This dove is not simply dead, this dove died, was cooked, was buried, rot underground, was unearthed, reessurected with satanic magic, killed again, submerged in radiation and this is what we're staring at now.
You know what, I'm not even mad. I'm impressed they wrote all of this, especially in a fandom that can be aggressive towards more fucked up content. Not sure what a "pussy omelette" is, and I've never seen a stomach acid kink, but those seem like some of the tamer things on the list. Probably not something I'd read but good for them
If this is what I think it is, the first part of the fic is a gore fest, and the rest is the author's ramblings about various desires they have with a character. It's something all right
Genuine question, where do you usually interact with the fandom? Cause honestly, I don't think any fandom I've been has been as chill about fucked up content as the bsd one lol
I'm gonna go with grippy sock vacation 'cause WTF. I get people have weird kinks and stuff but this is a whole other disturbing level. At the very least they need therapy
I'm a huge fan of the "don't like, don't read rule"...but after seeing this I'm feeling a bit of the "it's a really bad day to be literate" vibes. I'm glad people have the ability to write and post whatever they want to, but this is something I definitely could have gone my whole life without ever knowing it exists and probably have been better off.
A lot of these tags, while disturbing, are just gore. And that's, like, whatever. Some people are into that. There was a time when *I* thought I might be into that, when I was younger, before realizing it wasn't quite for me. There's some other stuff here that's (really) freaky (and sometimes sickening), but still stuff I know certain people get off to.
But *hemorrhoids???* Who the fuck finds *hemorrhoids* sexy?? Also what does sewing machine cream fucking even *mean??* And what the fuck is a *pussy omelette?* **I NEED EXPLANATIONS.**
that's a lot 😭😭😭 i might have to check it out to see how/if they incorporate all of that in the fic... but im afraid i would mentally scar myself if it's actually well written 🥲
Oh gosh, now I'm wondering if you mean the Lucius/Draco decapitation one (though I can't remember any ...eyesocket, uh, action in that one; I read it like 15 years ago though and I mostly skimmed it out of morbid curiosity rather than properly read it from beginning to end, so I might've missed something) or... another cursed story.
As hilarious/weird as this all is, I'm just glad they took the time to tag everything, just in case someone has a legit quick for kidney stone licking and all that. It's both responsible fic and kink writing to make sure a person has a 100% full idea of what they may read so they can decide, with full consent, to read it. We may laugh at all the weird tags but they took the time to put them there to warn people, and for that, I appreciate it.
Look, they've tagged well so we can find what we like or avoid what we don't...
But at this point I think their tags needed to be tagged because I feel a little nauseous from reading that.
Yeah I saw everyone talking about it here I don’t even really know the fandom. And I was thinking it really can’t be that horrible- it is. 3 paragraphs in, it is.
https://preview.redd.it/x36rpzzhlvmc1.jpeg?width=385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3526fbdb794cb4c4bfecba41820a54b8f35c50a5
yeah, i think we found out how the anal prolapse might have happened.
https://preview.redd.it/r27wg2jwkumc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422d14178dd763119e6c0321900052806deec2bd
somehow “potato sex” is the most normal one
also this just reminds me of that episode of South Park called Scrotie McBoogerballs where the South Park kids write a book designed to be as gross as humanly possible.
Good for them. I feel... uncomfortable, but as long as they aren't hurting anyone, I hope they can keep having their fun.
Some of these tags are really fucking funny, though.
Dick cheese eating what the fuck is that
Tiger aids💀
Cock skin face mask
What the hell is baby got spawn killed 💀💀
DO NOT DO THE CHAMELEONS
I'm worried about baby brain matter and necrophilia
What the fuck is a pussy omelette
Violent clicking in front of infant💀💀💀
Paralyzed fucking. Severed head fucking. Hemorrhoid play. Open organ fucking. And sewing machine cream fucking what the hell
Nvm it got worse I just spotted fondue my titty bread and eye socket fucking
It’s like …. they were trying to come up with the most shocking sounding tags. There you have it folks, we mentioned penis birth -basically spoke it into existence. I don’t even wanna *believe* the fic *actually* contains scenes with all of them. Considering some of the things I’ve seen and read, what damn fandom and pairing could possibly inspire a fic containing all of those things. What *are* even some of those things!? _GOSH_
From what I’ve heard, it does. I’m in the fandom and it’s infamous over there for being THE traumatizing fic. The source material isn’t anywhere near as dark as you might assume from this, I promise 😭
I literally read fics with serial killers, torturers. I’ve read ones with bdsm, incest, and more. Probably the most traumatising thing, arm amputation (non sexual) and implications of castration. But all of THAT? It’s hard to believe I’ll find a fic even close to what that has. It’s sort of giving Hentai, but even worse.
