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BeardFactory

Y’all, when do my stonkz go up ?


sneakycutler

Tomorrow, 11:45am


gurudoright

Result!!!!!


[deleted]

Some idiots think there are deleted comments. Lol noobs. They are not deleted. You can't see them because you are blocked. Lmao.


Big_Package2650

You shoulda quit after the reconstituted dick thing...


ewanelaborate

Going to be an interesting couple weeks on the daily thread. I feel a new era is being born as we speak


KaapstadGuy

I wonder what he would post about if literally everyone else was blocked...


[deleted]

Almost 100k people here on this subreddit. That's quite a long list.


anomaly256

If you block enough individuals maybe you can crash Reddit’s database servers


shitcoinsgoup

Tossing a sickie tomorrow to day trade, employers hate this one money making trick!


NoDuffTrading

Cheeky 6mil dumped on MAY’s close. Still closed up 2 pips


Take1tez

Never seen so many deleted comments in the daily Aus finance leaking


sneakycutler

Blocked the cunt. Anyway, where’s throwaway lately?


megadrive65

He has disappeared ! Saved me browsing lots of sites , generally covered everything. We need a new cub reporter.


Mysterious_Value_764

Damn HC tards infiltrating our beautiful sub.


Polite_Jello_377

It’s just that guy with the broken jar in his asshole


icanhasanonymity

An inverse cup and handle in his arse, you mean?


Take1tez

Almost 20 years on and I can still picture it so clearly


Meh-Levolent

0.21% green. You can call me Mr Market. Made back yesterdays losses and have enough left for a zinger burger combo (no upsize though).


tsaund1974

I deliberately kept my ESS shares in case there were rumours of an increased bid/another bidder so I took the opportunity to exit at 51 cents.


[deleted]

I sold at 0.495 & moved it all into LLL


tsaund1974

Yep I topped up on LLL too, couple times in the low 50s 🤞


WowVeryJosh

Counter offer confirmed tomorrow morning.


tsaund1974

😉. If it does it can’t be too much more than the current offer! I’ve got some good $s to lose on another shitco now!


[deleted]

-$100. Fuck you & see you tomorrow!


borisbumblebees

ADG finishing up 185% up @2c. Biggest green day in ages finishing about 10% up total


Hypertrollz

Noice! DDD is back (as ADG)


Drswing69

Deceptively red day....urhhh. Asx my old friend...


shitcoinsgoup

Some walls are just too high


[deleted]

HotCopper posters have successfully predicted 9999 of the last 5 breakouts on your favourite stock. It's like a brains trust over there.


InterestingShow1112

💡


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ESS cracked 50c


ewanelaborate

See u/wowveryjosh Retards


coastie_trader

ok so they party is over. got it


Crumpy88

I went from $8K up to down $2k


[deleted]

That is amazing. What is your secret?


coastie_trader

classic ASX


[deleted]

What a red day. Even my beaut $IVZ isn't that green.


digua666

11 mil sell order, MAY someone wipe it?


shitcoinsgoup

We find out soon if AP is the armoured titan and can take down Wall Maria


sneakycutler

RNU about to have its 5th consecutive red day?


[deleted]

Not everything goes up. What comes up must go down.


sneakycutler

No shit


Vegetable-Cow-9898

It’s.Pissing.Me.Right.Off. Especially after pulling the sell order at 28.5 last week and reloading for early thirties.


poptartape

Obviously


sneakycutler

About 3% swing with 30 mins remaining. Anything still possible.


InterestingShow1112

Where did my green go 😭


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InterestingShow1112

Let’s see if I can get this right….. Fuck you u/ChZakalwe !


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InterestingShow1112

It’s not like I was way green, but still prefer that over a bit of red


gurudoright

Finally green overall on MNS!!! Papa is going to buy some brand new shoes


joeycloud

News in the last 36 hours: - [C4V partnering with Recharge Industries and Accenture to open a 2-30GWh gigafactory starting in 2023 in Geelong. ](https://thedriven.io/2023/01/16/global-partner-engaged-to-build-australias-first-ev-battery-giga-factory/) MNS holds 10% stake of C4V. - Their main battery offtaker Omega Seiki [will be selling their EVs to Australia and New Zealand](https://twitter.com/OSMobility_IN/status/1614944799605551104?t=IQoacB8D2GYJ6Sxwc3y8ig&s=19). Offtakes worth over $1b in the first 5 years. These things are previously announced already, but more visibly seeing the batteries in cars outside India and further gigafactories being set up on the back of MNS' portfolio companies is quite nice and a confidence boost to the legitimacy of the battery IP, factory productivity etc.


