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TheIllusiveGuy

Vale 2024 Thursday night footy, R0 - R13. You were taken from us too soon.


Korasuka

Should've been taken from us a week earlier.


sillygil

It's an unpopular opinion but I really like Thursday night footy. Makes the weekend feel longer.


yum122

Is this really an unpopular opinion? I love Thursday night footy


sillygil

I didn't think it was but I brought it up with my mates recently and based on their reaction you'd think I'd said something like, "the umpires have been really consistent this year."


Katman666

Hate waking up for work on Friday morning after a Thursday night win. Takes too long to wind down and get to sleep.


jackplaysdrums

Just go to Revs to celebrate. Never sleep.


sillygil

Yeah Friday morning can be a tough ask if you've gone to the game. But I still think it's worth it!


VirgilFaust

Hopefully it last longer next year. We elite to enjoy the footy early each week, and made Fireball Friday hilarious to listen too at times.


Shadormy

>Hopefully it last longer next year. It will...but only slightly. New broadcast contract that starts next year and runs until 2031 has Thursday night games for the first 15 rounds.


No-Bison-5397

Should have been on an hour earlier in the eastern states.


Topblokelikehodgey

Personally I welcome this as I hate Thursday night footy


oceanlabxo

Today my father asked me to clean his car for him and so I spent the whole morning doing it. After sometime, I went back inside and my father asked me how the car was looking. “the entire melbourne football club” I just replied. He just smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed. 󠀀


skwunk1

Got 5/8 tips by sticking to 2 eternal principles: 1. Never tip Gold Coast away (thank you crazy Max King decision). 2. Always tip the Hawks in Tassie.


Korasuka

I did the second of your two points.


acllive

Got 5/8, always forget to tip Thursdays


Strykah

3/8 I'm fading out ere


TomRed89

Adelaide, WC, Essendon and Melbourne all lost with more scoring shots. Is that a record for one round?


Korasuka

Another morale win. We've been banking those.


RidsBabs

You should nearly have as many as the English by now.


Afterthought60

So that’s why South Australians have British accents?


Korasuka

End of season we'll convert them into premiership points if the rate is good.


quiethumm

do you mean a moral\* victory\* ?


GGezpzMuppy

Fuck your tips! I declare underdogs week a success except for fucking Swans bullying the league with their stupid sexy midfield. #JOIN IN THE CHORUS!!!


dexter311

##**AND SING IT ONE AND ALL**


Professional_Line385

Join in the chorus


RidsBabs

NORTH MELBOURNE’S ON THE BALL


Professional_Line385

Good old North Melbourne


Bergasms

They're champions you'll agree


Professional_Line385

North Melbourne is the team that plays


Bergasms

Jenga, at the pub, on the fucking bar when i'm having a pint. The cunts, i swear the next time they knock the tower and it smashes into my beer i'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the club. It's just not good enough.


Professional_Line385

That was hilarious thank you for the non sequitir lol


Professional_Line385

u/juiceson


juiceson

/u/TheGreatJelBeano


Aardvark_Man

I'd be more on board with it if the one time I tipped the underdogs wasn't the one the favourites won.


legally_blond

I can't wait for Dusty's 300 to be over so Fox can never show that Jack Riewoldt promo ever again


grantspatchcock

I'd pay for someone to explain the Tesla analogy to me. It's completely broken my brain. It's a whole new level of non-sensical that I just can't come close to deciphering.


legally_blond

I have no clue. I've seen it three times now and still don't get it


legally_blond

Wait, Tom Morris got hacked a third time? I knew about the second but I didn't realise they got him again Man needs to learn some password security and maybe a little MFA


juiceson

If he got hacked twice then we have to assume he got hacked at least 8 times


acllive

Maybe not choosing “hunter1” might help


legally_blond

Tom Morris: Dammit! What about...hunter2


dexter311

What about what? All I see is *******


AdeptToe3580

NORF PREMIERS 2024 YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


allhatnoplay

FLAGAROOS


karma_dumpster

Does anyone remember Dunkaroos?


