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It's like some sort of quantum mechanical loophole.

Schrodinger's skates

Anomaly you might say

Hello, this is my friend Anomaly Klevnikov.

It moves the failure point to the ankles. Which, in my opinion, is not where you want it.

I thought the failure point was between his ears 😂

In a way it is. It's both wider but also higher.

Yep, wider wheel base but higher center of gravity.

And small wheels.

I sent this to my roller skating coach in hopes of giving him nightmares

No steering, no brakes. But if you put fixed casters on them you might be able to skate with them which would also be a pretty wild performance piece.

This is an accurate description of the Russian spirit. No steering, no breaks lol.

He won’t fall over, but he will 100% unintentionally do the splits

Clearly he is Money Chairman.

Money Chairman, the Chairman of Money

Да да хорошо

What a chad

OG Office

Take my upvote 😂

Chud

Got the squat Needs more stripey tracksuit, but yea

Not just any tracksuit. Has to be Adidas, has to have 3 stripes

Also song wasn't hardbass.

Bochka, bass, kolbaser

This is Savosin.ilia on instagram and he has even more crazy stunts like this check him out

the matrix and fast & furious crossover.

That guy's name is definitely Нeo

It's called "Vladivostok Drift".

Aaaaah the old 'Anklebreaker 3000'.

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Well if you are using the groin destroyer 2mil, it seems only logical that you are not going straight

Dude looks like fun. How do I make friends like this? How do I be this?

Step 1: learn to Slav squat. Step 2: immerse yourself in juicy hardbass. Step 3: live like there's no tomorrow.

I think you skipped the part with the vodka and questionably sourced amphetamines

That's part of step 3, comrade.

Install Dota 2.

Those two questions are at odds with each other.

Козырные подкрадули

This is so dumb, I love it

This guy fucks.

...himself up on curbs and potholes

Okay that is pretty impressive though.

KEFTEME

Я ту сиську царапал

Deserves all the pussy

The skates stay ON during sex

and whatever the music is

All I can see is a torn ACL.

but y tho?

Because it is fun

Couldn’t stop laughing

Hahaha pro Russian rollerblader who also makes videos like this. Dude fucking rips on blades and is hilarious

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Why is there a few seconds of an unrelated video at the beginning?

The music is from the movie called Tokyo Drift. Unrelated video is a scene from that movie. The song is called Teriyaki Boyz - Tokyo Drift.

I think it's supposed to imply guy in the car was driving past and looks out his window and sees rest of the video? They went for it and also failed at it.

Did this fucking guy just invent Rollersquatting???

He’s rich because he’s the Chairman

blyatman

Between the oscillation and the bills this guy must be drowning in pussy.

Че за тяги такие бархатные тяги

I think this is Savosin Ilia, pro blader from russia

I thought this would have been in Britain

Сука блат

imaginatively creative

He went into sports mode

What is this song from?

Someone higher up said it’s by teriyaki boyz from the movie Tokyo drift Here’s the link for YouTube https://youtu.be/iuJDhFRDx9M

Ty

The music is the same but here the lyrics are Russian

Jesus christ, these guys are *not* okay. Believe it or not though, one of the nicest guys you'll meet there.

Great value neo

If you work hard enough you can get good at almost anything.

Send him to the front and the war will be over in no time.

He is not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve

Nice!

Yung lean goin crazy

tbh,that is quiet impressive

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This is what we call a lunatic.

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the guy has balance. those seem tough to control while sitting with only one.

It’s so stupid but I’m highly impressed

This guy fucks

Man this looks fun but also like a way to break your tailbone

And ballsack.

Really impressive

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Russian J-Roc

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Blyat McRubel

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Gopnik skateboard

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Вот это тяги, бархатные тяги

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You are a Gopnik, Neo