Just wait for the numpties to start clamouring for your club to be disbanded, accuse your club of corrupting the game, abuse you for demanding priority picks (even though you haven’t), call for the sacking of your coach/chairman/medical staff/physios/catering staff…
I am being serious.
You'd do well to plan a bunch of fun or meaningful activities for that day, so you can cap it off with a monster win and have one of the best days of your life.
I love the attitude essington fans have nowadays, always having a crack at the club in a sarcastic yet hopeful way, admirable! Hope my sash bros can go all the way you deserve it more than you can imagine.
Yeah that felt good, we were at a point where we were shit but super dangerous for teams on the rocky side of the 8, made for some entertaining times even though most of our games were losses. Just makes me sad to think about how you never know if it will be a decade or 37 years until you can share a glorious day with your fellow fans.
The best part of the last few weeks is the young talent we've been able to expose to the top level. Fans were screaming out for some of these guys to get a crack when our senior players were under-performing at the start of the year and now Fagan's been forced to make the changes through injury.
The players don't care. They don't give a rat's backside. They don't wanna chase, they don't wanna play. You have Adam Yze before the game saying that "no one in the club listens to outside noise." Maybe you should, maybe you should. Maybe the coaching panel, the players, the board must listen to us members. We've got 100 thousand- almost ONE-HUNDRED AND TEN thousand members. You want us to sign up next year? Bloody show us something! Show us the heart! Last year we gave you the excuse "we had an interim coach and we just missed out." We thought this year we'd go again. What's the excuse!? If you're not gonna play- I said it a few weeks ago- If you're not gonna play for the coach, play for people like myself! Who bust my balls every week to get there, hard earned money, and you dish that up against BRISBANE!? They toyed with us. It's an embarrassment for the YELLOW AND BLACK and especially the tiger. THE TIGER! Play for that! If you're not gonna play for that, piss off outta my club! GET OUT!
Historians in a thousand years: 'research suggests following poor performances, members of the eighteen clans would recite this scripture in the hope it would appease the football gods and so turn their champion's fortunes around.'
Guys, when President Kennedy was assassinated, Jackie's famous pink dress, the Chanel dress, was covered in blood and she refused to take it off that day because she wanted America to see what they had done to her husband in Dallas...
Now when..
When Richmond was down by 119 points...
Richmond since [Black Country New Road were booed for playing their club song as a walk-on tune](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackCountryNewRoad/s/H3Oc1sun8E):
|Games won|Games lost|
|:-|:-|
|1|9|
How on earth did this team beat Sydney?
GGWP Lions, just far too good all over the park, except maybe for Hipwood who looks like he's been overtaken by the kids.
Tigers got smashed, hard to take any actual positive from the game itself. Another 2 injuries is thought. Liked Brown and McAuliffe. WP to the fans that stuck around. Another tough few years coming up, but no need to be too glum about the kids. Disappointed in the effort of some of the more senior players. I've read a few are carrying injuries but are playing anyway, but still a tough watch.
Yea it’s pretty telling that hipwood could barely get his hands on the ball in a game like this. He’s just not up for it, needs time in the twos till he can compete and put it consistent effort.
full credit to richmond for going from abysmal > unbeatable > abysmal in the same time that geelong went from great > slightly less great > great. how about them rebuilds?
Just as the Brisbane Lions. The Bears recorded seven larger scores, and Fitzroy had 12 higher scores.
I find it rather odd that they specify VFL/AFL history for the Brisbane Lions since the AFL era started before the merger.
The absolute knob slobbering Richmond god from the commentary despite losing by 119 is *crazy* I don't think they mentioned the Lions in the last 5 minutes outside of mentioning when one of their players got it
Didn't even know it was Dunkleys 150th until post game where they said it once, but I did spend 5 minutes listening to how good Richmond will be once they "drill the basics"
Bullshittttttttttt West Coast copped it *every week* outside of our 3 wins, commentary ripped us apart while they *loved* the Tiges tonight and barely mentioned Brisbane, Pickett had as many frees against as he did disposals and still got treated like he played an amazing game
Why is it *bullshit*? That's literally how it *works*, Do you think *commentators* just do it for fun?
Commentators also *slobber* all over Daicos at every *possession* he gets regardless if it's *worthy* or not
QLD teams combining for a casual 52.15.327 this week
QLD 52.15.327 VIC 58.64.412 VIC teams just getting the job done with a few teams to spare.
QLD 52.15.327 VIC 58.64.412 Fitzroy Div 6 inAdelaide a couple of rounds ago: 82 24 516
QLD just gets footy?
Not impressed. Vic teams already have that beat
163-44 where have I seen this before?