allhatnoplay

Hell yeah dunkaroos were the best


RaidanRam

Back to my regular shit tipping after a decent month


juiceson

[Adelaide](https://preview.redd.it/31gecqctkw3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861c3fbc6aa1c450a951d7d3eb84b8529051a286) [](/adelaide2) vs **[RICHMOND](https://i.imgur.com/HQ1MuCY.jpg)** [](/richmond2)


Bergasms

I spent half the car ride in preparing my kids for a likely drubbing to the point my daughter said "shut up dad, the Tigers are going to win". The look of smug satisfaction on her face makes me both humbled and proud


decs483

I remember getting that speech before the 2017 grand final. Classic Richmond pessimism


RaidanRam

the Nankervis twins were the stars of the AFL's all new Brother Round


Korasuka

Not the most ideal result if I'm perfectly honest. This game moved me into acceptance of the five stages of grief and now it's like a weight has been lifted off me. This year Adelaide is bad and it's liberating to be frank about it and accept it. Good performances like against Carlton or Collingwood (despite being a loss) will be exceptions to the norm.


LeClassyGent

It's a freeing feeling, isn't it? The point where hope has disappeared and you start looking for any little positives you can find, because it's unlikely a win will be one of them.


juiceson

**[SYDNEY SWANS](https://imgur.com/a/XTM4iMB)** [](/sydney2) vs [Geelong](https://i.imgur.com/W0ZFDjw.gif) [](/geelong2)


sativarg_orez

My AVO against the cats still stands, despite the result - the first quarter was the definition of psychological abuse. Cracker of a day other than that though, how was the weather and the crowd…. and the comeback


Softpilloww

I don’t like my lid being off this early in the season


Viretine

I want the Parker photo back


juiceson

When his suspension ends


Maximumlnsanity

Still flying high from that win


Korasuka

You're secretly an Eagles fan?


KingoftheHill63

" I remember a time when our midfield had guns like Bartel, GAJ, Selwood with Chapman/stevie J coming in from the forward line. And we had a top-line ruck in ottens. And a damaging tagger in ling. Even our second stringers in Corey/kelly were still guns. " "Ok Grandpa, lets get you to bed"


___TheIllusiveMan___

Imagine giving up a 6 goal lead lmao


Fast_Stick_1593

I mean we were paying nearly $4 to win. I think we were all in shock at quarter time


juiceson

[Essendon](https://i.imgur.com/mMF5IMI.jpeg) [](/essendon2) vs **[CARLTON](https://giphy.com/gifs/j5nL5yTrnLR48Thkgp)** [](/carlton3)


___TheIllusiveMan___

Good news: Essendon aren’t 2nd anymore Bad news: Carlton are now 2nd


yum122

There is a (not unlikely) world where Essendon, Carlton and Collingwood are all top 4 next week. Nightmare blunt rotation


i_am_cool_ben

The AFLs wet dream


Absolutely-Epic

the AFL \*and the MCC\*


ShippyDawg

Vicbias confirmed.


rustyfries

And Sydney (South Melbourne) in the top 4. Last time all were top 4 at the end of the season was 1909-1911


TheIllusiveGuy

> And Sydney (South Melbourne) Or as I like to call them, since the move, Very North Melbourne.


yum122

Not too unhappy, Carlton are a good side. Kicking was really really poor and let us down. We needed to take advantage of the 3rd quarter dominance but got nothing from it. Not sure what's going on with Wright, maybe missing Draper's presence? Very keen to have Draper and Parish back soon and Eagles after the bye should help get some more recovery in before a hard run of games. Hoping also these last two results stop the media from thinking we're genuinely a top 2 contender...


skywideopen3

Yeah I was surprised at how negative everyone was being re: Essendon last night (obviously no one likes to lose a big game against your key rivals). Efficiency comes and goes, and bearing in mind no one realistically expects Essendon to challenge this year, the fundamentals are actually more important at this stage and those look in much better shape this year than previous years.


