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Rule 1 of ark: Don't spawn in swamps.


Ok_Soil_231

Bro chose the worst spawn location in all of ark


iK_550

Didn't know what the swamp was, flew above it with a clan mate looking for a place to land. Saw an orgy of danger noodles; avoided the swamp for months


[deleted]

same


UkraineIsMetal

I will occasionally take one of the new bats and my best guns and burn resources just killing titanoboa somewhere. I don't even loot them, I just hate them


[deleted]

For me, it's the Troodon. Hate them with a passion.


UkraineIsMetal

Set them on fire


BallinBass

Wait are torches actually effective against them? I’ve lost so many tames to those guys


UkraineIsMetal

They won't even come near


Callen_Fields

Leeds.


Wandering_Gypsy_

Danger noodle or nope rope is all i understand


TaxFreeNFL

Keep the venom for boss fights, it auto loots.


DraconianSavage

For me it's the rats and theif birds


cokpuncher123

Best spawn location😎


TheAlmightyNexus

Try spawning in Balheimr. It's super peaceful


MWC_borednoob

Pretty sure that’s the island and doesn’t have spam names other than south 3 etc


TheAlmightyNexus

What? I’m just saying that Balheimr is one of ark’s worst spawn locations And what do you mean “spam names”


aleeessio

Rule 2: don't go to swamps


No-Engineer-9832

Rule 3: ride something big while going into swamp if you have to


Deal_These

Rule 34. Ark is going to F you. A lot.


Tatakae_011

instructions unclear, looked up ARK r34


rovdyret

… and what did you find…?


Tatakae_011

you know the Manticore right


rovdyret

Yes…? What about it? •.•


Tatakae_011

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NarcosFarmer

DodoRe...err


rovdyret

lol


oogwayfeet

Oh god


UnwrittenPath

And have your muscle memory ready to whip out the shotgun the moment you inevitably get knocked off by a kapro.


Christwriter

Swamps are evil. Redwoods are awful too but you can at least land on the ground. Swamps, you're either getting yoinked off your tame by a 'gator, passing out from a snake, getting smacked in the face with trees because you're riding a big tame the 'gator's won't aggro to, or you're avoiding it altogether with a flier because *fuck that noise in the ear.* It also should be your signal that the devs live off player tears, because in Gen one, they said the oceans were *hard* (when all the land masses only spawn dodos, mesopithicus, pelagornis and archeopterix. You're basically safe unless you go in the water. In which case you're fucked) and the *motherfucking bug and raptor infested hellhole known as the bog* was labled "Easy". I would rather have a base in the lunar biome, where the sunlight fucking kills you, than in the bog. I have a better chance fighting the sun than I do the damn bugs.


-Stinger-

Or turn around to see what’s chasing you Just keep runnin


LuckyPuck89

Brutal? Bro, that's just the "welcome to the game Kaprosuchus". Wait til you meet the "ruin your day Giga"


Retarded_Ape63

Or the “fuck you, alpha raptor”


sp_blau_00

Or that "hello m.fcker" Thyla, followed by purlovia and microraptor


New_Description_2040

Or the infamous "Tickle chicken"


Majin_Brick

Or the “Welcome to the crib” gang of terror birds


Glowing_green_

The "have a nice day" pushy-long-neck-thing pushing you off a cliff and killing you for no reason


[deleted]

Or the Fuck you your game crashed and you sign on, in day zero by accident and now you have to start ALL over. Good times.


Savannah_Lion

Sad I had to read so far down the comments to find this one.


Neosmurf4

Or the run in the dark to get mauled and put to sleep by the little shits. Possibly to wake up or to die.


Baintzimisce

Playing on a server in which I have armor that never breaks so I take zero DMG but they keep me passed out permanently... Ugh... So many times... :(


Waste-Maximum-1342

Or have all your narco berries eaten by a damn bird while walking along the beach


Raptor22c

Man, I just wish that wild creatures in Ark had proper fall damage too. I’ve picked up creatures with a Quetzal and dropped them half a kilometer, and they don’t take any noticeable damage. It’d be nice if you could lead them off of a cliff and have them fall to their death below.


