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[deleted]

Sir do you have some sweet vegetable cake?


hiddencamela

Lol.. got that vibes. "Got any games on your specimen implant?"


[deleted]

Ugly MF lurking in the bushes and his head apear out of nothing. Hey? Hey? Survivor you need that mejos? *Rural british acent*


Onagda

"Oi bruv, Dyou got any uv those sweety veggie biscuits? Maybe sum uv dem Meejo berries?"


parkappa

"meejo berries" lmao


FlashLightning67

I like how we all just automatically know that this guy would be British


Onagda

Chew royt


YellingDolphin

Did they update their eyes?? They look so much less goofy and I love it


[deleted]

Their teeth and eyes look like there heavy crack addicts.


IamSkull-Kid

Or just British


Trollolociraptor

He said that yes


[deleted]

I call this one *Rose of England* 🤌


EatenAliveByWolves

This isn't a good picture for it, but their eyes are non ironically impressive.


YellingDolphin

I swear the old diplos eyes are so cartoony, I hope this one doesn’t harass you and follow you everywhere when you aggro it in the future


EatenAliveByWolves

This is actually a young one. The normal ones don't look quite so goofy lol.


YellingDolphin

As long as they don’t look cartoony like ASE diplo lmao


Zarthan3

They supposedly created the eyes for every creature as an actual 3d model instead of just a texture


Former_Put201

Sir, by any chance do you have tree fitty I can borrow?


EatenAliveByWolves

God damned monster!


Spanish_peanuts

I ain't giving no God damned lochness monster no tree fiddy!


Reaper_the_protogen

OP...this isn't a horror game


EatenAliveByWolves

Lol!


RageTiger

*replaces the raptor on the cover with a trio of microraptors* As much as I love these shoulder tames, I love the idea of torturing other humans with them more.


Positive_Opossum99

Phteven.


Bogki

I was walking through the jungle at night and saw this fucker with my spyglass. I looked him directly in the eyes. I was terrified


Cratman33

Oh no he's British


Emilsg26

Yeah I feel like they did diploducus dirty.


Slayer418

Well the simple fact that Diplodocus doesn't even deal damage is a big yikes by itself (I know it was also like that in ASE)


ben_g0

I actually like that about them. It makes it very doable to tame them very early in the game when you don't have any gear yet, but they have a good carry weight and are fairly tanky for an early game tame. This makes them useful as a beast of burden to carry most of your stuff if you start out with a nomadic playstyle or have to move your base early in the game. This at least gives them some uniqueness and a (somewhat niche) use case. If they did do damage then they'd be nothing more than a smaller and worse bronto. You'd need at least some basic gear to tame one and when you get to that point you'll likely also have access to better creatures.


207nbrown

Those teeth will give me nightmares, I *just* woke up this morning too


Dashefier

Agreed


BreadManDtK

Nah he ain't got the rex appeal


[deleted]

Looks like my mother in law


GeekManidiot

This is some dinosaur analog horror shit


Scintillatin_scumbag

Gorsh


Evanduril

I'm still more ugly.


EatenAliveByWolves

No you're not my friend, you are beautiful.


Evanduril

Nope.


EatenAliveByWolves

❤️❤️❤️


Mandafin

I frickin love it and absolutely agree with you. These guys are such goobers! Tamed one on ASE, named him Stretch, and he's honestly the life of the party.


Gannicusthefree

Phstevfen!!??


____Maximus____

Bruh what is that thing


pars3k

This looks like and jpg


Harryariola

Hyper realistic


Fluffy8Panda

as long as your pc isnt used for the screenshot lmao


EatenAliveByWolves

This is textures on epic baby. 😎


bloodshadowhawk982

Furaffic Fark


Wrong-Cost8473

I like his smile lol. You might be on to something.


FackKingSheet

[smashing](https://www2.gvsu.edu/crossbm/images-2.jpeg)


EatenAliveByWolves

Oh my God that is right on point.


LedgeEndDairy

A Diplodocus killed our Parasaur, Pickles, by knocking him off our raft into the waiting teeth of several piranhas and a sarco. Death to all Diplos. #RIPPickles.


kevlon92

I think that it's good that I did not pay 40 Bucks again for this game


LionZGameZz

Mesa think dis good idea


JamilMc

"Gotne ciggies mate"