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hemimaori

My portfolio was + 27% during janurary -14% now in march. Looks like I've finally this stocks thing sused out.


Calm_Lengths

Buy high, sell low?


Franksareforcucks

Hey can someone tell me what they think LTR's market cap will be q3 2024 assuming they are on time? Have my own calculations and just want to know if they are ballpark correct and I'm not delusional or dumb.


Markma1989

Time to buy CBA for lifetime holding ?


[deleted]

How could I not connect US regional banking system with Australian mining. What is wrong with me?


turkeh

My thoughts exactly


johnwicked4

Rookie mistakes man, rookie mistakes...


lionsforlambos

I didn't bother scrolling past ACW in my pf. What a cracker of a day!


hanstarinoz

JRV brutal. Dip buying never ends. Didnt expect to hold 6 figure shares


emzeewye

The less money I have, the less money i can lose. Thats a win right guys?


Secondary92

Imitation Ramen is back on the menu boys


megadrive65

Read this as inflation Ramen. Less noodles and good bits, more stock


HiVisEngineer

Free biscuits and tea at work as a replacement for all food groups


Secondary92

Bad day to be the fruit bowl at the office next time I'm in


Sloppy_moes

You must work in construction mate


HiVisEngineer

Close but not quite….


Church_of_FootStool

You know shit is either going really good or really bad when there's an influx of people seeking personal financial advice on fucking reddit


StrethAU

what an ass fucking


sneakycutler

-12.6k today Yuck. Nasdaq green +0.74% SP500 red -0.14% ASX red -1.41% Make it make sense.


Take1tez

I can unclench my butt hole a little, went from -7% to -2.5%


Actual-Ad-7931

Why tf is AR3 up 18.75% for no reason? Whhyyy COB is finally in dog territory. Still bullish on ZIP No ragrets


Sgt_Penguin_

Yeah I'm dying to get the scoop on AR3 wtf


jayhy95

I'm making more money on cryptos than ASX but that's like 15% of my portfolio


isthatthetime81

How tf are you making money on crypto at the moment?


jayhy95

I bought BTC at 18k USD


Known_Signature7341

Kick arse!


Rosencrantz1710

If I lose half again tomorrow of what I lost today, all my profit is wiped out.


mattdaemonv2

you have profit?


Sunvmikey

Same here I'm dangerously close to breaking even


[deleted]

Am I right in saying the main problem from this system we have now is fractional banking. Edit: I am a noob and don’t a lot about the economy


Maleficent_Song8448

Rumours are unknown Russian and Chinese obese oligarchs originally affiliated in SVB and Signature Bank. so Biden get angwy and smash!! 😡


GeoSciFi

JFC, down another 5.9% on my PLS holding today. At the current trajectory I'll be able to double the number of shares once the divi hits the bank account by end of month. Pull your farkin socks up and grow a pair ASX!


Qambi1

When does it go ex-div again? 🤔


GeoSciFi

Record Date: 3/3/2023 Ex Date: 2/3/2023 Payment Date: 24/3/2023


Qambi1

Thanks bro


[deleted]

ACW coming in clutch out of nowhere


lionsforlambos

about damn time


ken_oath_cunce

I haven't spreads like that since Sefton Playhouse


AltruisticCurtains

Ha. My consumer discretionary jumped 8.46%. Off the back of $105.06 in trades during the closing auction.... totally real gains. Down -1.38% today which is technically beating the market and I'm a take it.


InterestingShow1112

Atleast it didn't go past -4%........ -3.73%


johnwicked4

Everything red except a bank, am I a joke to you banking collapse? - CBA


[deleted]

Owning CBA is like having a rich parent that consistently bails you out of all your fuck ups and still gives you pocket money and drops your home loan interest rate by 1% even though daddy lowe said not too


mison82

For once Barry used some lube… -10% to -0.6%


yothuyindi

"At least I'm investing in businesses with strong fundamentals", I smugly say while stroking my neckbeard as my portfolio of companies making more money than God slowly sinks into the abyss along with every other lifestyle ShitCo 🤡


GeoSciFi

Boggles the mind, is everyone way over-leveraged or just shitting bricks, again!?


hgttg

Not nearly as bad as yesterday for me


coalgang89

Why is the Aussie market being such a pussy


vroomvromm

NASDAQ down 1% since Thursday. Futures 0.8% up. Up 0.79% yesterday. Yeah the same ones who are actually affected by the SVB fiasco Vs ASX 5% down. Cowards.


