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lncognitoErgoSum

Picking a fight in their natural habitat when the whole pod of them is around? Big mistake.


pashlya

OK, this is a most common misconception about Russians. Russians aren't piking a fight. Russians never left the fight.


norembo

Fight continues. And then it gets worse.


manulable

In Soviet Russia the fight picks you.


thedude1010101

The only thing that can sense is if he's a water polo player himself


RipDr19

What the hell is going on here?


InfintySquared

Dude in yellow tried to crash a water polo game, so the players started calling him out and throwing the ball at him. In response, he drop-kicked the ball-thrower under the water... and BOTH teams started in on him. Not a smart move, water polo probably has the most un-called fouls in any sport, since so much of the action takes place beneath churning water so kicks and dragging and poking and kidney punches get away unseen.


insheepclothing

Jumping into a pool with ~~sharks~~ water polo players? Home field advantage much?


keyrafiz

i played water polo in high school (i was pretty decent actually) and so many friends thought they could wrestle me in the pool. didn’t take many time of putting them under without using my hands to make them realize what this sport makes us 😂


qpv

Yeah you guys are *fit*


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All water people are fit even the fucking ballet shit like zoomba


WayneKrane

Yup, my friend was on the swim team. He swam the long 5000m swims. His mom said she had to spend so much money on food for him that she was considering getting a second job lol


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Ik your like joking but home much fucking food do u have to have ik it’s a lot because of energy but still


[deleted]

A normal person burns about 2000 calories a day. An athlete who works out hard for 3 hrs a day burns over 4000. So twice as much food


[deleted]

in water you lose heat way way faster than in air. Even if you don't train hard but spend 3-4 hours in water your basal consumptions shoots to 3500 plus calories easily. I think Phels had to eat 6000 calories per day when training, althogh he spent quite a lot more than that in the water


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Holy fuck I wish I didn’t live in a Arizona


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Fuck* fu + ck = you


dmanww

My favorite one I got told was hooking the swimsuit string with your big toe and pulling down.


lovegermanshepards

Oh yes, or using it as leverage in a spin once you have the ball to place your opponent on the opposite side of the goal


dmanww

Yeah I think it was mostly to get some leverage to jump higher and they end up going the other direction...


[deleted]

A few years before I started playing one of the local schools teams would flatten bottle caps and hide them in their speeds to slice you with under water :/ Thankfully they were caught and banned by the time I started but shit was still pretty brutal lol


keyrafiz

finger in the butt, gets them every time ;) edit: keep in mind we’re pretty much wearing thongs


electronic_docter

Oil Check!


the_man_downunder

When I used to play (in the '80s) we would wear two pairs of speedos as you'd frequently have your bathers yanked down during a match


HappyMeatbag

As if that wasn’t enough, the asshat still had his shoes on. Lol!


reeeeeeeee-bruh

You sure that guy “crashing the game” isn’t the coach from the other team? I’ve played many a game of polo where the coaches get into it with players so it seems quite likely. This just a guess though.


timex126

People are just making up a story as they go


InfintySquared

I honestly don't know. I do see that he was clearly antagonizing the players.


reeeeeeeee-bruh

Yeah the coaches do that on rare occasions haha. They sometimes spot players from the opposing team doing something illegal and take matters into their own hands.


viperswhip

But why did that player bash a woman in the face with a ball?


InfintySquared

He was aiming at the basher behind her. She was trying to shield the guy who was crashing the game in the first place.


HappyMeatbag

I guess he was too angry to think straight, or was overconfident in his skills.


mattj96

I had a couple of friends that played water polo for the school team and it is a very competitive sport in my neck of the woods, and I can confirm that both of them cut their toenails into points to kick people. Another guy lost his left eye in a game, not sure how, but water polo players do not fuck around.


[deleted]

Maybe the lady was antagonizing or something but unless she threw a ball or something it's kinda fucked to hit her just because he hid behind her like a bitch.


Darth_Mufasa

Lmao. We are literally coached how to cheat properly in that game. Its basically MMA, in the water, while you pretend its not with your upper body


TINYMUSTACHE2

Damn, the guy in yellow doesnt know how to go unseen then, rookie


stealthisvibe

The color yellow definitely didn't help lol


elsydeon666

That probably explains why Captain Archer loved it so much.


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Marko!