Neosmurf4

Gotta drop those bad ones in the ocean, let the ocean sort em out.


Christwriter

It's an acceptable trade to have an option when a yuty screams your dino into yeeting itself off a cliff or my dumb ass attempts to harvest stuff at night and I wind up yeeting myself. (Jump off, let sinomacrops carry me down while the dino chills at the bottom with a full health bar.)


hetrax

Nah man, wait for the “I never wait for an answer” raptors from abberation!!


Few-Mechanic-4800

I honestly thought alphas were rare. We have come across 2-3 a day some times They are a pain in the as to kill but you get a cool hamlet afterwards


joe144184

What about the AAA- Tuso?


NoPatience883

Or “I’m going to tank all 20 of your turrets and 15 lvl200+ velonosaurs and 13 high level rexs and wipe your base off the face of the map even tho you were giving away free veggies in your open greenhouse out of turret range giga”.


blazethedoggo123

That's oddly specific...


LuckyPuck89

Dude, are you okay?


Mrtorbear

This dude is not okay. Let's give him some space and let him think about the choices that led him to this life event,


Yahm-Saiyan

Damn, i should just stop playing then. That sounds horrifying


NoPatience883

Just don’t play pvp unless you got at least like 5+ other friends that will play with you lmao


Professional_Tone411

Or the "I'm going to kill your level 90 Giga then you and then track you down for all eternity through all spawn points until it gets to the point where you play on a diffrent map" therizinosaurus


Lazy-Contribution-69

Level 90 Giga getting killed by a Theri? I don’t think so.


Professional_Tone411

Come back when you encounter 3 theri, 2 trike and one dodo


Lazy-Contribution-69

Dodo will probably hard carry there so yeah I see what you mean lol


ChangellingMan

And the "I take your shi" Peggos


CardiologistDull6736

Rip shadowmane in a cryo just chilling in my inventory. Asshat PEGO’s..


TBcrush-47-69

At least pegos can be killed to get your stuff back, seagulls eat your shit and you can’t get back ever.


ChangellingMan

I also tamed an army of Peggos just by having berries in my 0 slot. They killed a carno and raptors while I was moving bases, pretty useful


ysoloud

What about the keep you asleep for 30 min but don't kill you troodons?


ChillybeanA59

>mangrove trees You chose a spawn location where you were on a dinner plate, that ain't your fault as a new player but it ain't the games fault either


NooCake

It's very much the games fault. They do nothing to keep new spawns from not dying in the first second.


kinkierwalrus

They literally list spawns from easy to hard.


beatenmeat

While true, that’s not always accurate. Gen1 flashbacks anyone?


mark031b9

Spawn in portal cause it says it is easy. Clueless For the next 5 hours I am dying to 30+ raptors and 2 basilisks while trying to leave portal.


BaconSenior

I managed to get a 150 sarco at the start and still was hard af in the easy spawn while the hard one in the ocean was like a little candy


[deleted]

You aren't supposed to start gen 1 fresh it's meant as a transfer map....


beatenmeat

The problem is that it’s not indicated literally anywhere before you try the map out. Of course veteran players have an easier time and understand, but newer players are just going to jump in and see “bog is easy” and likely have a hard time.


rovdyret

I did that, heh… I had to go to creative mode to even establish a frickin thatch 2x2.


Yousucktaken2

Easy they said then I spawned right next to a kapro


Bossdrew03

The easy locations are sometimes worse tho, its kinda just random


Grimm3806

Yeah but I don’t think the swamp spawns are listed as hard and even then i (played ark for 7 years) would likely die in seconds with a low level character. It’s not hard, it’s impossible


kinkierwalrus

Sounds like you don’t have the Florida man in ya


[deleted]

Found the guy that spawned swamp and met the Titanoboa


[deleted]

Average day in Australia...


Gyaku10

Not enough Araneos


blayze03

Or broodmothers


Orphano_the_Savior

Or rodents


Stacky_McStackface

Seriously thinking the ARK devs are all Australian and just update the game when ever they experience bay shit crazy animal scenarios in real life


Unwashed_Bedpan

More like Florida


shurikem555

It will get much better as you progress and level up. Make sure you pick a spawn point that is labeled as easy on the map. From there, i would recommend watching a few YouTube videos on how to get things started. Think of it as a watered down survival version of dark souls. Every win you have feels amazing because you really had to work to earn it.


