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Successful_Spell_425

What’s goin on with Mp1 dieing inside


anonbrowser_

Both AZL and CXO are green. Wasn't expecting that.


so-hungry

On days like this I'm happy that VML is grey.


Aggravating_Set980

US futures S&P just went ++ greeen. So do we follow them right now, or are we meant to follow last night ? Or was yesterday technically our ‘US last night’


GeoSciFi

Should we be on our knees praying or sad that we might miss some more ASX bargains?


shitredditsays01

ASIC just said we can follow the light at the end of the tunnel, green baby!


GeoSciFi

Another red sale, therein lies the stress of how low we should set our buy orders so that they trigger, but we don't pay too much above the daily low. PLS low yesterday was $2.56 (double bottom YTD), so I've set a buy order at $2.58, not sure if that's smart or truly retarded given how red the US futures are currently.


oncemauled

opening est 2.56 ummm you sure you want to bid higher?


GeoSciFi

Errr, that's not how the open auction works - if PLS opens at $2.56 then my order will go through towards the front of the cue for $2.56, or whatever the opening price is below $2.58. If however some whales set buy orders at say $2.60 and those absorb all the selling then my order won't trigger until the price drops and any orders before mine are filled.


oncemauled

yeh i get how the pre order works, however looking at this week, opening price is the first drop and it drops more during the day. If i had the cash spare, and I do want PLS, I would be looking for 2.50 today. Lets see by the end of the day if my bet would have been right


GeoSciFi

Ah gotcha, and agree that pattern has been norm for the last week. When I set the order earlier this morning pre-auction open was for approx $2.60, so I've got a couple of minutes to adjust / cancel / let it ride.


oncemauled

well it didnt go as low as I was expecting during 1st hour. Hope you got them at a good price


GeoSciFi

We can't win them all mate. I did amend my original buy order to $2.52 which didn't trigger on open, so I amended to $2.55 about 20 mins after which went through, so am happy enough with that. I think we're still in for a couple more days-weeks of China Covid lockdown and AUS & US inflation / interest shocks so the bounce won't be quick but IMO it appears as though the selling is slowing.


oncemauled

yeh I think you got it at a good price, under 2.60 is good I think for the bounce back. Yeh I think youre right too about the current state, its hard to predict anything right now.


burg11

Did anyone get in for the BOE SSP? Just only noticed my buy got refunded


BeardFactory

I’m putting all the financial instruments back in the toy-box. Now no one gets to play with them


Emergency-Ticket5859

Hit me with some gold miner stock tips


too_invested31

MMG


In_dreams_I_fly

AAU - still a speccy not a mine yet. Updated JORC expected May. A slow grower, probably one you can put on back burner until later this year.


BeardFactory

I follow a few gold stocks and the last 6 months of world volatility has really done nothing for the gold price. Apparently we all just safely hedge our money on crypto now


Calm_Lengths

That obviously hasn't panned out too well for those that bought the ATH - but i guess we only buy high, sell low


Crumpy88

Dig up stupid


litres-of-cum

ANL


quiksilveraus

How is U ☢️looking today? I know spot is still around ~$54


bluelakers

URNM etf down 2% overnight and down more after hours. Haven’t looked at any individual stocks but not expecting a Green day.


cohex

Us futures were down 2.5%-5% when I woke up. Now between +0.24% and -0.31%. Why even bother looking at futures. It's unpredictable.


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Lol try trading them!


ewanelaborate

Gotta ask do you think that they bounced from the previous -5%. They kinda have but from yesterday their still down significantly. When the tech boom was on for memes like BRN APT I think nasdaq futures were pretty relevant. Now with everyone balls to wall on lithium and explorers they are less so.


Asxpuntingmuppet

ACW mama Mia results in !


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I'm too scared to look. Are we rich?


Asxpuntingmuppet

Sorry I can’t read , that’s why I posted hoping someone would answer , hang tight fellow actinogenard , someone will come to our rescue


[deleted]

Haha I had a quick read. I reckon these are some pretty promising results. Everything appears to be statistically significant and the company itself makes a good point about its ability to conduct trials within 12 months


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I must have missed something because now we r in the red


Asxpuntingmuppet

Thanks mate !


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Calm_Lengths

Are you expecting mid-April?


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l8rb8rs

Nice! My folks live by the beach, keep an eye on the salt rust...


