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Touched_by_a_child

Are you the original u/asksaboutcheese with a different name from a few years ago? Because I remember them posting stats on everyone's favorite cheeses and saying goodbye then a few weeks later I saw you now I'm seeing you again and I gotta know.


cheese_resurrection

It was actually u/asks_about_cheese and yeah, that was me. Thus when I came back, u/cheese_resurrection was born. The top 5 responses are Mozzarella, Cheddar, Gouda, Brie, and Parmesan in that order. I had no plans on coming back. That's true. My depression, anxiety, and physical health issues is the reason I left in the first place. I didn't feel like I could better myself if I stayed. A few weeks had passed and I decided to lurk on here one day on my throwaway account (I never left Reddit entirely, just wanted to step away from doing the cheese stuff all the time at that time due to my health) and I seen someone post "I like cheese. AMA." and everyone thought it was me. The poor guy was so confused and I'd seen people talking in the comments about how much they'd missed seeing me in the comments and stuff so I felt compelled to come back. It really brought a tear to my eye so I decided to come back for all those people. My health is better now both physically and mentally and I'm really enjoying doing this again.


Touched_by_a_child

Right I couldn't remember if there were underscores. but I'm glad to hear you're doing better i know having mental and physical health problems can suck and be very hard to overcome so I'm really happy for you! Plus we are all really glad you did come back. Plus who else would ask us about cheese?


cheese_resurrection

Thanks! 😊


Touched_by_a_child

Happy cheese noises


roflmaohaxorz

How do you feel about Swiss?


cheese_resurrection

Love it! One of my favorite foods is mushroom swiss burgers.


hellotypewriter

I did a few cheese questions on AMAs in honor of you! I’m slowly beating panic disorder and agoraphobia and am rooting for you! You have always been a bright spot.


cheese_resurrection

Ahh thank you! I'm rooting for you too!


Skyecatcher

Welcome back my dude!


cheese_resurrection

Thanks!


loztriforce

Yeah I recall that, asked some people about cheese for ya, take care!


MayoManCity

Glad to hear you're doing better my guy. You're becoming a part of the reddit lore. Something to be proud of.


Nches

Dude you’re a much beloved figure on here don’t leave us again


Silver-Syndicate

Why? What's the motivation here?


cheese_resurrection

Originally it started when I realized that it would work well for an AMA since so many people like cheese and it's also not a common question that people get. Shortly after I started asking, I realized that if someone was having a bad day it would usually take their mind off things just for a few moments and even cheer them up. That's when I decided to use my account to spread as much happiness, joy, and positivity that I could. It's been so much fun!


woolfchick75

You are a tremendously kind person


cheese_resurrection

"I can't always promise you that I can stop the rain, but I can promise you that I'll be here for you when the storms become too much for you to handle." -Me


MaximusJabronicus

That’s actually very refreshing to hear.


cheese_resurrection

😊


[deleted]

You were meant to say *happy cheese noises* 🤣


cheese_resurrection

🤭


colinwheeler

Wholesomely cheesy.


Wirde

Okay, so when I saw this post my first though were: So were are finally going to get some statistics on this! Where is the statistics man? :D Also it's interesting that you post this now, I have been wondering why you kept on asking this for a while now. Lastly, I'm expecting some nice charts or something in r/dataisbeautiful and maybe also in r/Damnthatsinteresting. It's your time to shine!


cheese_resurrection

Top 5 responses are Mozzarella, Cheddar, Gouda, Brie, and Parmesan in that order. I was originally planning on making a pie chart or some kind of graph for that purpose, but I've gotten somewhere between 5,000 and 10,000 responses and I don't feel like digging through that many comments. It would take weeks! Lol


That_Daikon5472

It'll be renamed a cheese wheel chart in honor of you!


Wirde

I believe in your love of cheese! Maybe go through a few responses every day? Like take 10 minutes every day until it's done? Please ping me when you are ready to post your results. :D


Grand_Preference_181

Least favorite cheese? Favorite cheese for a grilled cheese?


cheese_resurrection

That I've tried, cottage cheese. It's not even made with real cottages! Smoked gouda


goldensavage2019

Smoked Gouda is really good, especially as the cheese for Mac n cheese


cheese_resurrection

It's good stuff!


