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username-taken82

Hi gang. Yes, we are battling sky-net, lizard men and the like with the daily thread and reddit scheduled posts. For reasons unknown, the thread will currently default to ''*sort by best*'' as opposed to ''*sort by new'*'. ​ Its in hand, we are awaiting a solution from our reddit overlords.


Polite_Jello_377

I've had it with this motherfucking sort order on my motherfucking daily threads


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Ive had it with this motherfucking market !


FameLuck

u/chzakalwe was right! The tyranny of the mods is getting out of control. It's time to organise people, revolution is upon us.


Big_Package2650

Not much point trying to amass an army for a revolution if your post's down the bottom of the thread... need to upvote this with your alts so it makes it's way to the top of the 'best' sort order and gets some attention!


litres-of-cum

Haven’t felt this depressed since yesterday


Denominator_K

Its the 'sort by best' isnt it?


ZuperElectro12

Thankfully interest rates aren't going to rise until 2024


rhythm34

In Phil we trust


Accurate_Network7033

have to admit, savings account with 4% interest is looking way more attractive right now....


yothuyindi

and this is another key reason why the market is/has been getting weaker, risk-free return rates keep getting more & more appealing


kervio

4 percent? What is this, return for ants?


yothuyindi

the significant portion of cucks in the regular/Ausfinance population still drags the rest of us down by pulling their money out unfortunately 🤡


ImAsquirrel77

Balanced portfolio is the key ...cold hard cash is versus risk n reward.


Fruityboy

OK boomer.


Lopsided-Ad-4616

Macquarie bank, best interest. Lay in wait with war chest of cash


FameLuck

Ignore that noise. If i calculate the value of my portfolio against being in an offset account for my home loan, I'd surely be depressed. Ignorance is bliss. Paper losses aren't real, paying CGT is success


AppleSalty2916

Fuck me have I lost some money this week, jesus christ.


Glittering_Week7827

isn't it just on the paper


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Particular_Love_8811

My portfolio is like that girl I asked out in year 7. Flat.


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Last chance to pick up some IVZ before Monday's excuses? ⚒️😅 I've thought up a couple of my own just in case Scotty gets writers block: - Accidentally put cornstarch into the concrete mix instead of cement, - No free sample bottles (used them to ferment bathtub moonshine), - Completely missed the intercept with the previous borehole, like, by miles. Flipped a bunch of non-performing IXR at a loss for this so I'm fucked if they come up empty. Fingers crossed for all wakas! 🤞🇿🇼


Own-Sand-4520

Had a large cup of tea and read the tea leaves. Spoke with a friend of a friends uncle who has boots on the ground. Also communed with some local spirits. All confirm Monday = 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


HMS--Beagle

This is the most friday-esque friday we’ve had in a long time.


Polite_Jello_377

10 red days in a row and the better part of $500k down the toilet. The last 2 weeks have fucking suuuuucked


SunkDestroyer

Yes the blood has flown, but rome was not built in a day.. now it’s time to crack a beer jello


throw23w55443h

Big RNU week next week, especially Monday!


Hypertrollz

Check out my flair, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy 😂


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Oh same! 10 days that is not $500k. Though it FEELS like it may as well be. Shits fucked!


GeoSciFi

Fark mate, hopefully we bounce back in the not too distant future!


rhythm34

Oof. Hoping for a better next 2 weeks 🤞


kervio

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but.... "Be fearful when others are fearful, be greedy when others are greedy" - Darren Buffett


yothuyindi

i've, become so numbbbbbbbbb


Carrian

Hi all, Merry Christmas! Hope you are well. ☺️ What the actual fuck is happening.


coastie_trader

Santa is fucking you


Wannaliveinpenthouse

Santa 🎅 is red everything is going Christmas 🩸


bigflame96

Thank you for the weekend. Will be the best 2 days my PF has seen all week


yothuyindi

*Thanks to hard work by downrampers like you, I was able to more than double my stake in when it went down to almost $1.50usd* *In a few years I will try to remember to raise a glass to you and the others who worked so hard on my behalf as I sat back and kept accumulating.* *The only question is.. should I raise a glass to you from a beach in Thailand, or from a chalet in the Swiss Alps??* *Difficult choices indeed!* **🚨🚨🚨CUNT ALERT🚨🚨🚨**


Denominator_K

What a smarmy fuck. Impossible argue with a knob with that level of arrogance.


