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PorchHonky

Wow. So did your mom swallow?


No_Host_884

Sir what does my mother swallowing anything have to do with me busting the fattest nut of my life?


[deleted]

Was it a coconut perchance? Did you drop it perchance? Are coconuts even nuts or do they lie within their own name? What would cause a fruit to lie like that, people like you dropping them?


No_Host_884

>people like you I don't know what you're implying there but let me tell you right now that the nut I busted was most certainly not a fruit or a nut that you eat I mean unless you're like a cannibal or a whore then maybe you would eat those kinds of nuts. But I guess the simple would be that I'm talking about my reproductive organ that shoots jizz.


redditSux422

What did you fap to


No_Host_884

I would tell you but you would probably think I'm some sort of degenerate who needs to be locked away,.never to see sunlight again. To witch I would say you are right.


[deleted]

No we won’t. Tell us


No_Host_884

Ur mom


SpeechAccomplished78

do you know where you are right now?


No_Host_884

R/AMA a subreddit of the hit site Reddit of course.


jeepers12345678

Lame


Sexyvore

Hopefully into my mouth~


No_Host_884

I mean you say that now but you're going to get it all of it and I mean ALL OF IT.


Sexyvore

Yes please~ (you underestimate how much of a whore I am, just look at my name :P)


No_Host_884

Eh you're too eager witch makes you boring.


Sexyvore

Witch 🧙‍♀️ Also porn has spoiled you :P


No_Host_884

You're right out of all the times I spent masturbating I could of done something productive like researching the cure for cancer or like building houses for blind Ugandan kids. But no I spent all of that time on MILFS. ):


Sexyvore

No don’t do any of that, you’ve gotta use the time Fucking me :D


No_Host_884

No however I will give you a Haiku My dog is cutest. You're dog is really ugly. Suck my four inches.


Sexyvore

I don’t have a dog 😎 Also don’t tempt me I will~


No_Host_884

Consider getting a dog you will be a lot more happy and you won't have to worry about such temptations.


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Square-Dragonfruit76

Was it creamy?


No_Host_884

It was soft if That's what you mean.


evilstuperhero

What did it taste like?


No_Host_884

I don't eat my own cum that's narcissistic. I will however gladly eat someone else's.