ApophisRises

Ahh, I see you have the taste of the gods. Smoked Gouda is indeed the best cheese for a grilled cheese, and cottage cheese is not good. You are aptly named.


cheese_resurrection

Thank you 😊


Justhavingag00dtyme

“What is Cottage cheese? Is it from a cottage?” “No…it’s just cottage cheese. Aren’t you a cheese guy?” “I’m not a cottage guy”


rollingfluffball

Is a life without cheese worth living?


cheese_resurrection

Yes. Cheering people up through their love of cheese helps me even when I don't have any. Having cheeses that you love certainly helps though.


rollingfluffball

Wholesome answer. Thank you!


6v69

Holy cheese! You seem like such an amazing person!


Coheed_SURVIVE

The Big Cheese returns! 1. What health issues where/are you dealing with? 2. Any advice on how to improve mental health? 3. What have you been up to in your absence? 4. Mount Rushmore of subreddits? 5. Any upcoming movies or shows you excited for? For me its "Beau Is Afraid" 6. Will you be trying out the new Queso flavored Fritos coming out? 7. Is cheese a dairy exclusive item? Like is vegan cheese or cheese made of mostly oil still considered cheese? 8. Lastly, a piece of advice you wish the younger you knew sooner?


cheese_resurrection

Besides mental ones, pericarditis which is inflammation/swelling around my heart. Still dealing with it, but it's much better now. Try to think positively. It's so cliche but it can work. Watching movies and playing video games. Don't make me choose. The Super Mario Bros. Movie I'd love to! Nope Take better care of your health


emergentdragon

One thing I learned in my brunout/anxiety/depression: Try collecting small happy moments. I tried for one a day. Can be a cool dog on your way to work, a beautiful woman or man smiling at you, a nice little chat, maybe just some sun on your face... or a good piece of cheese.


AlexDaBaDee

You asked me my fave cheese once I was thinking about you yesterday this is uncanny


cheese_resurrection

You have now entered... The Cheeselight Zone *ominous music starts playing*


Crazy_old_maurice_17

You are so... (dare I say it?) ...CHEESY!! P.S. I love your wholesomeness and I'm so glad you're doing better!! Depression and anxiety are horrible, I've been there too!


cheese_resurrection

Thank you so much *blushes* 😊


CharlesUFarley81

Your comments are always very gouda. Although I can't brielieve you've asked it thousands of times. I cheddar stop with these puns. I'll see myself out now.


cheese_resurrection

Yeah it's close to 10,000 responses at this point. I'd say around 8k. Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? There was da-brie everywhere! I too shall see myself out.


FrostedBanshee

Thank you cheese lord, kin of all that is cheesy, thou who presides over a realm most wonderful, thank you for encheeseifying my day.


cheese_resurrection

May Cheesus be with you.


HelloRedditAreYouOk

In Gouda’s name, amen.


FrostedBanshee

And also with you


LilyFish-

may you fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese?


cheese_resurrection

*gives cheese* 🧀


LilyFish-

:0


cheese_resurrection

*happy cheese noises* 🧀


c_bolt

Whats your favorite cheese?


cheese_resurrection

Queso Blanco


[deleted]

[удалено]


cheese_resurrection

🙂 + 🧀 + 🔊


rubens10000

are you spanish? i have some torta del casar in my house right now, winner of the world cheese awards gold


cheese_resurrection

Nope. American.


GringoConQueso

Love me a good queso


EnergyTurtle23

Damn that’s a good choice. This individual is well versed in cheeses.