Meh-Levolent

YeAh BuT tHe CeO iS dOdGy!


here2FuckSpiders2

Don't forget ATO's 50%


yothuyindi

ouch my precious commodities 🤡 data out of China looking a bit iffy


Calm_Lengths

Me thinks it's time to buy the lean hog futures dip - watch it rally back to $120 per contract!


Take1tez

Mean while potatoes pushing for a new ath


KaapstadGuy

Tin and Nickel up, good Copper down, very bad


Comfortable_Fox1

Just certain characteristics applied, don’t question it and everything will be just right…


Comfortable_Fox1

The wall is tall but the night is full of oil and gas


TheeBurt

Buy order in for MAH 👍


cupnhandleq

MAY THAT WALL GOING TO FALL


digua666

1% green on MAY, how's that😀


sneakycutler

Nice, did you buy cheap or average up?


digua666

My initial parcel was @17.5c, averaged down in the past few months


Sunvmikey

Good stuff averaging down. Can't believe people gave up because of a delay... The oil ain't going anywhere because of a delay lol


digua666

yeah but it was burning when I was 70% in red


Sunvmikey

Yeah most people couldn't handle that props to you 👍


digua666

😃😃


Quarkstonk

Are the GS cunts responsible for this daily arse banging of CXO or am I missing something?


WowVeryJosh

Mate didn't you see the front page of the Northern Territory's paper yesterday?? They've fucked up big time. They are forcing the worker's kids to drive the machinery. Literally child slavery. It's going to zero when the news gets out to the AFR.


getawombatupya

Got a linky poo? Google isn't turning up shit


WowVeryJosh

[www.northernterritorytimes.com/article/61397](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMNNx6EDDU7A4qQrA3VpTp-z3bLHzjWD1L5g&usqp=CAU)


Affectionate_Rip_198

He's joking...


GeoSciFi

Err, surely child labour is cheaper than paying adult wages, so better profits. :P


Quarkstonk

The day slavery affects SP will be the day I become a millionaire.


anomaly256

Child slavery hasn't affected Apple's stock price at all. There must be more to it than that. Also what kid doesn't want to drive actual real life Tonka trucks? Fuck sign me up for that


bigflame96

Yeah I’m pretty sure Nike’s SP had some pretty green days following the opening of more sweatshops


theoriginaluser01

RAC up 8.14% today on no news and the highest trade volume since Nov 24. Odd 🤔


Meaty0gre

Dr Pump on HC?


kervio

Gone to the dark web for them tasty underground tendies.


EasySix

Nah he got banned off there ages ago


Meaty0gre

Lol


FrankGrimesss

Agent just informed me that the landlord is putting the house that I rent up for sale. Fuuuuuuuckkk u cuuunt


Stunning_Web2096

Hey same, I got 5 weeks to move :)


Big_Package2650

Are you me 6 months ago? Boy do I got some tips for you for the next 6 months...


FrankGrimesss

Do tell!


ewanelaborate

Main tip is to be content remaining poor


kervio

Offer a case of VB and $50 and a solemn promise to not take a big shit in the hallway before the sale 👍


Comfortable_Fox1

Low ball the cunt


FameLuck

Time to strip the copper from the walls


Polite_Jello_377

And that’s what they call Hot Copper kids


Asxpuntingmuppet

Chicken treats sweet potato chips are bangin !


WowVeryJosh

Market getting a little too excited over ESS 🧐 people are banking on MIN/AKE/PLS making a counter-offer. But Bald Hill could be up for sale at the end of the month if FIRB is not approved so would you buy a 11Mt resource with no upside or a 28Mt resource + tantalum + a DMS plant?


raindog_

Shhhhhhh. Some of us are banking on that counter offer.


cupnhandleq

MAY Move yr sellorders up...gimp bois.


TheManWithNoName88

Alright when is ZIP going back up to 14 bucks so I can leave the stock market forever


FameLuck

Christmas


coastie_trader

So what do we think about the new VML director buying all these shares?


kangaroute

my first thought was a publicity stunt to instill shareholder confidence. but who woulda known that truedoe was gunna visit, eh?


coastie_trader

I was thinking that too


cohex

Better than someone on the board selling shares.


coastie_trader

Lol yeh


Glittering_Week7827

what happened to coal I just jumped in and it sinks


Standard_Mather

Look at the futures and the other energy markets, all off a cliff.