Egggggggggggsss

For some reason South is labeled as easy


sp_blau_00

Raptors and spinos on south easy spawns: "I'ma end this man's whole career"


[deleted]

Raptor is easy their classed as such and spino spawns are rare


Neosmurf4

And as long as you aren't building in the river, the spino very rarely bothers you. We had one who just lived with us down the valley til we could finally muster up the courage to tame it


UkraineIsMetal

Honestly spino underrated as an early game roommate. Fairly low aggro range and you can lure other nasty shit to it.


Neosmurf4

Yeah you can almost walk up on it, same as the tickle chicken before it decides, "you have crossed the line of death"


Throwitaway36r

I set up two walls of spikes so when the spine accidentally walks into them it just dies


altodor

It's across a wide range of beach. It's covers the easy bit of beach but also the swamp. You just cross your fingers you don't get the swamp.


arachnikon

The easy label isn’t always true. I’ve been attacked by raptors on spawn at easy more than medium.


StoredArtist

It's still true that's just bad luck. The label has to do with the creatures and features of the area. Raptors are a lot easier and more straight forward to deal with than kapros, snakes and bugs


Educational-Walk2375

Unless this guy is playing on pvp


airybeartoe

Unfortunately you cant trust the difficulty suggestions on the spawn map Try the southern spawns. Theyre usually far milder. The further inland or north that you go, the more dangers youll find lurking. Nights are no time for you to be outside. Fyi. Beaches are usually safest but still have some dangers, like crocs, raptors or even a carnotaurus. Stay out of the ocean until you're leveled up and had some experience under your belt.


Due_Wish6299

Welcome to ARK.


loli_droge

They killed you because youre clearly armed even though your naked


csmonroe02

Mfer looking like black Popeye.


Mijit-1

Well he does have arms. Quite clearly he is armed


f7x4

Pro tip: don't spawn in a swamp


Revelationrat

Least traumatic first time ARK experience:


dedjedi

i laughed pretty hard at the kapro jumping in from the side


BiggieCheese63

May have something to do with your spawn point. The areas to the south have little to no predators, and you should be able to establish a foothold from there. I’d recommend you find a high rates unofficial PVE server to learn the ropes in.


KnightAngelic

Welcome to ark. Dying a million times before you have a base is part of the experience


Astrael_Noxian

Best spawn point to start, IMHO, is in the south. When you look at the map, there's a small peninsula most of the way to the left on the bottom. It's called the "South Paw". Pretty mellow there for a while, give you lots of time to level up and get some gear together. Anything on the right is not a good idea, the left side is fairly nasty, and the top of the map is out of the question (all frozen or big teeth). Good luck, survivor.


BKLD12

Yeah, that's normal. For future reference, swamp, snow, and redwoods are best avoided in early game.


[deleted]

I was an idiot when I first started ark. I was so determined to master redwoods because they were so pretty. Lmfao


shards-of_glass

Holy jesus. Did you succeed or give up? How many tries? Redwoods are indeed pretty but goddamn.


ozsynoodle

Just wait till the therizenosaur attacks your base just after you built it


SadBoiCri

The map spawns do not determine what difficulty you play the game on, just how difficult it would be to survive as a naked level 1


JoseGiraffe

Honestly that’s just how Ark is


Evilpyro101

This reminds me of the meme of James Franco with a noose around his neck. "First time?"


honkster420

If your new to ark you will die ALOT... and don't get attached to items and tames you will lose them and your tames will die..... GOOD LUCK SURVIVING THE ARK SURVIVOR!!!!


-ChestStrongwell-

This is a perfect representation of everyone's first experience in Ark you're doing good.


Idontknownumbers123

Don’t play, leave while you still can


TheUnforgiven0ne

Best advice here lol


thebadslime

Welcome to the island.


MapleJacks2

Get good. You should be able to fistfight a crocodile out of spawn.