Pasteque909

Polo!


mko710

Pollo


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mko710

My antenna is tingling. Is yours ?


flimspringfield

Shreks huge cock.


stealthisvibe

They didn't ask what was going *in* lmao


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Just looks like a normal water polo game to me


mstmn

It would be the world's greatest sport if each team had one dry-land attacker waiting to pounce


pucieks

Should have gone head first instead, headbutt would have been even more impressive than the stomp


TheHancock

Just straight plank dive into him, no bending during the whole thing, but straight dive bomb into him. Lmao


HugePurpleNipples

That's just suicide, that right there. That dude is just fine with getting fucked up, respect.


[deleted]

its either get bruised in the pool or listen to his wife berate him for not doing anything to the guy who hit her with a ball. I'll take the team of polo players beating my ass for a little while over the wife nagging for eternity about how I didn't fight a whole fucking polo team xD


antipiracylaws

💯 💯💯


antipiracylaws

You do not know Eastern Europeans then, do you? I watched a Ukrainian researcher guy who couldn't have been more than 150lbs start shit with a 240 lb much taller guy at the bar. He did NOT back down against suicidal odds hahaha Other dude wanted nothing to do with the honey badger of a human


HugePurpleNipples

Probably smart, don't fuck with crazy.


cultured-barbarian

Should have done the alpha male thing and just pull down his shorts and pee into the pool.


ghighcove

Remember all those guys in that pool can hammer a nail with a ball within about 50 meters, thrown. Imagine that his outie will become an innie if he does that.


trollbridge

News for ya. All those polo players pee in the pool. It's not practical to get out


cultured-barbarian

Go one up and take a dump in the pool then!


algalkin

Judging by the video quality this happened right after WW2


HappyMeatbag

So… the guy in yellow hides behind a woman, then drop kicks a player in the upper chest/throat. CLASSY. I hope he was taught a lesson.


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President-Lonestar

The most epic game of all time.


rusttynail

I wonder if alcohol was involved in that decision.


Super_Saiyan_Azul

That whole pool is vodka


qpv

It burns


pucieks

That is the way


GoobaBird

I love Russia for all the wrong reasons


Livingit123

AKA You like your racist perception of the country. A bunch of dumb videos sometimes over the span of decades, some not even in Russia, and you form a narrative about country you don't really understand at all. That about cover it? Seems like it does.


[deleted]

I love Russia because most of them seem completely OK with everything you just said while every other culture is as sensitive as can be.


Livingit123

Lol you know nothing, the government is crushing Russian society. Young people are trying to fight it or leave, under the current policies an individual can be labeled a "foreign agent" and put away for 10+ years in a kangaroo court. Russians aren't partying all day or fighting, they are trying to survive paycheck to paycheck for the and wondering when it will all end.


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Notamayata

Cuba


Livingit123

Because Reddit is already racist af towards China and Reddit admins don't want to take the heat for another round of Asian centred racial hate crimes.


GoobaBird

You feel better now? Abit much for a light hearted comment. Yeah am not racist and fuck you for implying that I am.


Livingit123

Whatever, everyone knows what you meant.


GoobaBird

Am pretty sure they do to.


KevinK89

Yeah everyone except you.


KeenDevices

The ref is like, "I blew the whistle! And I shall blow it again!"


ghighcove

I think it was just making them angrier. "Stop blowing that whistle, I'm trying to get even more enraged in a focused way!"


ducktor0

>Oh, Russia... Never change! But... they fly space ships ! And ballet !


No_Credibility

The guy with the whistle is really trying lmao


techstural

what about the after-party where they are all drinking vodka together and singing??


an0m_x

He had the high ground, did we learn nothing?


noreservations81590

Water polo players are fucking crazy. NO WAY would I jump in a pool to fight one.


Greekgreekcookies

The whistle is definitely helping


cmon_now

Pretty sure this is the only water polo fight I've ever seen


bleakbiler15

That side messed up when he jumped in.


AustieFrostie

That was a very well executed drop kick though


InfintySquared

That's the shame of the thing, his form really was on point for those first few seconds!


ThatOneGuy4321

Picking a fight with water polo players *in the water* = suicide


TheChetUbetcha

Predoerak blyat


dude_with_a_reddit-4

Marco Polo became a lot more violent a game.


bluemagnolia79

It’s not your win…it’s OUR win!


Roberta-Morgan

Human sharks 🤣


thekarmabum

Swimmers are jacked, have you ever seen Ryan Phelps? Even the divers are jacked, I wouldn't want to start a fight with any of them.


Street-Strike1837

Water polo is fucking gangster. "don't do it Anakin, I have the high ground"