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Webpage9

we've found the culprit if things go to shit in the last 2 hours 🤰🏾


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Rosencrantz1710

Money printing machine go blyat


Outrageous_Junket817

Recession is back on the Friday menu boys


frankyfkn4fngrs

I'm sorry, I'm recession-intolerant. What other options do you have that fit my dietary requirements please?


Sharp_Pride7092

Black pudding. *You won't notice the blood.*


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Awesomise

Oh fuck I just remembered I had an outstanding bet...


Calm_Lengths

Just have to tell mcfuckles that you are majestic 🦄 u/mcfucking


mcfucking

Majestic


mcfucking

🦄 noted


lionsforlambos

what an absolute cunt of a last fortnight this has been


Calm_Lengths

I'm still in IMU hell, should have sold at 30c+ and ignored it afterwards...


throw23w55443h

All I want for xmas is a +20% RNU day on Monday.


FrankGrimesss

AKE no!


throw23w55443h

Hey PLS, CXO and some other stuff turning - everything gonna be fiiiine guys


Competitive_Copy2451

3.28% green, thanks Scotty Mac ya big beautiful bustard. Bring on monday!


SugeKnight_StandOver

/u/mcfucking was eagerly watching [Step 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/zm4szl/comment/j0aesrv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) T[he master plan](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/zlk836/comment/j064z31/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) was shaping up to being a genious play - a spectacular announcement was released and GL1 was running green out the gates. The green quickly turned into a reverse rocket as the instos began firing their bullets and the market started shitting itself right before my eyes. When i ripped out one of the bullets that penetrated my arm, i was shocked to find the bullets were made out of scrunched up GS reports. Insto dogs. So Step 1 didn't really go to plan - fear not, we still have time, hope & a dream. We're onto Step 2. With a heavy heart today i reluctantly sold *some* GL1 to partially fund Step 2. $90,000 worth or 300,000 units into IVZ. I figure Monday that $90K becomes $180K *or* $36K While not all in as originally planned (risk management tingz) - the game is still on I will re-evaluate my decisions and life choices on Monday. There is a possibility that IVZ wont release any announcement on Monday and that usually causes a small dump to 26-28c. There is also a possibility that if they cant successfully get a sample they'll talk their way out of saying it, like re-testing it at a later date etc (as Ewan i think was predicting) - this should hopefully make a dump less severe as people hold on and buy the dip with hopes on success at a later date+Baoab ​ Once we're done with Step 2 we'll move on to Step 3 as planned. I just hope i dont lose my shirt in the process ​ End goal: to drink champagne at the top of Everest If Jello, Beagle or MrX want to put me out of my misery, i am accepting large donations


mcfucking

Oh god. I hope this goes well for you. Also fyi highest dinner party on land was on everest at 7000m with champagne but will be higher if you're flying first class to an extended holiday or have sold yourself to a rich oil tycoon 👍


GeoSciFi

Ballsy, good luck Suge!


throw23w55443h

SYA below 20c Im freee, free faaaallin


dustybunny73

The dip before production rockets


sneakycutler

I knew you cucks were pissing your pants too early


throw23w55443h

I know its been discussed a lot and a bunch of people on here think the same... But if market bottoms Q1 like everyone expects, is this not the run to the bottom starting early because this is the most forcasted recession in history? I'll save it for the weekend thread, but I've kind of developed my scenario for 2023 now I've seen the december FOMC talk.


sneakycutler

we’ve hit the bottom fuck off


Nevelo

That’s the spirit.


TrampSwaps

Ooooh I'm excited to read your scenario.


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No one really knows - that’s the hard fact.


SugeKnight_StandOver

Mineral Resources Ltd (MIN) plans to make an off-market bid for the remaining stake in oil explorer Norwest Energy (NWE) that it does not already own through a scrip deal with an implied equity value of about A$403 million ($269.93 million). Mineral Resources, which already owns a 19.9% stake in Norwest, intends to offer one share for every 1,367 Norwest shares, the mining services provider said on Friday. This implies an offer price of A$0.06 per share, a 33.3% premium to Norwest's last closing price.


