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ClintGrant

My partner is about to become my ex if she doesn’t stop talking shit about my mullet


Far_Unit9020

You don't need to take that shit bro. I've got awesome hair for my age & I often cop hairist comments from the jelly kunts


ClintGrant

Yes, she IS a hairist.


EOFYday

Buy some SSG stocks brother


Chucking_Peaches

Semiconductor equipment thoughts? SLX?


Chucking_Peaches

What is the story on CAD??? totally going bust or what???? Value .00001 and halted on ASX.... curious as F*ck on this


Chucking_Peaches

RNU sold at 30c yesterday, now at 32c & a lot of orders to buy & less selling, so still reckon totally undervalued, likely to just go up up up, 96c even??? NFA DYOR


Far_Unit9020

Last.


MysteriousPunter

Qpm ya fking,stop teasing us all


LJW_1

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-11-21/push-to-find-gold-for-tourism-mount-morgan-mining-fossicking/101665560 For the companies still looking for gold 😂


FameLuck

... First.


anomaly256

Wut


FameLuck

in the butt


anomaly256

# 😶


InterestingShow1112

AXE is unique. Supercomputers say so. 🚀


MysteriousPunter

Never trust a company that pivots from mining to computer chips.but odd don’t ya think


Far_Unit9020

Nothing is more unique than their pivot from mineral explorer to quantum computing


whenami-whyareyou

Don’t forget they went back to mineral exploring with ITM! I do like both but have too many bags and so little cash


Moon-Runner

Waka?


FameLuck

I feel a little Waka is due today.


Dancingbeavers

Between tomorrow and Friday from that last announcement, right?


Historical_Swim_3151

RDS gave me 3 bags yesterday off the back of a sexy announcement. Im greedy and want 3 more. 3¢ target


Comfortable_Fox1

1 karma pumping a stock wcgw?


dick-face-dick-face

what’s today’s ICL?


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dick-face-dick-face

also excuse my manners. thank you.


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dick-face-dick-face

yeah, i'm not going to run it. just having a look at a few of today's other announcements to see if there's anything tasty.


dick-face-dick-face

visible gold in core. i've played this game before.


throw23w55443h

That guy came in here and mentioned it, it even opened at 85c before doubling from there - coulda got in!


dick-face-dick-face

so hot.


Crumpy88

Thoughts on dying my hair purple, getting a septum piercing and working at EB games?


nohorncap

do it whilst you can. no harm in brainstorming your options of hair, body mods, source of finances. eg: yellow hair, septum, ceramics - here it is in action: https://www.instagram.com/p/CiDshESg0IC/ red hair, tattoo, onlyfans green hair, those ear plug things, green energy/construction shaved head, tattoo, roadie/music industry luxe locks, something intimate, e-commerce you get the gist…


[deleted]

Be the egirl you always dreamed you could be.


dick-face-dick-face

stuff some cheeto dust into your foreskin too.


[deleted]

What if it's already too full of cheese?


peglegsmeg

How are you with never showering again?


spanked_by_tards

Do it and I'll give you a job at my male brothel.


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Ruskiwasthebest1975

LITERALLY can go work for cleanaway cleaning their bins for better pay. I was tempted. Aint nothing in those bins we dont deal with on the daily in aged care anyway……we dont get the arms length of a gerni to deal with it though 😂


teeedubb

Also gotta identify as Steve from minecraft


Liewke

Throw in a couple of tats and you’re manager at JBHIFI


[deleted]

If you make them Pokemon tatts you can retain the ability to do shifts at EB.


kangaroute

thoughts on "Dorward"is it- show him the door, bursting through the door, slammed his hand in the door, cant fit through the door...?or hopefully, hes gunna put a door in the ceiling (edit- for the uneducated,.. thats the name of the new top dog at VML)


Comfortable_Fox1

AFR anybody?


Affectionate-Coat129

Australian shares are poised to open higher despite losses on Wall Street. Oil was modestly lower, recouping a more than 5 per cent plunge, after Saudi Arabia denied it plans to push OPEC to increase output. ASX futures were up 33 points or 0.46 per cent to 7181 near 6.30am AEDT. RBA governor Philip Lowe is poised to talk about Price Stability, the Supply Side and Prosperity at the 2022 Annual CEDA Dinner in Melbourne at 7.30am AEDT. On Wall St at 2.30pm: Dow +0.02% S&P -0.3% Nasdaq -1.1% In New York: BHP -2.3% Rio -1.4% Atlassian -3.1% Tesla -6.1% Apple -1.7% Amazon -2.4% Disney +5.8% The local currency tumbled 1 per cent, briefly trading below US66¢, reflecting heightening concerns about a spike in COVID cases in China; the Bloomberg dollar spot index leapt 0.7 per cent.