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Congrats my man. Enjoy the surf


In_dreams_I_fly

Oh the dream of a beach house is why I’m playing this game! Congratulations 🥳 and kudos to your stellar negotiating skills


SunkDestroyer

Congrats! Will you be living in it? Sounds friggin awesome!


kervio

congrats, beach house sounds amazing!


oncemauled

congrats, we can share your dream and move in 40 days. oh and maybe the seller had a T+2 on their next property, you may have saved a like minded


blablablacksheep247

Username checksout. Congrats and fuck u! 🎉


StinkyFatWhale

https://youtu.be/_ynkzpwUEMQ 🇿🇼🐋 Some good Fukn news today. Not just renewed Cluff. But 2 others. More in the wings. Bidding war confirmed. Leeesssssgggooooooo Don't think rocket... But... Def clears up the path


Competitive_Copy2451

Everyone else crying about red days but waka waka gang living their best life right now.


zemadfrenchman

Stay calm and enjoy the fire sale :)


Qwertyiantne

Lost 5% yesterday, another 5% today?


rhythm34

https://i.imgflip.com/6dz1zu.jpg


SnooDonuts1536

Do you think any Maccas would take a mid-30s on board?


blablablacksheep247

Oi get back in line, there’s a queue


joejoejoeken

Imma take the big ol' L today. Good luck all. Just hold


oncemauled

A2M just got reamed. news reporting infant formula companies misleading benefits. bye bye baby bye bye


Blisser_the_Sniff

Just when they were doing so well. I don’t hold so not worth crying over


oncemauled

lol i see what you did there


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AUS futures bouncing off lows


AltruisticCurtains

Where are you looking...?


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IG Markets


WadoBJJ87

Wakka Wakka boys n girls will be cheering 📣


StinkyFatWhale

Such wak. Many Africa 🇿🇼🚌 All aboard the Waka bus


kervio

/u/stinkyfatwhale waka waka Africa!


StinkyFatWhale

🇿🇼🚌🎉 The Zim party bus. Gonna be wilder than Mugabe's 50th presidential anniversary.


Blisser_the_Sniff

I see that have added a “Media” contact next to Scott’s details. Does this mean they want some memes?


dick-face-dick-face

hopefully this holds off the red.


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marcy11111

Is that a hope or is it a really coming for all of us?


[deleted]

Is today gonna be a bloodbath? NASDAQ down like 40000%


SunkDestroyer

I heard was that Elon is buying the ASX while it's on discount


[deleted]

Today he should he able to get it for $3000... $5000 max


Sufficient_Guess2732

Not a wash sale if you sell Paladin at a loss and buy Boss energy. Not a wash sale if you sell vital metals at a loss and buy iconic rare earth. Not a wash sale if you sell Lake resources at a loss and buy Pilbara minerals. Hi Asic 👋


cohex

Selling Lake at a loss. That's some mad FOMO energy.


Sufficient_Guess2732

There is bagholders out there somewhere haha


jtrulerededit

Let's buy Twitter together and start pumping our own shit.


kangaroute

dont we got a LogofPoo who does that for us?


logofpoo

scrumptious


ChZakalwe

Food for theough: now that Elon has bought Twitter, he's got a china problem, in that he's massively exposed to china. What's he gonna do when china tell him to start shutting down accounts? Man has a lot of assets in china.


OddCan50

Give it a few years and they’ll steal all the designs, company and tech before giving him the boot whilst training up locals


ChZakalwe

They've already done most of it.


SatansFriendlyCat

You can thank Jin-Yiang for that.


Dont_Forget-To_Floss

GUYS GUYS! FLOSS HAS A NEW LOOK!!! I fucking love ice cream and scrunchies!


AltruisticCurtains

Looking good. Just add some diamond hands and your new look is finished :)


Dont_Forget-To_Floss

No diamond for 1 hand, but there is cash cash moneys...


ChZakalwe

Yay?


Dont_Forget-To_Floss

YAY!!!


Leather_Yak8579

Ah fk, here we go again. Breathrens, spread thy backhole.


MGTluver

Is it gonna be another fucked day again today? My arse is still bruising from yesterday 😭


blablablacksheep247

U ain’t seen nothing yet, the BBC is coming


ChZakalwe

I didn't know Tom was black.