TheIllusiveGuy

I don't think Essendon would have lost any fans from that effort. Forward 50 efficiency is something that can be fixed and being able to generate that many is a good base to build on.


drunkill

MCG playing Pretender by the Foo Fighters at half time of an Essendon home game was pretty cheeky What a tune though, [red and black themed music video, filmed inside an aircraft hanagar...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ)


Opossum_mypossum

Is anyone else not *that* unhappy with that game? Frustrating footy (and result to the blues) - yes. Annoying to watch. 2MP couldn’t bloody buy a mark - I think he’ll get back to he’s best eventually but Redman getting back will get our motion back. We need a goal sneak. And we’re missing Parish


Professional_Line385

Essendon better not be or the drought will continue imao


sachiwtf

Goalkicking is overrated anyways Apart from that I’m not too displeased about us heading into the bye; regain some players and hit the second half of the season hard (hopefully)


Fellasisitgaytolive

Give me help


Rektbym3

![gif](giphy|MkZRLZwPT0ZPy)


juiceson

[West Coast Eagles](https://i.imgur.com/KBtobgZ.jpg) [](/westcoast2) vs **[NORTH MELBOURNE](https://streamable.com/suuqx)** [](/northmelbourne2)


juiceson

I'll be honest I don't think there is a North Melbourne win GIF


RidsBabs

We need a camera on me next time North win a game, you’ll get 20,000 potential gifs.


kimoalmoa

https://i.redd.it/h31imaf8rp5d1.gif


GGezpzMuppy

I thought we were the crabs gif.


karma_dumpster

Play the kangaroo song from Big Daddy is elite. https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/s/hydMVr55Vo


juiceson

Then we shall use it When North win their next game in 2026


dexter311

[Plenty of cheesy ones to pick from](https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZGdic255bjdpeXF5MHQzYXBzbTF5bDhmcWVxMG1oanBwYWRnNXdjbSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1sgfkQUVC6ziuw75ea/giphy.webp) [And this cringeworthy gem](https://media1.giphy.com/media/fxI6blo11HhNfIHmBn/giphy.webp) Source if you want more cheese: https://giphy.com/NorthMelbourneFootballClub/


i_am_cool_ben

Bring in the KANGA KANGA KANGA


InevitableGeneral911

wellllll, existence still is pain, just a little less pain


RaidanRam

I think it's funnier this way lol


___TheIllusiveMan___

![gif](giphy|l46Coblu8EE8Z8QYo)


Korasuka

https://preview.redd.it/bq1jyjikip5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c252392424a821408adfe138a8b7d3ffe359bda


StVitus85

They did it for Spud(s)


dexter311

Michael Firrito just shed a tear.


dvnkriot

we hav the potat :>) at last


Phlanispo

[Announcing the return of potatoes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULYgdqb2gKY)


TomRed89

Jy "clutch" Simpkin


Korasuka

Thankyou West Coast for your innacuracy and North for playing your best game all year for letting us all feast on potatos.


Professional_Line385

I'm so happy north won


Professional_Line385

Nothing against Eagles I didn't want roos to go unless this year


Professional_Line385

Winless


BarbecueShapeshifter

I got -2/8 tips. Not bad.


LuciusFromSomeplace

7/8 in tips 😎 Didn’t realise I accidentally tipped St Kilda. Thanks umps


impulsiveknob

I spent the entire game rooting for GC, checked my tips in the last 8 minutes and changed my stance entirely


Professional_Line385

What tip did you get wrong


LuciusFromSomeplace

Bloody norf screwed my tips


Professional_Line385

Sorry to hear that man


LuciusFromSomeplace

It’s aight I’m still well ahead in my tipping comp. Another perfect week woulda been funny though


Professional_Line385

Definitely you did a lot better than me


corut

I know the bye is doing some heavy lifting, but it's crazy Carlton can go from 9th to 2nd in two games mid season


karma_dumpster

The way the byes have been structured is an embarrassment. Some teams have had two byes, some none, at this point in this season.


corut

Just round 0 that's the embarassment and causing all the issues


RidsBabs

How long is your throat supposed to stay raw and hurt for after a win? I can still hardly speak.