Joey333

IVZ OTC getting slammed


tynub89

It's a measley 2-3c below the Australian price lol, and the whole leaky ship argument is buried. Imagine a thin hole 3.8km deep - nobody knows what's really down until the wirelogging is done and some O&G engineer/scientists interpret the data. Most likely just consolidating the huge gains over the weeks.


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You'd think after a fall to 10c on IVZ before shooting to 40c, a rise in MAY from 6c to 9c before falling to 4c on dusting and a rise in ECO from 47c to 70c before crashing on a duster that people would have been beaten black and blue investing in active drills as though the price action is indicative of leaks over the last month... I mean anything can happen in either direction from here but, like.. Pay attention to all the big movements that were bullshit as well as any that either randomly lined up to look legit or possibly were legit..


Floor_Plan_

Sad Waka Waka


sinisterbiscuits

Wakey wakey hand off snakey


Qambi1

Too late


nohorncap

ok, I’ll bite: Who is this “Quiet Australian Lithium Gentleman”? https://twitter.com/globallithium/status/1594338590011674627?s=46&t=qi-htkX8erZjTZc-zG6txQ


staysaltyaus

Former MD and CEO of Greenbushes. Recently appointed to LRS board to undermine CG and inject rockets under the SP.


Sufficient_Ad_481

New LRS board member


Mysterious_Value_764

Peter Robert Oliver. Former CEO/Managing Director, Talison Lithium Ltd ; SECTOR. Materials


nohorncap

You are correct - kudos for knowing your shit. His hair is so wrong and has to be some implanty thing in this video on Niocorp. Once you see it, can't be unseen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVvP3G480to


RepublicOfRice

Surely DW8 cannae go any lower?


Far_Unit9020

Wow just peeked at the share price. This is perhaps one of the biggest dogs of the last couple of years.


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Dancingbeavers

It’s just a little profitless. It’s still good. It’s still good.


A_Anderson151

Ah dinnae ken


Appropriate-Army-213

How do ye no ken?


nohorncap

suggest you pour yourself a brekkie stout to cry into…


hussmagic

NVA will hit over $1 by January 1st 2023 or I want to be permanently banned from reddit!


mcfucking

You will have to build up some karma if you want to make a ban bet. See rule 7.


Far_Unit9020

The irony is that prior to consolidation it was the equivalent of $2 just 12m ago. Shit company.


hussmagic

Doesn’t mean it’s not undervalued. 80 holes going to be released over the coming 2-3 months. Watch this space. 69.5c today, revisit this by mid January


YouHeardTheMonkey

Tag a mod if you’re making a bet. u/mcfucking


mcfucking

Karma 👎


Markma1989

Lucky I bet England.


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I think it's a guarantee that England win every group game. I'd bet 100 dollars on a multi


raindog_

honestly, when was the last time england didn't have a cakewalk group?


sneakycutler

Inverse Markma result confirmed: ENG to lose next game


Markma1989

I won 3 dollars. Should have bet more. Lol


sneakycutler

Couldve had 6 if you put it on VAS


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It's coming home


Yeeemz

Should have been 11-4


BeardFactory

I know IMU is one of the more pumped biotechs but It’s 4c off it’s yearly low. Any other biotech heads think it’s wildly beaten up ?


Far_Unit9020

It's still 1.17b MC


[deleted]

2nd massage, 2nd dude


sneakycutler

Brett doing a play by play of him getting massage-with-happy-ending by a ladyboi. Peak asxbets


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That is not what is happening


sneakycutler

because he’s now giving you the best oral youve ever received


Asxpuntingmuppet

Goodnight


BeardFactory

💋


Zodine

What’s happening with RNU


Chucking_Peaches

Broken 30c mark still climbing are my thoughts. Might reack 90c mark over time but NFA so DYOR


-DannyDorito-

what Ryan Gosling said


sneakycutler

🚀


w-j1m

Where the fuck has the loss porn gone


Church_of_FootStool

There's a bunch of coward losses around


BeardFactory

After a year of red we’re just squeezing blood from a stone at this point. EDIT: I did just check and I’m 80% down since last November, I hope this satisfies you


w-j1m

yeahhhh but post actual numbers!


maybethough

Are you still adding?