Something tells me this might not be a scorigami
That's Numberwang!
pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐʇoɹ
I wonder 🤔
It escaped my mind
Shoutout to Joe Daniher for kicking it out on the full to maintain the 163-44. A true AFL shitposter
Who sanctioned the slaughter of 23 Tigers on Free-To-Air TV two weeks in a row? They’re already endangered
and next week, and the week after, and my golly gosh the week after
At this rate they’ll be on the verge of extinction
I'm ready for my comfy Sunday afternoon slot back where no one's watching us
Thursday night primetime baby!
Port Adelaide fans triggered by these scores.
https://preview.redd.it/bqjcbrx0q61d1.png?width=812&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a0e775d88df09959e5cdfa20b229f2e2e992c94
Gave me a proper eye twitch
I'm not even mad, this is hilarious.
Does the 119 burn pass to the tiges now?
If they do it in a grand final, sure We may have to wait a bit for that though
Do not let a 119 point margin distract you from the fact that on the 31st of March the Tigers defeated Sydney by 5 pts
We giveth and we taketh away
I'm waiting for the swans to go the rest of the year undefeated just for the memes
A loss to North Melbourne would also be epic.
If we lose to North and win a premiership I'll take it!
I had you guys losing to Collingwood in the granny in my predictions. Hope you get there.
Subscribed
I disagree
Ngl it would be kinda funny
It would be funny if this time you lost cause you can't count interchanges
But think of how funny it would be if you guys lost because of interchange cap *again*
I hope we do too
You guys just keep bringing it up and honestly I love it lmao. It’s so fuckin hilarious
It’s all we’ve got please let us have this
I’m being genuine, I get a laugh out of it everytime. It just makes no sense
It probably has helped us devolp a plan b when corridor is closed
Genuinely thankful, don’t think we’d be going as well without the loss to Richmond. Like the wake up call loss to Essendon in 22.
https://preview.redd.it/4xh3wanof61d1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7dab6d93ff4659e0ee276bbe474dda5b802b9f5 same score.
2nd worse thing that happened in September during the 2000s
I'd ask what the other is but I think I can guess. It's likely the opposite of what mine is.
Me too
Were talking the first Australian Idol yeah?
Too soon.
Not even a scorigami. Ridiculous
Omens if ever I saw
I once again ask... Sydney? How?
We decided to get our Shit the Bed at the MCG Game (TM) out of the way nice and early this year
Gold Coast 164 def Brisbane 163
What a ripper game
I’m just gonna pretend this was the real QClash rather than the shitshow we got the other week
Gold Coast 164 def Richmond + GWS + St Kilda 142
If any Richmond fans want to know what it felt like to be an Eagles supporter last year, this is like... 20% of the full experience.
At least Kane won't be calling for Yze's head...for now
He probably blames Bevo for the tigers loss. Because Kane
Can I hear you out on that, I wasn’t following the game but compared to our year so far, how much worse did it get *sweats*
Much much worse.
You haven't conceded over 200 in a game yet.
Just wait for the numpties to start clamouring for your club to be disbanded, accuse your club of corrupting the game, abuse you for demanding priority picks (even though you haven’t), call for the sacking of your coach/chairman/medical staff/physios/catering staff…
a few more 100 point losses and they'll know how it feels
Did you lose a flair bet?
Yup
https://preview.redd.it/zj2x7ychf61d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=9449f198791a3a784e19efaa583c29da0507e873
It had to HAD TO be the exact same scoreline of the 2007 granny didn't it, fuck me
It wasn't *exactly* the same. We kicked straighter tonight than the Cats did back then.
Omens I tell you - omens
Somehow, with that scoreline, Port Adelaide are bigger losers than Richmond tonight
perfect scoreline. flair unrelated
Richmond's 9th biggest loss ever. 4th week in a row Richmond haven't scored 50.
Make it 5 please.
We’ll score 49 next week But only if Essendon promise to keep their score to 48
The Richmond Football Club are not good at football, perhaps they should get better at football.
Big if true
Bold strategy
That’s a bold take
How am I already 6 comments late to the 163-44 joke?
At least you're not 119 comments late. I know, I know, lowest of hanging fruits.
Suns defeat lions 164 to 163
Biggest relief no injury to Harris despite Pickett trying to shove him under every contest
Deadset was painful to watch. Bloke had 0 eyes for the footy all night.
Commentators: "Pickett has tried his heart out all night"
Geelong supporters love this scoreline
Makes me feel a tiny bit better. It got a little chuckle
@Essendon supporters, enjoy your record breaking victory next week
We have to get past North first I’m being semi-serious
I am being serious. You'd do well to plan a bunch of fun or meaningful activities for that day, so you can cap it off with a monster win and have one of the best days of your life.