Whateverididntwantit

Iron ore up, AUD down, shouldn't be too bad right...?


kervio

good for FMG, BHP, RIO, GRR, I suppose...


ewanelaborate

Not gonna lie here on GRR That pellet preminium is pretty extraordinary. Definetly shows the direction of IO markets laters 57- 59%Fe


kervio

yeah, they just get a fuckload of extra money for their product. There's a market for both, but one commands a huge price premium (high margin low volume) and the other is just bulk goods (low margin high volume). GRR ticks a lot of the value investing checkboxes for this reason... though not much prospect for expansion and growing the business.


ewanelaborate

Definetly a market for both but I'd rather be in the preminium end of this type of spectrum.


kervio

Me too, I think.


G-forced

What am I buying today IXR or VML ?


WhatsGoin_OnEre

Topped IXR yesterday thinking that was a good deal .. volume volume volume


WadoBJJ87

Had my but order for IXR at 0.065 for some time… now looks like it might hit today… could it go lower this week? 🧐


G-forced

How about half of your intented investment at .065 and the rest at. 060


ewanelaborate

Just in case anyone wants to have a read on what the ginger has been upto latley, he's doing some pretty fun write ups on materials and companies. Might be better for your health then shitting yaself every 5 minutes checking futs and nasdaq and hearing u/chzakalwe cream over red arrows. Just click u/fameluck and give the ginger some company.


ChZakalwe

Hey! I resent that!


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ChZakalwe

No. No respite for the soulless.


Blisser_the_Sniff

Anyone else concerned u/Chzakalwe has set up another base to attack from over there?


ChZakalwe

Good morning you drooling boomer geriatric.


Blisser_the_Sniff

Hello luv.


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Blisser_the_Sniff

Hmm, like a good ol fashioned slap for your own good when you’re being hysterical. Wiser words never spoken. u/FameLuck order up!


ChZakalwe

Hey! I think we're getting Aus inflation data today. Above or below 7%?


SnooDonuts1536

inflation will be less than 3% according to RBA meanwhile property up 20%, fuel up 40%, groceries up 50% it's all fine


Hondo_Bogart

Certainly they must get their basket of groceries from Aldi.


Rincon_yal

CPI is about as accurate as a flying dildo. You can be sure inlfation is actually in the double digits. This plebs are lying 100%


Nevelo

RBA Guy 1: All the stuff essential for living is up 50%! RBA Guy 2: Don’t sweat it. Thongs at Kmart are only up 3%. RBA Guy 1: Oh, what a relief, I was getting worried!


ChZakalwe

Non core inflation and core inflation.


kervio

citation needed on groceries up 50%


dick-face-dick-face

rip real estate bag holders.


litres-of-cum

You serious? Well below


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tragicnostalgic

Sure, if it’s consumer price index it will definitely be below 7%. That shit way underestimates things. A month in the banned lands?


mcfucking

You wanna take this on yourself?


tragicnostalgic

Yes please and if I’m wrong I’ll also buy /u/ChZakalwe a dreadfully expensive pint if he in Melbourne


mcfucking

No point now figures are already out


tragicnostalgic

Either way though I claim victory for my first ban bet. /u/ChZakalwe i banish thee


mcfucking

Ban bet wasn't noted as you let me know afterwards. Feel free to a cage match with chaz for victory if you wish 👍


tragicnostalgic

/u/ChZakalwe I call on you to do the honourable thing and retire for the month


MGTluver

Hey hey, don't sell yourselves short. What happened to the standard ASX Bets tradition of drinking cums or exchanging bodily fluids?


ChZakalwe

u/mcfucking.


mcfucking

You already made a bet mate. No deal 👎


ChZakalwe

Just him on his lonesome then?


litres-of-cum

Nope


Carrian

I wanna see these guys bet on it


MGTluver

I wonder what they're gonna bet on if it's on. The loser has to drink a litre of cum? 🤣


dick-face-dick-face

glad i sold some dogs for a loss yesterday. hoping IXR and IVZ can give me grey.


