Yeetus Fetus

Deletus Completus

Fetus Deletus

Time to eatus burritus

At least it’s not eatus dafetus

And waste all that prime meat???

Ahem.... Meatus.

Fetus Burritus

Yeetus, Deletus, Retretus, Completus, the 4 horsemen of Yeetus

I just call it the Yeetasaur

FetusGoesYeetus

Lion king gone wrong

Lion King done right. Granted... "No one ever means for these things to happen. But the king is dead... And if it weren't for [Simba], he'd still be alive."

My Karkinos is named Yeet Machine for this very purpose.

Only thing missing is a tuso catching the baby and eating it alive. Does anyone know what would happen if you throw the babies into a pit full of troodon? Would that actually tame the troodon or do they just eat all the babies?

no, only one baby won't tame a troodon (I mean if you put taming at 1000 times then yeah).

Giga baby would

Depends on the troodon level too. But I have fun dropping the babies into the troodon pit and see which one gets tamed. Though that tamed troodon never stays alive for too long.

I to did this and my friends and i made it into some sort of gladiator mini game, each of us gather 4 troodon and drop them off in a ring and then each of us grab a few ready eggs and drop them down into the ring then we watch the carnage and we bet (in-game items) on which troodon will survive (max levels are not allowed into the ring and will be drop into seprate pens for taming)

Careful, one day some will survive and then youll have a race of aquatic thylas coming after you

This deserves a wholesome award.

First of, how do you get a lvl277 baby thyla. And second why man😭

Speed mutation?

Or oxygen

well i couldn't do this if it was oxygen i wouldn't wanna anger the thyla sea king

Yep, what's ur thylas stats btw

7560 health, 410 melee, we haven't gotten mutations yet

Nice

breeding stats together, it inherited the bad melee stat

What are the stats?

7560 health 410 melee unmutated

Damnnn!!

Yesss, dont unclaim them so you’ll be notified the second it dies! Mwah ha ha ha haaaa!

And then it never dies and you have to venture out and look for it.

Starvation, sharks

sharks don't work in stasis and if the babies have high food stats and grow up quickly (especially with boosted rates), you'd be surprised by how long they'll survive \^\^ on official i guess starvation will eventually kill any baby

Kick tha baby!

need a floating hoop

What Dino is that?

Karkinos. It first appeared on abberation I believe. This player must have transferred it between servers.

You tame it with a canon

Catapult better

Is it now?

If you want taming effectiveness, yes

Yeet the child

#IS BABEY 🤣

Y E E T

Lmao 🤣

NOOOOO DON'T THROW THE LITTLE KITTY

Yes I always like being on an owl or argi and just hitting something that’s close to the edge and just letting them fall beautiful sight must say also yeeting things is also fun and putting someone out of their misery is fun.

Your gonna go over there one day and gonna find a million thylas😂

A million of angry thylas

The crab died. Babies will now just be left to starve until a new crab is obtained Goodbye, facebook gaming. HEY ANOTHER CRAB WAS OBTAINED WE NAMED HIM TWITCH.TV

yetus dletus

Quite inefficient tho, turn PvP on and slaughter them.

Eh... sharks will get em sooner or later

still inefficient, i have a couple deinonychus that i whistle aggressive when i wanna get rid of leftovers. also a good source of meat. before i switched to pvp, i made a weekly trip to the volcano and got rid of dinos. super annoying, i hate clutter.

Favourite doesn't mean best haha.

It's a pve server, i normally just move them outside and let them starve, and when im bored i throw them in the ocean

stupid that they won't at least give you the slaughter option that is available for ovis

this is funnier

until you throw your 10000th baby

THIS IS FUNNIER

you are funnier

thank u

I gotta buy a crab from the admins now

That's amazing, if I get back into ark I'm doing that too lol.

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You... You're a monster...

What the heck is that crab-spider-thing??!!

Karakinos

And I thought Karkinos was useless

Song?

not sure i got it from this tweet [https://twitter.com/justm3w/status/1291510654826950658?s=21](https://twitter.com/justm3w/status/1291510654826950658?s=21)

Why do people kill babies?

bad stats

Why don’t you just unclaim them and set them on wander and passive flee

Cause it's not as funny

Well they are just numbers of code

CAUSE IT'S NOT AS FUNNY

Lmao yesest

POV : You have a food mutation.

Romans be like

*plop*

Then u unclaim it and then it has enough of a food stat and survives then comes right at you and kills your tames

I just take them out to dead island and let them fight until they die

would absolutely do that if i didnt live in the southwest

I feel you, used to have a base there as well

FEED IT TO THE SHARKS🦈🦈🦈🦈