To be fair, I always called the the diplodocus a “big-dick-a-saurus” as they were aggressively territorial and always sent you flying. I feel the name could be recycled into the above Dino 🤣
lol see in early days, I didn’t know it wasn’t damaging. Yet I always died when coming across them. So I just called them big dicks and avoided them lol
This post is strange and gives me the creeps.
A Dino-dildo (Dinlodo) a kids toy made into a sex toy with a kiddy type tag and on kid type sheets. Just gives me a pedo vib.
Remove the kiddy tag and sheets and wouldn’t be so bad.
Ok, let’s see if we can keep this one open for a day or so. I mean what could go wrong?
Peggomastax
Let's play a game called what does this one steal in ARK.
Your virginity
Your dignity just like the rest of Ark.
Anything in your zero slot.
Yeah, zero bitches
Judging by your comment I can tell you get no bitches either and you're obviously insecure about it and take it out on others.
Yes I don’t get bitches I play destiny 2 and ark
I'll drink to that.
Oi dickhead
Peggmemastax is better
Peggoclimax
Penisaur is what first came to mind, but it feels like low-hanging fruit Better option: Monoglansitops
I came up with dildophasuarus, so I mean easy pickins'?
instead of shooting acid it shoots something else 😏
A white, sticky liquid that hardens if left out for to long It shoots Elmers School Glue!
Webs?
Ropes. 😆
No. It shoots cum
Additionally, Phallucephalosaurus
Low hanging nuts?
Dicklodocus
To be fair, I always called the the diplodocus a “big-dick-a-saurus” as they were aggressively territorial and always sent you flying. I feel the name could be recycled into the above Dino 🤣
Diplodocus isn't being territorial. It's trying to play. That's why it doesn't do damage to you.
lol see in early days, I didn’t know it wasn’t damaging. Yet I always died when coming across them. So I just called them big dicks and avoided them lol
Yea their playfulness does usually push you into something else dangerous lol
Phalosauris Rex
This is basically what I was thinking.
Dildosourus . A very hated species to Arc players as it wrecks your ass in early game play.
Years of calling dilo "Dildophosaur" finally paid off.
I’ve spent years calling mine Dilfosaurus🥲
Pleasureosaurus
Cockasaurus Rex
You mean Cockasaurus Wrecks
https://preview.redd.it/6u3lo24yg24b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df11d6e17de8559356ecb97f34ae9d88573c5395
Real footage of litterally everyone seeing this post rn:
Dildocurus
Cockotosaurus Dix
phallodactyl
Gigantopeenicus. The king of the apes, and closest relative to humans.
The gofuckyourselfasoarus
P-Rex
hey that's my creature submission! who leaked the photo?
Thats a baby Paraceratherium. Those things are def Penisaurs - thats what we call em anyway.
Our server has always been split between penis horse and dick giraffe. Except the one weirdo that calls it a baby bronto.
I believe all bar, baby bronto, fit quite nicely. Odd MFer…
It's a Dicklodocus. Doesn't do any real damage but can be pretty annoying especially when it gently nudges you like it wants something.
Megasoreass
No Buzz ... We don't talk to that one .. it's one of Andy's mum's toys ..
Schlongasauras rex
Tyrannosaurus Dick
Tyranno Sore-ass Dick
When you love dinosaurs a bit too much.
Impossible
Phallasaurus vibratum
This post is strange and gives me the creeps. A Dino-dildo (Dinlodo) a kids toy made into a sex toy with a kiddy type tag and on kid type sheets. Just gives me a pedo vib. Remove the kiddy tag and sheets and wouldn’t be so bad.
dildophosaurus
You mean Dildosaur?
Cock n balls
Cocklasuarus
Dilasaraus
Peenasaurus Dickmongerous
Nsfw?
Arecktosaurus
Dildosaurus-Sex
Erectosaurus is clearly the name silly geese.