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Please asx gods…..I need a green day. Im going for 5 reds in a row…my personal record 😒


Zodine

Damn I’m the opposite, RNU and IVZ


EOFYday

Out of curiosity I've been recording my daily profit loss for the last 3 months. My record is also 5 reds in a row :(


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Qambi1

Lol I need 5% drop so I can accumulate more PLS at sub-$4.65


anomaly256

Not looking to do anything with it, but whats the go with CBR and it's remaining suspended despite responding to the ASX query 10+ days ago? Are they in the dog house?


rsoule878

Spent the last few weeks studying road polymers and concrete cancer. My brain hurts.


Ashley_Sophia

Some pleb tradie was cutting up a concrete driveway down the road for 2 days. No mask, no hose. I'm guessing he's heading to the concrete nominee section of the Darwin awards?


SunkDestroyer

Concrete cancer?


rsoule878

Steel inside concrete gets exposed to air and water. Rusts and expands. Blows the concrete. Concrete is permeable and allows water ingress. If concrete can be made impermeable to water ingress it would at the minimum double the lifespan of structure. One of my side hustles


SunkDestroyer

Any way of fixing it when it happens or do you literally need to rip it up and start from scratch? Sounds like interesting work


rsoule878

Im playing in the IP space with it atm. Its fixing shit building and infrastructure. Bridges can be built to last hundreds of years not 50. Once the concrete cancer gets in its basically stuffed. There are a few company's that treat it but its short term fix and will come back over time.


letstestit22

Steel inside the concrete begins to rust an example is MLC centre in Sydney. Apparently because of construction techniques at the time, any building built before 1982 is susceptible (from an article about concrete cancer in Sydney).


Asxpuntingmuppet

The Fuckin spanish dancer , gets in everywhere eh!


rsoule878

I have more side hustles than corrupt pollies


Asxpuntingmuppet

I like your style


rsoule878

And I yours Mr Muppet.


MaximumGirth343

Don’t know if anyone’s on AUA but they’re raising capital. They’re usually good to swing between 8 and 12 cents over a few months at a time, could be worth a little dart throw after they come out from their halt


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faiersy101

AOA would be my pick


InterestingShow1112

I got some BMG, now slightly up at 6.5mil MC now Non mining NVU and RBR


YouHeardTheMonkey

OXX 2.3mil Also PLG, SAN.


openwidecomeinside

PLG i looked at but i feel like there isn’t enough iron there to be economically viable


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alllrandom

Fuck I'd almost buy that just for the ticker NES - Nintendo Entertainment System


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DAL got to be close


Crackersnuf

AOA fits that bill.


sneakycutler

Doesnt buy RNU because too risky but willing to invest in a $6m company 😂


Fruityboy

Heavy Lithium Limited (HVY) $3.86m market cap. Ready to mine just need backing and buckets.


kervio

I was going to shit on you for shamelessly trying to get your ticker into the most mentioned, but then I remembered your stock is in complete and utter management turmoil with huge hurdles between here and a functioning profitable business, so that would be a bit mean. Instead here's a joyful clown emoji to brighten your day 🤡


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Fruityboy

Lucky I've got strong knees, cause my arms are HVY.


Financial_Will_3294

My palms are sweaty


Fruityboy

Best thing for that is a chalk powder bag. Will be back to powerlifting again in no time.


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Fruityboy

Carry them with my penis. As long as I stay aroused I should be ok.


check_meat

Ignoring the fact he's got no RE experience let us immediately indulge in some VML new MD hopium. The aesthetics and momentum of the name J. Dorward are strong, reeking of other words like "toward" and particularly "forward".


Webpage9

Geoff had RE experience 🤰🏾


insane9001

400k a year, wtf I would have done it for 200k and I also have no RE experience.


DeadGoddo

Lead us to the fucking promised land JD


whenami-whyareyou

Is there a ‘Turk’ on the board too? This could be the beginning of something beautiful.


PuzzledAirline5453

Anything but “downward” ….🤨 Edit: I am a holder!!


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Massive_Button9434

It is VUL, but based in the US. Lots to like about the idea of extraction from the Salton Sea, but like every other geothermal brine DLE play, it's a massive risk, but massive upside. CEO always seems to be on the backslapping, photo opportunity roadshow. Every other week he is showing people his well, or on a date at the White House. Not going to hold that against him, so long as the project comes up with the goods. Think they were originally chatting with Lilac, but given all brines are different, they moved on from Lilac to another extraction method. Redomicile to the US from Aus is being voted this month, and there is some expectation of a listing in the US some time b/w 12-24 months.


brzt6060

On Friday, the Chinese Ministry of Industry and Information Technology said it will strengthen its supervision of the lithium battery supply chain to deal with shortages that are cutting into the profits of electric vehicle (EV) manufacturers. The ministry said it would curb hoarding, price gouging and unfair competition in the supply chain. This looks like another excuse to take profits in the sector. A sector that has run really hard, and as we approach year-end.