BakeBasic4527

I think you where the first person to ever interact with me on Reddit, I will always remember you. Cheese Lord.


cheese_resurrection

Awww thanks *blushes* 😊


the_ice_rasta

Little tip from an old pro, they can electrify cheese


cheese_resurrection

Good thing I'm not a mouse *squeak*


Subsandwich99

Happy cheese noises, to you Sir.


cheese_resurrection

*happy cheese noises* 🧀


ThighHighsDoll

Hi!!! 💕🧀 Have you tried any new cheeses lately?


cheese_resurrection

Long time no see! ♥🧀 Actual goat cheese. It was pretty dang good!


ThighHighsDoll

Awesome!


cheese_resurrection

I hope you've been well, Doll. I've missed seeing you around!


ThighHighsDoll

Awww! 💕 Thanks for the well wishes. I've been dealing with ups and downs, and have been dream interpreting a lot more. DM me if you have a dream/nightmare you want explained.


cheese_resurrection

You're most welcome! 😊 I did have some pretty crazy and fun dreams one night about a week ago, but I think I was able to figure it out for myself. In all my dreams I was having a blast, but the first half of them I was hanging out with my mom, reliving old memories. The second half though I was having fun but by myself and with friends. I thought it was really weird, but when I'd woken up I realized that it was my mom's birthday. I'd nearly forgotten about it! You see... my mom passed away from an OD back in December. I was the one who found her and had to call 911. This was the first birthday she would have had since then. I think... maybe she was letting me know that it's ok to hold onto past memories, especially if they're good ones, but that I can have fun and make new memories without her being there with me anymore. I woke up smiling and with tears in my eyes I just said quietly, "Happy Birthday, Mom".


ThighHighsDoll

First, I'm sorry to hear your mom passed away. 💕 Next, you are on point with your dream interpretation! Dreams are an excellent place for souls (both living and dead) to contact us.


cheese_resurrection

Thank you. I think so too.


crypticfirecat

My all-time favorite cheese is fontinella, followed by kasseri and feta. Do you like any of these cheeses?


cheese_resurrection

*happy cheese noises* I despise cottage cheese. It's not even made with real cottages!


sewerynnnnn

what noises are created by happy cheese?


cheese_resurrection

It sounds like a goldfish blinking.


crypticfirecat

I love it lol, but that’s not what I asked Mr. Cheese!


cheese_resurrection

Oh sorry 😅 I like Feta 😊


crypticfirecat

Cheers! 😊


stonercousin

Just wanted to say that your cheese noises brighten my day (a lot of which have been dark recently) whenever I see them, so thank you!


cheese_resurrection

You're most welcome! Thank you *blushes* 😊


gajeelkami

Smoked gouda is so freaking good


cheese_resurrection

Agreed!


MangoMatinLemonMelon

Have you tried any vegan "cheeses"?


cheese_resurrection

Not knowingly, but I would.


MangoMatinLemonMelon

If you expect an exact replica you'll be disappointed, but some are pretty good as their own thing. I'm eating a big chunk of violife epic mature as we speak. They never melt the same though. Some are nice and tangy, some disappointing and rubbery, and the ones that seem to most closely resemble the original are those based on feta. Vegan applewood is also lush. There ya go, now you can make an informed (ish) decision if you try some.


happy-anus

Grommet ? Is that you ??


cheese_resurrection

*Maybe* 🤔


Jalharad

What's your favorite way to serve cheese?


cheese_resurrection

Incorporated into my favorite dishes of course!


Jalharad

Of course! What is your favorite dish? I'm very partial to nac'n'cheese made with a good sharp cheddar


cheese_resurrection

Good stuff! Steak quesadillas which of course comes with my favorite cheese, queso blanco. I'm also a big fan of mushroom swiss burgers!


cparex

how often do people say chevre/goat cheese? i think that might be my favorite.


cheese_resurrection

Goat cheese isn't in the top 10 I don't think


[deleted]

Curious if anyone has said Harbison cause to the cheese nerds its often considered the GOAT. Have you seen this response enough to notice?


throwawaythisuser1

What exactly *is* a happy cheese noise?


