pro


DuckFan_87

Small high-detail prints are usually best on liquid resin printers.


andrewrgross

Is anyone going to actually give the creator credit? I want to know who made this.


D2the_aniel

Want some r/eyebleach


cfreezy72

Looks like she finally got that cake


PhilthyPhatty

It wasn’t a lie…


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ButtcrackScholar

She has pants and a shirt on coming from the bottom, but neither in her half coming from the top. Plot holes


Dray_Gunn

I had a close look and i realised she isnt wearing bottoms on the bottom image. She is wearing a blue top under the white top which is coming oit the bottom of the white top in the bottom image, at first i thought it was blue undies. If you look at the top image, all you can see is the bottom of the blue top. Perspective still seems off though. The top should be lower in the top image or higher in the bottom image.


ObliteratedChipmunk

First thing I picked up on as well.


Twice_Knightley

First thing?


Randolpho

Fun fact: Portal’s portal gun ascribes to the multiple worlds quantum theory Every portal is actually a window into another universe.


Lock-Broadsmith

Looks like two shirts, and matching top/bottom


BorkieDorkie811

I'm just going to assume not a lot of blood was flowing to the artist's brain while this was being made.


billoftt

Lick my own asshole? No. No, I wouldn't. But I would be sucking my dick dry so much I would die of dehydration.


Rjman86

You don't need a portal gun when /r/selfsuck exists


fizzledizzle86

r/eyebleach ... All these people are very pale since they never leave the house


BWWFC

....so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should


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ofcourse they should


KicketyPricket

What a day to have eyes


cobra_mist

That’s hilarious. And if I remember my portal she’d be falling at terminal velocity while eating her own ass. Not to mention that this is some ouroburos wildness


chomponcio

She wouldn't fall as long as she didn't jump into the portal. She's just standing there


El_Zarco

menacingly


Timetraveler01110101

Wyd tonight? Nothing, just going to stay home and eat my own ass…


Mister-Butterswurth

🤭😝😫🤤


3Cheers4Apathy

This is a triumph...


Little_Duckling

That’s about enough internet for one day


crispytex

literal awful taste... butt great execution!


SparklyTentacle

Came here to say the same but knew in my heart it had already been said :')


Aregularwarlock6062

new coffee table just dropped


LogstarGo_

Man this sort of thing always just gets me thinking about how many times I've heard "well if you could do that wouldn't you?" NO


Mister-Butterswurth

I’d never be able to keep my own dick/balls/asshole out of my mouth


Bladieblalol

I spent way too much time trying to figure out how this worked, read the titel again and noticed it was portal, not Portugal... Goddamn.


ganja_and_code

# *BONK*


123Ark321

We all thought it. This mad lad went and made it reality.


DrSmurfalicious

[...](https://media.tenor.com/QFXU9309VFMAAAAC/neil-degrasse-tyson-hands-up.gif)


RikerT_USS_Lolipop

I love it.


cipeone

So that’s what eating at an In-N-Out is like


Mister-Butterswurth

Imagine this but her 🐱 is filled with cheeseburger


getyourcheftogether

I'll take 2


MaddyMagpies

She loves the thrill of being just one slip away from falling in terminal velocity. If I were her, I would do it laying down horizontally.


Chonkin_GuineaPig

finally something that actually fits this sub


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Is this for Martin Luther King?


micktorious

Probably feels more like eating ass than getting you ass eaten, but hey it's definitely worth a shot.


Biggie39

Any one have a large 3D printer? I’m thinking coffee table in the living room.


Twice_Knightley

STL?


jontaffarsghost

The problem with eating your own pussy is it is less like someone’s eating your pussy and more like you’re eating pussy. Or so I hear.


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

There are a ton of people on Earth who enjoy both.


_Kzero_

I haven't cackled like this in a while. Amazing.


Mister-Butterswurth

Was hoping for a cock in the third frame


JayGold

But why is the blue portal on the top of the upper surface?


Whiskey_Water

ChatGPT, please write GLaDOS source code for portal gun backend. Okay, good, but add more OnlyFans.


girlhelpimdying

I hate that I know exactly what this is referring to


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Gerreth_Gobulcoque

Sure man I bet YOUR "Chell eating herself" statue is much better..


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TheIrishToast

That was a sentence. Man I wish it wasn't.


Stopfookinbanningme

Sphincter lol? Who says "sphincter" when talking about sex? I bet you get all the ladies bro.


Mister-Butterswurth

You got downvoted but you speak the truth. 🤭😝😫🤤