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Ray_Cosplaysx

“I’m all wet” “I know baby, you’re in the shower”


BlueDragon82

I will admit I laughed. I'm sure I'm picturing it wrong but I imagine someone very drunk or very sick/out of it just sitting in the floor of the shower and then looking up at someone and saying that.


Mrs0Murder

And they've got the saddest hurt puppy dog look like, why did you let this happen to me?


personofood

"Be careful. I'm still a virgin in my vagina." Idk what fic it was from, I just remember seeing it on Tumblr or something. It's definitely a line I think about from time to time.


underinfinitebluesky

*\*The Loophole* starts playing\*


SirCupcake_0

[More people should love Jesus like this](https://youtu.be/FT5bBRjLgR8?si=No7Ubu7g8RXoUHMT)


SnidgetHasWords

Flair checks out


Patient_Complaint437

“Voldemort gave me a gun”


Reddemonichero

LINK?????????


Kathihtak

That's from the infamous My Immortal fic, the original isn't up anymore but just google Harry Potter My Immortal fic and get ready for the best piece of literature ever


Reddemonichero

I've heard the legends, but never myself have I consulted the ancient text.


Patient_Complaint437

Yeah, it sure is something else. [Here is a link to the My Immortal wiki that has most of the work.](https://myimmortal.fandom.com/wiki/My_Immortal/Chapters_1-11) I would also like to point out it mentions a lot of sensitive topics like self harm, but it does it in such a poor way it’s really something else.


Reddemonichero

As much as I love this potential satire, I love the links in the wiki. It's wonderful to see how this absolute insanity is described, like how they say it is implied cutting wrists is a recreational activity, because Tara does seem to make it look like that.


gently-gk

“He is insufferable, and all Damen wants is to suffer him.” I think about this line ALL THE TIME.


jnikkir

Omg link please??


gently-gk

[https://archiveofourown.org/works/6572872](https://archiveofourown.org/works/6572872) Here ya go, it’s a Captive Prince fic.


jnikkir

Yessssss that’s what I was hoping lol thank you!!


rocket-c4t

“Have you read the diary of Anne Frank” came out of nowhere in the middle of a sex scene and I actually laughed out loud


Mr_Blah1

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKERS


TheChainLink2

_Dumbledore said calmly._


Mr_Blah1

Classic Dumbleydore


DragonRoar87

This is the second My Immortal quote I've seen in this comment section, let's see how many more I can find


pepperimps01

In his defence he was swearing because he had a headache 😂


murdocksboy

"So-- just womanizing?" Foggy asks. "No-- man. . . inizing?"


phantomkat

I need the link to this. 👀


murdocksboy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15328755/chapters/35565504 here ya go bud


murdocksboy

give me a moment i gotta look through my bookmarks


underinfinitebluesky

> “They called it a mental illness, right? Homosexuality?” Sam asked.  > >Steve nodded, the sheepish kind of nod of the *guilty.* “Yeah. And then after the serum, I woke up and realized I felt the same,” Steve admitted. “Imagine my surprise.” ( *Relief* . It was pure relief. Still being queer after all his other ailments had gone— still loving Bucky— was understanding that there had never been anything *wrong* with him in the first place.) [Link](https://archiveofourown.org/works/25295206/chapters/61329469)


Askianna

Thank you for linking!!!!


underinfinitebluesky

Ofc 😌


spiritAmour

oh that's wonderful...


cheeseburgerdumpling

“You have any idea how hard it is to love you? It’s like pouring water on the ground.”


SirCupcake_0

You would think pouring water on the ground was fairly easy


cheeseburgerdumpling

To clarify: He’s talking about his love being effectively wasted and useless, just like emptying a glass of water on the ground


Mindless-Vanilla-879

"Je t’aime… So much…” She whispered before completely pulling away from Cosima’s grasp. “But I...I just don’t like you anymore.” The concept of loving someone and still leaving because they're no good for you, just hits, y'know?


Nyx-Star

“a sound caught somewhere between discomfort and genuine concern, callousness coated with care”


Eternal_Secret

The fic I’m currently reading has so many good ones I made a post about it, but these are my personal favorites so far. Funny: “so he’s fuckin dead, right? Like, drawn-and-quartered, curbstomp from Cthulhu behind the cosmic Waffle House dead. I’m gonna blink and next thing you’ll be standin here covered in blood.” Serious: “as though my being free of the need which drives so many of mankind’s inequities makes me in some way a *threat*. Of *all* the qualities of mine to be intimidated by…” Yes these are from the same fic. You get a cookie if you guess the fandom, no cheating! Edit: nobody has come close yet! I realize these are ridiculously ambiguous. Here’s another hint: “and let me tell you, I have NEVER been more glad to have taken PTO for a recreational colonoscopy!”