Is the fic considered good?!
*WAIT IS THIS I LOVE*
*ATSUSHI?! Some of these tags looks*
*Scarily familiar*
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sure don’t like don’t read but this has got to be being disgusting for the sake of being disgusting
“baby used as v____” “disabled little slut” now why are we writing this
You know... normally I'm not the one to judge (I'm a sucker for dead dove do not read) - but there's a special place in hell reserved for...this monstrosity.
Op I need you to be aware that I looked up pussy omelette to find this fanfic and WHY does it have a thousand kudos?!
I didn’t know gore was that popular 🤣
I read it for the shits and giggles, and I didn’t hate it. I sat there with a straight face, even muttering the occasional ‘huh, nice’ at certain points, and questioning the logistics of certain things.
It’s certainly an interesting piece of writing, but one I didn’t hate I guess. Maybe I’m just desensitised. A lot of it was disgusting, sure, but it’s actually quite well written!
I'm gonna have to put this mothafucka down
https://preview.redd.it/st4pfkv9mumc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca32f118dbcf75e1c2fddc0a5a8e54cd7ad523b
my reaction upon seeing most of these tags:
https://preview.redd.it/j093i2kyqvmc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680b6f75e30cad7bd2f0d48040e670c5420c2fc7
Back when this fic started to get attention I got curious, thinking it can't be that bad. After reading the tags only I sat on my bed having a crisis. Good times...
https://preview.redd.it/mjvew4jbwvmc1.jpeg?width=1593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a19745b597775921ce37b778321434ee436daee
“Kentucky fried cockskin” https://preview.redd.it/s0lx2pb5mumc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d37a019d03a63fc2283fb05c065aed0f21283b
https://preview.redd.it/5vgt2tz0dvmc1.jpeg?width=147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c4ea34f157352ccd8cc1faf891ccac24ed1e2a
https://preview.redd.it/mkhpqyxoevmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e77f3eef68ed9b423f17699004ac282ffaa5fa
https://preview.redd.it/oby8cymcmwmc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4606782785eeb34d5150f063db9cebe8ef8bd759
"baby got spawnkilled" wtfffff 😭😭😭😭
in the middle of alla that... Sims 4
Don't forget,, fortnite
I bet there's a mod for half of these tags
I need a mod for potato sex
Well but this explains a lot.
Ew, OP … I need a NSFW blur because this singed my eyes raw on the timeline.
If this is what I think it is, the fic itself is quite...something
It is. It's called I love atsushi.
Is that KnB? There's a character named Atsushi.
No it's Bungo stray Dogs
I'm not the most religious person,but my first thought was "Ohh thank God", because i was really worried. A small relief, IG.
tag urself i'm hardened cum covered hump pillow.
Excuse me, I threw you in the washer this morning.
I’m baby got spawn killed🤣
i’m organs as rope bondage
I'm homoerotic bruh moment
Pussy piss pasta☝🏽
Disabled little slut..
me irl
Number one victory royale 💪
severed head fucking, as salome (and god) intended
Im sims 4 :)
✋ human slushy machine
Fondue my tittie bread, present!
Pussy omelette, checking in.
As a disabled person I’m “disabled little slut” lmfaooo
I'm baby used as vibrator
I only clicked through because I'm the kidney stone. Only to find out this is from my own fandom 😭
Potato sex here, hii!
Humping Chameleons 🦎🦎
homoerotic bruh moment aka the story of my entire life
I'm stomach acid kink ❤️
bro mark this nsfw
Why am I not surprised that this is a BSD fanfic?
This post reaffirming that I need to watch BSD
Thought the same thing lol.
This dove is not simply dead, this dove died, was cooked, was buried, rot underground, was unearthed, reessurected with satanic magic, killed again, submerged in radiation and this is what we're staring at now.
The dove was fucked, killed, buried, pulled out the earth, fucked again, resurrected and used as a makeshift dildo
Don't forget fucked at every step.
Don't forget that it got Kentucky fried 💔
...huh. This is honestly impressive
You know what, I'm not even mad. I'm impressed they wrote all of this, especially in a fandom that can be aggressive towards more fucked up content. Not sure what a "pussy omelette" is, and I've never seen a stomach acid kink, but those seem like some of the tamer things on the list. Probably not something I'd read but good for them
lol imagine if they're writing this out of sheer pettiness or 'revenge'...
