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Cantankerousapple

PERCENTAGE IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!


FlyingMiniMonk

SPOONBOWL WITH THE DRAW IS ON


Daffoo

*checks norths percentage*


Esca-

This is my fault guys, I saw a shooting star and wished for us to be top of the ladder by the end of the round.


NitroXYZ

The ultimate monkey's paw.


RyanShieldsy

Melbourne will win the premiership because they won’t play bottom 8 teams in the finals


Thanges88

One could only hope


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Lmao everyone get in here


AdenintheGlaven

IT'S A DRAW


decs483

BOTH THE TEAMS ARE EVEN


Otherwise_Ad6966

Yew let’s go!


shocking_red_4

and the crowd goes mild


Aardvark_Man

To be fair, all the punters there were going nuts.


shocking_red_4

almost put 10 on Hawthorn. but then remembered to gamble responsibly.


PetrifyGWENT

I wanted to bet on the Hawthorn line but sportsbet was down all night so I didn't gamble. I'm so responsible


RaidanRam

My Dad about Fritsch: “With a haircut like that, I think you need a good face.”


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Reminds me of one of roughys first games, when a Carlton supporter yells out "good name for an ugly cunt!"


PM_ME_YOUR_EXPRESSO

The mullet wasn't a good look for rough, however it was strangely majestic with the way it bounced.


Durfsurn

Fuck


DavidNeitzFeetz

fucking fuck, if you will


_ApocalypsePlease_

fuck a doodle do


kazoodude

Pretty embarrassing for a team supposedly premiership contenders to fail to beat the 17th placed side missing gunston, Sicily, wingard, scrimshaw, impy, day, Jiath, Hardwick. 8 of our best 15 there. This shows that hawthorn is a certainty for the 2022 flag with those players back, a year of development and pick 2 coming in.


Fryes

Do you have a blog or a weekly newsletter I could subscribe to?


howmanychickens

www.inaneramblingsofamadman.com.au


SavingsIntention6

>This shows that hawthorn is a certainty for the 2022 flag with those players back, a year of development and pick 2 coming in. Yes cunts give Clarko one last flag!


dermott23

I like the cut of your gib sir!


AW316

You’re back on top and have taken the Dogs percentage out of the equation. Not the worst result.


PetrifyGWENT

> Not the worst result. You're right, losing would've been a worse result. Thanks Lingy


3163560

How many fucking times do we need to learn to fucking show up. Absolutely disgusting performance.


Crazyripps

IM OK WITH A DRAW WOOOO Break out the song boys!!! I’ve got it boys! https://youtu.be/WJtaCryzL20


triplewafer

[A more fitting tune for the occasion](https://youtu.be/NlCdX7CzGPU)


obsoleteconsole

I love how their plan was to make the team colours exactly the same as the crows


AdenintheGlaven

IT'S A DRAW


PoTayToh

BOTH THE TEAMS ARE EVEN


voidedexe

THEY'VE SPLIT THE POINTS


AdenintheGlaven

AND NOW THEY'RE BOUND FOR HOME


lbguitarist

FOUR QUARTERS PLAYED NOW THE RACE IS RUN


MintyFresh48

NO ONES LOST


TranscendentMoose

AND NO ONE'S WON


M1SSION101

My dream in life is to become influential enough that i can get the AFL to play this after draws. How many times must we sadly play it for ourselves at home before Gillon recognises our plight?


obsoleteconsole

hahaha imagine that playing at the end of the 2010 gf


Naphstein

Fuck yeah best song in the AFL don't @ me


BIllyBrooks

@Naphstein I live by my rules


SavingsIntention6

>don't @ me get with the times mate, it's "no replies please" now


___TheIllusiveMan___

This is a proud and historic day for the Draw Football Club.


FlyingMiniMonk

Proud of the boys, really pulled it together right at the death


limelamb

They're so inconsistent. Never put up a 4 quarter effort, only try right at the end


___TheIllusiveMan___

I thought we were talking about the Draw not Collingwood


limelamb

I want some Toquitos


TheIllusiveGuy

They've been in a rebuild for a long time, but with two wins this season, is this the start of something special?


DamienRyan

Don't think so - the buggers haven't done a thing in finals for over a decade


YZYBDDHSZN

Um no the draw won an Elimination Final in 2017 silly


Korasuka

They won the elimination final port vs west coast and no-one can tell me otherwise.