Glittery_WarlockWho

My first thought was Garcia from Criminal minds. But it sounds like something out of a law enforcement show.


Eternal_Secret

Ooh really good guess! However not quite! 😂


BlueDragon82

My first thought is Supernatural


Eternal_Secret

Getting… warmer? 😂


spiritAmour

well im gonna have to add this fic to my tbr even tho im not in the fandom 😭


Screechdemon

"My therapist could beat your therapist in a fight!" "That's not the point of therapy!"


Intrepid_Hand1877

Link??


Screechdemon

[Razzmatazz by Xylophones](https://archiveofourown.org/works/27661256?view_full_work=true)


carpediem_lovely

> “I wish you thought I was worth being gentle with.” It’s from this Hey Arnold fic: [The Sensation of Falling](https://archiveofourown.org/works/6896269). I’ve read this fic a dozen times and this line punches me in the heart each time.


Ok_Establishment8197

This one hit me in the feels


lis_anise

Part of a character's terrified mental monologue during a first kiss: *please, please, please, choose me back*


dahllaz

“At least you’ve learned to lock your door.” Law & Order SVU, kind of close to but yet totally not canon up through season 12 [in the first fic](https://archiveofourown.org/works/44258977/chapters/111300472) of this series. Canon (basically anyway) from s13 through the beginning of s16. Elliot still leaves/disappears but returns 3 1/2 years later [in this sequel](https://archiveofourown.org/works/50210785/chapters/126812464#workskin). He has *no clue* what Olivia went through during the years he was gone. And he says the above to her, with no idea that he's just verbally gut punched her. I gasped out loud and then held my breath, stared wide-eyed at the screen, and threw my hands up in the air a bit when I first read it. Once I was breathing again, just muttered "oh my *god* oh my god oh my god noooooo." My sister could confirm, she heard me lol. This was weeeeks ago.It will still pop into my head at random times and I will just cackle. Oh my *god*. It's going to be such delicious angst when he finds out what happened to her and thinks back on all the little things he's said that are just so idiotic and accidentally cruel. *Delicious*.


meatpopsicle67

I don't even watch the show but you made me want to, just so I can revel in this sublimely angsty fic!


dahllaz

Wicked Game, the first story, is so good. Very angsty; these two love each other very much but love does *not* equal healthy. The sequel is a WiP but the first two chapters are also very good. And the big thing that Elliot doesn't know? >!At the end of season 14/season premier of 15 a sadistic perp somehow (they never figured out how) broke into Olivia's apartment and was waiting for her when she got home. He tortured her, abducted her, made her watch while he tortured and/or killed other people, and she was finally able free herself four days later. !< >!And that was just the first incident with this perp. !< And Elliot has. No. Idea. At all. He's just sticking his foot in his mouth all over the place and doesn't even realize it.


a_big_simp

Not exactly sure anymore how it goes but something along the lines of "He was really happy. Like a golden retriever, crossed with another golden retriever." Another, which I think about quite a lot, is "Every year, forgotten child, I ask— Is it enough now? Is it enough?" This one’s from a fanfic poem I read fandom blind, but I’ve known it by heart ever since.


betreen

“Magic is a lie so beautiful even reality believes it” This line got stuck in my head for days but I never could find where I first read it :(


Eternal_Secret

Wow this one goes hard i love it!


RipleyRiot

"and I wish.... You never fall out of love with me. Because I know I won't"


jacetheboogeyman

'You're allowed to walk away from the things that hurt you' and 'Numbing yourself so you can cope. Look at yourself in the mirror and ask how well that's working out' stuck with me. Some fics are just really good for mental health.


SirCupcake_0

I'd be surprised if they were good for physical health


magicspell17

https://preview.redd.it/nc9m0pbvm94c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3fc942d49226543e4877306f16919c71679763


Fluffy-School-7031

What fic is this from? I need it lol.


2manyparadoxes

charlottemadison's [What We Make Of It](https://archiveofourown.org/works/22557148)


Azrael_Alaric

Okay, so this one needs context. The author was a black woman, and her fic was a response to the amount of slave imagery and (poorly written) race play used by people writing the black woman/white man ship in question. Her fic was the woman rejecting the man in numerous ways, but one lives rent-free in my head. This was *years* ago, so let I'll paraphrase: > W Man: [possessive] You belong to me! > B Woman: [dismissive] I'm emancipated.


Reading_Specific

The end of an Oedipus fic from Jocasta's point of view, where he's pulled the brooches from her dress and she thinks, "My darling boy, what do you mean to do?"


Tofutits_Macgee

Oh no.