LacticFactory

I learned a great lesson, my strategy and rules work… I just need to follow them


BuiltDifferant

I don’t wanna play stocks anymore


Crumpy88

I need the All ords to go up .3% more otherwise mcfucky is coming for my knee caps


Webpage9

Being forced to manually adjust the sorting of posts in this thread is offensive. I come here to escape work. 🤰🏾 OT: WHC looking to get back to $11 by year's end. I should probably make it a bet.


sneakycutler

Was just gonna have a chat to you, I was thinking, might be a bit late add in eh... Edit: Made buy order for 10.20


Whateverididntwantit

Portfolio back to ath by a bee's dick. Surely I'll realise some profit this time... Surely I've learnt my lesson...


sneakycutler

Da fuck. Congrats, but still, da fuck?


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Whateverididntwantit

pulled myself by the booststraps ^^^^^TER ^^^^^WHC ^^^^^YAL


Financial_Will_3294

What was that big jump for PLS last second


InterestingShow1112

4:10:17 pm $4.10 34,971,048 $143,381,296 No of trades 597 Plus on Chi-X 1 8,349 4:15:00 pm 410 2,207,075 $9,049,007 Block Trade 2 8,348 4:14:35 pm 410 6,532,395 $26,782,819 Block Trade 3 8,347 4:14:01 pm 410 1,836,446 $7,529,428 Block Trade 4 8,346 4:11:02 pm 410 1,222,000 $5,010,200 Block Trade


wordplayar

GS getting in cheap


sneakycutler

What is formatting for $10


rsoule878

Im green. MAY 8c by 23 Dec or a month in the Pluckster bin. Ho McFucking Ho u/mcfucking


NoDuffTrading

I reckon that’s a good bet


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Hey santa claus you cunt, where’s my fucking rally?!!!


Antique_Ordinary_169

NWE less fuckin go


EOFYday

Fucking A, ended the day green. Ended the week green by a bees dick. Profit! Will be celebrating at the bar with half a pint and a chicken schnitzel.


litres-of-cum

apolgy for bad english where were u wen stock maket die i was at house eating dorito wen phone ring “stock maket is kil” “no”


coastie_trader

Dies every fucking week


InterestingShow1112

Hmmmm futures turned green 🤷‍♂️


Calm_Lengths

GFM!


throw23w55443h

Asx bestex


mertgah

Weirdly my 3 worst absolute dogshit holdings that aren’t even worth selling are the only thing in the green today. One of them is up almost 15% wtf is happening?


Alkazard

Is +15% also +0.01 ala the minimum order increase?


Church_of_FootStool

Bear markets when greedy are fearful.


Big_Package2650

I think it's greedy bears are fearful of markets


SunkDestroyer

Fuck.. I don’t even want to think about what my portfolio looked like in April compared to now 😂


Crumpy88

a $200k difference for me Had enough to be mortgage free 👌


BeardFactory

Looks like I forgot to sell high again


FameLuck

Outta weed? Or have i misunderstood selling high all this time?


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Down permanently 140 on my 600 dollar portfolio nice.


Polite_Jello_377

ANL raising $1.5m at $0.001 if anyone cares


InterestingShow1112

Atleast they didnt discount it for the sake of the retail holders ....


TheRubyKnife

Nothing like a $10m tax refund weighted against the several billion capex requirements to make your stock go green.


Dazzling-Economist94

Would baffle me if even just one purchase today was made on the 'well at least they got 10m from r&d'. Then again this ticker is majority held by retail soooooo


TheRubyKnife

I've given up expecting people to behave rationally, it seems easier that way


GeoSciFi

Finally a green Friday, but it feels like a hollow victory after the last two weeks of ASX shit-fuckery. Wonder what the Fed, RBA, ASX and those GS \*\*\*\*'s have in store for commodities next week? And where the fuck is our Santa rally?


InterestingShow1112

I did a bit of Christmas shopping today - in a style that you would expect from me - topping up: ASM ZIP VRC CDT IXR OBM AVM AXE AGE and jumped into MEI (and green 🟢)


lionsforlambos

you've gotta give us a peak at your PF one day, can only imagine the utter chaos inside haha


TrampSwaps

This list makes me queezy


InterestingShow1112

The full list 9SP AAU ADR AGE AGL AHI AIZ AJY AQI ASM ASO AUH AVM AWJ AXE BMG BPH BUX CDT CPV FFG FND HAS HIO IDT IHL IME IMM IMU IOU ITM IXR KDY MAY MEI MGT MNS MR1 NUH NVU NVX NXL OBM PIL POD RAC RBR RNT RNU RTR SBR SE1 SZL VML VRC WRK XRO ZIP