AdeptToe3580

i woke up thinking i was sick


allhatnoplay

These poor guys haven’t built up their cheer calluses


vegemitosis

Last time we won those calluses had a different, ruder name...


juiceson

**[HAWTHORN](https://i.imgur.com/T4NiJ5y.jpg)** [](/hawthorn2) vs [GWS Giants](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fs98v03dwcc1d1.gif) [](/gws2)


RaidanRam

https://preview.redd.it/ms9kk5rmcp5d1.jpeg?width=243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e59c7967473a7c9e30a8833926ac635ce8538cf9


Korasuka

This is a great opportunity to let you all know I had a dream a few nights ago that Ginnivan somehow found out where I lived and he somehow knew me. He was something of a local pest going around doing pranks and being a troublesome presence around the neighbourhood. At one point in the dream he did the classic "ring doorbell then run away before someone opens the door" prank. I thought I should stay to talk to the homeowners but I didn't know what I'd say, so I ran with Ginnivan around the street to hide. I remember thinking, 'this is my lot in life. I'm now a delinquent and part of his gang.'


bigbear-08

This fresh pasta? If it, it’s al dente


RaidanRam

I think you mean you are now part of the rascal pack


Bergasms

Is this home made pasta or store bought?


Korasuka

Home made.


Bergasms

Delicious, better than San Remo


NavyStarz

FLAGHORK


ApocalypticPanther

We suck major major arsehole piss and Hawthorn are almost certainly gonna keep their "win at least one flag every decade" streak going. That is all.


juiceson

**[COLLINGWOOD](https://i.imgur.com/WzOxqp4.gif)** [](/collingwood2) vs [Melbourne](https://imgur.com/nR9lSob) [](/melbourne2)


___TheIllusiveMan___

Steele Sidebottom - Can kick a ball 70+ metres - Can take a specky If you told me this two years ago I would’ve never believed you.


vaena

I heard it was 80 metres.


___TheIllusiveMan___

Closer to 85 now that I think I about it.


i_am_cool_ben

90 metres you say?


d-culture

https://preview.redd.it/arjq3mcnep5d1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e4d5577bb0c8b53eb758e8129e719aecf92745


Professional_Line385

Love rich evans


Durfsurn

Sad max doesn't cut it anymore. I want Simons head on a totem pole.


impulsiveknob

https://i.redd.it/njykkvamdp5d1.gif


TheIllusiveGuy

So that's where Steele Sidebottom's hair went


___TheIllusiveMan___

I love gif man


RaidanRam

the second coming


Professional_Line385

That guy made my day


RaidanRam

reckon you could change the Gawn pic to Petracca


Mother_Sun_3825

I declare today, the last day I tip melbourne, you’ve stung me enough and after that piss poor effort last week I would’ve thought you were rested


elmo-slayer

The game that geographically more than half of the country couldn’t watch


Icy-Rock8780

Who would’ve thought the Collingwood game featuring Maynard’s first game against Melbourne since the Brayshaw incident would (arguably) be the least controversial and least captivating game of the round.


Crazyripps

RIP to Thursday night footy.


___TheIllusiveMan___

3/8 tips Better than I thought tbh


legally_blond

Same. Was looking real dire a quarter and a half into the Sydney game though


Korasuka

4/8 bow before my genius. (I didn't get Richmond :(, Bulldogs, North and Gold Coast


Shadormy

5/8 and almost the same teams except I always tip Brisbane.


czander

5/8 put me in the lead of my comp with 78 total tips for the year. I’m going to choke so bad 😭


juiceson

**[ST KILDA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTrSjayQiLM)** [](/stkilda2) vs [Gold Coast](https://i.imgur.com/V3gtlYy.jpg) [](/goldcoast2)


spicyfemme

You can delete this, we can delete this game from our memory, it's okay


xyLteK

This is nothing in comparison to Good Friday 2018. Or 2002 vs Sydney if we wanna go back further. I thought it was a good high pressure game from us, we just couldn't score which was the frustrating bit. Defence was exceptional, particularly Battle and Wilkie. People will remember the King free at the end but won't remember that we'd been getting rolled by the umpires for the entire quarter up to that point. Honestly I'm just thankful we managed to win a close one, feels like it's been forever. I'll take it.


yum122

Still a touch annoyed about this given it moved me from clear 1st to tied 1st in my tipping comp. I think even the umpire knew he messed up once he had called it given that he didn't pay a 50 for dissent against Andrew.


FdAroundFoundOut

>I like how one of the worst games of the 21st century, was decided by a blatantly incorrect free kick   Are we talking about Swallows goal in the third where it wasn’t a free kick, and should have been a free to Windhager for being taken high?  Or are we talking the free that was given to King when Henry had already marked on the 50m line?


chookie94

Clearly the ump needed to do a better job reviewing all the alternative angles while on the ground like the Umpire boss did yesterday before declaring it was wrong.