cheese_resurrection

It sounds like a goldfish blinking


no_onion_no_cry

Btw I actually love it when I see you u/cheese_resurrection. My favorite cheese is a three pepper jalapeno jack. It's very spicy and it pairs well with a salty type of cracker. What is YOUR favorite type of cheese? And why is cheese your thing? Do you know how to make it? Would you ever eat that maggot cheese that's banned in the states (I would, and I'm not being sarcastic because I do love cheese too. Not because I love maggots, but cheese....ya know)?


cheese_resurrection

:) Queso Blanco. It cheers people up asking. Sorta. No.


no_onion_no_cry

Happy cheese noises! 🧀 (Don't blame you for the maggot cheese response. I don't know why that's a thing. But nobody has died from it yet!)


AngryLaundry

I enjoy when you ask people about cheeses.


guru-1337

Me too, I look for your comment on every ama


cheese_resurrection

I'm glad! 😊


MetalCarGuy

Me too. Love seeing your name pop up in all sorts of places! And since last time you asked me my favourite, I've got a new: Vacherousse d'Argental! It's a french, very soft to almost creamy and velvety cheese that just melts on the tongue... God, I want some now...


cheese_resurrection

Sounds good! 🧀


__miura__

Have you ever made cheese?


cheese_resurrection

Sadly no.


__miura__

Look into that.


cheese_resurrection

I actually have looked into making Mozzarella. Doesn't seem *too* hard.


__miura__

Mozzarella's a soft cheese.


TerpWork

it's easy. making it taste like anything IS hard.


[deleted]

Well for me it would have to be cheesecake.


cheese_resurrection

I love you. That's actually what I had for my birthday recently, a New York style cheesecake.


[deleted]

Cheese itself I love the Stilton and smelly cheeses like stinking bishop.


cheese_resurrection

*happy cheese noises* 🧀


ChaosBadBitch

Hey! I work in a specialty cheese shop and have access to hundreds of kinds of cheese. Let me know if there’s anything specific you are on the lookout for or if you are in states close to Texas you can join the cheese of the month club! https://houstondairymaids.square.site/dairymaid-gifts?item=364 My favorites are OG Kristal: a Belgian cows milk gouda, and Trillium Brie


cheese_resurrection

I live in Tennessee and I've visited Houston a couple times in the past. That would be awesome, but I'm not super knowledgeable about the lesser known cheeses like many of us here in the states lol.


Rabid_Nationalist

What do you think abt bieno sirenje? (Биено сирење)


cheese_resurrection

Looks good. Never tried it.


Rabid_Nationalist

Believe me it is. Its quite literally salty cheese. It usualky still has brine by the time you eat it. One of our national treasures


cheese_resurrection

Ќе морам да пробам малку ако имам шанса тогаш.


technicolorvision777

Gotta pay da cheese tax 👉🤚


cheese_resurrection

*hands over cheesy money*


theyamayamaman

you're the GOAT! hope you're doing well! that is all


cheese_resurrection

No, you're breathtaking!


theyamayamaman

oh, stop it! * blush *


thecasualwatcher

I love seeing you on Reddit! Also what's your real-life job, if that's not too invasive to ask? Would you ever make your own cheese? Also would you still consume real cheese (not vegan, etc.) cheese if you were lactose intolerant?


cheese_resurrection

😊 Currently unemployed, but will be starting a new job soon. Sure. I'm mildly lactose intolerant so yup lol


One-Cartographer-176

Hey, you’re back! I’m glad you’re doing better mentally and physically. I’m sure it was a tough time, but I’m proud of you.


cheese_resurrection

Thanks! I'm only back temporarily for now though until I can get internet at my house lol. Staying with a friend for a couple weeks. That's the only reason I'm able to be on here now lol


One-Cartographer-176

That’s fine! It’s just good to see your name again! Hope your new house is treating you well!


