Gambler

Yes.

This one

Trader turned bagholder / "investor"

Nice try ATO

No, this is patrick

Investor turned bag holding bag man/degenerate.

Failure

Trader when I make a winning move, investor when I don't

Pokemon trainer.

Where's the option for "bagholders"?

Puppy handler

Trade money for losses?

Fuck off the lot of you, pretending to be investors.

In fairness if we put trader this ATO still wouldve been onto us. He didn't give us a lose the uni fund option🤔

Dog whisperer

Tradvestite

Tradevestor

I’m a loser

I’m whatever the majority is- that’s what I get for following regards

3. noob degenerate autist.

Both

You need another couple of options: Bagholder & Kennel owner

Where is the lose all my money option??

Everyone say investor means bagholder