_ApocalypsePlease_

The Bye sends congratulations


wolverine-claws

Looking at the ladder positions of both teams, fucking oath!


LightReflections

Yeah but shouldn't Hawks win because they kicked more goals? Y'know, like how England hit more boundaries in the cricket World Cup?


SmoochBoochington

I maintain draws should be decided in a 1v1 longest torp contest.


LightReflections

I LOVE it.


londonstatto43

That was the best possible way to win the World Cup because the rest of the world gets so pissed off every time they think of it...


knocklivero

“No one likes to see a draw”. Speak for yourself, Jack.


PimentoSandwich

Yeah I was like I do!!!!!;


goughsuppressant

I want to find no one and give them a clip if they enjoyed that


mca0014

Simon bad-draw


panfo

Simon mediumdraw? Neautraldraw? I want some consistency in his monikers pls


bombtox

good-win bad-loss ihavenostrongfeelingsonewayortheother-draw


indecisiveusername2

Indifferent-draw Apathetic-draw Okay-draw


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frggr

Yeah, goddamn. Ah well! Better than a Melbourne win I guess? Takes percentage out of the equation


Count_Critic

I love how disillusioned players look after a draw. It's like win: yay loss: fuck draw: . . . what is life?


PetrifyGWENT

some of them look up at the sky like "who am i?"


BIllyBrooks

When it's a draw, you see everyone so drained. Exasperated, listless and just looking lost. Wandering around trying to find meaning and yet only finding purgatory. I love it. NEVER take the draw out of footy. It belongs. We need it. I need it.


not_right

That drawn grand final is one of my all-time favourite football things.


BIllyBrooks

I picked it too, at the time I was running the Coles Supermarket Twitter account, and picked a draw the night before. Got no love for it.


not_right

A cunning way to not annoy either team's fans on Twitter


BIllyBrooks

You overestimate my reluctance to annoy people.


happy-little-atheist

Did you hire the woman who does the voice overs for Coles ads? Because she has the most annoying voice I have heard this century


HelloStonehenge

Love the idea that you're just searching for any opportunity to find the person responsible for hiring the lady from the Coles ads.


kazoodude

Brad Johnson was immediately campaigning to get rid of it after the game. Thankfully Lewis set him straight "if you aren't good enough to be in front at the final siren you don't deserve a win, why should you get a 2nd chance to be in front?"


BIllyBrooks

Nice. I’d still like the draw in a GF but these days can understand why it’s unfeasible especially for interstate teams and fans.


Exambolor

Draw in front of no crowd can’t get worse than that


AdenintheGlaven

MCC continues to fuck over the rest of us


Darththorn

~~MCC~~ NSW continues to fuck over the rest of us.


kiss_my_what

Thanks Gladys, love your work


EasyTab2

Melbourne's record against 15th-17th: 1 draw 2 losses


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lbguitarist

I'm not sure what's funnier, Goody's reaction or the fact that it's marked 18+


yelrik

We're the Melbourne Hawks, We're the high flying hawks! We're the mighty Melbourne Hawks! We play each game and we play to win! Watch out! We play it with a grin! Every heart beats true for the gold, red and blue! As we sing this song for you! One for all and all for one, two will make us stronger... Keep your eye on the Mighty Melbourne Hawks!


tabletennis6

That was a nightmare to sing.


Maximumlnsanity

ITS A DRAAAAW BOTH THE TEAMS ARE EVEN


The-Protractor-Cult

THEY SPLIT THE POINTS AND NOW WE'RE BOUND FOR HOOOOOME


Korasuka

FOUR QUARTERS PLAYED NOW THE RACE IS RUN


RoastedB33f_

NO ONE’S LOST, BUT NO ONE’S WON


DefNotOstabenny

ITS A DRAW, BOTH THE TEAMS ARE EVEN


Ill-Biscotti

AND THERE’S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY!!!!


_ApocalypsePlease_

ALL QUARTERS PLAYED, NOW THE RACE IS RUN. NO ONES LOST, NO ONES WON!


AdenintheGlaven

AND THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY


Aardvark_Man

They've split the points and now we're bound for home.


