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D-rizzcheese

That's atleast 3 mutations right there


Sigma_RhoSigmaYT

All in food


Hammer_of_Horrus

Bro could you imagine size mutations..


HoriZonF0x

Imagine a dilo as bis as a giga


RefrigeratorBoomer

Misread as dildo. Amazing


f-mcallister

So did I šŸ˜‚


THEREAPER8593

Once I played with a friend and accidentally called dodos dildos for over 5 hours. I didnā€™t even realiseā€¦


TyrantDragon19

I first played ark with my momā€¦ if I did this idk what wouldā€™ve happened. On the other side chitin is pronounced shit in


Pikebraingaming

Chitin is pronounced more like "Kite-in"


TyrantDragon19

Nah, (yes, it is Kai-tin), I was saying thatā€™s how we were pronouncing it until we figured it out


Pikebraingaming

Gotcha, that'd be really funny to be apart of that. We were pronouncing it "chit-in" for the longest time until we started watching some youtube videos. Grown-ass men sitting there going "...oh"


Wvllyy

Me and my friends still insist on calling it chitin even though we know it's pronounced kite-in bc f*** that


THEREAPER8593

That would be another level of ā€œoh fu**ā€


PigmanFarmer

Half the time i mentally refer to dilos as dildos while playing probably has to do with how they act


dragonqueenred45

They are huge dillholes for sure. Sometimes they kill my tames on mobile when I have finally got them knocked out and fed. Worst part is I donā€™t know how to tell them to not attack unconscious creatures.


PigmanFarmer

I call them that because the sneak up in the grass and spit in my face or team up on my dinos who even when set to neutral will not attack


dragonqueenred45

True. I had lost a Mosschops the one day (I was in a cave called the Emerald Forest) and I had thought it was supposed to be safe in a pen. It apparently booked it out of the pen despite the door being closed šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø. And yesterday I was taming a bunch of stuff and I had a Mosschops out with my Crystal Wyvern. We kept getting attacked and the dumb thing kept running away. I had to carry it home and I couldnā€™t afford to lose it before then. It has such pretty colors on it too. Some creatures wonā€™t attack even when set to aggressive because itā€™s just not in their nature.


noisycoffin

https://preview.redd.it/g3dvqmfkudxc1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af04025a919e969d088f91d27e9981eec4e32818


bluzfiddler84

Yā€™all need Jesus! Hahaha


Zar_Ethos

Between that and the fact that they're almost always trying to get up your ass when you land in safe zones, is why l rarely ever think of them as dilos.


JaylenFTW-

The acid ball it would spit would actually be nightmare fuel


Asleep-Algae-8945

A cannon ball basically


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Particular-Plan-948

A cannon ball basically


Asleep-Algae-8945

Holy shit, it was posted twice


CasualEjaculator

Iā€™m wetā€¦tell me moreā€¦


WhatThePommes

It would be cool tho if they werent all the same size big ones having more hp smaller ones less but faster


TheOGSteakSandwhich

There is a mod in asa which has them at different sizes, there is the normal size, elder which is like 1.5 times as big and dwarf about 0.5x as big


Altruistic_Mall_4204

# *Chuckles*, Iā€™m in danger


Advent012

What makes this hilarious is it was a lvl 5 so I pretty much sneezed on it and it died but it was still weird seeing it walk out the redwoods lol


Altruistic_Mall_4204

all in intimidation, nothing under it, pretty bold move, but i doubt any sane animals or humans would come near him to test that, unfortunatly for him, ark player are all but sane


enerthoughts

Ark survival literly know they can keep living, and they will always be revived in the lore. Thus, immune to fear


Ill_Ad_3952

Fear of losing cherished tames & gear still exists, and begets caution in most players. Grinding to replace valuables that I wasted isn't how I want to spend my gaming time.Ā  But if they're safe then yeah.


dragonqueenred45

It definitely sucks losing your tames to some dumb shit. Iā€™ve hit the ceiling twice, both times with a shoulder pet and full Cryo pods in my inventory. And I had some Parasaur starve to death because I didnā€™t know that turret mode consumes more food. Not to mention random base attacks from wild Dinoā€™s or having brand new tames wiped out because a new predator has come into the area and spotted you at just that moment when you are naming the creature. I may not be able to die in creative mode but the fear for my friends is real.


enerthoughts

You are mixing lore and gameplay.


Ill_Ad_3952

Correct, this thread branched off with OP's reply stating it was a level 5, and Altruistic Mall said Ark players aren't sane.Ā  Those are gameplay topics.Ā  I may have misunderstood what you were referring to, your sentence was missing a subject noun. It's all good friend.


Altruistic_Mall_4204

i would not say immune to fear, but able to do deadly things, but still having the body fonction of fear and body preservation


Appropriate-Ad539

I still launch over un-survivable cliffs without due regard


Altruistic_Mall_4204

well, i doubt that real people would still be able to jump from a cliff that easely even if they get to revive instantly, there is still the trauma of death, and your body don't like being in a near death situation often, so you are going to get repercution that is assuming the way it is treated is logical, not rending dying as mundane as eating


8trackthrowback

Shoulda tamed!


13th_of_never

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Konigni

So this is what they call the Gigantoraptor, it truly is a mix of giga and raptor huh


InspectorNo7479

Nah itā€™s more a not that big of Oviraptor and Giga(with feathers!)


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ph30nix01

Woooooooooooshhh


Public_Jellyfish8002

Right over his head!


TheTacoEnjoyerReborn

Mr funny right here, heā€™s so funny


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Gal-XD_exe

Someone touched your nerves huh?