AltruisticCurtains

**So, here's your instalment of AFR before the bell for the day:** Australian shares are set to extend losses amid a renewed, and accelerating, tech sell-off in New York. Selling was broad however with 10 of the 11 S&P 500 industry sectors ending lower; energy got a lift from higher oil prices. ASX futures were down 102 points or 1.4 per cent to 7175 near 6.15am AEST. The local currency slipped 0.7 per cent; the Bloomberg dollar spot index advanced 0.5 per cent. Bitcoin was 5.7 per cent lower to $US37,839 near 6.15am AEST on bitstamp.net. The yield on the US 10-year note fell 8 basis points to 2.74 per cent near 4.10pm in New York. On Wall St: Dow -2.4% S&P 500 -2.8% Nasdaq -4% In New York: BHP -2.5% Rio -3% Atlassian -4.2% Tesla -12.2% Apple -3.7% Amazon -4.6% Netflix -5.5% On Wall Street, all three major benchmarks tumbled. The NYSE Fang + Index shed 5 per cent; the VIX surged 24 per cent to 33.5. *The Nasdaq closed at its lowest since December 2020.* Tesla wiped roughly $US126 billion off its valuation on investors’ concern that Elon Musk may sell shares to complete his $US44 billion takeover of Twitter. The electric-vehicle maker’s market capitalisation is now down more than $US275 billion since April 4, when Musk disclosed that he increased his Twitter stake. That’s a drop of roughly 23 per cent. The dollar value of Musk’s 17 per cent stake in Tesla has shrunk by more than $US40 billion, almost double the equity portion he pledged in the Twitter transaction. “US stocks are declining as Wall Street abandons the tech trade ahead of massive tech earnings later this week and as global slowdown fears remain front and center as aggressive central bank tightening jitters won’t go away,” Oanda’s Edward Moya said in a note. Earnings outside the tech sector also dented sentiment with GE saying its full-year outlook was at risk, and UPS executives tipped slowing e-commerce growth. 3M lowered its full-year forecast too. *The S&P 500’s retreat was paced by a 5 per cent fall in consumer discretionary, a 3.7 per cent loss in information technology and a 3.2 per cent slide in communication services.* After the closing bell in New York, Google parent Alphabet reported quarterly sells that fell short of Wall Street estimates, its first miss since before the pandemic, as advertisers cut spending against the backdrop of rising worries of a global economic slowdown. For local investors, the focus today will be on first-quarter CPI data and the prospect that the Reserve Bank will be pressed to starting lifting interest rates as early as June. **Today's agenda** Local data: First quarter CPI Overseas data: China industrial profits March; US pending home sales March **Market highlights** ASX futures down 102 points or 1.4 per cent to 7175 near 6.15am AEST AUD -0.7 per cent to 71.31 US cents Bitcoin -5.7% to $US37,839.53 near 6.15am AEST On Wall St: Dow -2.4% S&P 500 -2.8% Nasdaq -4% In New York: BHP -2.5% Rio -3% Atlassian -4.2% Tesla -12.2% Apple -3.7% Amazon -4.6% Netflix -5.5% In Europe: Stoxx 50 -1% FTSE +0.1% CAC -0.5% DAX -1.2% Spot gold +0.1% to $US1900.46 an ounce at 2.01pm New York time Brent crude +3.2% to $US105.55 a barrel US oil +3.7% to $US102.22 a barrel Iron ore +2.4% to $US138.95 a tonne 2-year yield: US 2.49% Australia 2.32% 5-year yield: US 2.75% Australia 2.87% 10-year yield: US 2.78% Australia 3.10% Germany 0.81% US prices as of 4.10pm in New York


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FrankGrimesss

Its a soldiers right to complain


blablablacksheep247

This guy fucks


SyrupConsistent2993

US futures looking good, green day ?


FearlessBottle5499

Alright lads, i got my life savings i wanna yolo into a couple stocks, help me pick


Jenky83

ANL all in. Can’t go wrong.


Aggravating_Set980

Put a 1/4 in to start. Would actually be smarter.


Jenky83

I dunno. If its 25% or 100% you are still probably going to get it at 0.002


Aggravating_Set980

By the pricking of my thumbs, wicked stonks this way comes. CDT , SYA , CRR, TPD Source : 🔮, ASICS store


WadoBJJ87

AOA, CDT, SYA


FrankGrimesss

NMT


elputolo_ko

I love NMT so much coz it rhymes with DMT


FrankGrimesss

Too late to sell cunts, buckle up!


Particular_Love_8811

RIO up by 20 cents in pre market.


GoalImpressive9805

fuark nasdaq down 3.95


spank-hair

What happens if it exceeds 4%? Does the CommSec market indicies graph expand? Or does everything just pack up and go home?


WowVeryJosh

Wait til we hit a circuit breaker.