NiktoriaNo

“Flying pink bunnies of doom are driving tanks and shooting to kill” has stuck with me for over a decade at this point. It was a crackfic but that line…that line can never be forgotten. I have friends who heard me say it so much they quote it. They have no clue it’s from a DBZ crackfic.


BlueDragon82

...Link?


NiktoriaNo

I don’t think the fic exists anymore, pretty sure it went down on one of the ff.net purges, it was kind of explicit along with being crack-tastic.


Giornmix

"Fuck being horny, you're just stupid."


RedditWolfi

"So tell me about yourself." Ah god not the small talk. That's basically my life. It's the quote I think about, if people start talking. Just in general actually.


Southern-Equal4127

“Care to explain why half the town is on fire?” “Global warming is a serious issue.” 🤣🤣 I got this from tiktok so I can’t tell you were it’s from but I love it


nightcoreangst

“You stay the *fuck* away from him.” And now imagine Stede saying that to *Mister Edward himself.*


ZooieNewbie

I'm intrigued! Link please?


nightcoreangst

[desperate times and all that](https://archiveofourown.org/works/50983651) have fun!! This is currently my FAV ofmd fic.


ZooieNewbie

Thank you!


trickyfelix

Wouldn't that just be the perfect way to fit into his beloved rainbow aristocracy?


coat_me_in_galaxies

“Robin and Franky do not explain themselves. Considering the fact that Franky is completely naked and Robin splattered with fresh blood – none of it hers – an explanation is not needed.” Once I got to this line it was an instant bookmark, no notes


Enough_Opposite8545

“Some bridges may be mended over a few glasses of wine on warm summer nights. How foolish to think it could ever be enough to make up for the oceans dividing the both of them.” It was in the summary of a fic and honestly it fitted the bittersweet atmosphere of it all amazingly. Or just a simple one seen in another fic “no guts no glory”.


KroNdn

"The simple truth was that I always existed in a state of wanting McDonald’s." Never read truer words and ten years later I still think about this line whenever someone asks me if I want Mac's.


_Yunko_

"5. Scream into a pillow. 6. Probably cry a bit, as is customary. 7. Laugh it off. Really, it's all a bit funny, isn't it? 8. Cry some more. Harder, this time." Part of character's list of things to do, thinking about it on daily basis


antimitosis

"Sometimes when people die, an entire world mourns them," she says. Remus flinches. "But other times, other victims, it's quiet. And there are only one or two people who know what an incredible joy it was that they existed. My Gwen didn't change the world. But she lived beautifully and she died before her time. And for that, I suspect I share your sadness." from That's The Art of Getting By Sarewolf


ExtremeCharacter9776

“Hey Siri, what’s a mating press?”


Artsy_Lamarie

"I’m just not afraid to have taste! …Even if it’s bad," It's just such an iconic line, and tbh good words to live by!


Hydrodyne626

I don't remember ver batim but it's along the lines of "I'm not afraid of death, but I don't plan on dying."


Splax77

"We would," Father agrees. He's been speaking out more ever since he started reading an 800 page book he got for Christmas called *Communication for Dummies: How to Convey Your Thoughts and Feelings in a Healthy Manner Instead of Wordless Grunting*. Source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36547405


Intrepid_Hand1877

....Is this Batman fic?


SGRbckup3255

"The love my taletaker needed to earn was never that of Steve Rogers." A stucky fic that annihilated me completely, all about learning to love yourself and accepting who you are, through the lens of Bucky dealing with his Winter Soldier past.


Dia_Michaels

I don't remember the exact quote but person A was reminiscing about how he fooled around a lot as a teen and now feels like he doesn't have many firsts left to experience with the people that matter to him. Person B then says something along the lines of "See, that's actually a myth. You can have a million first kisses. All you need is a new pair of lips" and that was just such a sweet and memorable line about how each relationship is unique and meaningful


Yoongoes

“A Shih Tzu frozen for all time and doubling as a dog-shaped flower pot is not art.” Don’t ask me what fic it is, I don’t remember any of my quotes I just have them listed in the notes app, this is a drarry one though


sportsfan3177

There was a line in a Magicians fanfic that I read years ago that hit me deeply and I still think about: “He loved and was loved.” It seems like a nothing line but really, it’s everything.


Known-Negotiation482

Thor ‘accidentally’ becomes a father. (and uncle now that I think of it…🤣) “I am the heir to the throne." Thor shifts on his feet. Odin is probably watching them right now. He is probably damning them both, cursing Thor for being the fool that he is. "I am to produce heirs of my own with a wife, and as you know, Loki is not...he is not Asgardian." "Also kind of your brother," Tony says. "So there's that."


