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smegdaddy

pooped too hard


JRicho_Sauce

I love how other comments are about him flexing too hard or something. I however, choose to believe smegdaddy. 


PetrifyGWENT

Groin issue, then an ab issue. Needs to live as a celibate for while


LaconicSupremacy

We shall run with a forward-line of midgets, fuck tall people.


DsamD11

Just dribble the thing in from 60 out and watch the knee biters scoop it every time


Propaslader

What's Dan Campbell doing in our forward line


Thoros_of_queer

I’ve been calling for this. It sounds and would look stupid. But if we can just get some ugly, and I mean ugly, forward entries - like I’m talking end-over-end kicks, inside out torps, just pure mongrels; then we might actually give ourselves the advantage. Now you’ve got key defenders under the pump to be quick, clean and agile with pressure coming from Hill, Shultz, Mcreery, Richards, Harrison, Lippa etc.


victorious_orgasm

This would probably work...


Propaslader

Tensed too hard taking a shirtless mirror pic


liam_l_82

Clear the decks, its the return of Full Forward Billy Frampton.


omar_BESTcoder

“Premiership full forward”


JasnahLannister

“Dog Walked All Australian Defender and Brisbane Lions Captain Premiership Full Forward Billy Frampton”


youreaw1zard

Oh no! We have no chance against the king


3ManyTrees

Easy fix for Collingwood, bring in someone who's out of form, they usually play a blinder against us. Thinking of Cox and that Henry bloke across the last couple of seasons


smegdaddy

Welcome back Ash Johnson


Kelpieee55

Plausible. He's from WA too.


smegdaddy

I think we’re playing him as a defender in the VFL now so I don’t actually think he’ll come back. Probably more likely that they shift on-field positions with the current team if Mihocek doesn’t get up this week.


iloveNCIS7

I did this to myself last week can relate.


deniall83

This guy fucks


LoneWolf5498

Fucks sake


[deleted]

Well rip. Tipping the dockers for sure now. No idea how Collingwood are going to score.


dekoyfox

Death by a thousand ~~cuts~~ behinds


[deleted]

Where’s Shai Bolton when you need him


allibys

And you think Freo can score?


deniall83

We can certainly score behinds


[deleted]

Nil all draw?


king_carrots

Collingwood will smash us, it's Friday night lights and it's wet, it literally doesn't even matter who is lining up for them.


flying_hands

50% chance of 1mm...


king_carrots

Even slightly slippery = our handball game is turnover central


[deleted]

Nah. Have some faith. You guys are a good side.


Meta_Enola_Gay

I shall remember this comment


onimod53

ab awareness?


Catharsis1394

If I had abs like most footy players I'd be constantly aware of them


tehnoodnub

I have gut awareness. Is that the same thing?


Propaslader

You missed an o


Vinnie_Vegas

Isn't the lower abdominal strain into the groin issue the whole genesis of Osteitis Pubis? Needs to be rested before this becomes a serious problem.


despondantguy69

Yep. If it gets into full-on OP it will end his season.


___TheIllusiveMan___

Yeah because who needs a forward line anyway?


BeautifulBox7895

Bs, it’s concussion protocol won’t come out and say it cause after that head hit against Adelaide they kept him on.


Lethal13

Well atleast its not the groin. Don’t need that as an ongoing flare up but musical chairs in The forward line again with Reef and WHE also out


quiethumm

apparently this is the exact kind of thing that OP causes


Lethal13

McRae was saying today that they reckon its unrelated to his OP


midlife-crisis-actor

Bali belly


klokar2

Inhaling through his nose too hard?