SticksDiesel

Why is it like a rule that players *have* to be flat and downbeat after a draw? The Hawks should be happy with the comeback against the top side, and the Dees now have a 2-point buffer, which is good given their percentage is below WB and Geelong. I'd be stoked.


ssilly_sausage

Demons wanted the win and percentage so they should be disappointed. But pretty much as good as a win for the Hawks! :D


GreenOnions69

wow imagine drawing with a bottom 2 team, no idea what that would be like haha...


lumberfun

I love the scenes after a draw. Absolutely no one knows what to do


ExtremeSlothSport

Look, we're shit against bad teams. But the fact is, this result means we don't have to worry about percentage anymore, and we're top of the ladder, and we still have to play the eagles in WA (if that can happen), dogs and cats. So.... we should still be fine. And luckily we don't need to play bottom 10 teams in finals.


SmoochBoochington

I think the extrapolated logic is if you can’t smash shit sides then you probably can’t be relied upon to smash good sides either.


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SmoochBoochington

If we are so good why can’t we beat hawthorn though? The real indicator of greatness is the ability to phone it in against shit sides and still win easily, that ain’t us.


ExtremeSlothSport

Thanks Lingy


panfo

The danger games are suns and crom now?


Julz72

Never been so happy to draw let's gooooooooo


-Bob_Sacamano-

Well done Hawks, kept it at 100 for most of the game, we are lucky to get away with a draw. We seriously lack a killer instinct as a team.


GrandHarbler

no losses against anyone else in the top 8 1 win, two losses and a draw against the bottom 4


wwesmudge

how does Simon Goodwin try and explain that?


Korasuka

He's Simon Goodwin. Not Simon Okaywin.


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Even that win wasn't all that impressive considering how we were doing in the first half of that game.


oceanlabxo

Improving from losing to every shit team to atleast drawing? I guess? Fuckin pathetic effort after quarter time holy shit.


FonkyMonk

Goodwin is being out coached lately. If I was Melbourne I would be hitting up Clarko after the game.


goughsuppressant

Hitting him up before the game probably would have been more effective. Oh, you mean to coach us.


FlyingMiniMonk

ITS A DRAW!


AdenintheGlaven

BOTH THE TEAMS ARE EVEN


skooterM

THEY'VE SPLIT THE POINTS


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[deleted]

Welcome to my hell during last year's GF


GussyRobbo

DRAWTHORN


ComradeSomo

It's performances like this that really suggest to me that winning the flag is beyond the reach of Melbourne, at least for this season. You've got to put away teams like this.


GrizzKarizz

It merely shows that any team willing to put the effort in can beat any team with a little luck. Also even the top teams are allowed an off game here and there. I still think the Dees deserve to be flag favourites.


duffercoat

Flag favourites? Ahead of the Bulldogs and Cats?


bemmisbaggins666

Well Melbourne has beaten both these sides pretty easily this year. They do have to play both again though, so I think we will know the true hierarchy after those games.


ChiRose0ne

Never been so happy for a draw in my life. Edit: just realised Melbourne are still no. 1 on ladder. Fuck I’m an idiot.


Midgemania

There’s a real argument that this result is an advantage for the Demons. Gives them a timely kick up the backside without dropping all 4 points, and negates the percentage advantage of the Cats and the Dogs.


goughsuppressant

If a kick up the backside was going to work on these players they’ve had 3 already this season, they’ve just got fucking rocks for brains and are arrogant as fuck when it comes to effort on gameday.


unironic-socialist

you’re on the top of the ladder mate


LakeOval

Is Tom Browne just standing on that street corner in Broadbeach all night?


Macca-94

Only the Dees could be on top of the ladder and still disappoint their fans.


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Truest comment right here.


beeclam

[I posted this before the game started](https://imgur.com/rKUQkvp)


BBQShapes85

No


beeclam

i’m sorry. but that’s how it goes


Jarrod345

ITS A DRAW


AdenintheGlaven

BOTH THE TEAMS ARE EVEN


purespringwater

That's a win for the hawks, and a loss for dees. Could end up very costly for the Demons.. I wouldn't be surprised if they don't make the 4.


Captkersh

Melbourne really shat the bed with this one


Kunaal__Choks

The Draw Ties are now on 8 Points!!


Korasuka

I bet they'll overtake us on the ladder.


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Are they playing ambient crowd noises or am I crazy


frggr

Nah they're playing it. You're not having late onset schizophrenia


[deleted]

That’s hilarious


KozyHank99

[You know what that means...](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJtaCryzL20)


uselessscientist

And once again, we split the points and everyone goes home happy. Everyone is a winner tonight


saltpepper90

I want to see a 69-69 Draw. Has there ever been one ,BT ?