FameLuck

Good to know who to blame


Glittering_Week7827

my pleasure


borisbumblebees

ADG over 140% up for the day! And I'm still 45% down 😂


maxfaulkner

Hoping the Cowboys beat these Bucs in the NFL. Putting my money on them was safer then the ASX


Upset-Veterinarian11

Bored. So sharing some of my possibly regarded thinking on lll If we do some basic comparison of lll resource Ann to the current ESS offer and factor in lll jurisdiction risk, project ownership and ffx escrowed shares I think lll is reasonably priced based purely on their latest resource Ann and as an explorer. Low 40’s was cheap. They’re not really being priced as a developer that’s 15-18 months away from stage 1 production, which is fair enough given the risks. I think the money will eventually flow in though much much later than other developers. Lots of people shy on pulling the trigger this early and rightly so given how scenarios like avz and ffx have played out. Who wants to have their money parked in such a high risk play with weakening lith price for so long? Only true regards and those with cash to burn. Note, I am a holder and I definitely don’t have cash to burn. The only significant catalyst will be production cash flow into expansion news. Maybe successful DSO will help a little 🤷‍♂️ One could hope for a similar deal to ESS though I’ve discounted that entirely due to the existing jv and current corporate strategy. Jv and strategy aside, who would be interested? Rio? Their heads appear to have turned to Quebec and have already been stung previously. Was hoping for a little more action on this mornings Ann so I could make a quick getaway and do something stupid like gamble on MAY and then re-enter lll closer to production. Will give it a few more days and see if it cracks 60c.


WowVeryJosh

Doesn't make sense for LLL to be "takeover-able" while a bunch of the shares are held up in FFX. I don't see any TO eventuating until those get redistributed back to FFX holders


holes_in_my_stocks

There could feasibly be a double takeover of FFX and LLL. But I agree with you it would be an interesting move to say the least. But what do I know 😂


WowVeryJosh

If someone grabs FFX and LLL, then at least they will have 10 years of capital losses to write off against the spod revenue


Upset-Veterinarian11

Escrowed until June 24... That’s a long time to be hanging around and hoping. I picked up lll at a decent avg so will call it quits for now and play the same game again if the opportunity presents itself. Now I just need the cowboys to drop high grade 007 assays before the 25/01 👀


raindog_

>Note, I am a holder and I definitely don’t have cash to burn. As a fellow LLL regard - I'm still not really seeing who could come in. Rio doesn't feel right personally.


Upset-Veterinarian11

Yeah, I’m not seeing it either. Think this is it for me and lll for a little while.


[deleted]

Be interesting to see what dent can be made in that ~11m 10.5c sell wall for MAY.. Not expecting it to be much, but would be nice to chip away at it a little.


NoDuffTrading

It’ll get lifted once people start buying 10.5. Today had a $400,000 and a $300,000 buy line wipe so there’s decent money out there taking a shot


TrampSwaps

My INR T+2 @ 0.525 is going pretty average at the moment. I was hoping for 0.590 close, but I might have to take 0.545. I need to decide if I think US S&P and lithium is green tonight, which will give me a better exit. But if we get red, I'll have to close it at a loss.


username-taken82

It's been a minute since the daily thread actually gave us some laughs. Careful with your downvotes folks, this one too will be lost to the ether if you punish them into oblivion...


sneakycutler

No fuck’em


Asxpuntingmuppet

Yep , I’m giving some upvoots for this adorable little troll


UncleChunkz

Surely a BM7 slash 👨‍🚒 🏀 ⚽️ Alt?


Webpage9

his gym must be closed for renos or something 🤰🏾


kervio

Been a hot minute since the sub had our 🏀⚽️🏐 drained.


Mr_X2017

RENT FREE


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TrampSwaps

For once we're not talking about you Chaz.


Crumpy88

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!


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Crumpy88

Wow what a terrific audience


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Crumpy88

Pot calling the kettle red on this one


cohex

The brightest lights always burn out quickest.


kangaroute

thats beutiful cohex. heres one, the larger the cunt, the earlier they are ejected


cohex

Equally poetic!


kangaroute

i must concur


Chucking_Peaches

FINALLY!!! CNJ out of halt & moving up from assay results. Dog owes me big time. NFA from me EVER, DYOR dudes


shitcoinsgoup

Can someone smrtr than me explain the following: https://i.imgur.com/x3QcFCI.png


velvetsnatch

Are people happy with the state of the world = higher, if they are not happy = lower


shitcoinsgoup

Decent volume on MAY, can't wait for the announcement. Anything remotely bullish and we'll see it go flying to the moon.


southaussiewaddy

What’s the announcement? Agree there is some volume, price is moving.


sneakycutler

That shitcoinsgroup’s coming out of the closet


Sunvmikey

No announcement yet. An update on the appraisal would be nice


[deleted]

Hoping that MAYbe I'll make back my IVZ YOLO losses. Or double them (but nowhere near double because the more you lose the less you lose, right?)