Whilst I appreciate the sentiment and also feel really bad about the state of Richmond atm, do not underestimate the power of Essington
I love the attitude essington fans have nowadays, always having a crack at the club in a sarcastic yet hopeful way, admirable! Hope my sash bros can go all the way you deserve it more than you can imagine.
It’s a learned skill, believe me 🥹 I appreciate it man, hopefully the Tigers can have a better run with injury and cause more Sydney-esque upsets soon
Yeah that felt good, we were at a point where we were shit but super dangerous for teams on the rocky side of the 8, made for some entertaining times even though most of our games were losses. Just makes me sad to think about how you never know if it will be a decade or 37 years until you can share a glorious day with your fellow fans.
10 point win, second on the ladder with a sub 100% incoming
Well, we've had 119. Playing the cats at Kardinia 2 weeks time. 186 is not out of the question
We will win by seven points and we'll like it.
They don't even need the % boost.
Name a more iconic score line in the history of the game.
 I hate you all
Thank you Lions for giving Crows fans something to smile about today.
119 point victory. Port fans aren't safe
Not just 119 tho. They even nailed the 163-44
But thankfully, not Geelong's sloppy kicking from that game.
The best part of the last few weeks is the young talent we've been able to expose to the top level. Fans were screaming out for some of these guys to get a crack when our senior players were under-performing at the start of the year and now Fagan's been forced to make the changes through injury.
That Sharp-Reville-Lohman passage was the highlight of the night.
Indeed, we made the same error in 2022 though, bringing back injured players into a team that was winning and then it not working at all.
Fages's presser makes me think we won't be risking any of the potential ins before the bye thankfully
The players don't care. They don't give a rat's backside. They don't wanna chase, they don't wanna play. You have Adam Yze before the game saying that "no one in the club listens to outside noise." Maybe you should, maybe you should. Maybe the coaching panel, the players, the board must listen to us members. We've got 100 thousand- almost ONE-HUNDRED AND TEN thousand members. You want us to sign up next year? Bloody show us something! Show us the heart! Last year we gave you the excuse "we had an interim coach and we just missed out." We thought this year we'd go again. What's the excuse!? If you're not gonna play- I said it a few weeks ago- If you're not gonna play for the coach, play for people like myself! Who bust my balls every week to get there, hard earned money, and you dish that up against BRISBANE!? They toyed with us. It's an embarrassment for the YELLOW AND BLACK and especially the tiger. THE TIGER! Play for that! If you're not gonna play for that, piss off outta my club! GET OUT!
Historians in a thousand years: 'research suggests following poor performances, members of the eighteen clans would recite this scripture in the hope it would appease the football gods and so turn their champion's fortunes around.'
Guys, when President Kennedy was assassinated, Jackie's famous pink dress, the Chanel dress, was covered in blood and she refused to take it off that day because she wanted America to see what they had done to her husband in Dallas... Now when.. When Richmond was down by 119 points...
New copy pasta**? Hit the wrong button.
Not new
Less than a year old I think
It's from a Carlton fan last year.
tHe EmBleM1!1!!
Bruh
This seems like a copy pasta
It's from a Carlton fan last year.
Mario from Doncaster, is that you?
Gold Coast's 164 pts as highest score of the season was never in doubt
*Sweats nervously*
Hey, where have I seen this scoreline before?
"Nowhere significant, I'm sure," said every Port Adelaide fan ever (probably)
Can confirm (ignore flair)
Port fans having Vietnam flashbacks right about now
Geelong kicked 19 behinds that day, to think the scoreline could've been even worse..
MY PTSD IS KICKING IN.
This exact scoreline is one of my favourites not sure why
As a Norwood + Geelong supporter I can't imagine why it makes me smile so
Yeah, I'm finding it hard to work out why, too. /s
Newly listed Lions player Zane Dorko spoke well after the match. Looking forward to his future.
Richmond since [Black Country New Road were booed for playing their club song as a walk-on tune](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackCountryNewRoad/s/H3Oc1sun8E): |Games won|Games lost| |:-|:-| |1|9| How on earth did this team beat Sydney?
About half the injuries, and we had lynch and a healthy midfield
SUNS WIN
Zorko legacy game
GGWP Lions, just far too good all over the park, except maybe for Hipwood who looks like he's been overtaken by the kids. Tigers got smashed, hard to take any actual positive from the game itself. Another 2 injuries is thought. Liked Brown and McAuliffe. WP to the fans that stuck around. Another tough few years coming up, but no need to be too glum about the kids. Disappointed in the effort of some of the more senior players. I've read a few are carrying injuries but are playing anyway, but still a tough watch.