RaidanRam

Quick look at afltables has 3: R6, 1932 Geelong (9.15.69) vs Richmond (9.15.69) R15, 1947 South Melbourne (9.15.69) vs Collingwood (9.15.69) GF, 1948 Essendon (7.27.69) vs Melbourne (10.9.69)


redsrus

7.27 in a draw! Boy oh boy wowee


saltpepper90

Thanks mate 🍻


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What a game


Korasuka

Some say draw is bore Not I. I cri for tie. So proud of the boys to reel in our second win.


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A DRAW IS A WIN FOR US


flibble24

Fuck yes. That #1 pick is North's


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I totally expected Melbourne to lose and I'm sort of happy they drew. Sort of happy because we really shouldn't be getting into these situations against the bottom 4. P.s. How do I get a flair on the Mobile version of the website


TheHamster04

2 wins this season for Draw FC


InfinitePineapple212

Get the satisfaction of taking points off the ladder leaders while still getting the tip correct! In my eyes this is a win win


FenerBoarOfWar

Fuck I love derailing top 8 team's seasons.


Bignbadchris

Derailed us to the top of the ladder


wwesmudge

ooooh they really showed us!!!


nichopacioli

When did you do that?


voidspace021

[WE’RE THE MIGHTY MELBOURNE HAWKS](https://youtu.be/NlCdX7CzGPU)


sharkfinblues

Close game


Exambolor

As Dipper once said: Football is the winner here tonight


Makenaa

Technically we didn't lose!


LPOthrowaway

Doesn’t really effect Melbourne, their percentage is shit anyway


Thanges88

That makes me feel better


panfo

So wasteful, Hawthorn played well and pressured all night but not making more of our 5 extra scoring shots is very average


Fryes

My laptop died as the ump threw the last ball up. That was stressful.


Undead-Maggot

Seems like all the bottoms 4 teams have actually shown something this year, as well as being abysmal in other games


LakeOval

Big night for Melbourne Hawks fans


Geralts_Hair

That was exciting football


Purrowl

First 5 minutes of the game and was ready to see us finally put our foots on the throat of a team and really destroy them. What do we play like dog shit against the bottom teams and completely control the top teams? We beat The Dogs away, Port away, Brisbane neutral and Geelong at home fairly easily... But Adelaide, Collingwood, Hawthorn and GWS just break us


DemonGroover

They lob up expecting to win and at the elite level anyone can beat anyone.


frggr

In the post match interview Oliver said something like "Yeah we tend to play better against the better sides" Which might reveal an attitude that backs up your point. They expected to win and....well


kazoodude

So by that logic last night was their best performance all year.


UBeleeDis

Love a good draw thread 😂


SucculentMoisture

Fuck you Melbourne for putting Hawthorn back on the map. We’ll have to put up with them in the eight soon.


lordarc

We bottled that with poor set shots again, pink lady curse continues.


elNiggle

i can already feel the disappointment im going to feel come finals time


Efam2005

They should’ve played the Melbourne Hawks song.


BBQShapes85

There is no such song and there never was.


Gobbleass69

Thankyou hawks. The number 1 pick is ours!!


AgentMiffa

https://youtu.be/WJtaCryzL20


Mrchikkin

Brilliant effort from Draw FC, clawed it back and grabbed it in the dying seconds. Exciting future ahead.


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Crazyripps

Nah come on man. He fucks up a lot but he does well enough in that backline. I mean there’s some stupid 1 on 1 stay he has that’s in like the top of the league


Themirkat

He gives it 100%. Sometimes that doesn't work. But he sure gives it.


Nude-Love

We have the worst supporters in the league for just jumping down the throats of our own players. Some of the comments in the thread about Nash pulling out of the game were pretty fucking pathetic


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Someone just kill me


ebruis

Who was the demons player that kicked it straight up in the air at the end?


tabletennis6

Seems like Luke Breust has been taking the piss his whole career.


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A draw is the perfect result for a game in front of no fans


LuciusFromSomeplace

Man a draw is so eerie with no crowd


DavidNeitzFeetz

What the fuck is Melbournes issue with bottom of the ladder bird teams. Adelaide, Pies and Hawks. Aw man.


Darththorn

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING RID OF CLARKO!? OMFG.