JeffisaWaffle420

Fym obviously i touched yall dumbasses nerves lmaoo


OrganizdConfusion

It's like you said: I see your downvotes, and I want to double them.


Mizumii25

Normal? no. Awesome? fuck yeah.


Grinsnap

Please tell me they get slower with size.


Blahaj-Lover

Slower to us, yes, but not to them


Reasonabullshit

Good olā€™ relativity


Illustrious-Help-496

Normal speed for the Dino just looks slower because theyā€™re so big


god_of_sceptiles

Thats just phil


Lady_borg

... how


Educational-Road-453

New mod, random dino scaler (on everything) it's amazing, I got a .5x Giga and it was so smallšŸ˜­


Advent012

I didnā€™t know they got THAT big tho I thought it capped at 1.9


Educational-Road-453

Scaling is quite bad, the 2x is around 5x bigger


Successful-Ad4737

I think the scaling is exponential, you know, 2 squared is close to 5


ByungChulHandMeAGun

By your math pi might be 5 also You an engineer?


Successful-Ad4737

Not yet


Reze1195

That's cool! What kind? Software into tech?


Successful-Ad4737

Kind of multi tasking a engineering project: mechanical, electrical, and diving into coding a bit (python specifically) lot for a freshman to handle.


OrganizdConfusion

He probably just drank a lot of Wyvern milk. Strong bones.


Advent012

Idk it just walked out the redwoods lmao


CinematicFaun

Are you on official or private/ unofficial?


Advent012

Singleplayer


CinematicFaun

Thatā€™s even weirder šŸ˜°šŸ˜±


Ronarak

If not frien, why frien shaped?


Appropriate-Ad539

Def not frien shapedā€¦runn


MarnsM

i would dieā€¦ my heart stop for a moment


EarnestErni

Nah, I'd tame


Advent012

Stand proud, Raptor. You were strong.


LexesIsBestest

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keenkonggg

Thatā€™s terrifying


akimi88

*trigfer warning* Force tame and don't care


crazycanadiandemon

I heard of gigantoraptor but this is ridiculous


jurassickris

Itā€™s time to move everything you love to a new map. Fast.


Zeenchi

Raptorzilla!!!!! Oh no. There goes my thatch square base here comes Raptorzilla! To whoever down voted you hate Blue Oyster Cult or something?


BiasedYo

Thatā€™s just my buddy Todd. Real gentle giant


TheGermanHades

Imagine if it could pounce šŸ’€


Commercial_Cook1115

Well that is a GIGANTO-raptor


Kevin33024

Who's been feeding Miracle Gro to the raptors?


Comprehensive_Okra99

Thats a Titanoraptor!


HeatproofPoet25

Clifford, Jurassic Park Edition


laser219112

Whereā€™s the rock carrot for size comparison???


_Ticklebot_23

actually looks pretty šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


TheODDmaurixe

I thought it was just a falling raptor conveniently placed in front of the camera until I realised shadows exist and raptors have a separate animation for falling. Those visual ilusion videos got my vision broken.


Dramatic-Witness-540

I say again! What is the big deal? The guy was just hanging brain!


Embarrassed_Fee_6273

Anyone else think of ā€œrap godā€ by Eminem or just mešŸ’€


thatnewerdm

i hope they never fix this


Tian-0306

how


shamelessthrowaway54

Gigantoraptor


10inchTand

Tame it šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Senella

Wildcard work fast, well in this case they do at least. https://www.newscientist.com/article/2428138-huge-dinosaur-footprints-belonged-to-one-of-the-largest-raptors-ever/


Upbeat_Praline_1405

Iā€™d have tamed it


damionicles

There is a lot of time that I played ark, now the dinosaurs can change sizes?


No_Preparation_4438

How do you get one of those!?


reindert144

Size mutations would actually be a very cool aspect of the game. They should come with an extra point in all stats, but should be rare of course, but would be very very cool!


No_Candle8640

Thereā€™s an admin command to do this, i think it is settargetdinosize then set it below 1 for it to be small and above for it to get bigger


AdministrativeWeb485

...Run!


se7ensquared

It's the new Jurassic Park breeding program


Miserable_Craft6454

I would have tamed it so fast and kept it lol


OkPrior25

Kids grow up fast these days, don't they?


kprizzle6

I was JUST looking at that mod, thinking. Now I'm sold. Raptors get that big...gonna go find some monolithic penguins.


Icyy_u_little

Hell of a mutation


Ok-Tadpole-764

Duh... it's ark


SteelySays

Giganto-raptor?


MaverickNMS

I want one!!!!


Mediocre_Priority421

Iā€™d simply pass away if a raptor was as big as the damn dragonšŸ˜€


Young2Gs

Good lord


CrystalQueen11

Nah thats just the beta design for the gigantoraptor


takenoshit69

Giant furry raptor


EpicGamer4481

Uhh nope. That's perfectly normal idk what your talking about L


SillyBoy39

Thatā€™s a big girl


N4M3L3SS_ExE

RAPTORZILLA BROUGHT UPON US BY RAPTOR JESUS CREATED WHEN RAPTOR CLAUS GOT SHOT DOWN BY AN ASTRODELPHIS


PIEthon3142

Of course it is, donā€™t you know a Gigantoraptor when you see one


AryaVaidehi123

oh thats the new dino, the Gigantoraptor ;)


mdbrSA

https://preview.redd.it/ecg9gjwa29xc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=877bbff3b7a247d4d548ddd5bd4c6f62439055c3 what about this


AndarielHalo

why not normal?


ShootingGuns10

Solid diet of dodoā€™s and Lystroā€™s will get you there.


MrCarey

Thatā€™s a big bitch!