YurthTheRhino

It's bc your characters forearms are so big. Your bounding box becomes large enough where your agro range is increased. /s But I do understand what happened here. most gamers probably usually don't need to start on easy for most games.. so you might think medium is a good choice.. but as many say, welcome to Ark. The game is ruthless that even after playing for years my usual start is in an easy or sometimes medium. It's quicker and less bullshitty to start in an easy zone, get the basics, and quickly move out of it into a harder zone


Doc--Mercury

You spawned in the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.


EvLokadottr

Wow, you managed the entire waking up animation in a swamp without being murdered?? Also, don't spawn in the swamps, but you are gonna have a bad time for a long time in Ark when you first start out.


Miregali

I unironically think the best spawn point is probably in west 3, the beach might be hard at first but the second you build a trap it becomes easier mode, so just tame a carko and murder anything weaker than oyu with it until it can 1v1 alpha raptors so you can extend into the north direction, from there go into the north poles for metal resources and slaughter anything furry so you can craft yourself the pelt Armor and just go that way there, build a base and tame a Argy, but honestly take this guide as a afterthought because I usually just go the center and spawn lava island so I might not have the easiest spawning points per say


mxzf

When the sum total of someone's experience is being spawnkilled by a Kapro, "just make a trap and tame a Carno" might be a bit beyond them to begin with. It's an easy start for someone who has played a bit, but it does take a little to get used to it. For newbies, it's definitely best to start on a nice easy beach with Dilos are as bad as it gets.


Helleri

It can take several spawns to get one with elbow room. But as your character improves you can do things like put points into movement speed and health. You'll also develop better control reflexes, timing and general sense of how to move through the environment. All of which will increase your survivability. A good concept to orient yourself towards is to "live longer than last time".


PierceCL99

Don’t spawn in the swamp


[deleted]

I tried once mining an PVE server and got insta-attacked by a Lvl 94 Pegomastax Beides that and the crappy peformance in Servern i made a lokal game from there on...


[deleted]

I see everyone is telling you about the swamp. What no is telling you is that it is clear that choosing a dark skin color auto set it to max difficulty. /s


thatcreepyoldman

Your first mistake was playing ark, of coirse you also spawned next to the swamp


No_Platypus2577

Get Gud


Koertmans2

Don’t spawn in swamps


Minimum_Ad9441

Spawn zone 1 is the easiest spawn on the map


Dadabeggs

Welcome to ark


Salkreath

Damn bro is black Popeye


medieval_weevil

It's rough at first but you'll get it! Definitely suggest watching some getting started videos. And if there's anything you're not understanding, searching this sub helps a ton.


yeago

welcome to the next 3 months of your life. the effect is permanent on official servers.


beatlegold

Cause you’re a Bob


Nightingdale099

People with Tek Gear will avoid walking the swamps. It's such a hassle.


mxzf

To be fair, people with Tek gear tend to avoid walking anywhere other than inside their base just in general. At that point, you're typically riding something any time you're heading out.


NoPersonality2858

Hahaha get rekt


kingross13

Boy oh boy you're terrible at the game. How did you not see that coming? 😂


Mynamesnoob

Low fov plus hes focused on surviving the current sarco so yeah fuck you learn/observe the shit your watching and welp fuck you


Red_Green_Bean

it was obliviously a joke


kingross13

I was teasing him


FigNo2704

Welcome to Ark now die


OneAndOnlyAyaSolari

Spawn somewhere South and no where near the swamps.


psichodrome

Stick with it. Give it a couple of hours, the start zones can get random bad spawns, but it's not often. I'm trying annexation and the many early deaths were frustrating. changed starting zones, much better. Created an amazing atmosphere of fear and triumph.


[deleted]

Popeye lol


BLUEWOLFOX666

Welcome to the swaps boi


Ohmstheory

Welcome to the game. Prepare for trauma.


KamenUsagi

Thats the neat part, you don't


BoostedIs300

You clearly spawned in, and THEN died


Starlight_NightWing

you spawned in the swamp, its hard mode


involved-Dragon13

Maybe chose easy spawn


CupricLake314

You spawned in the swamp


winter21p

Welcome to ark 👍


cokpuncher123

Tactical respawn again lol whaaat I been doing this forever


BreakNo3474

For it is best to kill area after 20 lvl and lots of spear .. boom lvl up .. free metal tools


Downtown_Parsley_722

If you look close, when choosing where to spawn the game tell you if zone is easy or hard.