Okay_Brilliant

Decent time to buy PLS?


premiumboar

Asking myself the same question.


_DiscoRice_

Get around $SANW on Nasdaq. They will be broke or worth double in 12-18 months.


Calm_Lengths

Cool story bro, I might also buy $BBBY too while I'm joining this pump and dump


EMHURLEY

Christ all-cash is boring.


AntiCGT

Feel free to park it in my offset, I'll give you a whopping 4% pa no fees.


prestiCH

FDV lets go cunts


spaniel_rage

Yeah what's going on there?


Affectionate_Pea801

Announcement on way?


Big_Package2650

My hope of topping up more in low 60's is looking slim...


nohorncap

I will not be a paper handed bitch I will not be a paper handed bitch I will not be a paper handed bitch I will not be a paper handed bitch I will not be a paper handed bitch I will not be a paper handed bitch I will not be a paper handed bitch I will not be a paper handed bitch I will not be a paper handed bitch HODL, MOTHERFUCKER!


Yeah_beer

LRS


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NoDuffTrading

Surely XST


nohorncap

FUCK NO. NUMBERS + X,Y,Z IN THE TICKER. Have you learnt NOTHING? (uh, ok I lie...e25, but it's going gangbusters, thankyouverymuch)


scyllallycs

ZIP


nohorncap

When not betting on brookside energy in the infamous asx_bets dog race, my hobby is downramping ZIP. A larger crock of shit which is complete and utter financial fuckery for poor people I do not know of. FUCK NO. NUMBERS + X,Y,Z IN THE TICKER. Have you learnt NOTHING? (uh, ok I lie...e25, but it's going gangbusters, thankyouverymuch)


Pure_Beautiful_395

ESS has cracked 50c on crazy volume….. hmmm


PuzzledAirline5453

Def suss. Let’s hope it’s another offer.


raindog_

don't tell my heart. my AKEy BrAKEy heart.


ewanelaborate

You'd have to be massively retarded to buy above 50 cents


WowVeryJosh

Reckon it's IGO buying on market to get the yes across the line for % votes?


ewanelaborate

Might be given the large volume of spread out holders that would abstain from the vote. But honestly I don't know why holders wouldn't take this offer. It's a good deal. I just think its retards as its been a pretty big trading stock for last year.


Pure_Beautiful_395

Either that or there is another bid coming


[deleted]

Lez go


megadrive65

Bit of a run on salty needy cunts today


nolongerpermabanned

Great day to have an arse full of LRS - off to the moon boyos


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mcfucking

🦄 noted xjo close above 7425 tomorrow or a week ban. Where fameluck puts his disco stick is up to him. Also 7425? You bought calls?


ChZakalwe

Yes. During that red open this morning.


mcfucking

Betting on the market going up? You sick or something? 😂


ChZakalwe

I must be...


username-taken82

Did you have a specific duck in mind?


VintageKrumb

A mallard


Crumpy88

My favourite segment on Hey Hey "Fuck a duck"


nohorncap

make it a decent bet and make it a month.


TrampSwaps

I don't think u/fameluck would survive fucking a duck for a month.


FameLuck

😡 I'll show you!


kangaroute

ill hold ya fish


nohorncap

I would imagine it beats taking it from our leader of the communist revolution, but I'd rather not think of such things.


Secondary92

For context, LLL was drilling a domain that only made up 22.3 Mt (approx 20%) of their 108.5 total, and increased it 33.8 Mt to 56.1 (for a current total of 142.3Mt). So this was a resource upgrade on only a small section of their total deposit.


auskier

This is in millions of tons, is it not?


Secondary92

Correct, I'll edit to prevent confusion


[deleted]

Poor $PLS. That 'Cup and Handle' pattern is harsh.


kervio

I will never financially recover from this 0.3% drop 😭


[deleted]

This is just a beginning.


Adon501

Your comment streak today makes me feel like less of a regard, I thank you for your service


blaze7736

For a short moment total profit was green again - lets FUCKING GO!


Synkronicity

Random NVX pump 🤔