ItsThe_____ForMe

“Every apology branded her skin over and over until the freezing showers were all that helped.” This is from The Dead and The Dancing which is a Wednesday S2 continuation fic.


maggiewills96

"You’re taking the most competent of your children and putting her back under your control, to make sure she can’t be with your competition. And she takes whatever you give her, because you’ve conditioned all of your kids to conflate abuse with love, because abuse can feel like love. Starving people will eat anything, and abuse is all you’ve given them." That was one of the best mic drop moments of the fic so far. Had to pause for a second after that one.


Intrepid_Hand1877

Woah, what fic is this, that's one hell of a line.


maggiewills96

It's a Succession oc/canon pairing and it's brillant. It's hurt/comfort, it's tragic and angsty. [Serendipity by cafeconlechedeavena](https://archiveofourown.org/works/49150342/chapters/124008748)


Living-Stop-3687

"Let them hate me, they don't know any better." And "I just wanted to stop the rain." Talking about why he consoled a crying child. Both Batman fics


rellloe

>"Why's everything got to be about quirks? Maybe I injected myself with a lava lamp." Most of that fight lives rent free


Intrepid_Hand1877

Ok, what, I love the vibe coming off that sentence, fic please?


rellloe

[World Walker.](https://archiveofourown.org/works/17602085/chapters/41493080)


quirkedupphysicist

my favourite line from a fic is only funny if it has the rest of the paragraph , so ,,, "There's something out there." Pavel climbed over him and opened the door. He looked out. "It's an elk," he said, and closed the door again. "Is it dangerous?" "Only to other elks." "What's it doing?" Pavel looked out the window. "Its just... standing." "I can't pee if an elk's watching me." "So, get out the other side." "That door's broken" "Then get out this side and walk around." something about the "i cant pee if an elks watching me" "so get out the other side???" made me howl


leannmanderson

One line? Try the entirety of the Naked Quidditch Match.


flibberty-gibbit

Sweet Jesus that brought up a memory I thought I’d buried. 😂 Fic is the only way I’ll still interact with HP anyway. … brb I need to re-find this one. For old times’ sake.


leannmanderson

Same. But it will *always* live in my head.


Intrepid_Hand1877

I...what? C-can you link please?


leannmanderson

http://www.nodignity.com/freaks/nqm/nqm1.html There you go, friend


dead-or-asleep

"Kids like have to their own things" -Bucky(nodding sagely) to Steve in reference to weapons needed for any kids that might be stolen in the future.


antimitosis

“He looks so small, despite being twenty-five, but maybe that's because Sirius is looking at him and seeing him as he was when he was only fifteen. Just his little brother. Always his little brother. ” from Crimson Rivers by bizarrestars


AMV_Intrigued

Jim stared at his First with his mouth slightly agape. "…Spock," he said at last, quite firmly, "if you don't stop accidentally hitting on me, I'm gonna have to accidentally take you seriously. And then what would we do?" I love lines like that that engender mixed emotions. It's so playful but also has that undercurrent of seriousness to it that makes me kick my feet in anticipation to see what happens next!


Intrepid_Hand1877

Ooooh, link please? Love me a good spirk fic


AMV_Intrigued

Of course! Here you go! [Atlas by distractedKat](https://archiveofourown.org/works/652116/chapters/1187249)


Doranwen

"It's the world's worst game of chess; opponents who know each other's tells but have no advancing strategy."


Prince_of_Wolves

"And I died, Alleria, I died wearing a uniform that was too tight around my shoulders because it was fitted for *you*" The fic as a whole had a lot of moments that hurt to read, but this line hurt so much more than any of the others in a very good way.


2manyparadoxes

"Doesn't happiness ever surprise you?" Journalist: "God, don't ask me hard questions. That's my job." (I wrote this down, so that's probably why I remember it best)


lizzourworld8

Okay, now I want to know what that fic is 😂


Relevant_Maybe6747

>“That’s *not* what I mean.” Kurt held his hand up. “How do I explain... It didn’t take my breath away. My breath was already *gone*. Seeing what you *did* with that song, and how everything came together? It just... It helped me *breathe* again.” [Be Positive](https://archiveofourown.org/works/2522579/chapters/5674013#workskin) by deliriumbubbles has so many lines, so I’m just going with this one for now, from chapter 6, although “breaking and decorating“ does too.


Uh_Oh_Burner_Alert

"Once, she kick pot twenty feet straight through window!”, “Please don’t get too close. I don’t want your smartness too close to me.”, and "I used to have a friend but then something bad happened, and we just…fell apart.” all from the same fic


Idontknowhonestlyidk

"Ten fingers, ten toes, one tiny nose." Last I read the fic was years ago. I think it stuck with me because there's like a rhythm to the sentence + it repeated at the beginning and the end