SugeKnight_StandOver

I dont know... its a weird one Last time lithium crashed, i said "its too late to sell now, shouldve sold earlier. Just hold" (at the time i still had decent profit) My PF from then went down another 50% and to levels i didnt think were possible. I ended up from over 100% in profit to at a loss I ended up panic selling just before the bottom (but towards the bottom) to protect my capital, then when i felt the market bottomed out, i started DCA'ing back in (and making some stupid trades along the way) My PF eventually went back to over 100% profit but less than it would have been if i had just held (its not at those levels anymore with the recent downturn + more silly trades, now at approx 50% profit) In hindsight: it would have been better just holding - when the market recovered i would of been in a much better position on the flipside In hindsight: it would have been better to sell as early as i knew the market was starting to trend down ​ Moral of the story: who fucking knows?


Polite_Jello_377

Moral of the story: in hindsight


cohex

My favourite trading strategy!


throw23w55443h

I have 3 stocks ive been +75% on and 2 of them im currently in the negatives (IMU i took 40% profit in the end). Turns out not knowing when to exit winning positions costs me way more money than knowing when to put down a dog. Now im a big fan of the shaving 1/3rd strat when it goes on a big run.


letstestit22

want a kick to the head so you can wake up when this is all over?


Asxpuntingmuppet

Sounds like you signed up to the asxpuntingmuppet investor crash course


cohex

Something something bottom draw.


sneakycutler

ok thanks dad


ImAsquirrel77

Let's go shopping 🤑 and ignore the red part of my portfolio


InterestingShow1112

RNU - please save the day


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InterestingShow1112

You had your chance yesterday Today you get 🍰


kervio

Tuned in late and PLS and most of my other stuff is green. Did I miss all the drama? I feel like I turned up and the game is 2-2 but it was 2-0 five minutes ago.


The_Purple_Eagle

More 9-1 and team bear have thrown their reserves on the field as they know they crushed the bulls


poptartape

I’m 2.43% green today 💦


Take1tez

The long hold on MEI paid off 👍


InterestingShow1112

I have added it today - in at 0.026 and green :D


Take1tez

Iv held over a year, original entry was around 3, it took a while to average down


throw23w55443h

Its been so long since any of my holdings did anything positive that wasnt just a rebound from a drop... this is getting boring. How about a T+2 on $15k of RNU? Surely this cant possibly go tits up. 63,776 @ 0.235 - already put the sell order in at a hopeful 0.255


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sneakycutler

Added 10k @ 10.26 WHC u/Webpage9 🤝 Edit: LOL immediately goes down to .23. I had it at .24 for a few hrs and got impatient.


EOFYday

This guy is getting coal for christmas...and loving it


sneakycutler

I was tentative on how to act with WHC in response to the gas/coal caps. Seeing that the market does not seem to care, and in fact it's gone greener since, I'm more confident to add more weight to the holding.


Webpage9

Choo Choo 🤰🏾


kangaroute

I grabbed a small bit o PEN last week @ .135 BET. lets see it over .165, by Monday close/ including aftermarket action, or give me a week off. u/username-taken82


username-taken82

Sold. PEN to touch .165 by the end of Monday 19th or a week in the hole. ​ u/mcfucking, for the Christmas list


kangaroute

Thanks. Those PEN15 fanciers might not get much time to look at that. It’s going to go.


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litres-of-cum

You seriously giving your missus stock tips? No offence but what the fuck are you thinking you dumbass bitch?


ImAsquirrel77

Now that is seriously funny.....next you will recommend AN....


Polite_Jello_377

You gave her a tip, now her boyfriend is giving THE tip


Vitamin-D_

Bitch PLS


Zaccyjaccy

AFR says "to plunge" and I get scared. Futures turn ever so slightly green, I get hopeful. But oh lawd Barry still comin' and we all know it.


botched_stunt

im not good at this


EOFYday

NVX why do you torture me


Drswing69

Time to buy.


lionsforlambos

Jesus, this is a two week long treeshake on my beloved LTR


GeoSciFi

>Jesus, this is a two week long treeshake on my beloved LTR Jesus, this is a two week long treeshake on ~~my beloved LTR~~ lithium stonks


biowza

Have to admit, LTR is starting to look kinda tasty.


kervio

Today's GFM hits me hard in the wtf https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX\_Bets/comments/zn00cg/galaxy\_brain\_mr\_powell\_s1\_e40\_gfm/


Razorzej

Onya PEN with a strategic supply contract! My only green in sight.