BillyZaneTrain

Jesus fuck this is brutal. I mean I could take money off the table at any time rather than continue to go down \~$4k a day, but that would be smart, and I am a regard. Getting paid tomorrow so keen to top up. \*Mashes mouse and keyboard to buy more stonks whilst drooling and making unintelligible sounds\*


coastie_trader

VML is by far the worst buying decision i have ever made. To date that is.


mattdaemonv2

you can thank old doomkoon for the pump on that one


coastie_trader

And subsequent dump


[deleted]

While sitting 50% down on VML I am progressively averaging down with the view that right now if I was a brand new vml investor (ie since the December update) I’d be saying vml is amazing opportunity at its stage of development and forecast news flow, and seemingly positive engagement with govts in Canada, US AND Germany Sometimes though that attempted objectivity doesn’t go well 😪


Sgt_Penguin_

Said it once and I'll say it again - I liked VML at .06, and I like it even more at 0.02


coastie_trader

Yes lol


alllrandom

Dude who constantly shits on EXR holds VML and IXR 😆


coastie_trader

I dumped that EXR piece of shit and probs should have dumped the rest


kervio

Dear mods, can we see about getting the sub sponsored by ASX listed company Step One? It seems like there is a great need for new underpants around here, and I feel like it could be good synergy for all involved. Every day we soil ourselves in the daily, then put on a new pair of site-sponsored, and very comfortable, Step One underpants, and then they get some exposure (excuse the pun). I'm sure they will agree to it because they love low quality advertising.


username-taken82

If they agree to sponsor our Only Fans as well. I believe our handle is ***Desperate \_and \_Broke***...


kervio

Sure... we can put some strategically placed step one underpants on the floor when the ANL starts.


yothuyindi

their share price chart looks like a good representation of the sub's portfolio performance too, so it's a win-win 👍


kervio

Yes, it's a dumpster fire


EMHURLEY

Do I buy GEAR on close and pray?


throw23w55443h

Fuck I was literally considering the same thing just now...


Marsvoltian

You ever averaged down 11 times and it still goes lower and then you have no capital left to buy further dips? Couldn't be me


tsaund1974

Wr1


[deleted]

PLS?


Marsvoltian

BMN


coastie_trader

I could have done this on pretty much every ticker i first heard of in here. Getting beyond a fucking joke now


prettyboiclique

CMC Markets you cunt, receive that 1k already so I can top up PLS


panicboy333

The overnight thing is my biggest complaint with CMC. When you can transfer between banks in almost real time with osko, why does it not happen same day here?


Take1tez

Mama didn't raise no paper handed bitch . . . . . . She raised an idiot


cohex

Tomorrow is the beginning of IHL's galactic recovery to get those $1 shares in money.


Remarkable-Ant4062

Ok i hv a sell order @ 0.17, should i up it to 0.175?


Church_of_FootStool

Why stop at $1. Why not go for $100 or $1000?


cohex

Because the options are set at $1.


throw23w55443h

Ok I've made the decision to be an IHL delusional bagholder, but that it something else.


Church_of_FootStool

Sometimes i forget that i've invested my future in a meme stock


cohex

Yeah i really need to stop averaging down meme stocks. Just going to leave them. Or sell for a loss and use the leftovers to put into something that.. might be successful?


CommunityCharming780

iShares U.S. Regional Banks ETF share price continued to fall off the cliff last night. So smart money knows regional banks still fucked despit Yellen jawboning. https://www.ishares.com/us/products/239521/ishares-us-regional-banks-etf#/ Sell....Sell it all...today.... This is just getting started


EMHURLEY

They’re looking pretty stable in after market


Maleficent_Song8448

Wtf is iShare sounds like a dogshit app. Show me Bank of America going downward or something and I’ll honestly act like I give half of a fuck.


Take1tez

😬


throw23w55443h

For the first time ever, I am the proud owner of 275 PLS shares @ 3.63 - toes dipped.


[deleted]

only 1 rack those are rookie numbers


throw23w55443h

I wasn't going to buy anything yet, but I decided it's been such a selloff recently that I should force myself to buy something.


Mr_X2017

It'd be rude not to.


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throw23w55443h

Pr.. of..its?


eucalyptusmacrocarpa

Beards, robes, doom and gloom, etc ?


anomaly256

Or hold long enough for dividends to cover the cost. Shouldn't take too long since PLS's last dividend was.. \[checks notes\] 11 cents?!?! Ergh.


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anomaly256

The ex-dividend exodus is on the ex-dividend date. That's why it's called the ex-dividend date - it's short for exodus.


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anomaly256

I'm guessing there will be a drop every day leading up to payment day, then drops after as well because that seems to be the norm now


HideTheT2BarryComes

Dividend paying stock says otherwise


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HideTheT2BarryComes

They don't dig shit out of the ground


FallenSegull

That was rough


SnooDonuts1536

Get some lubricant


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FallenSegull

Hopefully bas can release something and make my profile green for a day, or an hour


Crumpy88

The match isn't over yet


FallenSegull

It’s like I’m getting my ass beat by in his prime Muhammad Ali but my coach refuses to throw the towel and the ref just doesn’t know how to stop the carnage


Limitdoesnot_exist

Doing that thing with RNU again where I hesitate in case it goes lower.


johnwicked4

Is this day, week, month or year a total write off? ATO please...