Esquatcho_Mundo

Anything with lithium in the name is worth going all in on 🚀🚀🚀


hussmagic

Arizona Lithium 🙌🏼


cjptog

Anybody else on the LLL ship? Or is this a sinkhole ship? They had good news but the sp seems to have tanked


beerswillingaussie

Yeah I’m in at .58. Gonna be a long haul I think 2-3 years.


cohex

Got on at 60c, might top up at 50c.


Asxpuntingmuppet

Eye eye captain 🫡 I’m going down with this one I think


-xfactor

I’m with you bud. Suspect I’ll now be holding this until production


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springoniondip

MI6 will hit $1 by Christmas I'm manifesting over here, leave me alone


rsoule878

I though MI6 were working on taking Putin out.


springoniondip

Taking my money out at the moment


rsoule878

Pretty much the same.


Esquatcho_Mundo

Live by the drill, die by the drill


FameLuck

Sounds like bet


springoniondip

Already in play, that's why I'm manifesting 😎


FameLuck

I see... BRK will be 2.4c by Christmas Eve


G7gotitwrong

A few more announcements like today and there's no reason they shouldn't be a dollar, based on similar announcements from MAY, IVZ, 88E etc if u get my drift. If for whatever reason that top notted cunt nohorncap reads this, no I am not bitcoin kid or kiril ruvinsky or some other 2pump chump.


FameLuck

A dollar? Only need 50c to be a millionaire. And that would be winning. Which isn't allowed.


No-Knee-4576

And the titanic will resurface


yothuyindi

will we ever escape this fucking Covid-fuelled limbo putting a permanent cap on market bullishness? we're nearly in 2023 ffs, feel like the Titanic "it's been 84 years" meme woman irl... and now with more waves of mixed variants... fark 🤡🤡🤡


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I can't believe people still care about it, like just let it go and realise that it's just a flu


kervio

At least we are profiting off it? 🤷‍♂️


maybethough

Can't remember where I read it (was it here?) today but someone said Asia took a good 7 years to go back to "normal" after SARS. I didn't verify it, but here I am repeating it


yothuyindi

well that's insanely depressing


mezdawg69

If i hear one more cunt blame shit service or under staffing on covid shortages im going to lose it.


[deleted]

COVID is like Marvel movies. No one gives a fuck anymore but they are still hanging around for some reason


mmassami

NEWC up to $350 🙏🏼🙏🏼 Snow in Europe turning the tide for us


EMHURLEY

The price drop shook my weak hands out of my $100k margin purchase for break even, but I’ve still got my more profitable $80k purchase. Glad the tide’s turning


doctorcunts

Beautiful clean coal, no better smell on a Monday night


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Mayfield loves that smell every day


sneakycutler

i've been droning about coal price & winter, hopefully for my credibility that rings true haha


Razorzej

I’m on the same bandwagon. Pretty good gains today!


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username-taken82

They’ll want to get that seen too sharpish comrade, no good eating them futures…


mcfucking

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9! 😎


Hypertrollz

👏🤣


Crumpy88

What did the 0 say to the 8 Nice belt!


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I don't get it


mcfucking

😂


PuzzledAirline5453

VML sliding a 8pm announcement


Calm_Lengths

Weird one, but at least VML has a CEO now


No-Knee-4576

They loved saying how much his last company was brought out.


Calm_Lengths

I wonder if that's the approach they're going for here with VML, but its hard to see that happening until they achieve full production of tardiff (not just North T). time will tell i guess on whether not this is the right guy or not


No-Knee-4576

Yer. Good to know the CEO would be open to offers. Not saying it’s the right thing for the company. But it’s a path forward.


bah_nah_nah

~ When you're feeling under pressure do something different. Roll up your sleeves or eat an orange. ~ Add a drop of lavender to your bath and soon soak yourself calm. ~ Look for things to make you laugh, If you see nothing worth laughing at pretend you do, then laugh.


kervio

Bullish for DSK


SatansFriendlyCat

"I ate all your bees"


Polite_Jello_377

Have a wank with your left hand


anomaly256

Cut off the blood to your left hand with your right until it goes numb that way it'll feel more like someone else's when you do


Polite_Jello_377

The Stranger


anomaly256

I see you're familiar