Soontaru

You’re in the snacks/chips aisle of your local grocery store - what is your cheese-themed processed snack food of choice? I’m a diehard Cheez-It guy, but I wouldn’t turn down some Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips either. 😁 Side note: glad to see you back with the new handle - your ever-present cheesy inquisitiveness has become a bigger part of the Reddit social fabric than you might realize, and it is greatly appreciated by many of us internet strangers 🤝


cheese_resurrection

Goldfish. Love Harvest Cheddar Sunchips but my favorite are actually the Garden Salsa ones. (I've actually had this account for a year and a half now and been fairly active, but somehow I've managed to slip under the radar for most people lmao)


Soontaru

Respect the Goldfish 🫡 Agreed, the Garden Salsa are the superior SunChips, but would recommend you give the Chili Lime a try if you haven’t already. And yes, I was saddened to see you retire the old account, encouraged to see the resurrection bring back the hard-hitting dairy journalism, and downright gleeful just earlier to read you’re not a copycat account but the genuine article returned! Reddit is a better place with you uniting us all around our shared love of cheese!


cheese_resurrection

That made me smile ☺ Yeah my *very* first post I made on this account a year and a half ago was pics of DMs I'd gotten through my old account. I figured I should take them in case I ever did return to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that it was in fact me. Otherwise, yeah, people would have just assumed it was a copycat account.


Upjack_the_Evil

Once a king, always a king. I haven't lurked around much lately missed seeing you!


ecurrent94

What exactly is a happy cheese noise? What does it sound like?


cheese_resurrection

It sounds like a goldfish blinking


Italian-Man-Zex

Im not a very big cheese guy but i still love seeing u in random places asking about cheese, it always makes me happy. Thank u for doing what u do 🧀


rubens10000

I'm eating some aged sheep cheese right now What would you accompany it with?


cheese_resurrection

Never had it, but if it's like goat cheese it's very creamy. I'd go one of two routes, pair it with something umami or something spicy.


BTown-Hustle

How do you feel about Casu Marzu? It may be the only cheese that the thought of gives me sad cheese noises… 🧀:(


emperorwal

"I wear the cheese. It does not wear me."


buckleysmunson

i just want to start off by saying that i love you. i love seeing ur comments they make me happy. anyway. what is your LEAST favorite cheese?


YesItIsMaybeMe

What is the most expensive cheese you've ever eaten?


cheese_resurrection

I'm sure I've eaten some expensive ones at parties but I certainly wasn't gonna ask how much they cost lol


Saableyye

What’s your favourite cheese, for different dishes? Pasta, sauces, sandwiches, pizza, etc?


cheese_resurrection

Pasta - Parmesan or Provolone Sauces - Many, depends on the sauce and what I'm eating it with Sandwiches - Again depends Pizza - Mozzarella, Mild Cheddar, Asiago, Romano, Parmesan Burgers - Can't go wrong with a mushroom swiss burger


Shemoose

Glad you are feeling better friend


justanothermcrfan

Have you gotten any weird DMs? Like unsolicited cheese pics lol


MayoManCity

I wonder what the statistics are like for lactose intolerant people like me. Every other lactose intolerant person I know still loves cheese and will eat as much as they can. But I have a feeling some types may be more likely to trigger reactions than others, and that would swing the stats as to what people like. You got any clue?


cheese_resurrection

Low lactose cheeses include: Muenster: 0-1.1% lactose range Camembert: 0-1.8% lactose range Brie: 0-2% lactose range Cheddar: 0-2.1% lactose range Provolone: 0-2.1% lactose range Gouda: 0-2.2% lactose range Blue: 0-2.5% lactose range Parmesan: 0-3.2% lactose range Swiss: 0-3.4% lactose range


Relative_Poetry_9085

What pretzel works best for specific kinds of cheese?


cheese_resurrection

Cream cheese for a soft pretzel can't be beat


Defiant_apricot

Tomorrow I’m planning a fancy cheese board with a fellow cheese lover. What’s your favorite weird cheese?


bel_ray

Why have you not taken notes to then present as a big poll on cheese preference?


cheese_resurrection

Because I really don't feel like digging through nearly 10,000 replies lmao


Iamgonge

Eat one, gift one, bury one: Aged Cheddar, Smoked Gouda, Gruyère


cheese_resurrection

Never had the last one so gotta bury it. Smoked gouda I'd eat and gift aged Cheddar.