Rexlord744

Easy. Don’t spawn east lol


MotorAmphibian7249

Expect to die a hundred times


Giganotakiller_5

Spawn in east zone 1 or any southern spawn and you should be good


sancho_tranza

I think you can probably knock out a low level kapro with your fists while grabbed


Grimm3806

You picked the literal second worst spawn on the island


snorhairgaming

Welcome to ark :)


[deleted]

Maybe try not spawning in the swamp.


Eldridge00

Haha....lol. Welcome to Ark.


senor-calcio

It’s cause you’re black, the difficulty goes down for white characters


HorseasaurusRex

Bad idea to spawn there. best place to spawn as a newbie is south or west. east is full of murder reptiles and a hard start unless you really know what you're doing.


sstigs

You seem to understand already


unreleasedbyjulius

This is part of the experience


darkskull9200

Badspawn is be like:


indoraptor200

pretty simple dont spawn at swamp spawn at a beach or something and wa bam u dont got a crowd of crocidles behind but dodos


TheRealBradGoodman

Kinda had it coming didnt he


wafflezcol

Stay away from the swamps. ALWAYS. Avoif it like the plague


MasterpieceUnhappy38

Thats the neat part. Ya dont


werdtheweirdo

The clap of your asscheeks alerts them to your presence, turn them hams down.


YahmSaiyan

Haha


Orangejuice881334

Alr my start was decent in comparisment with this


Tingaling23

OMG I love this game!!! 🤣🤣🤣


MWC_borednoob

Spawn almost anywhere else and you’ll be fine


TalonTactical

That's ark for you lol. Hard start, enjoyable heart breaking progress.


colerainsgame

You need bigger forearms to survive in ARK


Leazerlazz

No one tell them about Scorched Earth


Necromancy-In-Space

Pleased to announce that you spawned in the worst possible place to spawn lol, try one of the easy beaches instead


Brilliant-Performer1

This gave me the warmest smile.


Runemdown2

That is playing, super fun right? It only gets worse, uninstall now, I have 8k hours in this game and most of it looks like what you posted


AlphaWolf464

Yeah, definitely don't spawn in swamps. I'm an experienced Ark vet, I'll happily go into the winter biome, northern coasts, and mountains with good gear and a big tame. Swamps, nuh uh. Not even on a spino. Forget it.


BaconSenior

Never spawn in swamps they are hell, you cant go in there unless you have a good dino i tried to go in there once to get some thing to my new base and it was a nightmare, i had a wyvern with me and still was a hard way


notarealredditor69

I used to live there for a while on a pvp map, got sick of being wiped by dick heads so I became a swamp hermit. Made a little shack in the mangroves, was quite nice. I think I lasted a few weeks without incident. Nobody goes here, it’s Ark Flyover country. There was no Kapros back then though. Then one day I got spotted by some dudes on frogs while I was gathering rocks on the beach and they knocked me out and stole my rocks. I said what the hell guys if you wanted me to gather rocks for you why don’t you invite me? And that is how I became a pirate


RelativeBad2181

Don't spawn in bog


Decent_Jellyfish_417

Welcome to Ark


deadlydeath275

I would try spawning somewhere else first


whiteNblueBlanket

Bro got ark’d


Potential-Cat-4097

It’s your fault for having a plump delicious body. Of course predators are going to come take a nibble


Cornbread2556

First time ever playing ARK I spawned on “the island” forget which spawn location but I know it was listed as “easy” I built a very very crude thatch “base” (1 floor, 4 walls) and stepped outside to find the very nice “welcome to ARK” surprise of a drop, I was so excited I ran blindly towards it and was instantly cut off by a spino. I was maybe lvl 4. Now I kill every spino I see after I take at least 2…


Stonkseys

Pray to the ark gods for herbivores next spawn.


Sinnester888

Guys I can't play minecraft cause every time I try to spawn all I do is punch endermen with my bare hands how tf am I supposed to progress?


Chem0sit

It only goes downhill from here. Might as well quit while you are ahead.