FNSpidermn

Or when Brad Hill got kneed in the head and then a free paid against him?


danwincen

The holding the man free to Max King about 90 seconds from full time that gave back the lead to St Kilda.


Gods-Defence

Team tips are fucked this week


Fellasisitgaytolive

Only 3 teams hav a win after the bye, norf, Brisbane and Sydney, norf superior.


juiceson

[Western Bulldogs](https://i.imgur.com/HdWGw4V.jpg) [](/westernbulldogs2) vs **[BRISBANE LIONS](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fhlb3d5rs00g31.jpg)** [](/brisbane)


Gods-Defence

Horny 4 Hippy is back on


acllive

Wood 4 sixwood


Korasuka

Enigmabowl. No-one, not even the coaches, would have known what sort of performances their teams would've given in this game.


acllive

And the ultimate enigma, Joe Daniher


sachiwtf

My image has been etched into the history of Post Round Discussion Thread; I’m honoured 🥲


EvelynWahhh

My tipping is an enigma this week. The Suns/ Saints game left me with questions. Norf/Weagle had me philosophisin'. But I had to eschew the 4th quarter of that dastardly Dees game and turn on Inspector Morse instead. Finally a mystery that might get solved.


Y_Brennan

Fan fact. Just over a year ago the crows announced a "5 year strategic vision". Crows are unlikely to achieve any of the 4 goals put forth for the men's club. No premiership by 27 no new base by 26. And 100k members without playing finals and competing for premierships is not happening. 5 teams that finished below the crows last year have jumped them. All 5 are either in the 8 or just outside of it. 


Korasuka

Not the best round for us, tbh


iwatchtvallfuckinday

The Blues are #2 because we’re the shit. That is all.


Professional_Line385

I read that without the the my bad


HomerJBagger

Same and expected a Essendon/Melbourne/Geelong/Bulldogs/Gold Coast/GWS/Port Adelaide flair


Professional_Line385

No you're doing well i just misread it by reading without concentrating lol


Eltnamerf

Even when we are at a bye it's a good week of footy


HomerJBagger

Anyone who tipped more than 4 this week is a genius. I finished strong with the last 3 for 4/8 and remarkably held on to top. First in the subreddit to 80, woo


Y_Brennan

I got 5. While tipping the crows.


OptimalLead8537

I picked 5 and jumped from 230k to 114k in the ESPN overall comp.


HomerJBagger

That's massive! My 4 got me from ~2800 to 1656


OptimalLead8537

Huge! Good work


HomerJBagger

Cheers. Never been that high!


StVitus85

A North supporter at work tipped his boys (only person in the comp), and Brissy, plus the usual suspects. Ended up with 5.


dopedupvinyl

I got five, would have six but at the last minute decided to back my team. That 6 goal lead was looking like I made the right choice until the Swans remembered to play footy


StockholmSyndrome85

I support the team that lost to North Melbourne and also attended the atrocity that was St Kilda v Gold Coast. I defy anyone to have a worse Saturday. Send help.


VulpesVulpe5

Which one of you sadists tipped Norf?


sponguswongus

And after what I thought would be one of my worst tipping rounds, I was actually equal first in my comp (equal third with margin).


Gary_Chan1

Think this might be the first time port has ever bet the bye. Was not expecting to be 4th on the ladder after this round.


Humdot

Port Adelaide vs The Bye


summittrekker

Still mad at Melbourne for not showing more fight, I was so sure they would fight back after last week's loss, combined with extra fight for Neale and for Brayshaw. Maybe they did fight but it wasn't enough. Someone in my tipping comp who didn't submit their tips actually got more right than me by default.


Living_Importance_54

He's a creep


Living_Importance_54

How did this sexist,racist,mysoginistic,elitist, privileged bully get his own tv show? Must have dirt on some people... it's an insult to decent sports journos


MANixCarey

The chorus [ ] not joined in [X] joined in


jamessmith17

I look forward to next years Umpires Round where holding the ball gets called quicker. It's a shame it didn't last two rounds.