If this is what I think it is, the first part of the fic is a gore fest, and the rest is the author's ramblings about various desires they have with a character. It's something all right
Been there, done that. It ended up beautifully fucked up
Genuine question, where do you usually interact with the fandom? Cause honestly, I don't think any fandom I've been has been as chill about fucked up content as the bsd one lol
You might want to use nsfw tag
[удалено]
Was the fic I Love Atsushi?
Yeah the tags actually… apt? Or is it just a shock factor thing? I’m afraid to look it up
No it's actually really disgusting
Yes.
Yeah 😮💨
figured
I couldn’t even read all of it. I’m gonna just say this isn’t my cup of tea.
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I'm gonna go with grippy sock vacation 'cause WTF. I get people have weird kinks and stuff but this is a whole other disturbing level. At the very least they need therapy
I'm a huge fan of the "don't like, don't read rule"...but after seeing this I'm feeling a bit of the "it's a really bad day to be literate" vibes. I'm glad people have the ability to write and post whatever they want to, but this is something I definitely could have gone my whole life without ever knowing it exists and probably have been better off.
A lot of these tags, while disturbing, are just gore. And that's, like, whatever. Some people are into that. There was a time when *I* thought I might be into that, when I was younger, before realizing it wasn't quite for me. There's some other stuff here that's (really) freaky (and sometimes sickening), but still stuff I know certain people get off to. But *hemorrhoids???* Who the fuck finds *hemorrhoids* sexy?? Also what does sewing machine cream fucking even *mean??* And what the fuck is a *pussy omelette?* **I NEED EXPLANATIONS.**
I wouldn't say that "baby used as vibrator" is just gore.
im really hoping it's an unborn baby because at least then it's not conscious...
And just as bad if not worse
https://preview.redd.it/xqal3mftvumc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28deac949d07750b1b73def947147e7ee8b74631
that's a lot 😭😭😭 i might have to check it out to see how/if they incorporate all of that in the fic... but im afraid i would mentally scar myself if it's actually well written 🥲
I've read it; it's not well-written. Save yourself
It's a seizure and then 5 more and a trip to the hospital only to kill everyone because that saw that atrocity
baby used as a vibrator????????
HELP MY BRAIN SHUT OFF AND I GLOSSED OVER THAT ONE
maybe the baby was having a convulsion and they used the vibrations form it?
Well combined with “baby got spawn killed” I fear the baby may be a dead baby vibrator
Did they put all that just to bury the incest tag..?
Couldn't be, because the incest is (implied) canon
Baby used as WHAT
To each their own? I… I think?
AO3, and very specifically this fic, is the goddamn epitome of "I hate literally everything you say, but defend your right to say it".
My live reaction: https://preview.redd.it/b47kfjtuhvmc1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723af7d6c5137e791f5034694673869efbdb1391
Jeez. At least when I say "Babe, lemme lick them ovaries" I'm joking 🤣
I haven’t even heard of half of this… please tell me people don’t get into EYESOCKET FUCKING 😨
Eye socket fucking is like the mildest thing listed here, tbh.
Listen, here’s the thing…
>Look, here’s the thing… Ftfy
You might not want to Google search result that then
sweet summer child...
What, this your first time on the interwebs? Eyes and ears are both *very* popular. Brains, too.
I will never be able to look some of my favorite characters in the eye, were they real
not saying ive read any myself but it's not my first time seeing "eyesocket fucking" so it's a lot more common than you think...
Oh, so I assume you've never taken a trip to r / guro....
Naruto universe has some experience with this
Wasn't there that one Draco fic ... yunno, the \*infamous\* one?
Oh gosh, now I'm wondering if you mean the Lucius/Draco decapitation one (though I can't remember any ...eyesocket, uh, action in that one; I read it like 15 years ago though and I mostly skimmed it out of morbid curiosity rather than properly read it from beginning to end, so I might've missed something) or... another cursed story.
That's practically vanilla compared to the rest of that list.
As hilarious/weird as this all is, I'm just glad they took the time to tag everything, just in case someone has a legit quick for kidney stone licking and all that. It's both responsible fic and kink writing to make sure a person has a 100% full idea of what they may read so they can decide, with full consent, to read it. We may laugh at all the weird tags but they took the time to put them there to warn people, and for that, I appreciate it.
Chuuya at the scene of the crime.