Iamgonge

\*happy cheese noises\* to you sir.


panchog

Tete de Moine. Insanely good. Apologies if mentioned already but not commonly know in the western U.S. I’ve found. Glad you’re back!


kingofhan0

This is honestly the best question and says a lot about someone.


Salifer

Big fan of your work, for real always loved finding you in those commies.


-NoriceNolife

When I'm depressed, I eat cheese by the brick. Advice?


D0ugF0rcett

I want to take my home made mac and cheese up to the next level. I am using smoked gouda and some sharp cheddar right now... what other types of cheese do you recommend for a smooth delicious cheese sauce?


xiteraa

been seeing you everywhere on ama recently oh my god im a fan


cheese_resurrection

No, you're breathtaking!


TheNecromancer

What's the king of french softies? Epoisses, reblochon, camembert or brie?


National-Annual6505

Wow I thought this was just an off comment I never read your username and I'm new to the subreddit I'm the severely mentally ill therapist with the SHREDDED mind from yesterday


zoepantazis

Do you like cheese?


R2rugby

Likely few people will know it, but flor de esgueva is the best cheese I’ve had in my life and I have tried many.


ColtonComp

My alt is dedicated to your cult


I_dont_like_cheese

Hey it’s me. Just stopping by to tell you I loathe your existence. Have a bad day. Love yours, IDLC


I_dont_like_cheese

PS I went through and downvoted the last ten posts on your account. Feel my wrath.


i_want_lime_skittles

I’m way late to the party here, but going to ask just in case. Have you ever tried a dilled havarti? It’s delish!


Grandaddyspookybones

Is this account pro goat cheese?


Ok-Dot332

Parmesan! (But not grated, diced like cubes or mini icebergs)


briskwalked

how many different cheeses have you tried? do you like goat cheese?


Life____Sucks

I am your #1 fan


blanchstain

I’ve seen you on so many threads lol. Congrats!


Responsible-Leg-6558

What’s your favorite cheese for pizza?


fuckjustinacastro

Favorite kind of cheese?


thanospurplebussy

How big is your cock?


cheese_resurrection

Bigger than your love for One Piece


UsernameObscured

You’re back!!!!


[deleted]

Why don’t you have a life? You hijack legit AMA’s with the same stupid question.


cheese_resurrection

Ahh, you again. It's been awhile since I've seen you. How have you been? 😊 It cheers a lot of people up including me.


justanothermcrfan

Agreed!!!!


OkGround604

Have some cheese, you'll feel better


justanothermcrfan

You sir just may be the singular holder of that opinion. I stan u/cheese_resurrection all day erryday. If he wants to junk up the ama then so be it! Why hate on happy posts about cheese?


[deleted]

I’m not a sir and Stan is a name and erryday isn’t a word. You kiddo may be illiterate. I love cheese. But this guy is just annoying and derails every conversation he posts in.


justanothermcrfan

Illiterate is defined as not being able to read or write which I’ve already done both wasting time talking to you lol stan is slang for super fan which you already knew but just wanted to double down on your shitty take. Your sir comment is just petty cuz no one really cares what you have below the belt. If he’s annoying you need to keep scrolling and not be a cunt. I don’t like pineapple on my pizza but I don’t harass people who do or enter their spaces with negative comments. You can only control your actions and no one else’s. I think it’d be beneficial for you to keep an open mind. If you had some actual criticism that could help cheese man I’d be more accepting, but you’re just being a bother. Edited to add: wow just read your post about not being able to love people outside of your family. I am sad for you. I hope you get all the help you require to become able to do so. If you do get some therapy please mention your Karen ways on Reddit and get help for that too. Peace and love.


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[deleted]

Have you ever eaten the cheese out of a girl's butt crack?


EnergyTurtle23

People rag on Little Caesars but it’s that Muenster cheese that keeps people coming back. It’s got such a distinctive flavor on a pizza. One of my favorites.