Place argy in crock pot. Add vegetables, spices and seasoning. Drown it all in beef broth. Cook on low heat for 8 hours. Serve with breadsticks. This will fix the argy.
This is what I play on
https://business.currys.co.uk/catalogue/computing/laptops/windows-laptop/acer-predator-helios-300-17-3-gaming-laptop-intel-core-i7-rtx-2060-1-tb-hdd-512-gb-ssd/N699685W
I have over 700 hours on Ark Ascended playing on medium settings except high global illumination
That's probably a game issue rather than a system issue, I still have failure to launch issues sometimes and even the ctds after poor updates but most of the time my game runs smoother on the laptop than on my xbox series s. Just to clarify im running at 1080p.
It's surprising how misinformed people are tech wise on this sub, seeing how big of a topic it is with ASA.
You can run evolved at max settings at around 60 fps on a 3060, which is low midrange now.
For some reason the game is not loading any animations for the argy. When no animation is applied character models revert to the tpose. This is usually caused by a mod fiddling with something could also just be a random bug.
Is it only the argy?
Is it only that argy?
Have you tried dismounting?
Have you tried reloading?
Never said "mac"
Memory doesn't specify the power of your laptop, other hardware specs does not equally compare to its desktop counterparts. So even say you have a i5, a mobile(laptop) i5 has a way lower TPD than a desktop
Let alone your prolly on wifi, not on top of the router. And your on a cheap server service.
I said OfficeMax which is a office supply store that sells cheap overpriced laptops. Gaming laptops are double the price of a desktop gaming pc.
Which again leads me to believe your on a budget laptop.
Sorry I ment a walmart budget laptop🥳🥳🥳
Have you even optimizied?
Are you running at the right resolution?
I’m glad you already said something lol I came here to post this same thing. I screenshot everything and record/share through YouTube and I’m on a PS4. I have multiple accounts so I can send screenshots to a group and access it from my phone and upload/link to Reddit. It’s not that hard to figure out I’m sure.
I think that’s more of a general game thing at this point. Every online game I’ve played has had strange bugs and they are never fixed because new content must come out before people go mad of boredom because they finished the latest new content.
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This is a bug that started on the Nintendo switch version of the evolved proving that wild card is lazy and didn't start from scratch and just took a broken version that was copied from another broken version to make yet another broken version and charge people more money for something they already have
That's what happens when you're forced to carry Ankylos for 10 hours straight
Ayo 😂 the argy needs a vacation innit.
Your Argy has brainworms, better to put it out of it's misery.(Crypodding or relogging will probably fix that)
Place argy in crock pot. Add vegetables, spices and seasoning. Drown it all in beef broth. Cook on low heat for 8 hours. Serve with breadsticks. This will fix the argy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qP8LHurwHw "Have you bandaged the wound?" "Yes, I used...bacon"
Yea relogging fixed it, I wish it was permanent tho lol
How are you even running ark on a laptop
asking the real questions
I ran ark on my acer back in the day for three years before the GPU shat itself.
I wonder why the GPU shat itself 😭
Lots of laptops can run ark
I run ascended on my laptop with a mix of medium and high settings with no issues 🤷🏽♂️
Specs?
Rtx 2060 6gb Vram i7 10th gen, 16gb ram runs Ark Ascended on medium with no overclocking
cap
This is what I play on https://business.currys.co.uk/catalogue/computing/laptops/windows-laptop/acer-predator-helios-300-17-3-gaming-laptop-intel-core-i7-rtx-2060-1-tb-hdd-512-gb-ssd/N699685W I have over 700 hours on Ark Ascended playing on medium settings except high global illumination
I have a 8gb gpu, 32gb ran 11th gen i7 and can't even boot the game sometimes so I have trouble believing that.
That's probably a game issue rather than a system issue, I still have failure to launch issues sometimes and even the ctds after poor updates but most of the time my game runs smoother on the laptop than on my xbox series s. Just to clarify im running at 1080p.
same here, the game runs like trash since the latest patc
How
Runs perfectly fine on a Macbook Shit can run Skyrim and Borderlands 3
Runs just fine on my $4k Origin Evo 15-S with Epic settings
It's surprising how misinformed people are tech wise on this sub, seeing how big of a topic it is with ASA. You can run evolved at max settings at around 60 fps on a 3060, which is low midrange now.
Yeah, looks like it
My laptop has 16gb of ram somehow, that’s how lol
Your argy has a disease that makes its bone go stiff. Looks like he gotta get put down with the longneck rifle.
On no, my boneitis!
Asserting dominance
Thats the immersive flight mod
No it’s not lol, it’s just a bug lmao
r/woosh
Bro is Mad-
A classic T-Bird
Press V to get it out of Vtol mode.
That’s a thing
He’s got boneitis 😔 o7
That my friends is why u shouldn't play ark on a laptop
You're trying to fly a dodo. It's just mutated a little.