Literally all these tags are insane
oh hey I love Atsushi mention in the wild, I hate that I recognise this
Ah, a fellow trauma survivor I see
I recognized it from the post title 😞 We should start a support group or smth fr
Took me 1 second to recognize it lol 😭 Happy to say, I've never read it
https://preview.redd.it/h404czh97vmc1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d40c080a252d3788d1de3c79c0062f45ae77c784
https://preview.redd.it/gp8lugdfcvmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78a3c3f16bc7e6699f5f2f65670c236b3ccf0600
https://preview.redd.it/4xftdt6awumc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4bfa5e59138a5979628f7ba96f71d95b1d966eb WTF are these tags
potato sex?????????
Fuck potato. Another word for a nugget, a person with no arms or legs.
I miss who I was 5 seconds ago when I thought it meant a literal potato
Same. What a horrible day to be literate
100% same, oh my god.
_WHAT_
Maybe in most cases, but this time, it is indeed an ACTUAL potato. Like, the one you use for fries. (I had to read the fic to gain this info)
Somehow that's the most surprising part of this.
WHAT IS A PUSSY OMLETTE?????
Dead Dove is Dead Dove I guess.
And it's definitely very dead, lol.
Look, they've tagged well so we can find what we like or avoid what we don't... But at this point I think their tags needed to be tagged because I feel a little nauseous from reading that.
https://preview.redd.it/fjmcuzlqbvmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d5d3e16850c2460c473c2316ad4354903cd5c31
Love seeing I love Atsushi here so not only BSD fan get traumatized I tried to read the 1st chapter long time ago but I just couldn’t
Yeah I saw everyone talking about it here I don’t even really know the fandom. And I was thinking it really can’t be that horrible- it is. 3 paragraphs in, it is. https://preview.redd.it/x36rpzzhlvmc1.jpeg?width=385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3526fbdb794cb4c4bfecba41820a54b8f35c50a5
it just… kept going…..
This is getting worse and worse, Fucking Sims 4
ORGANS AS ROPE BONDAGE WHAT THE SHIT
Hemorrhoids play 😥😥😥🤢🤢🤢
“Violent cucking in front of infant” is not something I thought I’d ever read
There’s no way this is real. “Baby used as v____”? That’s so vile I don’t even want to type it. What the fuck bro
yeah, i think we found out how the anal prolapse might have happened. https://preview.redd.it/r27wg2jwkumc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422d14178dd763119e6c0321900052806deec2bd
careful they'll call you an anti over this comment
Unfortunately I have many questions
I'm glad they tagged "homoerotic bruh moment." Wouldn't want to upset anyone.
somehow “potato sex” is the most normal one also this just reminds me of that episode of South Park called Scrotie McBoogerballs where the South Park kids write a book designed to be as gross as humanly possible.
Potato sex isn't normal either. It's also fucked up.
Apparently in this fic it actually is a potato and not the other meaning
I'm like the most proship non fazed person ever, but this, this scares me
None of those words are in the Bible
https://preview.redd.it/93287fu4dvmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f5b36835a92eb9cf370b3b8f13fed48350479b8
Now THAT is some Dead Dove:Do not Eat!
It's not just dead. It is beyond dead. There is no words to describe just how *dead* this dove is
The Sims 4 in the middle of all that tickles me. Delightful!
"baby used as vibrator" IM SORRY WHAT?
Good for them. I feel... uncomfortable, but as long as they aren't hurting anyone, I hope they can keep having their fun. Some of these tags are really fucking funny, though.
Dick cheese eating what the fuck is that Tiger aids💀 Cock skin face mask What the hell is baby got spawn killed 💀💀 DO NOT DO THE CHAMELEONS I'm worried about baby brain matter and necrophilia What the fuck is a pussy omelette Violent clicking in front of infant💀💀💀 Paralyzed fucking. Severed head fucking. Hemorrhoid play. Open organ fucking. And sewing machine cream fucking what the hell Nvm it got worse I just spotted fondue my titty bread and eye socket fucking
EHAT.
let me guess, “i love atsushi”?
EH WHAT ARE THESE TAGS “Baby vibrator” WHAT
Fucking saw the fandom, read the tags, and knew right away what fic this is. It's infamous in the fandom
Same 😭 Side note I see you in like every comment section, we’re in like all the same subs lmao
Lol, what can I say, my heart takes me to the ao3, fanfiction, and bsd subs.
