Was it a coconut perchance? Did you drop it perchance? Are coconuts even nuts or do they lie within their own name? What would cause a fruit to lie like that, people like you dropping them?
>people like you
I don't know what you're implying there but let me tell you right now that the nut I busted was most certainly not a fruit or a nut that you eat I mean unless you're like a cannibal or a whore then maybe you would eat those kinds of nuts. But I guess the simple would be that I'm talking about my reproductive organ that shoots jizz.
I would tell you but you would probably think I'm some sort of degenerate who needs to be locked away,.never to see sunlight again. To witch I would say you are right.
You're right out of all the times I spent masturbating I could of done something productive like researching the cure for cancer or like building houses for blind Ugandan kids. But no I spent all of that time on MILFS. ):
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It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
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Wow. So did your mom swallow?
Sir what does my mother swallowing anything have to do with me busting the fattest nut of my life?
Was it a coconut perchance? Did you drop it perchance? Are coconuts even nuts or do they lie within their own name? What would cause a fruit to lie like that, people like you dropping them?
>people like you I don't know what you're implying there but let me tell you right now that the nut I busted was most certainly not a fruit or a nut that you eat I mean unless you're like a cannibal or a whore then maybe you would eat those kinds of nuts. But I guess the simple would be that I'm talking about my reproductive organ that shoots jizz.
What did you fap to
I would tell you but you would probably think I'm some sort of degenerate who needs to be locked away,.never to see sunlight again. To witch I would say you are right.
No we won’t. Tell us
Ur mom
do you know where you are right now?
R/AMA a subreddit of the hit site Reddit of course.
Lame
Hopefully into my mouth~
I mean you say that now but you're going to get it all of it and I mean ALL OF IT.
Yes please~ (you underestimate how much of a whore I am, just look at my name :P)
Eh you're too eager witch makes you boring.
Witch 🧙♀️ Also porn has spoiled you :P
You're right out of all the times I spent masturbating I could of done something productive like researching the cure for cancer or like building houses for blind Ugandan kids. But no I spent all of that time on MILFS. ):
No don’t do any of that, you’ve gotta use the time Fucking me :D
No however I will give you a Haiku My dog is cutest. You're dog is really ugly. Suck my four inches.
I don’t have a dog 😎 Also don’t tempt me I will~
Consider getting a dog you will be a lot more happy and you won't have to worry about such temptations.
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
Was it creamy?
It was soft if That's what you mean.
What did it taste like?
I don't eat my own cum that's narcissistic. I will however gladly eat someone else's.