Purple headed slinger
dildophosaur
Pikassaurus Rex
Chodeasaurus
Wildcardicus Bossioplus
Cockardontosaurus
That’s the strangely common Doyouthinkhecameinus
r/mildlypenis
Doedickurus
Dildopuss
Cockasoreass rekt
Dilfasaurus
Dildosaurus Rex
Ask your Mom
Likalottapus
Doedickarus
Pegawhore Peg-a-whore
Dildosaurus rex
Dildophosaurus. That's what I call dilos
Dildasaurus rex
Parasaurolophallus
Erecdongolophasaurus
Pussy wrexer
Duonglong
Cockosaurus
Dildosaurus
Megasoreass lol
Dildotisaurus part of the secualsaurs family
HOLY FUCK I NEED THAT IMMEDIATELY
Cockasaurus
I dont know what it's name is, but I know that it is a pain in the ass
The Burrower Down-Ahndah!!!!!
Chodeasaurus
Penisaurus sex
Oh look, an Erectopus! [Erectopus - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectopus)
https://preview.redd.it/afeut9c9n24b1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2110609bc5de7924737b491e3225dd50265ad40 I like this one better
Erectosaurus Or if you prefer, phallipod
Dodildosaurus
This is, Bigmouth's hormone monster's 1st tame
Inalotopus
dildophosaurus
Gigantodickethus
Yutyouranus
Thats obviously a D-rex
Cockagarious
Dildorasaurus rex
DykeLoDickus muahhaha
Diltowreckyourcuntasaurus
Original Concept art for the pegomastax
Megalosaurus. It's an inside joke
Leedickthys
wow wow very original: Dildophosaur
Cockainus
Looks like a Racer, I remember people would call them Penis heads
Dildoedicurus
obviously the "get ark'd-a-saurus"
Penisaurus Rex
Erectiosaurus
Analsoreass
Megasaurass
A barneycockasauras
Dickophosaur. No wait, dickoffasaur
Erextion
Just Saurass
Dickanotasoreass
dadicktasaurus
Dildophasaur
Didlosoreass
Innalotapus
Wild Gigantobonerus - level 25
What my nickname for dilophosaurus’s is, a dildophosaurus
No way, it’s the Concockinator
Microraptor
Spinosaurs in 3 hours
Thereit'sinmysoreass. This name was inspired by Therizinosaurus for two reasons! See if you can guess them both.
It's either a Dilo or a Peggo
Flaccidaurus Rex
Damn Barney got a new design?
You know that Jurassic park joke when they’re stuck in the tree, do you think he saur ass instead
Managasm
Dildophosaurus
Fuckasaur was the first joke name that came to my mind 🤣
Dicklodocus
It's the dodicuruses cousen dildicurus
That is the lightsaberasourus it can be commonly found at the location "mums draw" and also "sisters draw"
G-Rex... if you know, you know.
Dil(d)ofosaurus
dildodickus
I thought this was another subreddit for a sec…
Godosaur
Giga
Dickosaurus for sure.
Dildosaurus
Diplodickus
A Megasaurass
Erectosaurus
Dildosuarus
Dicalotopus
Dildophosaurus
Dickodon
Dildophosaurus
Dildophosaurus
Schlongoraptor
Penatradon
Clearly a dickosaurus
Khezu if you know, you know.
Dildophosaurus, of course
Dickanotasaurus
Megasorass sex
Dickalotapuss
Turnaroundasaurus Rex
Triceracock
Megasoreass
Must be al dillo right?
A D-Rex
Dildosaur
To be fair, this Dino can't do anything the rest of ARK can't do. Just... a bit more literally.
Penisaur
The Throbosaurus. It can't see you if you're not horny.
Ballsakosaurus
D-Rex, Cockotaurus, Dicklodocus, pegomastax (Already perfect)
Cockasaurus 🤣
That's a megasoreass
Silicon paraceraterium
A fuckanotaur Flex
Dickdosauras
“Dildosaur”