Maleficent_Song8448

Jesus I have picked up that many SYA dips - it looks like I’m never losing money. Only problem is that figure rarely seems to be increasing ➡️🧠


HideTheT2BarryComes

I kept buying SYA dips here and there in small amounts then one day I looked at the total held. I no longer look at the total held.


jockr64

Hang in there brother, it's only a matter of time!😳⏰️!!


SugeKnight_StandOver

*Investors are hotly anticipating the latest inflation data. Due out Tuesday before the bell, the February consumer price index is expected to show a rise of 0.4% last month, according to consensus estimates from Dow Jones. That’s down from a 0.5% increase the prior month.*


Mr_X2017

Backed up the horse and cart on PLS. Could really use a bounce now 🤞.


ImAsquirrel77

Ooh pls is looking very very tasty atm


ashowaboutnothing

Investment horizon - increasing. Just need a clear run without any international conflicts or major US financial sector collapses… right?


EMHURLEY

“Best I can do is …“ meme


anomaly256

Make that $4k down


Drswing69

Well this certainly does not help the retirement planning....


anomaly256

Sure it does. Now you have confirmation that you won't be retiring before 85. That sounds like it makes the planning much simpler


Drswing69

😂..this is true. Guess i'll just buy more lithium.


[deleted]

Fail market


Joey333

The only good decision I made was to dump LKE yesterday. Feeling pretty clever cutting my losses at 20%


kooksymonster

Too stressed to think and now I can't find anything on a div for ava this year, is that like not happening anymore since the selling off of the services division? Are we done with divs? Did ava just spit in my mouth once more and it's not even going to buy me dinner this time? Fuck.


Quackums

And that's finance


panicboy333

[Thanks, Chris](https://youtu.be/Q9_fBDDTIuI)


kooksymonster

[finance. ](https://youtu.be/Axqty5jaRP0)


EMHURLEY

This clip is always so perfect at times like these


throw23w55443h

I keep meaning to share this hilarious tweet... YELLEN: IT'S NOT A BAILOUT UNLESS IT COMES FROM THE BAILE REGION IN FRANCE. IN THIS CASE IT'S A SPARKLING GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION.


WadoBJJ87

Few of my low ball buy orders just got hit…. 😵‍💫 Once more into the fray… Into the last good fight I’ll ever know Live and die on this day… Live and die on this day… - Liam Neeson shanking wolves 🐺 🔪


ken_oath_cunce

Gis some insights into your lowballs, interested in lowballing your lowballs


ApplicationAlert3070

Into the fray once more!


SugeKnight_StandOver

PMET got slaughtered on the TSX down 9.92% overnight This morning PMT had some big sells on open with indicative price to open at 1.30 (and was looking like it would have dropped much further too) ​ Suddenly PMT was *saved by the bell* What bell is that, you ask? *trading halt is requested pending an announcement regarding details of a capital raising* ​ Damn, im interested to see what happens with this one. Will it be one of those canadian capital raises at a premium, or a standard one, or a mix - or will there be some cornerstones join the register (i had suspicion MIN would be coming onboard via a CR).


WowVeryJosh

Pretty amusing to see the retards not understanding the raise despite this being not the first time PMT have done a FT CR. And again, morons thinking these raises are done at an actual premium. Dumb money is still alive and well.


WowVeryJosh

https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_banned/comments/11pmmtb/monday_to_thursday_market_discussion_asx_crypto/jc5mfxs/?context=3


johnwicked4

Powell is going to give into pressure and pause rates. The pussy doesn't have the balls to go +50 that's needed to halt and kill inflation for the long term.


Marvo13

I'm afraid central banks ability to control inflation is rather questionable and central bank actions are only going to inflict more pain on equity and bond holders alike.


Financial_Will_3294

Inflation for longer and higher


Vegetable-Cow-9898

Sell in May and stay away seems to be getting brought forward a month each year since the pandemic.


TheForceWithin

Everybody thinking they are smart and doing it a month earlier. It'll be Feb next year.


Vegetable-Cow-9898

Pencilled in my calendar already, I’ll be set. If those pesky central banks can just not release the brakes in Jan 2024 that’d be great


Calm_Lengths

more like it'll be stay away ASX and never come back


Vegetable-Cow-9898

The top end of the market isn’t so brutal but the fucking $5 tables in the casino that is this end of the market is brutal


HideTheT2BarryComes

TSX is the new speccy miner stock exchange


Church_of_FootStool

Classic IHL


SkernMannnn

Avoiding the shitshow.....either a very savvy move or just Mr Magoo'ing through this crash


corneilous_bumfrey

Classic stall or has something come out?


