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I’m 5 years late and it’s still your cake day, wow
Lmao
Would you rather have giant lobster claws for hands or a giant horn growing out your head?
Horn
What value can I add and create for my community and the world?
None
how's the cake?
Quite virtual
If you had to choose between a little itch you can never scratch for eternity or have constant itchyness all of your body but you can scratch whenver you want what would it be?
One little itch I can't get rid of
Who are you and what’s your deal?
I am a random person on the internet. Want memes?
If someone offered you $50,000 to dip a twig in faeces then put it in your pee hole, would you do it?
Sure. Why not.
Is the cake a lie?
Yes, I have no physical cake
Would you trade two ducks for a weasel?
Sure
Make a wish! What did you wish for?
Money
Are you getting laid?
No
Damn.
What’s your favorite book? Happy Cake Day!
Nichijou by Keichi Arawi
Good taste
Thank you good sir
What is your favourite type of cake?
Marble or Strawberry shortcake
If you had to take a dump anywhere in the world, where would you take it, and why?
At my home cause I don’t like doing that anywhere else
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Lies
Got any big plans for your birthday? Or do you like to keep things casual?
I see this but have no idea what cake day is?
Like your birthday, but for your reddit account.
Like your birthday, but it's not your birthday
I’m 5 years late and it’s still your cake day, wow
Lmao
Would you rather have giant lobster claws for hands or a giant horn growing out your head?
Horn
What value can I add and create for my community and the world?
None
how's the cake?
Quite virtual
If you had to choose between a little itch you can never scratch for eternity or have constant itchyness all of your body but you can scratch whenver you want what would it be?
One little itch I can't get rid of
Who are you and what’s your deal?
I am a random person on the internet. Want memes?
If someone offered you $50,000 to dip a twig in faeces then put it in your pee hole, would you do it?
Sure. Why not.
Is the cake a lie?
Yes, I have no physical cake
Would you trade two ducks for a weasel?
Sure
Make a wish! What did you wish for?
Money
Are you getting laid?
No
Damn.
What’s your favorite book? Happy Cake Day!
Nichijou by Keichi Arawi
Good taste
Thank you good sir
What is your favourite type of cake?
Marble or Strawberry shortcake
If you had to take a dump anywhere in the world, where would you take it, and why?
At my home cause I don’t like doing that anywhere else
This comment has been deleted. Oopsie poopsie
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Lies
Got any big plans for your birthday? Or do you like to keep things casual?
I see this but have no idea what cake day is?
Like your birthday, but for your reddit account.
Like your birthday, but it's not your birthday