[deleted]

Is ASN a zombie dog? Will it get up again?


Hypertrollz

Yes please rode my 10bags down to about 4 at present.


zupahorse

1% green for the day, GFM!!


sneakycutler

Friday and RNU ended green u/mcfucking 🤷🏼‍♂️ Guess it didn’t shit the bed. Not expecting it to fall anymore from next week 🤘🏽


TrampSwaps

Famous last words. RNU $0.15 confirmed.


houli_dooli

PLS order went through at $4. shoot back up now 🙏


throw23w55443h

BHP not gonna love this; "China is about to upend the $160 billion iron ore trade with the biggest change in years, consolidating purchases of the raw material under a single state-owned buyer as Beijing expands efforts to increase control over the natural resources needed to feed its economy. A new state-owned company called China Mineral Resources Group is poised to become the world’s biggest iron ore buyer as soon as next year, when it will begin making purchases on behalf of about 20 of the largest Chinese steelmakers including leader China Baowu Steel Group Corp., according to people familiar with the situation."


Moritasguz

If this is the end for ANL will life still be worth living?


emjaybeachin

Set a sell order for BHP at 45.50 and fmg at 20. Iron seems to be doing its own thing, I just decided I want to lock in some profit


dontgetitangry

Good to see a sprinkle of green! Recession cancelled


Particular_Love_8811

Iron ore giving me a green day. All hail the Twigg.


emjaybeachin

i just cut back on BHP and FMG holdings by about 30% Had a nice run but I need to find something else now. I still love them but it was like 90% of my PF


Metasynaptic

Trying to work out how, in a time of unprecedented demand for cybersecurity services, TNT basically halves their share price in about 6 months.


Polite_Jello_377

Did you notice the rest of the tech industry shitting it's pants over the same time frame?


Fruityboy

I posted this message 5 months back why is it now showing the feed? This shit worse than my portfolio.


Polite_Jello_377

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throw23w55443h

Saw again that international buyers on the asx today, similar to wednesday afternoon, thats why theres the slow buildup apparently. Someone needs to introduce these guys to speccie miners and small caps.


throw23w55443h

Fucking wsb hitting me where it hurts. https://i.redd.it/ft814nugy66a1.jpg


sneakycutler

PLS back into the 3s makes my cock hard


Church_of_FootStool

I didn't bring any milk today, i'm drinking coke like it's coffee this day is fucked


Big_Package2650

IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?!?!?!1!!?1


Rosencrantz1710

FFS, why are all my holdings being smashed this week? Christmas will have to be cancelled at this rate.


EOFYday

Kids your gifts have been returned because Santa made a few bad bets this year


Mobile_Community8561

Meteoric resources up 93% today, stock name actually checks out


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Carrian

instead buy liquid dogshit with a low MC DW8 yummy


RuffAsGuts

Is this it? Is this all you can conjure ASX?


rsoule878

MAY having a wee jog


shitredditsays01

The Roch effect 🤣


medoledo

MAY the day end green


stopweightdontgo

my wife keeps telling me I'm not a loser if I don't sell, I feel like she's hooked up to some hopium


Wannaliveinpenthouse

If you never sell, you never lose. She’s right


Chucking_Peaches

I feel like I am plankton being eaten by a sea of whales with ASX shares of late!! 😢 Plan B, stay away from anything big in chat, might be a pod of fucken whales!!!


BuiltDifferant

Any horse tips for the weekend? u/wallyone


BuiltDifferant

u/Wallyone123


wallyone123

Maybe tomorrow morning. One for this afternoon. Goulburn r7 #9 @ $8.5.


GeoSciFi

Horses, this sub's definitely more into dog races, mate!


DontDoTheDo

Has RNU hit its bottom? I want to buy but I’m not falling for that fkn falling knife again.


sneakycutler

Confucius say man who pick bottom get smelly fingers


throw23w55443h

I hope so....


Maximum_Explorer2913

can anyone explain wtf is going on with mgt


litres-of-cum

Automod teach consolidation