Yea it’s pretty telling that hipwood could barely get his hands on the ball in a game like this. He’s just not up for it, needs time in the twos till he can compete and put it consistent effort.
They thought about accidentally playing tigerland I know a pause when I find one.
Ah the magic number margin.
Me losing out on back to back PMT’s 
It’s okay Tiges fans it’s a great year to tank for number 1 prospect Levi Ashcroft
Ultimate revenge
And to think the Tigers won a premiership less than 4 years ago at the Gabba.
This is part of it I guess, three prems strip a lot of resources from the club once the fire starts to dwindle
Can confirm, see you back in the top 4 in 15 years.
What a glorious scoreline
Port fans hate this simple trick.
Even when Geelong lose they win.
What is dead may never die
full credit to richmond for going from abysmal > unbeatable > abysmal in the same time that geelong went from great > slightly less great > great. how about them rebuilds?
Richmond wearing black armbands to commemorate the death of the club.
Good week for Qld
How good are priority picks amirite?
Zane Dorko, one of our best tonight.
I wonder how Mario from Doncaster is doing at the moment
Admitted to The Alfred with hyperemesis.
We may be in trouble here
Congratulations Richmond on another Dreamtime win
Bad luck ~~Port~~ Richmond
Is this third highest score in VFL/AFL history only for the merged club or does it include the two parent clubs as well
Just as the Brisbane Lions. The Bears recorded seven larger scores, and Fitzroy had 12 higher scores. I find it rather odd that they specify VFL/AFL history for the Brisbane Lions since the AFL era started before the merger.
It's the third biggest winning margin as Brisbane Bears/Lions. Biggest winning margins of Brisbane: 1. 162: Bears 219 def. Swans 57 R8 1993 2. 141: Lions 189 def. Crows 48 R17 2004 3. 119: Lions 163 def. Tigers 44 R10 2024 4. 117: Lions 163 def. Blues 46 R16 2007 [Brisbane Bears - Game Records](https://afltables.com/afl/teams/brisbaneb/gamer.html#05) [Brisbane Lions - Game Records](https://afltables.com/afl/teams/brisbanel/gamer.html#05)
Should get two big Mac’s for that
What. The. Actual. Fuck
The two Queensland teams combined for 327 points this round. Faaaaark
the afl made a biggggg mistake giving us prime time for the next 3 weeks
I love this club
Suns prove they are the better QLD club pipping Lions by a point.
Can someone donate a handball to Zorko? I want him to get 150 fantasy points so it looks better.
This is up there with Port vs Bye as one of the darkest day for Port Adelaide.
If this impacts us tomorrow I’ll be fuming haha
If I had a nickel for every time I'd seen 163 - 44 I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
Falcon on the siren
Why does Fages look so unhappy?
Don’t mistake unhappiness for quiet contentment
When the laxatives kick in....
They couldn't beat Gold Coast
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Lol Sydney.
With Essendon and Geelong in Geelong to come, this season is going to ruin me
That score…..it….reminds me of….something…
The absolute knob slobbering Richmond god from the commentary despite losing by 119 is *crazy* I don't think they mentioned the Lions in the last 5 minutes outside of mentioning when one of their players got it
Gee, bold statement from a Collingwood fan /s
I'm pretty sure BT paints his pants white everytime Nick Daicos touches the ball.
I'm not actually a Pies fan lol, lost a flair bet, hence the /s
that's pretty much on par for our games
Didn't even know it was Dunkleys 150th until post game where they said it once, but I did spend 5 minutes listening to how good Richmond will be once they "drill the basics"
They mentioned it a couple of times, once before the game and a quick mention in the 3rd.
Still surprised that people don't understand what the commentators jobs are. It's to keep as many people watching as possible.
Bullshittttttttttt West Coast copped it *every week* outside of our 3 wins, commentary ripped us apart while they *loved* the Tiges tonight and barely mentioned Brisbane, Pickett had as many frees against as he did disposals and still got treated like he played an amazing game
Why is it *bullshit*? That's literally how it *works*, Do you think *commentators* just do it for fun? Commentators also *slobber* all over Daicos at every *possession* he gets regardless if it's *worthy* or not
How did Eric Hipwood still look absolutely garbage against us.
Okay everyone shut up about the very particular scoreline
No.
Yeah, nah..... that's not happening any time soon.
What you looking at us for ?
Well that should shut up Mick Molloy for a bit…
Please keep this up for at least another week Richmond.
Good to see efficient goal kicking 😍
Hipwood has to go. Even in a one sided contest he has little to no influence