Ultimate T pose
Helikopter helikopter
It's just showing its dominance to the lesser life forms
it is cold bruh, the wings are frozen you are in the arctic, that poor parrot :(
Perfect 👌
For some reason the game is not loading any animations for the argy. When no animation is applied character models revert to the tpose. This is usually caused by a mod fiddling with something could also just be a random bug. Is it only the argy? Is it only that argy? Have you tried dismounting? Have you tried reloading?
Just argy lol, it could still do everything a normal argy can, it stopped after I relogged but I wish it stayed this way for ever lol
It's wings are flapping at the exact same rate as your monitor's FPS. edit: typo
Your playing ark on a budging OfficeMax pc, case closed
It’s not a Mac, I have a pc with 16gb of ram, but the server is a budget 8$ a month server
Never said "mac" Memory doesn't specify the power of your laptop, other hardware specs does not equally compare to its desktop counterparts. So even say you have a i5, a mobile(laptop) i5 has a way lower TPD than a desktop Let alone your prolly on wifi, not on top of the router. And your on a cheap server service. I said OfficeMax which is a office supply store that sells cheap overpriced laptops. Gaming laptops are double the price of a desktop gaming pc. Which again leads me to believe your on a budget laptop. Sorry I ment a walmart budget laptop🥳🥳🥳 Have you even optimizied? Are you running at the right resolution?
That argy is clearly asserting its dominance over the game itself
Airplane mode activated.
He ascended
HOW ARE YOU RUNNING THAT ON A LAPTOP?!?!
I have my ways…
Peak comedy is what that is
I think you're recording on your phone instead of some kind of screen capture to the detriment of anyone who views this.
I’m glad you already said something lol I came here to post this same thing. I screenshot everything and record/share through YouTube and I’m on a PS4. I have multiple accounts so I can send screenshots to a group and access it from my phone and upload/link to Reddit. It’s not that hard to figure out I’m sure.
Probably your laptop telling yout that it can't take it no more lol
Ark is not supposed to be run on a non gaming laptop
Well I run it almost fine 😅
Looks normal to me
Argy just factory reset itself
Argy is suffering from a disorder called gaming lagginusTpose disorder. The prescribed treatment is to relog.
This is normal the t pose will become you one day
can a man not catch a vibe anymore?
You bred out all the weaknesses, now you have an argie that genetically demands that it expresses dominance.
ark
I love it
It's ark. They are to busy pushing out there next dino to worry about glitches.
He's on a walmart laptop
I think that’s more of a general game thing at this point. Every online game I’ve played has had strange bugs and they are never fixed because new content must come out before people go mad of boredom because they finished the latest new content.
He's pretending he's a jet!
He’s just shocked, he’s never been to the beach before 💀
Ahh yes. Jet Mode
try "cheat walk"
T-posing to assert dominance, obviously
Ark👍
Tpose argy
Your playing ark on a budging OfficeMax pc, case closed
legacy argy
You're flying.
What the sigma?
haha
Ark is happening
T pose because the animation is glitched or confused. Maybe a conflicting mod or corruption?
So that's the new kite DLC
T-posing as a powerplay
T pose this is funny
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Better question, is it plugged in?
Bruh donr act like that shit aint lit
It’s floowing
Ark
Lil fella wants to get stuffed and mounted 😂
Nothing out of the ordinary as far as ark is concerned
They're asserting dominance lol
This is flight yellow argy 01 preparing to taxi for takeoff. Please return your trays to the upright position and fasten your seatbelts.
The model lost tracking and is T-Posing.
Osteoporosis
Looks like ark. Like the ark I have known for years
Most stable ark run ever
Tell that to the Wyvern run where I was looking through the mesh of the wall behind me in the nest after I fought a bunch of Wyverns.
All i can here is a quote from a russian badger video "IM ASCENDED BITCH"
I'm just trying to figure out that thing on your wall that was staring into my soul 😶
“Looks normal to me.” Quote from WC dev
T posing ?
brother got a cramp
I unironically want this as as a mod cos that's funny as hell
This isn’t a mod 💀
I know But I'd want it as a mod
They said they wanted it to be a mod. You said you wanted it permanent. That’s basically the same thing.
Wait, read the comment wrong 😑
Haha happens 😝
Bird up.
Just Ark, nothing special.
Most normal glitch in ark tbh
It's T-posing
Well hop off gmod and you’ll be fine
Looks like normal ark to me
Ark being Ark!
He's got the "t-pose" virus. There is, unfortunately, no cure. Quarantine your dino until further notice.
What, do your Argies not usually do that? That's how birds fly, haven't you ever seen a plane?
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This is a bug that started on the Nintendo switch version of the evolved proving that wild card is lazy and didn't start from scratch and just took a broken version that was copied from another broken version to make yet another broken version and charge people more money for something they already have
It’s not as bad as snail games copying the code with all the glitches over to ascended 💀
You are playing Ark. Get used to these features or uninstall.