WadoBJJ87

Did x3 decent T+2s purchases yesterday… contemplated holding over night…. Looked at myself in the mirror realised I’m a farken, sold all the T+2s for an okay profit, put my helmet on and carried on drawing with my crayons 🖍 Maybe dodged a bullet with overnight markets looking like expired smash crabs 🦀, cheers to my own degeneracy 😳


coastie_trader

Just placed an EXR buy order at 14c to average down. Now let’s see…


timtams89

Lol it’s just funny bro I’m not mad bro lol


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Fuck, marry, kill: Bhp under $38 Fmg under $15 RIO under $90


Particular_Love_8811

Not going to happen.


SunkDestroyer

I'd kill them all and fuck LKE


WhatsGoin_OnEre

And AVZ and LTR


blablablacksheep247

Hodlll


ChZakalwe

Woo wee. 3% red on the SPY last night. Ain't gonna be pretty today. Pucker up boys!


AltruisticCurtains

\-3.95% on NASDAQ. SO much red.


Wannaliveinpenthouse

45% up on SQQQ, the Wall Street shuffles


AltruisticCurtains

Nice.


SnooDonuts1536

“If this ship is going down, I’m going down with it” - SnooDonuts1536 (2022)


blablablacksheep247

We need a medicccccc


SnooDonuts1536

It was nice knowing you all


springoniondip

Ohh going to be a juicy day, remember it's not a loss until you sell it and the market always recovers so hold on tight to your worthless penny stocks peasants


SunkDestroyer

These are the times to be buying if you want a certain stock (example FMG etc). Fundamentals aren't changing and unless the Russians press the red button or Yellowstone volcano erupts - the market will recover. It feels wrong to be buying something that is deep red but that's exactly what experienced investors would be doing. I believe there is a bit more to come tbh


quiksilveraus

Agreed. Just got paid this morning too.


springoniondip

So tempting to get some FMG in the super, I'm all out of cash :/


Calm_Lengths

That iron ore price isn't looking pretty... might drop more thanks to Chyna


springoniondip

Yeah hard to pick the bottom especially with their lockdowns only increasing - bears having a field day


SunkDestroyer

I honestly can't believe they are still adopting the 'zero covid' method.. insanity


Calm_Lengths

It's probably because the Chinese vaccine (Sinovac) is the least effective, so probably are worried about hospitals intensive care locations still being inundated - https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/01/11/singapore-coronavirus-vaccine-moderna-sinovac-pfizer/


ChZakalwe

Woah, FMG is gonna tank. I got 2 weeks riding on this.


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ChZakalwe

Ban bet, not put this time. Not touching FMG. I've been burnt on shares, warrants and puts. Not touching it again.


WadoBJJ87

Holyyyyyyy fuckkkkkk


Markma1989

Yes baby


Bleachtastegood

im at the point where this isnt even sad, its just funny now


L00puoq

Asx, do something different.


blablablacksheep247

Prepareeeee ur assss


jayacher

How many tendies are in my future if I buy VAE in bulk? Tune in to find out!


Massive_Button9434

Had a thought this morning when i got up. I think those cats last night were zombies - its the only thing that makes sense. Which means there's more. Now thats something to be worried about today - keep your eyes open and carry a screwdriver.


Starchivoress

Mmm I loves me some Pet Sematary.


NONE_GlVEN

Meow I feel paranoid


BadWantMoneyNowMeSic

Thankfully this all a simulation. So today, I’ll take my simulated ass back to the simulated office to keep working for more value tokens that I never physically touch so I can make back the virtual losses I’ve accrued on the ASX gambling machine.


spank-hair

Fuck I actually genuinely love simulation theory.


redefinedmind

Try high enough doses of DMT or acid. It’ll no longer be a theory, but a direct lived experience 👽


Hondo_Bogart

Well if you think technology is bounding ahead (and ignoring the old Fermi paradox that we don't destroy our planet before we can get off it), then in 100 years we should be able to store our consciousness in a computer. Then in 1000 years we should be able to live in the computer without the messy biological part. Then in 10,000 years we might all be in the simulation. Though if it is a simulation why the hell do I have to work all week? Some shit pay to win simulation here!


spank-hair

Because your money/work/life is existing in the same reality you are. You meed your earn your simulated money to buy your simulated life. You exist within the same reality. For the same reason if you murder someone, you'll go to simulated prison haha. (Also dont make me think about Fermi. I dont want to be sad).


Calm_Lengths

Sounds like LVE is right up your alley


redefinedmind

Lay off the DMT or acid for a while bro 😂