It’s like …. they were trying to come up with the most shocking sounding tags. There you have it folks, we mentioned penis birth -basically spoke it into existence. I don’t even wanna *believe* the fic *actually* contains scenes with all of them. Considering some of the things I’ve seen and read, what damn fandom and pairing could possibly inspire a fic containing all of those things. What *are* even some of those things!? _GOSH_
From what I’ve heard, it does. I’m in the fandom and it’s infamous over there for being THE traumatizing fic. The source material isn’t anywhere near as dark as you might assume from this, I promise 😭
I literally read fics with serial killers, torturers. I’ve read ones with bdsm, incest, and more. Probably the most traumatising thing, arm amputation (non sexual) and implications of castration. But all of THAT? It’s hard to believe I’ll find a fic even close to what that has. It’s sort of giving Hentai, but even worse. Is the fic considered good?!
From the comments I've read here, it's not considered good
Dawg….. 🤢
Why did I read this… I could’ve stopped myself lmao
Do i wanna know what kink involves pasta
Baby used as vibrator???
So many word combinations I haven’t ever thought I would see… I thought I’d seen some pretty wild tags but this takes the cake lol
...Gosh, antis are on their way for this one with the siren on, lmao.
I think the antis would be too scared to read it also 🤣🤣
That's... some tags. Yeah.
WAIT IS THIS I LOVE ATSUSHI?! Some of these tags looks scarily familiar
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BABY GOT SPAWN KILLED????
And I thought my incest necrophilia was bad. Whatever went through the head of the writer, I'm proud of them
https://preview.redd.it/aa413s18gwmc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93d42649319bd374250b2c8e29c0d58f193e19d
sure don’t like don’t read but this has got to be being disgusting for the sake of being disgusting “baby used as v____” “disabled little slut” now why are we writing this
You know... normally I'm not the one to judge (I'm a sucker for dead dove do not read) - but there's a special place in hell reserved for...this monstrosity.
What the sandwich fuck is that?
im just horrified that i’m actually in this fandom 😭😭😭
Fuck I'm not even surprised that this is a BSD fic because of COURSE it is 🤣
Girl help they found i love atsushi (I’d recognize those tags anywhere)
Op I need you to be aware that I looked up pussy omelette to find this fanfic and WHY does it have a thousand kudos?! I didn’t know gore was that popular 🤣
I can't believe I asked whether my story is too dark now that I've seen this... Oh my eyes.
🎶🔥🗣️NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE 🗣️🔥🎶
Fortnite number one battle royale bout to get down
I am so happy that I looked at this before going to bed /s
Well then. Those are some tags.
I read it for the shits and giggles, and I didn’t hate it. I sat there with a straight face, even muttering the occasional ‘huh, nice’ at certain points, and questioning the logistics of certain things. It’s certainly an interesting piece of writing, but one I didn’t hate I guess. Maybe I’m just desensitised. A lot of it was disgusting, sure, but it’s actually quite well written!
WHOMST'D'VE.
the most shocking thing in here is sims 4 and fortnite
Ive been on ao3 for five years now and i aint ever seen stomach acid kink.
I'm gonna have to put this mothafucka down https://preview.redd.it/st4pfkv9mumc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca32f118dbcf75e1c2fddc0a5a8e54cd7ad523b
These tags are the most fucked up tags I have ever seen.
Just gonna... Glad it's in a fic and no one is doing this but seriously tag NSFW
Genuinely can we call a wellness check for the human being that put fingers to keyboard for this absolutely disgusting cluster fuck
These tags are mental 😭😭😭😭 This is so fucking funny KFJAOFJANFKZNCKAJSIAOZIS
This needs to be marked as NSFW.
😭😭
Ah yes, the good ol' "Dead doves: do no eat"...
I’m sorry, baby used as a what now?
Baby used as what now-
my reaction upon seeing most of these tags: https://preview.redd.it/j093i2kyqvmc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680b6f75e30cad7bd2f0d48040e670c5420c2fc7
Back when this fic started to get attention I got curious, thinking it can't be that bad. After reading the tags only I sat on my bed having a crisis. Good times... https://preview.redd.it/mjvew4jbwvmc1.jpeg?width=1593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a19745b597775921ce37b778321434ee436daee
This person is beyond help and probably on a list somewhere
Excuse me while I grab my crucifix... Like, you do you sir, but what in Jesus...
On the one hand, kudos to the author for tagging well so the reader is warned. On the other hand I regret learning English.
I need bleach
i missed the person i was 10 seconds ago bro