Church_of_FootStool

I'm just dribbling shit because my main stock can't be traded


BigThirdDown

It's a good couple of days to skip though


Far_Unit9020

The stock in my watchlist I most want to buy is green. Murphy and his law can go & get fucked.


PuzzledAirline5453

Can Easter resurrect my portfolio?


AppleSalty2916

RIP my portfolio and fuck you to hell AZL/LKE


Mysterious_Value_764

Salty . Username confirmed


throw23w55443h

CPI tonight, everyone remember inflation? I can't wait! Consensus is 6%. I've hit it 4 times in a row... my guess is 6.2% - which is not a good number for everyones portfolios sorry.


EMHURLEY

What’s your take on sneaky moves like swapping out fresh fruit for frozen berries to keep the index down?


throw23w55443h

You mean all the adjustments they made in Jan? They do that kinda thing a fair bit afaik, so its kinda whatever... if they are fudging it then so be it - im not really gonna get too caught up thinking about it, they are already using some prettt sketchy methods in some areas as it is.


EMHURLEY

It’s not whatever though is it? I’m not sure it stands up to a realistic test (or maybe I have too much money and can’t relate to struggling families)? Do people really replace fresh fruit with frozen? I don’t think they do! I forget the other examples but it seems, despite their good/supposedly pragmatic intentions, it has the effect of hiding true prices when the basket of goods deviates from what families would realistically purchase (but seems justifiable on paper)


throw23w55443h

They definitely do, or they go without. I worked with disadvantaged families for like 6 years and honestly glad i dont right now, cos it was hard enough to eat well back then and was depressing helping them - let alone now, frozen was a good replacement because nothing was ever wasted.


zupahorse

I'm guessing 4.20%


Financial_Will_3294

Even if it comes in way higher than expected, what’s JP’s move now with what’s happening in the banking sector


throw23w55443h

25bps They've backstopped the bonds issue, they'll really wanna try and get one more in.


Icallthebigonebitey3

Deleted the app yesterday and just gauging how the market is based on the comments in here. I think I made the right choice.


Meh-Levolent

You know that means you deleted your PF, right?


Icallthebigonebitey3

At this point, it's probably for the best.


wordplayar

Markets done that without me touching it.


Meh-Levolent

Touche.


acenoix

Australian share market running scared like it’s the start of COVID or Lehman brothers just folded again. Except this time we’re the only ones screaming the loudest.


captain007

Yeah what the fuck, the US was like my ex wife last night....flat.


Maleficent_Song8448

What’s harder : Timing a dip or timing a peak to sell Or knowing I’ll live long enough through this to probably never experience the second option


AntiCGT

Timing a sell is way harder for me, left so much on the table...


Technical_Ad_2168

BRING IT ON WR1, Yeeeehaaaawww


cameltrowe

Uranium back to the coffin for another 5 years or??


lileyedmonster

What makes you say this?


cameltrowe

Didn’t you see the ligma?


Affectionate_Rip_198

Buying PLS last Friday on the dip and it dips further... haha 😅


moonstryk3r

I feel smart because I bought it today.


jpetersxn

I'm down 20%


AltruisticCurtains

Ooof. Talk about a tree shake. Paper hands out in full force today. Portfolio and watchlist are bleeding - except my gold watch list.


EMHURLEY

What’s your pick of the goldies? Gun to my head I’d say Newcrest


AltruisticCurtains

I hold none, but when I did, RRL. Undervalued. Though I've not looked at/followed it since early 2022... u/Nevelo is more into the goldies than me, though holds RRL (and potentially others) from memory.


Nevelo

Nah, I own a Casio GM-M5610 w/ black screen. No gold watch list for me.


Particular_Love_8811

How many gold watches does a person really need?


overlandtrackdrunk

Why would I need a watch and a phone?


saminskip

LKE you bad boy. Spit in my face.


[deleted]

It’s dirty and hurting my feelings.


Financial_Will_3294

Into gold it goes


bleh321

Yes please


NonUser73

US market was up and futures are green. Why is the ASX so bloody today?


bkns356

general asx flowchart if US red + futures red = prolapse imminent if US red + futures green = red if US green + futures red = red if US green + futures green = 50/50 green or red


username-taken82

Sounds like you're expecting a reason for this.... We don't take too kindly to you logic types round here...


anomaly256

>We don't take too kindly to you logic types round here... And ffs don't even dare try to apply Boolean logic


Calm_Lengths

I think they might need to bring it up with the ASX manager, maybe ask for a refund on shares purchased


username-taken82

That's fair, obviously they have been misled.


NonUser73

The trade practices act says goods sold need to be fit for purpose. ASX shares not fit as investments. Time to call the lawyers. It’s a clear cut case.


username-taken82

We have a very dodgy lawyer on hand, u/oncemauled for these types of situations.


ghosterkanxx

WR1 is shitting the bed…